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Hammock Parties
11-17-2014, 10:33 PM
ROFL

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/p640x640/10708556_827212923968287_3058757053167813036_o.jpg

chefsos
11-17-2014, 10:38 PM
Jamaal Charles, seen here bouncing a football off of his invisible cock, scored two touchdowns Sunday, November 16 2014, in a Kansas City victory.

In58men
11-17-2014, 10:39 PM
Suck my big black dick Lynch

booger
11-17-2014, 10:39 PM
Why'd the chicken cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in a Seahawk!

Dayze
11-17-2014, 10:40 PM
Jamaal Charles, seen here bouncing a football off of his invisible cock, scored two touchdowns Sunday, November 16 2014, in a Kansas City victory.

/thread

Wallcrawler
11-17-2014, 10:41 PM
That's right, ball. You know what I want.

....and watch the laces, bitch, or Ill rip em off.

Reaper16
11-17-2014, 10:41 PM
"I don't think I'm using these Swiffer pads correctly."

Dayze
11-17-2014, 10:43 PM
"...get your footling here.....get your footlong"

chefsos
11-17-2014, 10:43 PM
Jamaal Charles levitates an American football, a demonstration of his heretofore unknown Jedi skills.


(Just to get away from the dick-centric stuff. That's sort of uncomfortable.)

Gonzo
11-17-2014, 10:44 PM
Look everyone, I can take off a condom with no hands.

Katipan
11-17-2014, 10:44 PM
"Hey Macarena!"

Baby Lee
11-17-2014, 10:45 PM
"I don't think I'm using these Swiffer pads correctly."

I found them in mom's cabinet. They say they're called Nah-puhkins, but they look like Knight's Armor to me!!!

BigMeatballDave
11-17-2014, 10:45 PM
About to break one off in Pete's ass.

booger
11-17-2014, 10:45 PM
Hey macaraina!

007
11-17-2014, 10:45 PM
Really blew his wad

Katipan
11-17-2014, 10:46 PM
Hey macaraina!

You and I have always been like 1.

BigCatDaddy
11-17-2014, 10:46 PM
Simply Ravishing

booger
11-17-2014, 10:46 PM
"Hey Macarena!"

:LOL:

Baby Lee
11-17-2014, 10:47 PM
One glance from my dick
And the football does its trick

DEFYYYYING GRAAAAH-VITY!!!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/809881/defying-gravity-o.gif

booger
11-17-2014, 10:49 PM
You and I have always been like 1.

right back at ya babe :thumb:

Bowser
11-17-2014, 10:49 PM
"In a move that defies explanation, the football sized kidney stone Jamaal Charles expelled from his body with seemingly nothing more than sheer willpower after scoring a touchdown Sunday grew wings and impregnated 182 women in the stands it came in contact with. The women all gave birth approximately 16 hours after coming in contact with the object to what appeared to be a horde of miniature sized Jamaal Charles clones, complete with dreadlocks and bowties."

DRU
11-17-2014, 10:49 PM
"uh! double-up, uh! uh!"

cosmo20002
11-17-2014, 10:52 PM
"The Humpty Dance is your chance to do The Hump..."

Chiefs4TheWin
11-17-2014, 11:00 PM
Reminds me of this lol

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BigCatDaddy
11-17-2014, 11:02 PM
The Money Shot

Psyko Tek
11-17-2014, 11:13 PM
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.

(Guests) And then a step to the right.

(Narrator) With your hand on your hips.

(Guests) You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

-King-
11-17-2014, 11:23 PM
"Look judge! I did not rape the Seahawks! All I did was.... well, ok, nevermind. It was rape"

Sorter
11-17-2014, 11:27 PM
"Earl Thomas hold my dick!"

KC Hawks
11-17-2014, 11:47 PM
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/11-18-2014/SxuGEm.gif (http://www.makeagif.com/SxuGEm)

srvy
11-17-2014, 11:57 PM
Yeah bitch fuck that beast mode prick! JC cums Wilsons baby.

mikey23545
11-18-2014, 12:05 AM
We don't need no fuckin' choco Geno peni when we got this baby right cheeeeerrrr!!!!!

Hammock Parties
11-18-2014, 12:16 AM
pissing footballs and excellence.

POND_OF_RED
11-18-2014, 12:18 AM
Jamaal Charles is a football God. While they say some players are born with football in their blood, Charles takes it to another level by replacing his reproductive seeds with regulation size footballs.

Hammock Parties
11-18-2014, 12:19 AM
Yeah bitch! Football cock!

http://i.imgur.com/soH1Evph.jpg

Saccopoo
11-18-2014, 01:03 AM
Jamaal Charles is a football God. While they say some players are born with football in their blood, Charles takes it to another level by replacing his reproductive seeds with regulation size footballs.

Best one so far.

big nasty kcnut
11-18-2014, 02:55 AM
Fuck that football right in the pussy!

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-18-2014, 08:02 AM
"My schwartz is bigger than yours".

WhiteWhale
11-18-2014, 08:16 AM
Jamaal Charles, shown here ignoring gravity much like he ignores the rules of time and space, scored 2 TD's in the Chiefs win.

Molitoth
11-18-2014, 08:23 AM
Jamaal's torn ACL xray.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10424309_10201840554855448_6326799386478232570_n.jpg?oh=4e715af144a0b6ae7fd85fb3dfa2516c&oe=54D60891&__gda__=1423031077_195bde31c15e029f2910d1c5b6821fdd

Big Poppa Payne
11-18-2014, 08:25 AM
The force is strong with this one

Perineum Ripper
11-18-2014, 08:25 AM
When I dip, you dip, we dip

Let me loosen up my hips before I cramp up for an all day rapin I am about to give you Legion of Bitches

Big Poppa Payne
11-18-2014, 08:27 AM
That's when the football showed up and we became friends

Perineum Ripper
11-18-2014, 08:30 AM
Would you like a taco, Football?

MotherfuckerJones
11-18-2014, 08:37 AM
"I'm too sexy for my body, too sexy for my body"

Beef Supreme
11-18-2014, 09:10 AM
"I got your escalades right here."

Nickel D
11-18-2014, 09:10 AM
Jamaal snags an easy $25,000 from Kotex by displaying their new Super Soaker pads and screaming out the tag line:

"Super Soakers: They're everywhere to sop up the mess whether you're wearing pants or a dress!"

hometeam
11-18-2014, 09:22 AM
Jamaal is so in tune with his game, that he can hump a football into existence out of thin air.

Johnny Vegas
11-18-2014, 09:39 AM
Check out my meat spin

DMAC
11-18-2014, 09:51 AM
What an intimate moment between kindred spirits.

Pushead2
11-18-2014, 10:08 AM
Detachable penis

The Iron Chief
11-18-2014, 12:37 PM
http://www.americansportscastersonline.com/images/hankstram.jpg

"Now we're going to shove it to 'em and Jamaal can really madikulate the ball down the field like no other!!!... amirite boys!?

saphojunkie
11-18-2014, 12:44 PM
Jamaal Charles, seen here demonstrating Newtonian Mechanics with a football and cock.

Jim Lahey
11-18-2014, 01:33 PM
"C'mon Knowmo..put that big worthless mouth to use boy."

eDave
11-18-2014, 01:43 PM
"Whoop, whoop!"