What are some things you would rather do than watch Alex Smith?

[Halfcan]

Watch paint dry.

Put in a choke hold by the police -not breathing would be more fun then watching the 2 yard dump off king.

Take a long nap on a bed of nails.

Make up dumb threads on Chiefs Planet.

Other things you would rather do...........

[Reerun_KC]

Beat Andy Reid with a Jenny Craig pamphlet....

[bevischief]

Rope and a tall tree...

[KCUnited]

Sire Lena Dunham's love child.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Johnny Fucking Manziel!

[Why Not?]

Read a Deberg thread?

[The Franchise]

Tattoo an elephant on my dick.

[bevischief]

Just about anything...

[GordonGekko]

Tattoo an elephant on my dick.

I'm thinking you've done this already?

[Bowser]

Sire Lena Dunham's love child.

http://replygif.net/i/100.gif

[MMXcalibur]

Stick a Chiefs keychain up my peehole.

[KC_Connection]

Kyle Orton blow games.

[Hammock Parties]

Go on a date with a BBW and pay.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Cuddle up in the fetal position with Matt Cassel.

[bevischief]

Porn.

[notorious]

Watch womens' basketball.

[Sorter]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1234443297_ken_park_suicide.gif

[Easy 6]

**** that mfer, I'm not even bothering to think up something clever... Bray or Bust in 2015.

I've tried for a long time now, usually with good reason... but lately? I'm no longer listening to excuses for this asshole, its over, the honeymoon is over and its time for a divorce.

[TEX]

I went to a car show today. It was the first game I missed in two seasons. It is what it is now. But, to answer the OP's question - I'll do just about anything before I watch another Chiefs game this season. After Oakland, I was done.

[TimBone]

Hootie would rather split the dinner check on a date than watch Alex Smith.

[TimBone]

**** that mfer, I'm not even bothering to think up something clever... Bray or Bust in 2015.

I've tried for a long time now, usually with good reason... but lately? I'm no longer listening to excuses for this asshole, its over, the honeymoon is over and its time for a divorce.

FUCK YES

[TribalElder]

Violent dysentery

[bevischief]

pooping.

[Hootie]

Hootie would rather split the dinner check on a date than watch Alex Smith.

Pretty much.

Fuck.

He's so boring. He really is.

I was laughing my ass off about what I thought might happen being down 20-14 with him having 1 minute and no timeouts...telling my buddy I'd bet my life we wouldn't come close to scoring said TD.

Then when the dude missed the FG I was like ... "well shit! Maybe he could at least get us into FG range so our dipshit could miss terribly!"

That, apparently, was wishful fucking thinking.

After the WR screen playcall I looked at my friend and said, "do they think we have another quarter or something?"

It was all time bad. Holy shit. Thank God we're the Chiefs and not the Cowboys because otherwise we'd be mocked all week long for that nonsense.

Fortunately, no one was watching other than us.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

It was all time bad. Holy shit. Thank God we're the Chiefs and not the Cowboys because otherwise we'd be mocked all week long for that nonsense.

Fortunately, no one was watching other than us.

LMAO

Hootie delivers

[Molitoth]

I honestly think Matt cassel was more entertaining to watch.

I could at least laugh my ass off sometimes.

[Halfcan]

Pretty much.

****.

He's so boring. He really is.

I was laughing my ass off about what I thought might happen being down 20-14 with him having 1 minute and no timeouts...telling my buddy I'd bet my life we wouldn't come close to scoring said TD.

Then when the dude missed the FG I was like ... "well shit! Maybe he could at least get us into FG range so our dipshit could miss terribly!"

That, apparently, was wishful ****ing thinking.

After the WR screen playcall I looked at my friend and said, "do they think we have another quarter or something?"

It was all time bad. Holy shit. Thank God we're the Chiefs and not the Cowboys because otherwise we'd be mocked all week long for that nonsense.

Fortunately, no one was watching other than us.

:D

I would rather go back and read every post Hootie has ever made - than watch Alex Smith throw a 3 yard pass behind a wide open JC one more time.

[KCTitus]

My personal favorite Alex moment was last week on 4th and 15 at the end of the game, he scrambled directly for the sideline for a 2 yard gain. Yep...that's the ticket...dont want to throw an INT on 4th and 15.

[Hootie]

it's not fucking cute anymore

throw the fucking ball down the field

[jspchief]

My personal favorite Alex moment was last week on 4th and 15 at the end of the game, he scrambled directly for the sideline for a 2 yard gain. Yep...that's the ticket...dont want to throw an INT on 4th and 15.
He ended this game on 4th and 15 by throwing the ball away. Better to end the game than risk a sack or int trying to make something happen.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Hmmm, it would be less painful if I were to dip cotton swabs in rubbing alcohol and poke around the hole in my chest where my old port was than to watch this team's crap playcalling, crap offensive line, useless receivers, and Alex throwing 10 yard bombs.

Who knows, the alcohol might help me heal up faster.

[MikeMaslowski]

I'd rather not hustle up to the line, waste 30 seconds looking like we want to make a play instead of spiking it and then throw it out of bounds.

Oh wait, that was the answer that Alex gave.

[Easy 6]

Who knows, the alcohol might help me heal up faster.

LMAO only the Chiefs can make someone feel like poisoning themselves is a better option than caring.

[Pablo]

Watch Matt Cassel highlights.

At least that shit-head would cut lose some fucked up punt pass every now and then. And he would just throw at Bowe all day, which was fun sometimes.

[TimBone]

I'd rather have lunch with Sandy Cheeks, temper11, and Triplethreat, and listen to them talk about Alex Smith rather than watch another Alex Smith game.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Listen to Dave and crew discuss science and evolution while eating pork.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'd rather have lunch with Sandy Cheeks, temper11, and Triplethreat, and listen to them talk about Alex Smith rather than watch another Alex Smith game.

LMAO

[Jerm]

I'd rather live in Ferguson....

[DC.chief]

shove a pine cone up my ass

[DrunkBassGuitar]

jenkem

[Iowanian]

I'd rather sheath a railroad spike in my pee hole than watch Alex Smith throw 2 yard passes in the 2 minute drill.



Andy, Alex or both are fucking cowards when it counts.

[KCwolf]

Watch paint dry.

Put in a choke hold by the police -not breathing would be more fun then watching the 2 yard dump off king.

Take a long nap on a bed of nails.

Make up dumb threads on Chiefs Planet.

Other things you would rather do...........

U would LOVE to eat a dick.....

You are and idiot who believes QB's are a dime a dozen and Rodgers would be our Guy ... let me help ya out there pal ... get in line dumbshit ... 26 other teams want that guy! You people are the BEST!

[Buzz]

I would rather see one of you fine CP posters start a Chargers vs Pats game thread. and go Pats.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

U would LOVE to eat a dick.....

You are and idiot who believes QB's are a dime a dozen and Rodgers would be our Guy ... let me help ya out there pal ... get in line dumbshit ... 26 other teams want that guy! You people are the BEST!

Rodgers could have been our guy.

But.....


Chiefs.

[Iowanian]

I'd rather watch a movie funded by Oprah Winfrey with Arrow2 than see this shit show again.

Holy Fuckamoly that was a shitting-through-a-screen door shatting of the pants.

[ARROW2]

I'd rather watch a movie funded by Oprah Winfrey with Arrow2 than see this shit show again.

Holy ****amoly that was a shitting-through-a-screen door shatting of the pants.



FUCK ALEX SMITH!!!

[ARROW2]

BUM!!!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'd rather watch a movie funded by Oprah Winfrey with Arrow2 than see this shit show again.

Holy Fuckamoly that was a shitting-through-a-screen door shatting of the pants.

ROFL

[Tribal Warfare]

I'd rather bathe in cow lard with clothes pins on my nipples in sub zero temperatures.

[In58men]

I'd rather watch this for 3 hours straight.

http://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'd rather watch this for 3 hours straight.

http://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4

Holy shite, I couldn't watch 5 seconds.

[Easy 6]

I would rather watch a Dane Cook comedy special.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I would rather watch a Dane Cook comedy special.

Holy shit.

Welp,

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/341/5/8/dark_side_by_bercley-d4iemyo.jpg

[Easy 6]

LMAO

[TimBone]

I'd rather watch this for 3 hours straight.

http://youtu.be/YCeQLeQiRP4
I'd rather watch that video with Inmen for three hours than watch another Alex Smith game.

[TimBone]

I would rather watch a Dane Cook comedy special.
I'd rather watch a Dane cook comedy special with Inmen than watch another Alex Smith game.

[Easy 6]

I'd rather watch a Dane cook comedy special with Inmen than watch another Alex Smith game.

:LOL:

[jonzie04]

Id rather watch a man be eaten alive by an anaconda, than watch another checkdown.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

I'd rather watch a concert where Creed opened for Nickelback.

[lcarus]

I'd rather watch a concert where Creed opened for Nickelback.

That's pretty bad man....

[TimBone]

Id rather watch a man be eaten alive by an anaconda, than watch another checkdown.
I'd rather watch Inmen be eaten alive by an anaconda than watch another checkdown.

[In58men]

I'd rather watch that video with Inmen for three hours than watch another Alex Smith game.


I will bring the gold fishes

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'd rather watch a concert where Creed opened for Nickelback.

Oh my God.....


I....


I have no words.

[Easy 6]

I'd rather watch Inmen be eaten alive by an anaconda than watch another checkdown.

ROFL

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Oh my God.....


I....


I have no words.

Sorry man. I knew I shouldn't have posted that.

[TimBone]

Sorry man. I knew I shouldn't have posted that.
I'd rather read that post again....

[In58men]

Sorry man. I knew I shouldn't have posted that.

That was fucking funny man

[Halfcan]

I'd rather live in Ferguson....

Wow-that is a good one!

[In58men]

I'd rather read EVERY DeBerg thread

[Halfcan]

U would LOVE to eat a dick.....

You are and idiot who believes QB's are a dime a dozen and Rodgers would be our Guy ... let me help ya out there pal ... get in line dumbshit ... 26 other teams want that guy! You people are the BEST!

I figured this thread would expose an Alex lover. :doh!:

I would rather listen to how much you love Alex and how he protects the football while being a Winning Game Manager for an entire week straight-

Then watch that heartless noodle armed bitch choke away another game for this team.