Cris Collinsworth

[In58men]

If you fucking die tonight I wouldn't care if Chiefs lost 63-0.


I would be a very happy man. Please die on your way home or wherever you're fucking going after the game.

[Bugeater]

I hated him waaaay before any of the rest of you did.

[thabear04]

I hate him when they put him on Madden.

[RealSNR]

He's a child molester. Plain and simple.

He looks like he would totally lure children into his basement.

[InChiefsHeaven]

He sucks balls.

[lewdog]

He's a child molester. Plain and simple.

He looks like he would totally lure children into his basement.

ROFL

He totally does!

[Demonpenz]

Looks like the guy who whispers on arrested development

[Saulbadguy]

He's the type of guy that orders a drink and says "make it a good one" to the bartender. You know the type.

[In58men]

One of his comments

"Have the Chiefs even had the ball this game"?

[Rain Man]

I ... I like Cris Collinsworth. Other than the snide comment on the last drive.

[Jewish Rabbi]

I ... I like Cris Collinsworth. Other than the snide comment on the last drive.

Well, you're wrong.

[lewdog]

I ... I like Cris Collinsworth. Other than the snide comment on the last drive.

Get in your Beemer, find nearest cliff, accelerate to maximum.

[Rain Man]

My BMW is too nice a car to do that.

What, you guys like Randy Cross? Sterling Sharpe? There are announcers out there who are nightmares. Collinsworth is fine.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

AIDS, please.

[BWillie]

Thought he's doin a great job. ..everyone is mad cuz the Chuefs are getting their asses kicked

[threebag]

Going to have to call in a GJ

[PunkinDrublic]

Luis Vasqezs urine has been known to cure Ebola.

-Collinsworth

[craneref]

Luis Vasqezs urine has been known to cure Ebola.

-Collinsworth

That is why he and the rest of the donkey O line are allowed to hold whenever they need to

[In58men]

One thing you don't wanna do is delay the game


Collinsworth

[wazu]

Collinsworth is the best color commentary guy on T.V. Not his fault the Chiefs are shitty.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

One thing you don't wanna do is delay the game


Collinsworth

I agree. Just put the clock on meth, please.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Collinsworth is the best color commentary guy on T.V. Not his fault the Chiefs are shitty.

But when the Chiefs ARE good, he just snarkily snarks his fucking snark off.

It's annoying, and fuck him for it.

[mdstu]

In the early 90's when I bet on football, I paid attention to what CC had to say. He pretty much kicked ass every year on straight up picks.

[Gonzo]

I hate Chris Collinsworth too because of stuff, and Things.

[NJChiefsFan]

My BMW is too nice a car to do that.

What, you guys like Randy Cross? Sterling Sharpe? There are announcers out there who are nightmares. Collinsworth is fine.

He is not fine. Just cause he isn't as bad as complete shit, doesn't mean he is fine. He is always completely obnoxious at the end of games. He harps on one thing for the entire game, and he just pulls shit out of his ass. "Jamal Charles takes more steps per five yards than anyone in the league". Really? Link?

"Now here is a guy" 1,000 times a game. He makes some decent points which brings him off the bottom, but he is still far from fine. And dear me, the voice.......

[wazu]

But when the Chiefs ARE good, he just snarkily snarks his fucking snark off.

It's annoying, and fuck him for it.

Whatever. Go ahead and focus on that. How great it would be if he sang our praises while the Chiefs shit the bed as per usual. Can't imaging caring.

[kysirsoze]

Collinsworth is the best color commentary guy on T.V. Not his fault the Chiefs are shitty.

Absolutely.

[Psyko Tek]

I hated him waaaay before any of the rest of you did.

BULLSHIT
I HAVE ALWAYS HATED ALL WIDE RECIEVERS,
and he was a WR, so I have hated him the since the first time he played the position

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Whatever. Go ahead and focus on that. How great it would be if he sang our praises while the Chiefs shit the bed as per usual. Can't imaging caring.

Bah humbug to you.

[BucEyedPea]

Never liked him either.

[COchief]

I like how he was smugly laughing at our pathetic team throughout the contest, they deserved it.

[wazu]

It's just such a "True Fan" classic to get pissed at announcers who honestly call out the shittiness of this franchise. Distract from the real problem. Lash out at people who are calling out the obvious. It won't result in more wins.

[NJChiefsFan]

It's just such a "True Fan" classic to get pissed at announcers who honestly call out the shittiness of this franchise. Distract from the real problem. Lash out at people who are calling out the obvious. It won't result in more wins.

I hope that is a reference to only a few people. A number of people have had issues with CC prior to this game. Hell, this game didn't even make it worse. Yeah, I was blown away about his Jamal Charles steps per 5 yards bullshit, but this game didn't have anything to do with my opinion of him.

[Headcreeps]

I don't like him either, but most of you are bitches that will whine about anything when given the opportunity, time to get over it.

Move on girls. you will win a superbowl in the year 2037.

[wazu]

I hope that is a reference to only a few people. A number of people have had issues with CC prior to this game. Hell, this game didn't even make it worse. Yeah, I was blown away about his Jamal Charles steps per 5 yards bullshit, but this game didn't have anything to do with my opinion of him.

Whatever. Collinsworth is entertaining, and he's one of the very few sports commentators who has the balls to call out stupidity and make fun. I can do without the boring guys who clearly are more interested in kissing up to every player and singing praises of future hall of famers. Give me the commentator who has an edge and calls it like it is.

[NJChiefsFan]

Whatever. Collinsworth is entertaining, and he's one of the very few sports commentators who has the balls to call out stupidity and make fun. I can do without the boring guys who clearly are more interested in kissing up to every player and singing praises of future hall of famers. Give me the commentator who has an edge and calls it like it is.

Have to agree to disagree. I'm all for that characteristic, but all his other faults are too much for me.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Have no problem with him.

[eDave]

Eh. He is good at what he does. Just grinds my gears.

[Eleazar]

Normally I don't care for him, but I heard nothing to post threads about from him tonight. I was pleased that he spoke up about Von Miller's dirty play.

[ping2000]

He could sell advertising on his forehead. Lot of room up there.

[Eleazar]

Also, he looks like the old version of Will Arnet

[TimBone]

Move on girls. you will win a superbowl in the year 2037.

That's not too far away at all.