Beer Looter Vrabel Tweets His Super Bowl Rings Stolen

['Hamas' Jenkins]

"To all the Houston area pawn shops: 3 super bowl rings are headed your way. Courtesy of the m----- f------ who smashed our back door in," Vrabel tweeted.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11841146/mike-vrabel-tweets-super-bowl-rings-won-new-england-patriots-stolen

Eat a meringue pie whipped from Liberace's semen, Vrabel.

[TripleThreat]

The football gods stole his rings as the Pats cheated to win those Super Bowls. Per disgruntled facebook fan

[TimeForWasp]

3 ring Circus

[Easy 6]

Insurance fraud all the way.

Vrabel will be an inmate before its all over.

[Red Dawg]

Who cares. Never feel sorry for the rich no matter what.

[LoneWolf]

Insurance fraud all the way.

Vrabel will be an inmate before its all over.

I also hear he's a hooker.

[KCrockaholic]

Yeah I don't care about Vrabel. Or most people from the Pioli 09/10 group.

[Easy 6]

I also hear he's a hooker.

Oh no, nooo... I cringe in the face of your intellect, no more please, nooo.

You're such a brilliant ****face, gosh do I envy you.

Just please dont hurt me anymore :whackit:

[Rain Man]

I hope none of them were Chiefs Super Bowl rings.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I hope none of them were Chiefs Super Bowl rings.

It's been long enough since the Chiefs won a SB you'd need radiocarbon dating to determine the ring's authenticity.

[LoneWolf]

Oh no, nooo... I cringe in the face of your intellect, no more please, nooo.

You're such a brilliant ****face, gosh do I envy you.

Just please dont hurt me anymore :whackit:

Lighten up, Francis. It was a joke.

[O.city]

So, you don't like vrabel?

[Hammock Parties]

Fuck him with a rusty cactus.

[LoneWolf]

**** him with a rusty cactus.

http://images2.backpage.com/imager/u/large/125256967/ab1_024.jpg

[BossChief]

Fuck Mike "I was traded for so I could help teach the scheme, but will make comments criticizing the team that traded for me and then refuse to show up to anything but mandatory workouts/practices cause I'm a douche" Vrabel.

[Easy 6]

Lighten up, Francis. It was a joke.

Thank you, didnt want to hijack this thread with that nonsense.

[TripleThreat]

Oh no, nooo... I cringe in the face of your intellect, no more please, nooo.

You're such a brilliant ****face, gosh do I envy you.

Just please dont hurt me anymore :whackit:

Easy 6, Wooooh there boy, easy. naaaayy

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Fuck Mike "I was traded for so I could help teach the scheme, but will make comments criticizing the team that traded for me and then refuse to show up to anything but mandatory workouts/practices cause I'm a douche" Vrabel.

Don't forget the multiple personal fouls and the Frank Zombo-level play from the fucking scrub.

That offseason is still the funniest in Chiefs history.

"Zach Thomas!! Bobby Engram!! Amani Toomer!! Mike Vrabel!!"

[Hammock Parties]

That offseason is still the funniest in Chiefs history.

"Zach Thomas!! Bobby Engram!! Amani Toomer!! Mike Vrabel!!"

It gave us GIF'd UP.

[stonedstooge]

New England wouldn't trade us Casshole unless we took Vrabel off their hands too. Pioli at his best

[BigMeatballDave]

Fuck him with a rusty cactus.

Cacti cannot rust.

They're non-ferrous.

[LoneWolf]

Cacti cannot rust.

They're non-ferrous.

See post #14 for evidence to the contrary.

[BigMeatballDave]

See post #14 for evidence to the contrary.

Technically, it's not a cactus.

[alpha_omega]

Shouldn't you put those in a safe deposit box?

[notorious]

Shouldn't you put those in a safe deposit box?

He is a dumbass.

[Katipan]

http://images2.backpage.com/imager/u/large/125256967/ab1_024.jpg

That is gorgeous and I want it.

[ClevelandBronco]

That is gorgeous and I want it.


Won't the third arm just go to waste?