****OFFICIAL Chiefs vs Cardinals Game Day Thread****

[ILChief]

Let's right the ship!

I am on a roll, some random person paid for my lunch at panera the other day, let's keep my good fortunes going!

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/601d40d92b8f86dee4e9519f606dec82.jpg

[chefsos]

Your "d" has gone missing.

[insert Chiefs defense joke right here]

[ILChief]

Will a mod add a d to the word thread in the title before the gods are angered?

[ILChief]

Your "d" has gone missing.

[insert Chiefs defense joke right here]

It was the run d.

[TimeForWasp]

Very nice threa/ threa

[TimeForWasp]

Let's right the ship!

I am on a roll, some random person paid for my lunch at panera the other day, let's keep my good fortunes going!

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/601d40d92b8f86dee4e9519f606dec82.jpg

Is that cardinal really dea?

[ILChief]

Very nice threa/ threa

Thank you for the kin wors :)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

There you go you umb ass. ;)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Last couple of weeks I've preicted wins. We are SO gonna lose toay!

[TimeForWasp]

Carinals efence is tough.

[ILChief]

If we stomp the cards, the missing d could become CP lore

[TimeForWasp]

Their offence sucks ick.

[ILChief]

D has been restored

[bevischief]

Pooptaco is what I am expecting... But will take a win.

[ILChief]

Pooptaco is what I am expecting... But will take a win.

The only poop will be that running down Drew Stanton's legs as Houston sacks him the 5th time

[Reerun_KC]

Their offence sucks ick.
Ours is worse. And we like to turn backups into probowlers.

Cards 31

Chuefs 17

[GloryDayz]

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[GloryDayz]

DD

http://www.digdang.com/media/images/double_d_fail_8167.jpg

[Kman34]

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More help....

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[ILChief]

All of the d's are in the thread title. I don't know what you guys are talking about

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

[GloryDayz]

All of the d's are in the thread title. I don't know what you guys are talking about

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

Trying to keep our minds off what might happen...

We're distracting ourselves!

[Chief Roundup]

Let's right the ship!

I am on a roll, some random person paid for my lunch at panera the other day, let's keep my good fortunes going!

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/601d40d92b8f86dee4e9519f606dec82.jpg

You can tell that is a Cardinal from Arizona. It has an orange hue to the color unlike the Missouri Cardinals that are Red and winners.

[GloryDayz]

All of the d's are in the thread title. I don't know what you guys are talking about

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

I reppe you, on't be a ick!

[GloryDayz]

I can't tell what the weather will be!!!! But there's on cloud and two boobs!

http://veteranhosting.net/weather_girl_1.jpg

[ILChief]

You can tell that is a Cardinal from Arizona. It has an orange hue to the color unlike the Missouri Cardinals that are Red and winners.

I put a lot of effort into my Cardinal carcass analysis

[Chief Roundup]

I put a lot of effort into my Cardinal carcass analysis

And it shows :thumb:

[TimeForWasp]

All of the d's are in the thread title. I don't know what you guys are talking about

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/07-minister.jpg

That's just propagana.

[GloryDayz]

I think we all now fear the our "D" might struggle again.

THAT being said, props to ILChief for fixing his D in mere minutes unlike Sutton does with his D.

[ILChief]

I think we all now fear the our "D" might struggle again.

THAT being said, props to ILChief for fixing his D in mere minutes unlike Sutton does with his D.

I'm all about adjustments

[TribalElder]

After today season is Done

[redfan]

In.
Gotta bad feeling about this one, so that's good, I guess.

[cabletech94]

DD

http://www.digdang.com/media/images/double_d_fail_8167.jpg

bigger than double d. has me distracted tho.

would still motorboat.

/as long as no surprise penis.

[GloryDayz]

bigger than double d. has me distracted tho.

would still motorboat.

/as long as no surprise penis.

Upon further review, your concern is not unfounded. Before you weigh anchor and cast off the final lines, an under-hull might be a wise choice.

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/the-hull-of-a-speed-boat-dingy-races-jason-edwards.jpg

[The Iron Chief]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/52500/Cardinal-Barbecue--52843.jpg
.
Maybe not D's but I think i can C where we'd enjoy the game together just fine.

[REDHOTGTO]

I've got my cardnial wrapped in bacon on the smoker already ready for a win !!!!

[BigMeatballDave]

Fucking Pioli.

Watching ESPN. Was just reminded that Scott passed over Wilson for Stephenson.

[tk13]

That was an interesting segment. The Seahawks thought the Chiefs were taking Wilson. Were relieved when they didn't, and after they picked Wilson, they learned they chose the right moment because he was going to be taken a few picks later... by Andy Reid.

[Easy 6]

I've got us underlined on the schedule today, but I'd be a liar to say I felt strongly about it.

23-17 Kansas City?

[jerryforeverrice80]

good luck today guys and will try to soften up the raiders for you.

[Simply Red]

4 out of 5 picks KC on ESPN JUST NOW!!!! Ditka took Az.



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[Simply Red]

good luck today guys and will try to soften up the raiders for you.

You're really nice online. I'd like to tailgate with you and smoke meth with you. Let me know bud!

[Simply Red]

Just joking - you really do seem nice though - the other part was just my being an idiot.

[Bob Dole]

Can't wait to see what kind of new and amazing ways the team can find to poop themselves today!

[MMXcalibur]

Can't wait to see what kind of new and amazing ways the team can find to poop themselves today!

Sigh.....this.

[GloryDayz]

Sigh.....this.

Does this help?

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[Red Dawg]

Our offense has gone completely bye bye. There is about a 90% chance we lose this game.

[ILChief]

Our offense has gone completely bye bye. There is about a 90% chance we lose this game.

Because Arizona has been red hot lately

[mdchiefsfan]

Because Arizona has been red hot lately

They are a tough match up for us, without a doubt. We need an early lead to take this one.

[GloryDayz]

Just to keep y'all smiling...

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/NTKUrGenUw4/hqdefault.jpg

[Chiefshrink]

Because Arizona has been red hot lately

Both suckage. Home team with a solid run D going against the visiting team with no WR threat whatsoever even with JC. Come on ! Even with a 2nd or 3rd string QB they can beat us.

That Oakland loss really played head games with our Chiefs for sure:doh!:

[KCTitus]

Our offense has gone completely bye bye. There is about a 90% chance we lose this game.

I really want to be a pessimist about this game, given the fact that the team has decided to go on hiatus the last couple of weeks looking listless and confused.

That said, this is an NFC team and for some odd reason ol' Andy really seems to get up for NFC teams.

[Chiefshrink]

We will either be 8-8 or 7-9 this season, count on it !! This team is done;)

[Red Dawg]

:deevee:We will either be 8-8 or 7-9 this season, count on it !! This team is done;)

No doubt.

[Big Tedd]

I, for one, think the Chiefs are going in to the toaster and leaving with a W.

GO CHIEFS!!!!!

[TimeForWasp]

biorhythm puts us on a winning streak.

[eDave]

My game day decision was to stay home today. Tickets are at face right now.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I heard there's a shit ton of Chiefs fans at the game. Well done.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

My game day decision was to stay home today. Tickets are at face right now.

Our daughter has norovirus so we had to sell ours the day after we bought them lol.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Win or lose, I'm only looking for one thing from here on out:

Is this team going to play like a bunch of clean-assed, soft bitches?

Or will balls finally drop?

[Easy 6]

Win or lose, I'm only looking for one thing from here on out:

Is this team going to play like a bunch of clean-assed, soft bitches?

Or will balls finally drop?

100% agreed, its time to see if these guys are a bunch of hardnosed snotknockers or metrosexual bitches... the next time someone cheapshots Alex Smith better be the last.

[eDave]

Our daughter has norovirus so we had to sell ours the day after we bought them lol.

Damn. Sorry dude. That shit kills more than Ebola.

[penbrook]

Murray, Fleming, Kush, LDT, Hemingway, Gordon and Bailey are inactive. Vance Walker will get the start for Bailey.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Damn. Sorry dude. That shit kills more than Ebola.

She's doing a lot better. She didn't puke last night for the first time in three days.

Hopefully our fellow Chiefs fans are careful today. A lot of Cardinals fans are Raiders/Dodgers Lite. Thuggish.

[eDave]

She's doing a lot better. She didn't puke last night for the first time in three days.

Hopefully our fellow Chiefs fans are careful today. A lot of Cardinals fans are Raiders/Dodgers Lite. Thuggish.

Good to hear. Keep those fluids up.

[Reerun_KC]

Hey I get the game in OKC today. Let the beatdown begin.

[TLO]

Can't wait to see what kind of new and amazing ways the team can find to poop themselves today!

Speaking of poop - I just finished up taking a real "pop a vein in your forehead" poop. I need to drink more water.

[penbrook]

Joe Mays is warming up next to Josh Mauga at ILB in pregame warmups.

[kcxiv]

i been up since yesterday! This is going to be fun! Hopefully i dont pass out during the game. Im struggling to stay up!

Im the drugless tweaker :(

[MikeMaslowski]

Damn. Sorry dude. That shit kills more than Ebola.

Sensitivity mixed with a terrifying comment. I like it.

[MikeMaslowski]

i been up since yesterday! This is going to be fun! Hopefully i dont pass out during the game. Im struggling to stay up!

Im the drugless tweaker :(

Computer geek? A little WoW keep you up?

[Easy 6]

Joe Mays is warming up next to Josh Mauga at ILB in pregame warmups.

Bout ****ing time.

[Rausch]

Computer geek? A little WoW keep you up?

Or he just works nights like me...

[Katipan]

Speaking of poop - I just finished up taking a real "pop a vein in your forehead" poop. I need to drink more water.

Put your feet up on a trash can, stool, or compassionate friend.

[jLoy88]

Alex Smith will go an impressive 9/20 for 116 yards and 1 TD (to Kelce). JC and Knile combine for 200 on the ground and we win 24-21. Count it.

[kcxiv]

Computer geek? A little WoW keep you up?

i quit MMO's in 2009 and WOW was never included as my hardcore mmo addiction. Everquest1. I did play alot of Mario Kart 8 online lastnight though.

[digger]

IN!

[MikeMaslowski]

i quit MMO's in 2009 and WOW was never included as my hardcore mmo addiction. Everquest1. I did play alot of Mario Kart 8 online lastnight though.

Gotta love shootin' shells, only one step below shooting that other stuff.

[petegz28]

A ton of Chiefs fans here at the game

[mdchiefsfan]

A ton of Chiefs fans here at the game

watch yourselves out there. Some are saying AZ fans are assholes.

[eDave]

watch yourselves out there. Some are saying AZ fans are assholes.

Naw.

[Bob Dole]

At least we aren't losing yet.

Pooptacular!

[MMXcalibur]

With Oakland coming in next week, I consider this the season's tilt game.

[petegz28]

We lost the toss AZ receives

[ThaVirus]

Calais Campbell will probably be living in our backfield today.

I just can't get excited for this game.

[chiefs1111]

Come on Chiefs please show up today

[Hammock Parties]

In for Trent shitting on Alex!

[eDave]

Calais Campbell will probably be living in our backfield today.

I just can't get excited for this game.

We won't be throwing there anyway...

Pressure Stanton. Pressure him.

[Hammock Parties]

SANTOOOOS

[Easy 6]

CAIRO SAVES THE DAY

[Bob Dole]

Fabulous start.

Idiots.

[The Franchise]

What happened to our STs?

[eDave]

Santos!11

[chiefs1111]

lol Santos

[kcxiv]

Santos does mean Saint! lol

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Sigh.....kicker had to make the tackle...

[RINGLEADER]

Holy crap -- talk about getting out of your lane...

[The Franchise]

Mays beasting.

[Bwana]

Out 150 pound kicker has to get it done? COME ON!

[bsroyals54]

GET DOWN TO THE GROUND

[chiefs1111]

Damn they blew that up

[Sandy Vagina]

who made that tackle? Howard?

[Rain Man]

Keeker make tackle! Keeker make tackle!

[RINGLEADER]

Let's get our 3rd down defense going again today

[DaFace]

Probably not a good sign when Santos is the only guy to even make contact there.

[kcxiv]

already giving up 3rd downs, nothings changed lol

[bsroyals54]

its going to be a looooong day

[Bob Dole]

Good to see we still can't cover a fucking receiver.

[RINGLEADER]

Way too easy.

[Sandy Vagina]

damn Phillip... that was shit coverage

[The Franchise]

Dee Ford in early. Good to see.

[siberian khatru]

Same old shitshow

[notorious]

Keep the good times rollin'.

[Hoover]

we look great....

[RINGLEADER]

Man. Just bad.

[chiefs1111]

Come on defense get it together

[Sandy Vagina]

great job running yourself out of the hole, Mays

[bsroyals54]

That shitty raiders loss got to us says this observer.

[RINGLEADER]

DonTired Poe in the middle...

[Bob Dole]

Kansas City. The cure for whatever ails your offense.

[GloryDayz]

Gee look, another slow defensive start...

Welp at least there's this:

http://intradayfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/female_reporter_1.jpg

[notorious]

When the Chiefs shit down their pants, I have a strange reaction. I want them to get destroyed.



If this keeps up......I don't even........

[The Franchise]

Kansas City. The cure for whatever ails your offense.

Pretty much.

[Bob Dole]

Fitz moving forward at snap.

[bsroyals54]

Nice tackle ron

[The Franchise]

Nice stop by Parker.

[jonzie04]

that was a hell of a tackle by ron parker

[Chiefs4TheWin]

I already wanna turn this off.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Kansas City. The cure for whatever ails your offense.

Low run production??? Take some Kansas City D. That will get it going.

[RINGLEADER]

FGs are our friend.

[Hammock Parties]

Shit man, these field goals are like TDs against Alex Smith.

[bsroyals54]

better than 7

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Willie Lanier, at 69 years old, could play the run better than Josh Mauga.

[Dayze]

Can we manage to avoid a 3 and out? Please god let us get a few 1st downs here at a minimum.

[notorious]

Shit man, these field goals are like TDs against Alex Smith.

It's good having things back to normal, Clay.

[TLO]

Hi friends. Please stop by and pay us a visit in chat.

Thanks

[notorious]

Can we manage to avoid a 3 and out?

We might change things up and go for a 2 and fumble.

[RunKC]

ILB is the biggest need on this defense.

The DL is leaving it open for JMJ and Muaga to stop the run but they aren't fast enough and they can't shed a block to save their life.

Hell JMJ couldn't read that run and stay in his gap. Result was a big gain :banghead:

[Easy 6]

A team at home gets 3 on their opening drive?

I can accept that as long as we answer.

[bsroyals54]

We need a dominating victory to get our confidence back

[The Franchise]

Have we ever just knelt on it for a touchback? Seems like they always run it out no matter how deep it is.

[RINGLEADER]

Luck driving in for the win after PI puts the ball on his 20-ish...

[milkman]

That 3rd down stop was a piss poor play call gift from Bruce Arians.

[notorious]

We need a dominating victory to get our confidence back

I will settle for a fluke win.

[Raiderhater]

We might change things up and go for a 2 and fumble.

LMAO

[MMXcalibur]

Gee look, another slow defensive start...

Welp at least there's this:

http://intradayfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/female_reporter_1.jpg

Thank god for DVR.
Now I can masturbate and not miss any of the depression afterwards!

[Rausch]

We need a dominating victory to get our confidence back

:spock:

[RINGLEADER]

Can we manage to avoid a 3 and out? Please god let us get a few 1st downs here at a minimum.

I hope we get more misdirection with DAT and some quick screens to soften up the defensive front.

I hope the left side of the line can play decent today.

I hope the ocean is as blue as it has been in my dreams.

I hope.

[siberian khatru]

Good pass by Smith

[bsroyals54]

:spock:

:hmmm:

[Bob Dole]

Hey. We remembered Kelce today!

[chiefs1111]

Kelce

[PACHIEFSFAN]

1st down on 1st play. Interesting.

[mdchiefsfan]

That 3rd down stop was a piss poor play call gift from Bruce Arians.

I was so happy to see a toss. They were killing us up the middle. Glad he called it

[Dayze]

I hope we get more misdirection with DAT and some quick screens to soften up the defensive front.

I hope the left side of the line can play decent today.

I hope the ocean is as blue as it has been in my dreams.

I hope.

LMAO

[notorious]

I have a strange feeling like we are actually going to use Kelce today.

[Raiderhater]

1st down on 1st play. Interesting.

It's a new tangled approach Reid is trying out.

[siberian khatru]

HOME RUN

[kcxiv]

JC finally broke one!

[notorious]

Yes.


FUCK YES

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Whoop, there it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Franchise]

Gone bitches.

[Hoover]

boom!

[Sandy Vagina]

beautiful, JC... just beautiful...

[Bob Dole]

TO THE HOUSE!

[Raiderhater]

JC TO THE HOUSE!

[GloryDayz]

Attaboy!

[bsroyals54]

JC BABY, TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE

[thabear04]

Fuck yes baby thank you Charles.

[kcgizmo]

JC touchdown

[chiefs1111]

What an awesome run

[Molitoth]

Wow what a run

[Easy 6]

LOOKOUT MFERS DONT LET JC GET BY YA

[RINGLEADER]

Great start.

See Andy. Use Jamaal and we win. Don't use him and we lose. Pretty simple.

[RunKC]

That a boy JC!!!!

[MMXcalibur]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

[jonzie04]

jamaal charles!!!!!

[DJJasonp]

hey....a JC sighting! Thanks Andy!

[chiefs1111]

That was beautiful

[Baby Lee]

Started watching in the knick of time!!!

[milkman]

Well, that's one way to do it.

[RINGLEADER]

Avant with the perfect block on the outside...good job Chiefs...

[Coach]

He gawn.

[cdcox]

Boom.

[mdchiefsfan]

BOOM BABY!

[Rain Man]

was that santos again? No, it was Charles!

[bsroyals54]

That was a quick touchdown, lelz

[notorious]

Can we manage to avoid a 3 and out?

We couldn't avoid it once again.


Sigh. :D

[TheUte]

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Dartgod]

I already wanna turn this off.

I hope you did.

Retard.

[The Franchise]

Nice pull and block by McGlynn.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

A team at home gets 3 on their opening drive?

I can accept that as long as we answer.

How's that for an answer??o:-)

[thabear04]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

Hope Chiefs come back to this stadium.

[Sandy Vagina]

it wasn't a passing TD to a WR, so... meh.

:p

[Kidd Lex]

JC running his way to the HOF

[The Iron Chief]

JC is Da man Amirite?!!?

[the Talking Can]

jamaal charles is inhuman


FUCK SHIT

[jonzie04]

im pretty sure the nearest defender was 15 yards away. :drool:

[Rausch]

HB's are overrated...

[millz]

hey guys, I really need a link for this game. it isn't showing here in Canada.

Please help..been waiting all week for this.

[bsroyals54]

JC rackin up 2 hundo today

[mdchiefsfan]

Hopefully that gives our defense the spark it needs.

[RINGLEADER]

4th and inches from the 2...Colts playing for the game here...

[MMXcalibur]

Jamaal Charles, Breaker of Worlds

[Rain Man]

JC running his way to the HOF

best running back to ever play in the NFL. No question about it.

[Hammock Parties]

http://media.giphy.com/media/5xaOcLBiiDntktd3htu/giphy.gif

[bsroyals54]

best running back to ever play in the NFL. No question about it.

Hes a nice player to have no question about it :)

[RobBlake]

best running back to ever play in the NFL. No question about it.

what?

[jonzie04]

hey guys, I really need a link for this game. it isn't showing here in Canada.

Please help..been waiting all week for this.

google firstrowsports or vip box

[Sandy Vagina]

nice... where ya been hiding those kicks?

[The Franchise]

Holy shit.....Santos had a TB

[Kidd Lex]

did he just draw that?

[Bearcat]

it wasn't a passing TD to a WR, so... meh.

:p

No worry of 15 degree weather and 25mph winds, better get the run game going early.

[GloryDayz]

And the extra point is through the uprights...

http://anacostiayogi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/faith-hunter-handstand-split.jpg

[Sandy Vagina]

oh lawd... where the pass rush be at?

[bsroyals54]

I like how tough is he for how fast he is, he has to be the fastest RB who can actually break a few tackles

[MIAdragon]

Was that Avant with the block to spring him?

[Chiefs4TheWin]

I hope you did.

Retard.

I didn't. I'm a glutton for punishment!

[mdchiefsfan]

nice kick by the midget

[chiefs1111]

Good thing that was a bad throw cause he was open

[jonzie04]

nice to finally see joe mays in

[Rausch]

I just noticed we have Gonzo and Green for this game....heh...

[Lionel]

Would anyone be so kind to link their best streaM? This is the best I can find, but it isn't good enough for my father to see with his bad eyesight.

http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/305008/4/watch-arizona-cardinals-vs-kansas-city-chiefs.html

[Bob Dole]

Dee Ford sighting

[siberian khatru]

Fucking low hit

[ThaVirus]

http://media.giphy.com/media/5xaOcLBiiDntktd3htu/giphy.gif


Marvelous.

[RINGLEADER]

Colts pick up first down on 4th and inches...

BS call in Chiefs game...

[Sandy Vagina]

wtf? that's just... because Chiefs.

[chiefs1111]

Of course a flag on us

[MMXcalibur]

Haha, just can't hit the QB anymore.

[bsroyals54]

Ref'd, pussy ass limp dick panzy tampon using NFL rules

[kepp]

Hits the QB while he still has the ball...roughing
Posted via Mobile Device

[Bob Dole]

Bullshit.

[siberian khatru]

Can't hit high, can't hit low

[PACHIEFSFAN]

What, no tackling the QB now???? He was going down!!!!!!!!!

[kcxiv]

Tamba got screwed

[mdchiefsfan]

That looked painful

[chiefs1111]

Wow what a shitty call

[Raiderhater]

Complete and utter bullshit

[RINGLEADER]

Just totally BS call there...

I hope we break these f'ers...

[Bob Dole]

Maybe call the fucking holding that pulled him low instead?

[Hoover]

such bullshit

[siberian khatru]

I fucking hate the NFL

[GloryDayz]

All QBs are gay, the league is more gay!

[chiefs1111]

WTF was he supposed do?

[Kidd Lex]

fucking awful

[ghak99]

Fuck this pansy ass piece of shit rules league.

[Rain Man]

professional football is a pansy league these days.

[AustinChief]

WHAT A BULLSHIT CALL. Atrocious.

[bsroyals54]

Can't hit high, can't hit low

Even the commentators are perplexed, they know not to say too much though or they're packin' their bags

[jonzie04]

welcome to the nfl in 2014. what a bs flag