Please help me understand.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I was grabbing lunch, and I overhear a man behind me say, "That's when the possum showed up and we became friends."

I thought it was a punchline of a joke I missed, but no one laughed.

[ptlyon]

Wasn't Possum was a dealer in Breaking Bad?

[ptlyon]

Oh no, that was Badger. Nevermind.

[Graystoke]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1823499/opossum-drunk.jpg

[seclark]

never heard that one before.
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[loochy]

they are making fun of you.

keeel zem all!

[Direckshun]

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[Simply Red]

I love things like this - Oh man, it's beautiful - American Culture both young and old - I've got a semi.

[Rausch]

Oh no, that was Badger. Nevermind.

R.I.P. Combo...

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608034135296313583&pid=1.7

Combo gets no love...

[morphius]

Sounds like something I would say to my kids out of thin air. Yes, I'm messed up that way.

[Simply Red]

never heard that one before.
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I hadn't either - but I really like it. I bet that guy was nice - because becoming
friends was in his closing. Great man I bet!

[Simply Red]

Sounds like something I would say to my kids out of thin air. Yes, I'm messed up that way.

I'm definitely using it. Even if it's today - if the opportunity presents itself - I'm dropping that one.

[Discuss Thrower]

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that first year in college."

[Rausch]

There's a fucking O at th...fuck it.

[ptlyon]

Posse?

Pussy?

[seclark]

I hadn't either - but I really like it. I bet that guy was nice - because becoming
friends was in his closing. Great man I bet!

maybe.

[Simply Red]

I've memorized it - and it's in queue.

[Rausch]

I hate all of you...

[Simply Red]

I hate all of you...

"That's when the possum showed up and we became friends."

[Simply Red]

This thread will pull 100+ - I'll say 107ish....

[seclark]

that's when the groundhog showed up and the shit hit the fan.
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[Graystoke]

Perhaps it was a brain storming session for a children's book. A quick google search shows possum books for kids are very popular.
And BTW in Australia it is Possum.

[Discuss Thrower]

Then the midgets..

[Graystoke]

I hate all of you...

And the little Possum said, "You seem Nice"

[Rausch]

This thread will pull 100+ - I'll say 107ish....

You will rhubarb this day...

[Dayze]

Its best left, 'unsolved'.

[morphius]

I'm definitely using it. Even if it's today - if the opportunity presents itself - I'm dropping that one.

It should be a lot easier that the brother bear quote I had to save up for over a year, "and from that moment on, I was more careful about what I lick."

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Then the midgets..

Butt fucked InMen

[loochy]

Its best left, 'unsolved'.

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[Discuss Thrower]

Butt fucked InMen

with Claythan watching

[Dayze]

...and I say, I says, I say..."DO ya love me"? and she says, "No! but that's a real nice ski mask"!

[Rausch]

...and I say, I says, I say..."DO ya love me"? and she says, "No! but that's a real nice ski mask"!

"I don't get it..."

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[Kman34]

I bet this guy was standing behind you...Buy the way I bet he posts on CP...:thumb:

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[srvy]

Maybe he was talking about a Beverly Hillbilly or Dukes of Hazzard episode.

Or he read the the Mary Jane thread and sampled some of the suggestions.

[Iowanian]

Maybe he was friends with George Jones.

[Big Poppa Payne]

Maybe he had Tourette's syndrome

[Rausch]

I was grabbing lunch, and I overhear a man behind me say, "That's when the possum showed up and we became friends."

I thought it was a punchline of a joke I missed, but no one laughed.

This still makes no sense to me.

What were you wearing at the time?

Was David Bowie playing in the background?

You're not really giving us a lot to work with here...

[Dayze]

"I don't get it..."

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[Pasta Little Brioni]

with Claythan watching

With pup tent

[Fire Me Boy!]

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that first year in college."

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[seclark]

Maybe he was friends with George Jones.

the possum (O-mitted)
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[Fire Me Boy!]

This still makes no sense to me.

What were you wearing at the time?

Was David Bowie playing in the background?

You're not really giving us a lot to work with here...

I realize I have no context. For some "color" on the scene, when I was able to look at the table where the line came from, the two gentlemen were wearing camouflage hats and boots. One was wearing flannel, the other wearing an Alabama "Roll Tide" shirt. I have reason to believe the man who became friends with the 'possum is named "Carl." They were both mid- to late-20s in age.

[Jimmya]

Can't say i get it or even have a small understanding of it.

[Graystoke]

I realize I have no context. For some "color" on the scene, when I was able to look at the table where the line came from, the two gentlemen were wearing camouflage hats and boots. One was wearing flannel, the other wearing an Alabama "Roll Tide" shirt. I have reason to believe the man who became friends with the 'possum is named "Carl." They were both mid- to late-20s in age.

So, I am thinking they were hunting, because of the camo hats and boots. And the possum skared up some game for them.
So they became friends

[Red Beans]

"And if I wasn't left handed she wouldn't be pregnant."

[srvy]

Hunting Turkey all camo'ed up sitting against a tree. Possum wander's in unaware the man is there and they become buddies. Only problem is a possum wandering in daylight is probably rabid.

[Rausch]

I realize I have no context. For some "color" on the scene, when I was able to look at the table where the line came from, the two gentlemen were wearing camouflage hats and boots. One was wearing flannel, the other wearing an Alabama "Roll Tide" shirt. I have reason to believe the man who became friends with the 'possum is named "Carl." They were both mid- to late-20s in age.

I'm thinking someone whiffed the whack and this was a botched hit....

[loochy]

I realize I have no context. For some "color" on the scene, when I was able to look at the table where the line came from, the two gentlemen were wearing camouflage hats and boots. One was wearing flannel, the other wearing an Alabama "Roll Tide" shirt. I have reason to believe the man who became friends with the 'possum is named "Carl." They were both mid- to late-20s in age.

do you work at walmart?

[srvy]

Maybe he noticed you eves dropping and decided to throwout an insanely ridiculous comment to disturb you for rest of your life?

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'm definitely using it. Even if it's today - if the opportunity presents itself - I'm dropping that one.

I'm absolutely adding the line into my vernacular.

My standard whenever I don't understand something is "220. 221. Whatever it takes."

Now I have something to keep it fresh.

[J Diddy]

I have never seen a possum. I have no friends.

[Rausch]

Maybe he noticed you eves dropping and decided to throwout an insanely ridiculous comment to disturb you for rest of your life?

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[Mr. Laz]

2 possums, 1 cup

[srvy]

I think I got this. Remember the guy who banged the Ladyboy? I think you just had a close encounter with him.

"That's when the possum showed up and we became friends."

Obviously he is speaking to his buds about the moment he discovered the big surprise.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I think I got this. Remember the guy who banged the Ladyboy? I think you just had a close encounter with him.

"That's when the possum showed up and we became friends."

Obviously he is speaking to his buds about the moment he discovered the big surprise.

Ah, Jim Jones. Whatever happened to that guy?

[savchief]

George Jones' nickname was 'possum also No-show Jones but that's not relevant here.

[srvy]

Ah, Jim Jones. Whatever happened to that guy?

I think moulted into someone new from embarrassment.

[CHENZ A!]

The jungle cat killed a possum this summer. Left it on the hood of my car. It was fucking disgusting. But awesome at the same time.

[Baby Lee]

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that first year in college."

garlics makes mah feets stank.

[Baby Lee]

I realize I have no context. For some "color" on the scene, when I was able to look at the table where the line came from, the two gentlemen were wearing camouflage hats and boots. One was wearing flannel, the other wearing an Alabama "Roll Tide" shirt. I have reason to believe the man who became friends with the 'possum is named "Carl." They were both mid- to late-20s in age.

That's im-possum-bull, CORAL!!!

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[Iowanian]

This story reminded me of a hapening years ago.

We had a buddy who had bought a farm and had recently moved his citi-fied, money-born lady friend into his farm house. We had helped him quite a bit with roofing and drywall. He had made several comments about putting on airs for her family and was afraid of being viewed as a hillbilly..which he wasn't.

I cannot recall all of the details of what stimulated the act, but they were away on a trip and scheduled to return with her parents in tow to see where their danty-daughter was now residing.

Anyway, when they were driving to their new country castle, the noticed new signs at every intesection that said things like "oppossum ranch 2 miles". When they pulled into the driveway, they were greeted by a large plywood sign that said "Oppossum Ranch, Oppossums for sale, $5.00 call ****** at 555-555-5555(his number). Below the sign was a pen in the front yard full of the oppossums we had driven around and caught the night before.


I'll see if I can find the pic.

[Deberg_1990]

I was grabbing lunch, and I overhear a man behind me say, "That's when the pussy showed up and I hit that hard"

I thought it was a punchline of a joke I missed, but no one laughed.

FYP


Sorry you misunderstood him

[Fire Me Boy!]

That's im-possum-bull, CORAL!!!

http://i.imgur.com/dWBDJpR.gif


LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO