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TLO
12-01-2014, 03:07 PM
Houston fined 500k?
Suspended for the game in Arizona?

Katipan
12-01-2014, 03:26 PM
I'd get a new tattoo commemorating the event.

BlackHelicopters
12-01-2014, 03:29 PM
We go to Defcon 2?

eDave
12-01-2014, 03:29 PM
If it were similar to last night. Probably the same as Miller will, or will not, receive.

Let's remember Miller is a repeat offender.

Dayze
12-01-2014, 03:30 PM
forced to eat Papa John's pizza

The Franchise
12-01-2014, 03:30 PM
I'd get a new tattoo commemorating the event.

How many Chiefs related tattoos do you have?

Hometeam chest piece?

Hog's Gone Fishin
12-01-2014, 03:31 PM
This is where Dee ford should have been brought in to take out PM. Cripple him for life.

Katipan
12-01-2014, 03:31 PM
How many Chiefs related tattoos do you have?

Hometeam chest piece?

No chest pieces. Oh, well one shoulder piece that doesn't count as a chest piece right?

1 - but it's an interchangeable tattoo depending on the type of guy Im seducing

Beef Supreme
12-01-2014, 03:38 PM
NFL network would still be talking about Manning 24/7.

Mile High Mania
12-01-2014, 03:38 PM
I think there would have been a Hunger Games moment ... with a cannon firing, then you'd suddenly notice Houston immobile on the sideline with a hovercraft swooping in.

Hootie
12-01-2014, 03:42 PM
I think there would have been a Hunger Games moment ... with a cannon firing, then you'd suddenly notice Houston immobile on the sideline with a hovercraft swooping in.
This.

The Franchise
12-01-2014, 03:42 PM
No chest pieces. Oh, well one shoulder piece that doesn't count as a chest piece right?

1 - but it's an interchangeable tattoo depending on the type of guy Im seducing

Shoulder pieces don't count as chest pieces.

Interchangeable how exactly?

TEX
12-01-2014, 03:44 PM
Houston fined 500k?
Suspended for the game in Arizona?

At the very least, $200K and 1 game suspension.

Mile High Mania
12-01-2014, 03:46 PM
At the very least, $200K and 1 game suspension.

Phhht, he'd get the Ray Rice treatment.

eDave
12-01-2014, 03:46 PM
I think there would have been a Hunger Games moment ... with a cannon firing, then you'd suddenly notice Houston immobile on the sideline with a hovercraft swooping in.

Worth it!

ptlyon
12-01-2014, 03:47 PM
If it looked like it would force him into retirement, I'd still be drunk.

Katipan
12-01-2014, 03:49 PM
Shoulder pieces don't count as chest pieces.

Interchangeable how exactly?

They're my initials in a familiar font on my bikini line.

We all know I'm not going to be seducing anyone else from this place, so it's okay that you all know it's not really for the Chiefs.

TLO
12-01-2014, 03:54 PM
They're my initials in a familiar font on my bikini line.

We all know I'm not going to be seducing anyone else from this place, so it's okay that you all know it's not really for the Chiefs.

Pics please and thank you.

Katipan
12-01-2014, 10:54 PM
Looking at local artists and I ****ing found Donger.

http://phantom8.com/tattooing/j-d-dreyer/

http://phantom8.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/JD_Dreyer.jpg

J.D. Dreyer
AKA The Donger

“The Donger” has seen it all! Our resident electrical engineer with his slicked back “perfect pompadour”, his agile hand has been inkin’ the south side for many years. Beyond riding motorcycles, rockin’ n rollin’ on the 6 string and ‘Dongin’ Out’ in the garage, he represents great precision, fine lines and attention to detail.

Pasta Little Brioni
12-02-2014, 12:02 AM
He woulda been Billy Batt's by Collinsworth/Michaels. The game was a three hour donkey dick sucking.

Coochie liquor
12-02-2014, 05:40 AM
They would have Adrian Peterson'd him and made the Chiefs defense play in the "hands up don't shoot" pose for the rest of the season.

Direckshun
12-02-2014, 06:15 AM
Looking at local artists and I ****ing found Donger.

http://phantom8.com/tattooing/j-d-dreyer/

http://phantom8.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/JD_Dreyer.jpg

This is definitively thread worthy.

farmerchief
12-02-2014, 06:59 AM
Denver and Ferguson would have rioted!

Coochie liquor
12-02-2014, 07:05 AM
Looking at local artists and I ****ing found Donger.

http://phantom8.com/tattooing/j-d-dreyer/

http://phantom8.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/JD_Dreyer.jpg

Wait.... So the pic in his avatar isn't him??

BigMeatballDave
12-02-2014, 07:24 AM
Attempted Murder Charge.

Katipan
12-02-2014, 08:37 AM
Wait.... So the pic in his avatar isn't him??

It's not how I'll picture him anymore.

Mr. Laz
12-02-2014, 10:47 AM
This is where Dee ford should have been brought in to take out PM. Cripple him for life.

THIS

Mile High Mania
12-02-2014, 10:52 AM
Why not just focus on retaliating against Von?

TEX
12-02-2014, 11:23 AM
Houston fined 500k?
Suspended for the game in Arizona?

TEX would have LAUGHED HIS ASS OFF! - FOREVER!

gblowfish
12-02-2014, 11:26 AM
Fans could have forcefully charged the field, subdue and capture Five Head, send a task force up to the press box to do the same with Horse Face, secure the venue, then behead both of them on the 50 Yard Line Isis style.











Too Much?

Reerun_KC
12-02-2014, 11:33 AM
Fans could have forcefully charged the field, subdue and capture Five Head, send a task force up to the press box to do the same with Horse Face, secure the venue, then behead both of them on the 50 Yard Line Isis style.











Too Much?
You might consider church or therapy.

suzzer99
12-02-2014, 11:43 AM
Looking at local artists and I ****ing found Donger.

http://phantom8.com/tattooing/j-d-dreyer/

http://phantom8.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/JD_Dreyer.jpg

What in the living fuck?

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt202/suzzer99/4b1f14e819e768de43cfff9184725c93_zps587658bc.jpg

Dave Lane
12-02-2014, 12:59 PM
Fans could have forcefully charged the field, subdue and capture Five Head, send a task force up to the press box to do the same with Horse Face, secure the venue, then behead both of them on the 50 Yard Line Isis style.











Too Much?

Wood.

Dave Lane
12-02-2014, 01:00 PM
What in the living fuck?

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt202/suzzer99/4b1f14e819e768de43cfff9184725c93_zps587658bc.jpg

Really. Why does he have the kickstand down?

Katipan
12-02-2014, 01:14 PM
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/s720x720/903411_10151530964159738_763319835_o.jpg

Buddha has one too