Royals Courageous cumming-out by KC Royals employee [Archive]

Prison Bitch

11-25-2014, 01:55 PM

Got the link in my inbox for Royals stories:

"I was tired of lying. I really gained a lot of self confidence during the postseason run. The city really came together....that's the power of sports."

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/102249156/billy-bean-courageous-coming-out-by-royals-employee
http://m.mlb.com/assets/images/1/6/0/102249160/cuts/Matt_Schulte_1280_h1u3j5u4_e7jm34na.jpg

loochy

11-25-2014, 01:56 PM

k

Why should I be outraged by this person I've never heard of?

WhawhaWhat

11-25-2014, 01:56 PM

Nice of you to support this kind of thing.

loochy

11-25-2014, 01:56 PM

I am, however, annoyed that MLB uses this guy's personal business as an advertisement.

KC native

11-25-2014, 01:57 PM

So when is your announcement coming?

Lonewolf Ed

11-25-2014, 01:58 PM

And we should give a rat's ass because of what exactly?

BigRedChief

11-25-2014, 01:59 PM

WhawhaWhat

11-25-2014, 02:01 PM

I am, however, annoyed that MLB uses this guy's personal business as an advertisement.

It creates awareness, which is good. Nobody is forcing you to read it or even care about it.

loochy

11-25-2014, 02:05 PM

It creates awareness, which is good. Nobody is forcing you to read it or even care about it.

Wrong.

There was an MLB thug here yesterday that held my eyes open and put this article in my face until I gave in.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cvklT7Yz1qhfkar.jpg

Prison Bitch

11-25-2014, 02:06 PM

I am, however, annoyed that MLB uses this guy's personal business as an advertisement.

The "Gay Czar" Bean needs stories to justify his job with MLB.

ptlyon

11-25-2014, 02:07 PM

What is with you and anything gay?

He's just not quite to the pushing back stage yet

Pablo

11-25-2014, 02:11 PM

I mean, wut if my kidz read this stuff????

Geez!

loochy

11-25-2014, 02:12 PM

I mean, wut if my kidz read this stuff????

Geez!

THEN THEY TURN

ModSocks

11-25-2014, 02:13 PM

Interesting spelling of the word "coming" regarding a gay article that has nothing to do with actual sex.

Clearly, Gay sex is all over PB's brain.

KC native

11-25-2014, 02:16 PM

Wrong.

There was an MLB thug here yesterday that held my eyes open and put this article in my face until I gave in.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cvklT7Yz1qhfkar.jpg

Um, that's highly unlikely.

KC native

11-25-2014, 02:16 PM

THEN THEY TURN

Gay or into zombies?

I must know.

'Hamas' Jenkins

11-25-2014, 02:17 PM

http://www.energyenhancement.org/testimonial_pics/999AMB_Chris_Cooper_007.jpg

Saul Good

11-25-2014, 02:17 PM

What is with you and anything gay?Prison Bitch (actual name Bruce Heffernan) wrote an article years ago about the origins of his obsession with all things homosexual.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/

ptlyon

11-25-2014, 02:17 PM

Gay or into zombies?

I must know.

Worse. Lesbians.

KC native

11-25-2014, 02:18 PM

Worse. Lesbians.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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ptlyon

11-25-2014, 02:21 PM

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Yeah, I don't like that kind of pizza either.

CoMoChief

11-25-2014, 02:26 PM

who gives a fuck?

Gonzo

11-25-2014, 02:32 PM

I heard some guy that works at McDonald's likes to suck the root. I'm banning Big Macs and those green milkshakes they do around St. Pattys day from now on.

Seriously, why the fuck do we care about this?

Prison Bitch

11-25-2014, 02:34 PM

Why do you need to know? Because its important. That's why It was sent to me, so that I would give a Eff. So now you have to give a Eff. Circle of Life type of deal.

Titty Meat

11-25-2014, 02:45 PM

I mean, wut if my kidz read this stuff????

Geez!

Is it possible ISIS is using this to turn our kids gay?

Sully

11-25-2014, 02:46 PM

Royals?

More like GAYals, amirite!??!

VAChief

11-25-2014, 02:47 PM

http://www.energyenhancement.org/testimonial_pics/999AMB_Chris_Cooper_007.jpg

:LOL:

Cheater5

11-25-2014, 02:49 PM

J Diddy

11-25-2014, 03:25 PM

Is it possible ISIS is using this to turn our kids gay?

You knew it would happen. Powder blue and all.

Prison Bitch

11-25-2014, 03:50 PM

It's funny how its called "courageous". What's courageous about it? People get parades and tweets from the President when they cum out now, so what courage is shown?

Sorter

11-25-2014, 03:50 PM

Royals?

More like GAYals, amirite!??!

ROFL

JD10367

11-25-2014, 03:51 PM

It's funny how its called "courageous". What's courageous about it? People get parades and tweets from the President when they cum out now, so what courage is shown?

FOAD. Seriously.

Simply Red

11-25-2014, 04:08 PM

http://www.energyenhancement.org/testimonial_pics/999AMB_Chris_Cooper_007.jpg

:LOL:

Nickel D

11-25-2014, 04:09 PM

During the Chiefs play-off run to reach the Super Bowl, I'm sure I'll find the courage to publicly announce that I'm straight.

BigRedChief

11-25-2014, 04:10 PM

It's funny how its called "courageous". What's courageous about it? People get parades and tweets from the President when they cum out now, so what courage is shown?Your free to believe whatever you want, to think how you want but seriously dude, the gay obsession by you is way over the line for someone who "believes" something. Are you sure your not in the closet?

just let it go. Move on to Obama is the deebil or something.

Gonzo

11-25-2014, 04:12 PM

It's funny how its called "courageous". What's courageous about it? People get parades and tweets from the President when they cum out now, so what courage is shown?

Go get fucked in the ass and tell us if it takes courage, please.

Prison Bitch

11-25-2014, 05:38 PM

During the Chiefs play-off run to reach the Super Bowl, I'm sure I'll find the courage to publicly announce that I'm straight.

Michael Sam was a role model that gay footballers needed, but it was time gay accountants also got one.

Donger

11-25-2014, 05:48 PM

The city really came together....that's the power of sports

LMAO

teedubya

11-25-2014, 06:07 PM

This thread is gay.

lewdog

11-25-2014, 06:14 PM

Leave it to PB to continue to be infatuated with homosexuals.

Mr. Laz

11-25-2014, 06:20 PM

Leave it to PB to continue to be infatuated with homosexuals.
He pretty much has to be closeted at this point.

He gets way too bent about it to not have had secret dreams of a huge peen in his mouth.

Sully

11-25-2014, 06:23 PM

PB is gonna be pissed when he finds out George Michael is gay.

stevieray

11-25-2014, 06:26 PM

PB is gonna be pissed when he finds out George Michael is gay.

wait...George Michael is gay?

and Freedom was a such a cool video.

Prison Bitch

11-25-2014, 07:07 PM

PB is gonna be pissed when he finds out George Michael is gay.

I laughed.

Mr. Flopnuts

11-25-2014, 07:09 PM

Wow. I mean, I get that you don't like fags and all, but to post THIS over it, is pretty obsessive compulsive. Did someone force you to suck their penis or something? We're you anally violated? I really don't get it.

Eleazar

11-25-2014, 07:11 PM

It's so courageous to tell people who you like to screw and get a front page story written on a major sports media website that celebrates you. So courageous.

TLO

11-25-2014, 07:33 PM

Gay is the new black.

FAC

Fairplay

11-25-2014, 07:39 PM

You can tell by looking at him that he's gay.

Saul Good

11-25-2014, 08:02 PM

I laughed.

Did the splooge you were drinking come out your nose?

Buzz

11-25-2014, 08:12 PM

Better question would be, what ball powder does he use? The ghey's must have good ball powder.

Pasta Little Brioni

11-25-2014, 08:18 PM

You get dumber by the day. Wow.

Prison Bitch

11-25-2014, 09:15 PM

Good thing Sweeney isn't on the team any more

Bowser

11-25-2014, 09:20 PM

Good thing Sweeney isn't on the team any more

Why, would you stalk him? Offer him a blowie in the back of your rented Prius?

lewdog

11-25-2014, 09:43 PM

Prison Bitch is also known as Blowjob Face.

WhiteWhale

11-25-2014, 10:02 PM

What is with you and anything gay?

He's obsessed with homosexuals and gay sex.

Everything about him on this forum, from his name to his avatar, is about gay sex. Well, he changed his avatar... it used to be a gimp. He can't stop talking about it or referencing it in his posts.

His entire identity on this forum is built around butt ****ing.

KC_Connection

11-25-2014, 10:03 PM

PB proving once again that he has quite the obsession.

Lex Luthor

11-25-2014, 10:21 PM

Recently I was starting to think I was wrong about Prison Bitch. When he first started posting around here, I thought he was a total nut. Lately I've read a lot of his baseball takes, and I started to think that he's not such a bad guy after all.

But then he creates an idiotic thread like this. :facepalm:

vailpass

11-25-2014, 10:29 PM

Judging by his pic this couldn't have been much of a surprise to the organization...

Fish

11-25-2014, 10:30 PM

Poor PB is so repressed. It's painful to watch really..

ClevelandBronco

11-25-2014, 10:36 PM

Let him be happy, but there's nothing courageous about it.

RealSNR

11-25-2014, 10:40 PM

I don't get the thread title.

Are the Royals doing a thing for e.e. cummings?

vailpass

11-25-2014, 10:47 PM

I don't get the thread title.

Are the Royals doing a thing for e.e. cummings?

Props for appropriate non use of capital letters...

Nickel D

11-25-2014, 10:48 PM

I'm totally stunned to find..at least up to this point..absolutely no "PIIHB" comments whatsoever.

You gays..er, I mean guys..are slippin' which is extremely ironic considering you never use any lube.

WhiteWhale

11-25-2014, 10:48 PM

Poor PB is so repressed. It's painful to watch really..

God I really hate that people continue to spew this bullsht.

listopencil

11-26-2014, 12:49 AM

http://www.energyenhancement.org/testimonial_pics/999AMB_Chris_Cooper_007.jpg

^

Mr. Flopnuts

11-26-2014, 01:06 AM

alanm

11-26-2014, 01:19 AM

I heard some guy that works at McDonald's likes to suck the root. I'm banning Big Macs and those green milkshakes they do around St. Pattys day from now on.

Seriously, why the **** do we care about this?Don't know. I do know that sharing your sex life with the general public tends not to work out very well for the individual. :shrug:

loochy

11-26-2014, 06:04 AM

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/tv_club/features/2012/mad_men_season_5/galleryshots/120322_TVC_MadMen_Pete.jpg.CROP.article250-medium.jpg

That picture looksweird and overly make-upped or airbrushed.

chiefzilla1501

11-26-2014, 08:00 AM

I don't think there's anything brave about it. Until I see someone start a thread about it.

Prison Bitch

11-26-2014, 08:33 AM

Lotsa people on this board repressing their sexual urges towards Peyton Manning.

Prison Bitch

11-26-2014, 02:36 PM

He's obsessed with homosexuals and gay sex.

Everything about him on this forum, from his name to his avatar, is about gay sex. Well, he changed his avatar... it used to be a gimp. He can't stop talking about it or referencing it in his posts.

His entire identity on this forum is built around butt ****ing.

Back to a gimp now in your honor

Donger

11-26-2014, 02:57 PM

God I really hate that people continue to spew this bullsht.

You think PB is repressed?

Bufkin

11-26-2014, 03:13 PM

I hated Prison Bitch with every ounce of my body when I first started posting. Now I realize that he's a brilliant troll. A troll that I can never emulate.

BigRedChief

11-26-2014, 03:23 PM

I hated Prison Bitch with every ounce of my body when I first started posting. Now I realize that he's a brilliant troll. A troll that I can never emulate.No way is he a genius troll.

Donger

11-26-2014, 03:25 PM

I hated Prison Bitch with every ounce of my body when I first started posting. Now I realize that he's a brilliant troll. A troll that I can never emulate.

Does it make any difference that he's likely masturbating furiously with his own feces while wearing a pink tutu when he makes threads like these?

Prison Bitch

11-26-2014, 03:37 PM

I hated Prison Bitch with every ounce of my body when I first started posting. Now I realize that he's a brilliant troll. A troll that I can never emulate.

Come a little closer folks, I'm not gonna bite.

WilliamTheIrish

11-26-2014, 05:31 PM

I thought for sure this was a thread about Perry Ellis.

Dave Lane

11-27-2014, 08:22 AM

http://www.energyenhancement.org/testimonial_pics/999AMB_Chris_Cooper_007.jpg

I knew it was him!

Dave Lane

11-27-2014, 08:23 AM

I hated Prison Bitch with every ounce of my body when I first started posting. Now I realize that he's a brilliant troll. A troll that I can never emulate.

I never stopped.