**Dolphins vs Jets MNF Game Thread**

[tk13]

Geno returns to action vs. Tannehill.

Dolphins win, they move into the 6 seed in the AFC. Jets win, the Chiefs remain the 6 seed.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Crap game !

[KCUnited]

Damn Bono's aids has worsened.

[Easy 6]

U2, Chris Martin and Springsteen will be the most entertaining part of this deal.

[Dylan]

How lucky is dumbass Bruce to play with one of best bands in the world... The Edge...wow

He is no Bono!

[KCUnited]

Bruce forgot the street's name is E.

[stonedstooge]

Looks like Robert DeNiro on stage

[Dylan]

I love the Edge's trademark guitar sound

[KCUnited]

Nice to see Sloth got his eyes fixed.

[bdj23]

U2 blows

[58-4ever]

It's a whole lot of don't care tonight. If I thought the Chiefs had any heart, I might give 1/8 of a fuck.

[Baby Lee]

Apparently you can get U2 off your IPhone, but you can't get them off your football.

[lewdog]

I don't get these Cialis commercials. If these dudes can't get hard with some of the best looking older women around, I think they might just be gay.

[JD10367]

It's an AIDS benefit. And Springsteen volunteered to step in so they didn't have to cancel the event when Bono got hurt. I know there's no holds barred on this board, but there's no need to be even douchier than the usual giant level of douchiness that goes on around here.

[TimBone]

It's an AIDS benefit. And Springsteen volunteered to step in so they didn't have to cancel the event when Bono got hurt. I know there's no holds barred on this board, but there's no need to be even douchier than the usual giant level of douchiness that goes on around here.
What was that? Sorry, I can't hear you down here. Perhaps you should get off of your high horse.

[ILChief]

Geno can still help us

[lewdog]

What was that? Sorry, I can't hear you down here. Perhaps you should get off of your high horse.

You're supposed to be online searching for those pucks!

[Dylan]

It's an AIDS benefit. And Springsteen volunteered to step in so they didn't have to cancel the event when Bono got hurt. I know there's no holds barred on this board, but there's no need to be even douchier than the usual giant level of douchiness that goes on around here.

Chris Martin did a much better job stepping in for Bono earlier in the show

[TimBone]

You're supposed to be online searching for those pucks!
lol...my bad. Just got done eating.

[ILChief]

I wanna kiss you. Jets are struggelllling

[Easy 6]

Chris Martin did a much better job stepping in for Bono earlier in the show

Agreed, Bruce was trying too damn hard, I thought he might have an aneurysm.

[notorious]

Fuck football.

[KCUnited]

Roseanne doing God Bless America later?

[Dylan]

Roseanne doing God Bless America later?

No - Rosie O'Donnell

[tk13]

Nice handoff Geno! Way to go! WOOOO!

[Hammock Parties]

Geno looking great. Keep it up kid!

[ILChief]

Stupid donk decker

[Just Passin' By]

U2 blows

Blasphemer!

[tk13]

Vintage Chris Johnson sighting.

[Simply Red]

Geno returns to action vs. Tannehill.

Dolphins win, they move into the 6 seed in the AFC. Jets win, the Chiefs remain the 6 seed.

http://i.imgur.com/Txnvt7M.gif

[tk13]

TD Jets. Offensive explosion.

[Just Passin' By]

TD Jets. Offensive explosion.

Geno's handoffs > Every other QBs' handoffs

[Baby Lee]

http://i.imgur.com/Txnvt7M.gif

No offense SR, but do you have OCD or some concentration fixation disorder?

[Simply Red]

I won't discuss the Chiefs again this year - I'm all about food threads and they're starting this Friday night.

[Easy 6]

Look at all the trickery from NY, Mornihwheg running the kind of plan his mentor SHOULD have.

[tk13]

http://i.imgur.com/Txnvt7M.gif

Dan Marino cares.

[lewdog]

I won't discuss the Chiefs again this year - I'm all about food threads and they're starting this Friday night.

I love the offseason.

[Just Passin' By]

I won't discuss the Chiefs again this year - I'm all about food threads and they're starting this Friday night.

Cool..... Christmas appetizers would be a nice start, or maybe a thread about preparing goose.

[KCUnited]

I won't discuss the Chiefs again this year - I'm all about food threads and they're starting this Friday night.

How Do You Eat Fried Chicken?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I've never seen such graceful hand-offs!

[tk13]

Jets on pace for about 500 rushing yards.

[Just Passin' By]

Geno Smith - handoff whisperer

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

It takes precision Quarterbacking to make field goals like that one a reality!

[stevieray]

Jets defense makes a tackle..good job Geno!

Chiefs oline pure crap...you suck Alex.

[Just Passin' By]

Jets defense makes a tackle..good job Geno!

Chiefs oline pure crap...you suck Alex.

LMAO

[Just Passin' By]

Jets lead 10-0

Smith is 2-4 for 16 yards, while the team has run 19 times.

ROFL



Oh, look, another pass.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Double covered! Chains moved!

[ThaVirus]

Shit. Miami's defense isn't much different than ours.

Good versus the pass but can't stop shit on the ground..

[Just Passin' By]

25 runs
5 passes


They couldn't be showing Geno what they think of him any more clearly if they were kicking him in the balls.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That's some creative running.

[Rain Man]

Geno Smith is going to lead the Chiefs to the playoffs, just like we all thought.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Why can't the Chiefs run like this?

[Just Passin' By]

Geno Smith is going to lead the Chiefs to the playoffs, just like we all thought.

LMAO

[stevieray]

Why can't the Chiefs run like this?

Who knows...our OLine is first rate.

[FML]

Dolphins won't do shit. We'll take that last WC spot. Trust in Andy and Alex. And we're gonna make some noise in the playoffs might I add!

[stonedstooge]

Goodell is overdoing it trying to look innocent

[Just Passin' By]

And that's why Geno isn't passing a lot tonight.

[Dylan]

FG, no good.

Well, at least the Jets have lines

[BeeHo]

trade geno smith for alex smith straight up.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Some NY soundtrack for your evening's game:

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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

trade geno smith for alex smith straight up.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

[Just Passin' By]

trade geno smith for alex smith straight up.

Why do you want the Chiefs to be winless?

[ThaVirus]

The Jets have 210 rushing yards with 2 minutes left in the first half LMAO

[ThaVirus]

Dude! These Jets defenders have worse hands than our guys!

[ThaVirus]

That was an egregious, egregious drop by Pace. I cannot believe that..

[Just Passin' By]

Pace was wide open on that pass from Tannehill. Time to hit the Jugs machine. :thumb:

[Psyko Tek]

is this worth watching?

[ThaVirus]

Big sack there.

[ILChief]

is this worth watching?

It has playoff implications for the Chiefs, so from that point, yes. Otherwise, not really.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Why do you want the Chiefs to be winless?

LMAO

[ThaVirus]

This kicker looks like he's about to miss this. Eyes are wide as shit..

[Simply Red]

No offense SR, but do you have OCD or some concentration fixation disorder?

could be - I'm not sure.

I'm not sure - Maybe, I don't THINK so.

But I do have a deer hunting question for bow hunters. When you shoot at a deer w/ a bow and arrow. Does it spook the deer generally, provided you missed him/her? Or are there often times if you miss them they won't even flinch or respond to the miss, because they didn't notice?

I don't deer hunt - neither did dad - Dad would only bird hunt.

Does anyone know?

[stonedstooge]

could be - I'm not sure.

I'm not sure - Maybe, I don't THINK so.

But I do have a deer hunting question for bow hunters. When you shoot at a deer w/ a bow and arrow. Does it spook the deer generally, provided you missed him/her? Or are there often times if you miss them they won't even flinch or respond to the miss, because they didn't notice?

I don't deer hunt - neither did dad - Dad would only bird hunt.

Does anyone know?

Most times they will run if the arrow makes noise as it enters the ground. If the arrow stays quiet, sometimes they won't notice it

[Just Passin' By]

According to Tirico 3 of the 4 worst deep ball throwers in the NFL are involved in this game tonight.

[Simply Red]

Most times they will run if the arrow makes noise as it enters the ground. If the arrow stays quiet, sometimes they won't notice it

Thanks I figured.

[Just Passin' By]

Smith just threw another pass! Better look out your windows. The world may be coming to an end.

[Just Passin' By]

Nick Folk was almost another Jet destined to be looking for a job.

[Dylan]

Why have replay when they get so many of them wrong

LOL...the Jets are weird

off the crossbar and the FG is good...

[Hootie]

I can't believe people are actually watching this game

[TimeForWasp]

My guess, Miami will win at the last second and take over our wild card spot.

Because we are the Chiefs

[Dylan]

Rex can flat out coach defense.

[tk13]

LMAO What a sequence of plays. Geno misses an open guy in the flat on 3rd down, followed by a 6 yard punt, followed by a Dolphins player knocking a pass at his feet into the air for an INT.

[thabear04]

Lets Go Jets..

[Just Passin' By]

LMAO What a sequence of plays. Geno misses an open guy in the flat on 3rd down, followed by a 6 yard punt, followed by a Dolphins player knocking a pass at his feet into the air for an INT.

And yet Hootie doesn't think people should be watching this clown show.


Best comedy on TV. LMAO

[Dylan]

LMAO What a sequence of plays. Geno misses an open guy in the flat on 3rd down, followed by a 6 yard punt, followed by a Dolphins player knocking a pass at his feet into the air for an INT.

LMAO

What a circus

[ThaVirus]

What did I miss? I saw the blocked punt then the INT and turned the channel for 5 minutes and the Dolphins have the ball again..

[Just Passin' By]

Jets current run : pass ratio

38:8

:thumb:

[Pepe Silvia]

I guess I will check out this shit show.

[Just Passin' By]

What did I miss? I saw the blocked punt then the INT and turned the channel for 5 minutes and the Dolphins have the ball again..

Couple of runs and a sack of Geno. Too far for a FG, so they punted.

[Simply Red]

Rex can flat out coach defense.

he's no dummy that's for sure. People take advantage of my NFL talk - Folks it's expiring on Friday.

[Dylan]

how many Dolphin greats are going to pop up on this broadcast tonight - Now, they are talking to Shula on the phone... LOL

[Simply Red]

That was one of the single worse passes I've ever witnessed - ever.

[Just Passin' By]

That was one of the single worse passes I've ever witnessed - ever.

Tannehill's a roller coaster of a player.

[Just Passin' By]

Jets try to give the ball to the Dolphins in their own red zone by fumbling the exchange. Dolphins say "no, thanks"

[stonedstooge]

how many Dolphin greats are going to pop up on this broadcast tonight - Now, they are talking to Shula on the phone... LOL

I think they prank called him at the retirement home

[Simply Red]

Tannehill's a roller coaster of a player.

very rhythmic

[CanadianChiefs]

Lol smith Hates the chiefs, trying to lose

[Dylan]

I think they prank called him at the retirement home

LOL

[Pepe Silvia]

how many Dolphin greats are going to pop up on this broadcast tonight - Now, they are talking to Shula on the phone... LOL

Was he in his golf cart?

[Dylan]

hahaha running into the kicker - this game has a little of everything that could go wrong in a game..

[Simply Red]

nice toss too - yeah RT is capable. that's for sure.

[TribalElder]

Tannehill about to go all Phillip rivers up in this bitch

[Simply Red]

Another thing about Tannenhill - he fakes hand-offs very well.

[Just Passin' By]

Miami gets the ball at the Jets 39 because of a penalty, but will they score? They've moved it down to the 4.

[Dylan]

Tannehill about to go all Phillip rivers up in this bitch

I have the same feeling as you...

[Pepe Silvia]

Tanny-Hill

[Just Passin' By]

Miller for the TD

[stonedstooge]

Got an overtime shitfest written all over it

[TimeForWasp]

Who is the bestest Smith in the NFL?

[Dylan]

Score back to MIA 0, Jets 0

[Pepe Silvia]

That's game. Jets gonna shit all over the walls from here on out.

[Simply Red]

7-5 Chiefs LOL

[Pepe Silvia]

Nice return, too bad I smell a 3 and out.

[Pepe Silvia]

Nice return, too bad I smell a 3 and out.

Yes I jinxed it. Phins must lose.

[Dylan]

yikes...what a cheap shot

[tk13]

Getting chippy now. Dolphins trying to get revenge.

[TribalElder]

Oh look a team that sticks up for its team mates

[Pepe Silvia]

Oh look a team that sticks up for its team mates

ROFL

[stonedstooge]

Oh look a team that sticks up for its team mates

We need another ball grabber on the line

[Dylan]

Getting chippy now. Dolphins trying to get revenge.

that was an awful cheap shot block on Wake by the Jets TE - seems the referee was looking right at it

[tk13]

Wide left. Of course.

[Dylan]

holy shit another missed FG LMAO

[ThaVirus]

Fucking Jets are going to lose this one now.

Motherfuckers.

[Just Passin' By]

In a game like this, Smith sees an all out blitz in front of him. He doesn't audible, he doesn't get rid of the ball, and he almost takes his team out of FG range because of the sack. Sanchez would be proud.

LMAO

[Just Passin' By]

Nick Folk might want to get down to the Welfare office first thing tomorrow morning, just in case.

[CanadianChiefs]

The jets and bucs make me wish abortion was illegal.

[Dylan]

In a game like this, Smith sees an all out blitz in front of him. He doesn't audible, he doesn't get rid of the ball, and he almost takes his team out of FG range because of the sack. Sanchez would be proud.

LMAO

they can't even make FGs -I doubt they win this game.

[ViperVisor]

In a game like this, Smith sees an all out blitz in front of him. He doesn't audible, he doesn't get rid of the ball, and he almost takes his team out of FG range because of the sack. Sanchez would be proud.

LMAO

The play call was a bad match for a heavy blitz but it was right in front of Geno and a sack can't happen. Gotta throw it near someone and take an incompletion.

[DomerNKC]

Man, I wish someone would have thought about drafting this geno smith kid!! He could have really changed our franchise!

[Just Passin' By]

The play call was a bad match for a heavy blitz but it was right in front of Geno and a sack can't happen. Gotta throw it near someone and take an incompletion.

They miss the FG following the sack. This game is so bad that it's almost Homeric.

[redshirt32]

Geno and Jets look like the chiefs

[Dylan]

that was a big play by Tannehill

[Hootie]

Rex Ryan literally has nothing to coach for, he's literally a dead man walking

and he's literally put together a game plan that has seen his QB throw 8 whole passes for 42 whole yards

good lord

[Mav]

Thanks folk. You retard

[Sure-Oz]

This blows

[Just Passin' By]

The Jets have run for 276 yards and have only dropped back 10 times, yet they will probably still lose this game in part because of a huge QB error.

Geno supporters should be committing Seppuku right about now.

[Mav]

Man, I wish someone would have thought about drafting this geno smith kid!! He could have really changed our franchise!
The scouting report on him. He had no play book in college, he doesn't handle pressure well, and isn't accurate. Absolutely spot on.

[Hammock Parties]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B30oKawIgAEhkOM.jpg

[MMXcalibur]

Relying on Geno Smith to lead your team down the field in a game-tying/winning situation with 2 minutes left.....WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!?!?!

[Dylan]

Geno Myth 4/8 for 42 yards

[TimeForWasp]

Come on Percy Harvin. Run it back.

[CanadianChiefs]

Lol Decker made a terrible choice

[Hootie]

The Jets have run for 276 yards and have only dropped back 10 times, yet they will probably still lose this game in part because of a huge QB error.

Geno supporters should be committing Seppuku right about now.

It's a ridiculous game plan from a team with absolutely nothing to lose. Why are they playing Tebow ball? Let Geno throw the entire fucking game and if he throws another 40 picks, who fucking cares?

Gutless.

[TribalElder]

lol we still,own the league low record

[TribalElder]

Alex smith-ish

2 yard gain

[Dylan]

jets wasted so many seconds on two plays

[cdcox]

Geno... Alex...

This Smith hurry up drives look all the same to me.

[TLO]

LOL @ Geno Smith

[TribalElder]

Forced into quadruple coverage

[tk13]

And Genoception. Dolphins have the 6 seed.

[Simply Red]

Good pick Geno.

[Sure-Oz]

You have to catch that...idiot

[MMXcalibur]

Because we are the Chiefs.

[TimeForWasp]

Chiefs bumped off the wild card. What a wonderful two weeks it has been.

[Dylan]

you just knew it was coming... LMAO

[Just Passin' By]

It's a ridiculous game plan from a team with absolutely nothing to lose. Why are they playing Tebow ball? Let Geno throw the entire ****ing game and if he throws another 40 picks, who ****ing cares?

Gutless.

Gutless? Ryan's game plan has been brilliant. It may be the best he's ever come up with. He didn't want Smith starting, and he almost won with him basically not doing anything but handing off. Hell, if Geno hadn't shit himself on that 3rd down, the Jets would probably have been up by 3, because that FG would have been much easier.






And a Geno pick ends the game.

ROFL

[Sure-Oz]

Never mind saw the replay

[TribalElder]

LMAO

And so it burns

[MAG]

Why do they overtake us? We have the same record and kicked their ass.

[CanadianChiefs]

We lost to the Raiders we deserve to miss the playoffs

[penbrook]

The next two games are against the Ravens and Patriots

[cdcox]

Because we are the Chiefs.

When you blow easy games against the Titans and the Raiders and you end up depending on a Geno-Smith-led Jets team to get you into the playoffs.

[penbrook]

Why do they overtake us? We have the same record and kicked their ass.

Division wins

[CanadianChiefs]

Why do they overtake us? We have the same record and kicked their ass.

Multi team tiebreaker

[TimeForWasp]

Why do they overtake us? We have the same record and kicked their ass.

Three way tie fucks that up.

[cdcox]

Why do they overtake us? We have the same record and kicked their ass.

We are in a 3-way tie with Baltimore and Miami. The Head-to-head matchups only matter if one team swept or was swept by all the other teams.

[Simply Red]

Chiefs bumped off the wild card. What a wonderful two weeks it has been.

at this point you have to question if there is a curse on the Chiefs.

[TimeForWasp]

:drool:
Maybe we are on a biorhythm.

We get our asses handed to us twice and go on another win streak.

[KCwolf]

:drool:
Maybe we are on a biorhythm.

We get our asses handed to us twice and go on another win streak.

I Like the way U thinkin'!

And Geno Smith is the WORST QB in the NFL .... period. Thank U Jesus for not letting the Chiefs draft him.

[Dylan]

As bad as Geno was tonight, if Folk did not miss two FGs, they win - However, bad teams find a way lose

[Why Not?]

As bad as Geno was tonight, if Folk did not miss two FGs, they win - However, bad teams find a way lose

And fans of bad teams are left cheering for the fucking pathetic Jets to somehow win a game.

[Hammock Parties]

It's hilarious how wrong the Geno homers were.

[Why Not?]

It's hilarious how wrong the Geno homers were.

You could have invested your life savings into the Titanic and in hindsight it still was a better choice over drafting Geno Smith

[Dylan]

Rex is very emotional at the podium - He said, "Man, I can't believe we're 2-10"

Feel bad for him

[Why Not?]

Rex is very emotional at the podium - He said, "Man, I can't believe we're 2-10"

Feel bad for him

Passionate coach. He'll be a DC in a heartbeat. Idzik fucked him with a joke secondary and the worst QB in the league. Oh, and the back up QB is a joke also

[Just Passin' By]

It's hilarious how wrong the Geno homers were.

Mirror broken, huh? :Poke:

[philfree]

And Genoception. Dolphins have the 6 seed.

If we can get a win next week we'll be back in. Just glancing at the schedule if we could find a way to go 3-1 we are in.

[Just Passin' By]

Passionate coach. He'll be a DC in a heartbeat. Idzik ****ed him with a joke secondary and the worst QB in the league. Oh, and the back up QB is a joke also

That team could have had Revis and Cromartie in the defensive backfield again. Idzik should be fired just for not making that happen, even ignoring all of his other screw ups.

[okcchief]

We wouldn't have had to worry about Geno long. He'd be dead by now with our line. Alex Smith won't have long left either if he has more games like last night.

[Just Passin' By]

49 rushes for 277 yards
7/13 passing for 65 yards and an INT

[Dylan]

13 attempts - wonder if that is an nfl QB record

NFLN: Geno is at the podium.

I hope the NY press goes easy on him...They can be brutal..

[Mav]

13 attempts - wonder if that is an nfl QB record

NFLN: Geno is at the podium
He will lick his lips more times than he threw the ball.

[Dylan]

@ Mav LMAO

[Just Passin' By]

They just showed the botched "handoff" again, and then showed a QB's eye view of the pick.

This kid doesn't belong on an NFL field right now.

[TimeForWasp]

You have to feel for the guy, but He may be fired tomorrow.

[Dylan]

They just showed the botched "handoff" again, and then showed a QB's eye view of the pick.

This kid doesn't belong on an NFL field right now.

It was a bad performance.

How about the pass into triple coverage and hits the receiver in the back of the head...I feel bad for him. He tries...

[Just Passin' By]

Sanchez 2009
Smith 2013
? 2015

Wasting high picks on bad QB choices? Workin' like a boss!

[Mav]

Sanchez 2009
Smith 2013
? 2015

Wasting high picks on bad QB choices? Workin' like a boss!
Winston. What a great place for a ripe douche. They deserve each other.

[Dylan]

Sanchez 2009
Smith 2013
? 2015

Wasting high picks on bad QB choices? Workin' like a boss!

I am hoping the Jets win more games than we do - This way they could move up and take Winston or Mariota

[Mav]

I am hoping the Jets win more games than we do - This way they could move up and take Winston or Mariota
I don't want Mariota there. He actually has a future.

[Dylan]

Nevertheless, we need the picks and a new GM to select players in the 2015 draft. :D

[Mav]

Nevertheless, we need the picks and a new GM to select players in the 2015 draft. :D
Yeah. I hear that.

[Dylan]

I had no idea that Jets' fans put up 'several billboards near MetLife Stadium' encouraging Woody Johnson to fire John Idzik or sell the team.

http://imgick.nj.com/home/njo-media/pgmain/img/njcom_photos/photo/2014/11/25/-c0e4b4b575343d72.JPG

http://nypost.com/2014/11/10/fire-john-idzik-billboards-are-up-on-jersey-roadways/

Edit:Tom got a nail in the coffin...

http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/01f.jpg?w=390

[CanadianChiefs]

Ebola and Geno Smith's passes. Neither can be caught thru the air.

Genocide trending on twitter. Lots of Tebow love too, freakin Tim and his lovers.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Had flashbacks to Palko watching this turd

[ILChief]

If Vick had started we would still have the #6 spot. Thanks, Geno

[Chiefnj2]

Sanchez 2009
Smith 2013
? 2015

Wasting high picks on bad QB choices? Workin' like a boss!

That bad QB choice got them to two AFC Championship games.

[ping2000]

If Vick had started we would still have the #6 spot. Thanks, Geno


Which we would piss away.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Which we would piss away.

Exactly. Talk about a team that doesn't even deserve the shot. Just lose, please; you're not EVEN ready.

[Just Passin' By]

That bad QB choice got them to two AFC Championship games.

That bad QB choice sucked, which is why he's now playing for another team.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That bad QB choice sucked, which is why he's now playing for another team.

And kicking more ass than that NE transplant ever did.

[Just Passin' By]

And kicking more ass than that NE transplant ever did.

Provably false, but irrelevant anyway.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Provably false, but irrelevant anyway.

Eh, at least the NFL has figured out that hiring anyone from New England is AIDS, so there's that.

[Just Passin' By]

Eh, at least the NFL has figured out that hiring anyone from New England is AIDS, so there's that.

LMAO

That must be why O'Brien got the Houston job. You can't even troll worth a damn.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

LMAO

That must be why O'Brien got the Houston job. You can't even troll worth a damn.

And I fully expect a bountiful AIDS-harvest from year two on.

[Baby Lee]

13 attempts - wonder if that is an nfl QB record

NFLN: Geno is at the podium.

I hope the NY press goes easy on him...They can be brutal..

Unfortunately, I know the answer.

There once was a QB who went 2 for 8 and won the game.

FML