Stripper gets bride-to-be pregnant at bachelorette party

[Eleazar]

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/woman-gives-birth-dwarf-strippers-baby-nine-months/nhscg/


Stripper allegedly gets bride-to-be pregnant at bachelorette party

VALENCIA, Spain — According to a report, a man who performed during the woman's pre-wedding bash may have fathered a child with the bride-to-be.

Apparently, the performer entertained the soon-to-be bride more enthusiastically later that night. All seemed well and the marriage went off without a hitch.

Shortly after the nuptials, the couple found out they were going to have a baby.

However, when the newborn was found to have dwarfism. LasCincoDelDia writes, “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper, but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened.”

Neither parties have stepped forward to verify this report.

Essential Baby reports dwarfism can be caused by over 200 medical conditions, but none are as strong or common as genetics.

The Daily Mail reports dwarf entertainers, or "miniboys," as they are called are common at Spanish pre-wedding parties. No word on whether or not the couple are still together.

[thabear04]

Some crazy shit.

[teedubya]

Whores fucking Dwarves... an epidemic.

[MMXcalibur]

Cairo Santos should really concentrate more on kicking field goals.

[Aries Walker]

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[POND_OF_RED]

Yet another dwarf on a quest to destroy a ring.

[listopencil]

Yet another dwarf on a quest to destroy a ring.


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[TLO]

Sounds fake

[EPodolak]

Sweet story.

[Jimmya]

Nice!

[Johnny Vegas]

http://www.doblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/memyselfirene.jpg

[58-4ever]

http://www.doblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/memyselfirene.jpg

Hahaha!! I thought of that movie too.

[beach tribe]

Yet another dwarf on a quest to destroy a ring.

:LOL:

[Chief Henry]

Who the hell hires a dwarf, midget stripper unless its more of a novelty.

[keg in kc]

Wonder how many brides-to-be in general have been knocked-up by male strippers, midget or otherwise. Probably a surprising number.

[BigRichard]

http://www.doblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/memyselfirene.jpg

"She'll be eating blubber allright, just as soon as I free Willy."

[Lonewolf Ed]

Yet another dwarf on a quest to destroy a ring.

:LOL:

[Imon Yourside]

Cairo Santos should really concentrate more on kicking field goals.

Even He would have hit that one thru the uprights.

[RealSNR]

Then the midgets...

[Earthling]

Yet another dwarf on a quest to destroy a ring.

LMAOLMAO

[TripleThreat]

that's ****ed for the ex-husband (I assume ex).. Imagine, you just get married everythings great, find out you are going to have a kid, tell everyone u know u are having a kid, rubbing her tummy doing the appointments, and its not even ur kid. its a stripeprs

[Mr. Arrowhead]

no way LMAO

[beach tribe]

that's ****ed for the ex-husband (I assume ex).. Imagine, you just get married everythings great, find out you are going to have a kid, tell everyone u know u are having a kid, rubbing her tummy doing the appointments, and its not even ur kid. its a stripeprs
No.
its a midget strippers.

[Reerun_KC]

Sounds like Antifreeze time...

[Easy 6]

well, bye

[journeyscarab]

The husband came up short.

[ModSocks]

Pretty sure this is a Q from a few weeks ago....and i doubt it's real anyway.

A man might **** a midget stripper before his wedding night, but a woman? That's a tough sell.

[Garcia Bronco]

Yet another dwarf on a quest to destroy a ring.

Stopped reading after this post

[ptlyon]

Pretty sure this is a Q from a few weeks ago....and i doubt it's real anyway.

A man might **** a midget stripper before her wedding night, but a woman? That's a tough sell.

Well, it is Spain...

[Kman34]

Not the shit I needed to see after my daughters wedding weekend...:(

[Otter]

No.
its a midget strippers.

That impregnated your wife. Wow! Murder suicide, murder, moving to northern Alaska, shooting spree...this guy gets a get out of jail free card.

[penguinz]

Not the shit I needed to see after my daughters wedding weekend...:(

Unless she fucked a midget stripper there is nothing to worry about.

[Pablo]

Unless she fucked a midget stripper there is nothing to worry about.It was probably just a regular sized stripper.

Much better.

[Tombstone RJ]

wouldn't an ultra sound have revealed this a lot earlier? If I'm the husband I ask for a genetic match (the baby and my genetics have to match) and if they don't match, then I take some action.

[ptlyon]

wouldn't an ultra sound have revealed this a lot earlier?

The husband must be hung like a midget too

[ModSocks]

wouldn't an ultra sound have revealed this a lot earlier? If I'm the husband I ask for a genetic match (the baby and my genetics have to match) and if they don't match, then I take some action.

Good point.

Is something like dwarfism detectable in an ultra sound?

If so, then that pretty much proves that this shit is fake.

[Coochie liquor]

The husband must be hung like a midget too

Must be hung smaller than the midget or why would she bang the midg in the first place?

[ptlyon]

Must be hung smaller than the midget or why would she bang the midg in the first place?

Cuz she's a whore. Duh.