Diagnose me

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

My symptoms:

1) Dizziness, when driving . the motion of objects passing by makes me disoriented. To the point I have to pull over and take a break. Some dizziness when I turn my head from side to side like a loss of balance.

2) Some slight chest pain. Mostly in the morning.

3) Higher than normal blood pressure. I've taken medication for years to control it but it's elevated higher anyway lately.

4) An ekg showed my heartbeat running slow at 55 beats per minute.

5) a mild sore throat that has lasted around 5 months but no fever.


Ok, what's wrong with me ? I can live with symptoms 2-5 but the dizziness when driving is horrible. And it's not constant . Some days nothing but some days I can't get from point A to point B.

Thanks in advance.

[TimBone]

Chiefs fandom

[Hoover]

Homer

[Window Licking Whiner]

Ur fat.

1. You need glasses
2. Stop eating Chinese
3. See #2
4. Your blood has turned into butter, it couldn't keep up with the copious amounts of butter you eat
5. You immune system is whack cause white blood cells can't get through streams of butter, therefore you are forever sick

[Deberg_1990]

Cancer. RIP

[Baby Lee]

Spoiled boar semen.

[Demonpenz]

you have calcium deposits in your brain.

[Johnny Vegas]

sounds like your oxygen levels are low in your blood. do you have asthma or occasional bronchitis?

[notorious]

I am Hog Farmer's swollen liver.

If I can't process alcohol fast enough, I kill Hog Farmer.

[Why Not?]

Always a good idea to turn to CP when trying to diagnose potentially life changing medical ailments. That being said, sounds like Ebolaids

[bdj23]

Clear cut case of micro penis

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I did go to an eye doctor to check for a stigmatism. None was found.

I don't have asthma or bronchitis

I never let Boar semen expire.

The throat burn might be caused by the Wasabi peas I became addicted to after some dumbass on here told me to try them

Liver test came back normal.

Cancer ? Hope not !

Calcium deposits on the brain ? I may have to have a cat scan so I guess it will show up there if I do.

[TribalElder]

Lyme Aids

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Always a good idea to turn to CP when trying to diagnose potentially life changing medical ailments. That being said, sounds like Ebolaids

Well, my family doctor is a 300 pound woman that looks like she could croak any minute from an overdose at the China buffet, so why not .

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Clear cut case of micro penis

I was checked for that.

Tests came back negative.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Checking for any lumps in my breasts as we speak.

Edit : heh, I forgot I had an inverted nipple. That sucks,

[Window Licking Whiner]

You sell hogs? Thinking about doing a pig pickin next year. How much for one?

[Window Licking Whiner]

Checking for any lumps in my breasts as we speak.


Fat rolls don't count as lumps fyi

[Bowser]

Went and caught teh ghey (nttiawwt).

[cdcox]

Your hogs have been slipping you Spanish fly.

[Eleazar]

Viral vaginitis secondary to ebolAIDS

[Buzz]

You sell hogs? Thinking about doing a pig pickin next year. How much for one?

He sells boar semen, not good for what ails you.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Don't we have any real doctors on here ? I know there used to be one but I think he left after Milkman explained to him he was a Dumbass.

[Fish]

http://i59.tinypic.com/j66fdk.jpg

[Bowser]

Don't we have any real doctors on here ? I know there used to be one but I think he left after Milkman explained to him he was a Dumbass.

I'm no doctor, but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[Rain Man]

How much opium do you consume?

[Buzz]

Checking for any lumps in my breasts as we speak.

Edit : heh, I forgot I had an inverted penis. That sucks,

prayers sent.

[Window Licking Whiner]

I watched botched with my wife. So I feel confident in my diagnosis.

[Baby Lee]

Lyme Aids

Cherry LymeAIDS!!

http://static.squarespace.com/static/50919f84e4b08a6452e53e2a/509c3120e4b0e15f9aaf7531/509c3134e4b09364fa54e5ec/1352413492948/Cherry+Limeade+Overhead.jpg

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

How much opium do you consume?

Don't do ANY drugs at all.

But I do like Beer !

[Baby Lee]

He sells boar semen, not good for what ails you.

You should see his forearms!!

[Window Licking Whiner]

Cherry LymeAIDS!!

http://static.squarespace.com/static/50919f84e4b08a6452e53e2a/509c3120e4b0e15f9aaf7531/509c3134e4b09364fa54e5ec/1352413492948/Cherry+Limeade+Overhead.jpg


Sonic?

[Window Licking Whiner]

You should see his forearms!!


Did you get a good look while they were wrapped around your waste?

Lol :zing

[Buzz]

Did you get a good look while they were wrapped around your waste?

Lol :zing

Being a packer fan, you would know.

[Eleazar]

You should see his forearms!!

They have milking machines for that now dewd

[ThaVirus]

Dude.

Chest pains? A sore throat lasting 5 months?

You should REALLY get that checked out.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

They have milking machines for that now dewd

Please stay on topic ! And no they don't !

[Rain Man]

Don't do ANY drugs at all.

But I do like Beer !

Try cutting out beer. That would eliminate the dizziness while driving.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Dude.

Chest pains? A sore throat lasting 5 months?

You should REALLY get that checked out.


If you will read the thread you'll see I did. I got blood results back today that showed nothing . EKG only showed a slow heart rate. And I think the sore throat was caused by wasabi peas.

[Baby Lee]

They have milking machines for that now dewd

Do machines provide a loving touch?

Do milking machines gently cup the balls?

Does a machine cuddle after?

I think not.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Try cutting out beer. That would eliminate the dizziness while driving.

Yeah, I thought about that .


and decided, NO.

[Buzz]

Don't do ANY drugs at all.

But I do like Beer !

You will live forever. :BLVD:

[Rain Man]

If you will read the thread you'll see I did. I got blood results back today that showed nothing . EKG only showed a slow heart rate. And I think the sore throat was caused by wasabi peas.

I wonder if the person who ordered the EKG has a theory.

[Rain Man]

I also think it could be stress-related. Are you feeling stressed?

[Reerun_KC]

Wife says check for an inner ear infection it could cause the sore throat and possible vertigo.

What was your BNP?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I wonder if the person who ordered the EKG has a theory.

Well, she did change my blood pressure med to help my heart rate. She's supposed to look at my blood panel when she finishes at the China buffet and give me a call.

[Fish]

50/50 mixture of vinegar and coyote urine. You should start a regimen right away...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Wife says check for an inner ear infection it could cause the sore throat and possible vertigo.

What was your BNP?

Yeah, I think you're on the right track. My ears had been popping a little and I do have fluid in there. I asked the doctor about it and she said everybody around here has fluid in there ears. WTF. I want it out. And you're right , the constant drainage could cause the irritated throat.

Does this mean I can have some more wasabi peas ?

BNP ? Blood pressure / 167/98 usually runs 135/88

[Reerun_KC]

Well, she did change my blood pressure med to help my heart rate. She's supposed to look at my blood panel when she finishes at the China buffet and give me a call.
You eat like killer whale! You go home you eat no more!

[Reerun_KC]

Yeah, I think you're on the right track. My ears had been popping a little and I do have fluid in there. I asked the doctor about it and she said everybody around here has fluid in there ears. WTF. I want it out. And you're right , the constant drainage could cause the irritated throat.

Does this mean I can have some more wasabi peas ?
Wife says try maximum strength mucinex twice a day and sudafed 30mg twice a day.

Load up on the peas.

[Baby Lee]

You eat like killer whale! You go home you eat no more!

YOU BE HEAH FOH OWAH!!!

[Reerun_KC]

YOU BE HEAH FOH OWAH!!!
ROFL

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Wife says try maximum strength mucinex twice a day and sudafed 30mg twice a day.

Load up on the peas.

I will run that by the giant doctor lady when I speak with her tomorrow. Tell your wife thanks. And of course as per CP tradition feel free to post pics of her.

[TLO]

I'd say stress. Stress can do some funny things to the body.

[Mav]

Ear infection?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I also think it could be stress-related. Are you feeling stressed?

Well, that's why I drink beer.

[Reerun_KC]

Well, that's why I drink beer.
Less beer more Bourbon.

[TambaBerry]

Have you ever worked in a granite or concrete or anything like that in your life?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Have you ever worked in a granite or concrete or anything like that in your life?


No, but I spend a lot of time in my feed mill. Are you thinking my lungs are choked out ?

[Pablo]

Stop guzzling semen. Hog or Manziel, both are bad for you.

[TambaBerry]

No, but I spend a lot of time in my feed mill. Are you thinking my lungs are choked out ?

Are you ever short of breath or have tough time filling your lungs completely?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Are you ever short of breath or have tough time filling your lungs completely?

Well, recently a little but it feels more related to the issue with my throat. I do fine on a treadmill. I walk a lot at work and do fine. did 14,000 steps today. But yeah, when I'm just sitting around like now I'm kinda short on breath.

[TambaBerry]

Well, recently a little but it feels more related to the issue with my throat. I do fine on a treadmill. I walk a lot at work and do fine. did 14,000 steps today. But yeah, when I'm just sitting around like now I'm kinda short on breath.

Could be something like that, don't sit around and worry get in to the doctor.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Could be something like that, don't sit around and worry get in to the doctor.



:banghead:

[Rain Man]

I'd say stress. Stress can do some funny things to the body.

Okay, there's your second opinion confirming my diagnosis.

I'm going to prescribe a meditative trip to Nepal.

[HonestChieffan]

Are you regular? Thats pretty important.

[BucEyedPea]

My symptoms:

1) Dizziness, when driving . the motion of objects passing by makes me disoriented. To the point I have to pull over and take a break. Some dizziness when I turn my head from side to side like a loss of balance.

2) Some slight chest pain. Mostly in the morning.

3) Higher than normal blood pressure. I've taken medication for years to control it but it's elevated higher anyway lately.

4) An ekg showed my heartbeat running slow at 55 beats per minute.

5) a mild sore throat that has lasted around 5 months but no fever.


Ok, what's wrong with me ? I can live with symptoms 2-5 but the dizziness when driving is horrible. And it's not constant . Some days nothing but some days I can't get from point A to point B.

Thanks in advance.
Go see a doctor and have them decide on what tests you need. Or maybe they'll know. But if they don't and no pathology shows go to a wellness clinic with different kinds of docs.

I had a sore throat constantly, well more like on and off with no fever and slightly swollen glands and it was some food allergies.

[BucEyedPea]

Allergies and Dizziness: The Cause and the Treatment

One of the symptoms of allergies can be dizziness. Learn more about how allergies can cause dizziness and how to properly deal with this symptom.



http://www.healthline.com/health/allergies/dizziness

[kysirsoze]

AIDS (didn't read)

[TimeForWasp]

Don't do ANY drugs at all.

But I do like Beer !


Hmmm

I like beer > Makes you a Jolly good fellow.

Jolly good fellow > Drunk, staggering > Dizzy while driving.



You are diagnosed as what is known as " Antifreeze free"

There is only one cure.

[Pablo]

Sounds pretty serious.

Have you thought about taking an entire bottle of aspirin?

[Kman34]

I will run that by the giant doctor lady when I speak with her tomorrow. Tell your wife thanks. And of course as per CP tradition feel free to post pics of her.

I would get a second opinion if this Doc is not finding anything....

[Pushead2]

Sounds pretty serious.

Have you thought about taking an entire bottle of aspirin?

LMAO

[scho63]

Swine flu perhaps? :D

[Dartgod]

Don't do ANY drugs at all.

Well, there's your problem.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Allergies and Dizziness: The Cause and the Treatment

One of the symptoms of allergies can be dizziness. Learn more about how allergies can cause dizziness and how to properly deal with this symptom.



http://www.healthline.com/health/allergies/dizziness


Hmmm. We are in harvest season here , almost finished. Lots of people are allergic to Milo which is what we grind for the hogs. But we've been using Milo for 5 years now. This is good info to put in the think bank. Thankyou BEP.

[Dave Lane]

I would guess a inner ear infection. Most of these would make sense if that were true.

[Dayze]

blown Achilles....because you're a Chiefs fan.

[rockymtnchief]

I get all those symptoms if I let myself get really dehydrated. It's pretty bad in the summer working outside in the sun. If you're hydrated, get to the doctor.

[kepp]

Yeah, I think you're on the right track. My ears had been popping a little and I do have fluid in there. I asked the doctor about it and she said everybody around here has fluid in there ears. WTF. I want it out. And you're right , the constant drainage could cause the irritated throat.

Does this mean I can have some more wasabi peas ?

BNP ? Blood pressure / 167/98 usually runs 135/88

LOL LMAO "Suck it up, panzyboy. And pass me that crab rangoon!"

[Chuck Fargers]

All signs point to vaginosis

[kepp]

Seriously though, not much of what has been mentioned here would explain the blood pressure rise. The slow heart rate plus the raised blood pressure could mean a blockage. I have a friend that recently had a heart attack because a piece of plaque broke loose in one of his arteries and got stuck in his heart. An ear infection isn't going to affect your heart or blood pressure that much unless the infection has gone to the rest of your body, and that doesn't sound like that case.

I'm guessing that you saw an actual cardiologist since you got an EKG?

[Skyy God]

Seriously though, not much of what has been mentioned here would explain the blood pressure rise. The slow heart rate plus the raised blood pressure could mean a blockage. I have a friend that recently had a heart attack because a piece of plaque broke loose in one of his arteries and got stuck in his heart. An ear infection isn't going to affect your heart or blood pressure that much unless the infection has gone to the rest of your body, and that doesn't sound like that case.

I'm guessing that you saw an actual cardiologist since you got an EKG?

This, unless you've seen a cardiologist. Arterial blockages can cause dizziness, and it certainly explains the chest pains and hbp.

[Skyy God]

Or SuperAIDS.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

on a serious note, a business associate of mine had a lot of vertigo/dizziness then shortly after had a major fatal stroke.

[Dayze]

check your muffler bearings.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Now you guys are scaring me !

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Seriously though, not much of what has been mentioned here would explain the blood pressure rise. The slow heart rate plus the raised blood pressure could mean a blockage. I have a friend that recently had a heart attack because a piece of plaque broke loose in one of his arteries and got stuck in his heart. An ear infection isn't going to affect your heart or blood pressure that much unless the infection has gone to the rest of your body, and that doesn't sound like that case.

I'm guessing that you saw an actual cardiologist since you got an EKG?

No, just a family doctor .

[RobBlake]

gotta stop humpin' the sheep.


i know the dizziness man.. just got a concussion from work myself.. light sensitivity plus motion while driving SUCKS

[Fairplay]

Tell us what the doctor says after you see him he might schedule you for a bunch of tests, I hope the best for you regardless.

[arrwheader]

Sounds like you may have a restricted artery

[RealSNR]

Has AIDS been mentioned yet?