****Official Chiefs Vs. Raiders 12/14 Gamethread****

[bevischief]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jonzie04]

kelce atta boy.

[Rain Man]

Man, fine the daylights out of Kelce until he stops doing that with the ball.

Oh, and yay, touchdown!

[Easy 6]

I figured this would be a blowout.

[cdcox]

That dumbass still hasn't learned his lesson. Hotdogging it before he crossed.

[Lionel]

Oh wow! Charles fell down and Kelsey scores a TD. ROFLMAO

[Ragged Robin]

lol he almost fumbled...

[RINGLEADER]

Kelce hasn't learned a thing...

[jonzie04]

looked like gronk there

[thabear04]

and Charles is hurt is just like Kansas City

Charles slip.

[Brock]

Jesus, that kid is stupid.

[ChiefsChoke010414]

Kelce is such a ****ing moron. Sticks the ball out. The guy has talent but doesn't learn from his mistakes.

[Mr. Laz]

Kelce still sort of being a dipshit even while scoring a TD.

:shake:

[journeyscarab]

Nectar, touchdown, no fumble. GO KELCE!

[ghak99]

His premature celebrating is really starting to piss me off.

[Rain Man]

Man, I love Kelce but he drives me crazy with that showboating during the play.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Lucky it wasn't stripped

[TomBarndtsTwin]

Kelce is such a dumbass, he just doesn't learn.

He was sticking the ball out again before he crossed the goal line and almost got it stripped.


He's got talent, but kid needs to get his head screwed on straight.

[suzzer99]

I'm really really starting to hate Kelce. He was celebrating on the goddamn 1 yard line and almost lost the ball again. K

[Don Corlemahomes]

And he's every bit as productive as any WR on this team.

Seems to have NFL speed/quickness. Good cuts.

CATCHES THE ****ING FOOTBALL AND DOESN'T FUMBLE...

Word. I'm very impressed.

[Lionel]

FYI Charles took the play off and we still scored a TD. Nuf said!

[God of Thunder]

If he loses that ball there, the amounts of shits I would have lost would have been horrible.

[jonzie04]

nice job by alex for hitting kelce and not dat and that designed bubble to him

[Rausch]

Fucking bench Charles. Sit his ass.

Run Davis. Throw to our UDFA and Kelcee. Let the D win the game and move on to hopefully a much better game plan next week...

[Just Passin' By]

LMAO

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Cleveland's brain trust:

"We're still in the playoff hunt. How to we put a stop to that?"

"I know! Let's bench the guy who's kept us in this thing, and play the short rookie who doesn't have pocket passing skills."

[Rain Man]

So it appears to be a consensus that we don't like Kelce doing that (showboating, not scoring).

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/LRFh8E2.gif

[carcosa]

ZOMBO IS GOD AND KELCE IS JESUS

[The Iron Chief]

Kelce needs to wear a shock collar and everytime he show boats before the plays a minute done he gets zapped

[ThaVirus]

Odell Beckham is pretty fucking good.

[Bwana]

Kelce better hope he stays healthy for along time because he's going to be flipping burgers after he's done with the NFL.

[Don Corlemahomes]

Alex Smith made that play. Looking at the screen until he fired it to Kelce on the slant.

[carcosa]

I'm pretty sure Kelce was trying to stretch it across the goal line, not showboating. Surely he wouldn't be THAT stupid.

[Rausch]

Jesus, that kid is stupid.

He's a ball'a...

[KC_Connection]

So it appears to be a consensus that we don't like Kelce doing that (showboating, not scoring).
I love it.

[RobBlake]

i'm glad kelce got the td, but nothing infuriates me more than seeing number 56 try to not wrap up on that play... stupid athletes lol

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Nice TD Kelce. Next time HOLD ONTO THE BALL. STOP SHOWING OFF!!!

[O.city]

Odell Beckham is pretty ****ing good.

Yeah man, I wish we could have taken him

[Rausch]

I'm pretty sure Kelce was trying to stretch it across the goal line, not showboating. Surely he wouldn't be THAT stupid.

:spock:

[notorious]

Kelce is a badass retard.

[Rausch]

Yeah man, I wish we could have taken him

Saw what you did there...

[carcosa]

Alex Smith made that play. Looking at the screen until he fired it to Kelce on the slant.

Yeah, smart play. Defense would never expect Smith to make a second read.

[jd1020]

I guess I can comfortably turn this game off now knowing the Chiefs just blew out their toughest opponent remaining on their schedule. The future is bright!

[RINGLEADER]

And now Sparano runs the ball...lol

[Rausch]

Kelce is a badass retard.

Accurate...

[Sannyasi]

You guys are no fun.

[Sandy Vagina]

2 yd gain turns into a 5 yd gain... ick

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Zombo never was touched

Why take the chance of him getting up and have it knocked loose? A defender did come in a touch him.

[carcosa]

:spock:

So you know exactly what he was thinking on the play?

[Don Corlemahomes]

Yeah, smart play. Defense would never expect Smith to make a second read.

:LOL:

[Direckshun]

I guess I can comfortably turn this game off now knowing the Chiefs just blew out their toughest opponent remaining on their schedule. The future is bright!

I had fun once.

[Aspengc8]

So it appears to be a consensus that we don't like Kelce doing that (showboating, not scoring).

dont forget fumbling and missing blocks!

[ThaVirus]

And most of his fumbles (at least recently) are because he's trying to protect himself as his body is twisted in 27 different directions.


Agreed. Sometimes he just tries too hard. He's got to learn when to just fall down and take a 2 yard loss.

[Don Corlemahomes]

Kelce is a badass retard.

This sums up Kelce perfectly

[bsroyals54]

At least hes excited to be out there.

[cdcox]

Dropped INT

[Sandy Vagina]

LOL... nice try, Ron.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Another missed pick. Damn.

[chiefs1111]

Parker drops another INT

[RINGLEADER]

4th almost INT today! Woo-hoo!

[Rain Man]

Almost an interc - you know.

[Bob Dole]

Another dropped INT.

Usually means the opponent goes on to score.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Our dbs lol

[Don Corlemahomes]

I had fun once.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

[notorious]

ANOTHER DROPPED PICK!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Yeah, smart play. Defense would never expect Smith to make a second read.

LMAO

[Mr. Laz]

Ron can't catch

[Rausch]

So you know exactly what he was thinking on the play?

I think he's a playmaker that's really bad at protecting the football.

And he's never struck me as being all that brilliant...

[Direckshun]

Parker's dropped like 6 interceptions this year.

If he had hit the jugs machine this past offseason, he'd be a league leader in INTs.

[jonzie04]

parker with his 8th dropped int this season

[RINGLEADER]

CBs dogging it...

[RINGLEADER]

Carr isn't very good.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Fucking Whitesnake? Really?

[Rain Man]

Nice pass.

If you're a Chiefs fan.

[Sandy Vagina]

watch the fake! lol

[notorious]

According to the league, Hali should be fined for that hit.

[chiefs1111]

Wow where the hell was he throwing that?

[Lionel]

Looks like Carr got scared and just lofted the ball up in the air.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Too much juice.

[ChiefsChoke010414]

Wow. No 300 yard passers against us. Losing Kendrick Lewis and Demps has helped there.

Then again, losing DJ meant our run defense is garbage compared to what it was last season. I think Buffalo was the only team that run well on us last year.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Alex Smith made that play. Looking at the screen until he fired it to Kelce on the slant.

We complained a lot this season about Smith been afraid of throwing into coverage, but he seems to be taking more risks with his passes this game. And it's paying off.

[notorious]

Too much juice.

/Shawne Merriman

[Lionel]

Gonna run the rest of the day. As long as the Raiders don't score we win. GG Chiefs!

[ChiefsChoke010414]

Fat Andy still throwing the ball. LOL.

[cdcox]

Davis is FAST

[PACHIEFSFAN]

SO F**KING SWEET!!!!!!!!

[kcxiv]

haha, that was bad ass! DAVIS

[siberian khatru]

Sweet catch by Knile

[Rain Man]

HOLY WOW!

HOLY HOLY WOW!

[Bob Dole]

hahahaha.

Puts Smith over 300 yards passing.

[Direckshun]

WHAT A CATCH.

Great throw, but WHAT. A. CATCH.

[Easy 6]

:bravo:

[Bwana]

Nice! Eat a dick Raiders.

[thabear04]

Nice pass and wide open.

[journeyscarab]

Nice!

[ChiefsChoke010414]

Longest TD pass of the season?

Feels like 10 seasons actually.

[jonzie04]

knile davis. holy shit

[Lionel]

WHOA Where is this coming from? NICE DAVIS, NICE!

[Direckshun]

hahahaha.

Puts Smith over 300 yards passing.

294.

[Baby Lee]

I love being me.

[GloryDayz]

I am some seriously good luck.

[alexfan]

War Alex

[chiefs1111]

That was nice

[notorious]

Nice play.

[Hammock Parties]

lol alex getting fat on cheap TDs

[bsroyals54]

Alex smith 300 yard game??? yet????

[RINGLEADER]

Stating the obvious, but that play shows the difference between successful execution and a bad throw/dropped pass...

Good play Knile...

[MMXcalibur]

21 points in the 3rd quarter.

[Rain Man]

How long was that?

[FloridaMan88]

Alex smith 300 yard game??? yet????

294.

[Rausch]

So HB's can make plays?

We don't have to be all tricky and.....fuck this...ANDY REID JUST FUCKING USE THE TALENT AT HAND. USE IT TO OUR STRENGTHS.

YOU FAT FUCK. YOU FAT, POMPOUS, TRICKERATION FUCK...

[ThaVirus]

That's the play we scored on in Miami with McKnight. We need to run that with Jamaal and watch him work.

[tk13]

Well at least the offense woke up.

[Bob Dole]

hahahaha.

Puts Smith over 300 yards passing.

Okay. 6 yards short.

[Ragged Robin]

that circle/angle route out of the backfield against man coverage is lethal

[Sannyasi]

Chiefs fans are going to hate Kelce. They'd rather have a humble loser.

[CanadianChiefs]

Atlanta TD

[bsroyals54]

lol still no wide receiver td :D

[notorious]

WE NEED A MOTHER FUCKING WR TD SO THE MEDIA WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[ghak99]

That kid will never forget that. :clap:

[FloridaMan88]

Green Bay struggling in Buffalo… Aaron Rodgers looks like shit thus far.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Alex smith 300 yard game??? yet????

6 more yards.

[RINGLEADER]

Alex smith 300 yard game??? yet????

6 yards away...

FWIW he's 49 yards away from 3,000 on the season...

[RobBlake]

Carr isn't very good.

he plays for the raiders

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

lol alex getting fat on cheap TDs

Get ready for the parade.

[dls6501]

Blowout city. Thank Christ.

[journeyscarab]

Eat Dicks Sparano you half blind midget gomba!

[MMXcalibur]

MATT CASSEL REVISITED

[Direckshun]

LMAO Cassel highlight reel.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Mark Castle sighting

[Rain Man]

I have to laugh. 70 yard touchdown pass. Not to a wide receiver.

[ThaVirus]

Jordy Nelson has 2 drops in the Packers game. Down by 6 and he dropped what could have possibly been a 95 yard TD.

Just so you guys know other WRs drop passes.

[tk13]

Atlanta back to within 7 of Pittsburgh. Buffalo leading Green Bay. Houston only down by 4 to Indy with Tom Savage at QB.

[MichaelH]

WE NEED A MOTHER ****ING WR TD SO THE MEDIA WILL SHUT THE **** UP.

We've made a drinking game out of it. My wife if getting loopy. :)

[Rausch]

294.

I actually let some asshole talk me into starting Tebow today.

As dumb as it sounds he's murdered him some fanduel and...as fucking stupid a start as that was...fuck me...

He got me.

Prick got me...

[thabear04]

How long was that?

70

[RINGLEADER]

Could have been a 5th AINT there...

[Direckshun]

Ronnie Parker just dropped ANOTHER interception.

Good lord. This is just parody levels of hilarity now.

[Bob Dole]

Parker had a shot at the INT there. haha

[ChiefsChoke010414]

Green Bay struggling in Buffalo… Aaron Rodgers looks like shit thus far.

That sucks. Although we have the tiebreak over Buffalo.

[Rain Man]

Atlanta is rallying against Pittsburgh.

[keg in kc]

Nice turn of events!

Very Chiefs of them to do this now and give us some glimmer of postseason hope.

[Lionel]

Raiders aren't even trying. Good thing we have another quarter to pad our stats!

[jd1020]

6 yards away...

FWIW he's 49 yards away from 3,000 on the season...

The milestones...

[notorious]

We've made a drinking game out of it. My wife if getting loopy. :)


Time to put on some smooth moves and get you a piece.

[Rain Man]

I actually let some asshole talk me into starting Tebow today.

As dumb as it sounds he's murdered him some fanduel and...as ****ing stupid a start as that was...**** me...

He got me.

Prick got me...

Tebow?

[Rausch]

We've made a drinking game out of it. My wife if getting loopy. :)

A family that drinks together stays together.

It's not always a happy family but the divorce rate is much lower...

[RobBlake]

the entire raiders offense has just given the eff up lmao.. what are these wr's doin just quitin on routes?

[007]

292 passing yards? What the hell? LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3rgXBr77RjbFBolDTq/giphy.gif?t=1

[Direckshun]

Raiders aren't even trying. Good thing we have another quarter to pad our stats!

Fuck that.

Bench Charles. Bench Smith. Get Daniel and Davis out there. Maybe a little Charcandrick West while we're at it.

[Rausch]

Tebow?

Sorry, I got confused.

I started Johnny Football...

[Bob Dole]

Hali moved, but wasn't across the line.

[notorious]

That's fucking amazing. It even has the KC flag fly by.


Wow.

[tk13]

Sorry, I got confused.

I started Johnny Football...

You'd been better off starting Tebow.

[Rain Man]

Weird that they didn't call a false start. The RG or RT jumped but then got reset.

[RealSNR]

Hey Alex, with a lead like this it might be a wise idea to get that no WR with a TD monkey off your back.

Just think about it, okay?

[RINGLEADER]

Houston needs to get another sack...

[Rain Man]

Sorry, I got confused.

I started Johnny Football...

The funny thing is that I guessed that after I typed the post.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

MATT CASSEL REVISITED

:LOL:

[TribalElder]

Oh my god Super Bowl!

TrueFan.gif

[notorious]

Hey Alex, with a lead like this it might be a wise idea to get that no WR with a TD monkey off your back.

Just think about it, okay?

I am thinking that we need to get one of our 3rd string QBs on the field.

[Bob Dole]

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY NOT WHISTLE THAT SHIT DEAD???

[007]

You have got to be kidding me with that shit

[bsroyals54]

how is he not down yet? jesuszzz

[chiefs1111]

How in the heck could they not get him down

[Direckshun]

Love the effort by the passrush.

Houston is such a force. We need to ink that guy longterm.

[Raiderhater]

You'd been better off starting Tebow.
Zero points > negative points

[Rain Man]

No in the grasp? Seriously? Seriously?

[tk13]

To show you how impressive that win in Buffalo was... Rodgers is 10/30 passing today with 0 TD and 1 INT.

[RINGLEADER]

If that was Alex Smith it would have been in the grasp...

[Lionel]

Gotta give it to Carr. Damn that was impressive.

[ThaVirus]

I am thinking that we need to get one of our 3rd string QBs on the field.


Bray is on IR and Murray is inactive.

[Rausch]

The funny thing is that I guessed that after I typed the post.

I set that up.

I thought it was a very Rain Man thing to do...

[bsroyals54]

DAT atta kid

[Direckshun]

Thomas is brilliant with the ball. He is a blast.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

lololololol

[chiefs1111]

DAT is shifty

[notorious]

Run the score up for that AIDS fest of celebration the Faiders put on weeks ago.

[Bob Dole]

Is Thomas setting them up to take one to his left later, or are we just going right every damned time?

[Sandy Vagina]

To show you how impressive that win in Buffalo was... Rodgers is 10/30 passing today with 0 TD and 1 INT.

wow, no shit? surprised

[ChiliConCarnage]

Dat running through some tackles. Pretty good for a lil guy

[Direckshun]

Fantastic.

All we have to do to get a playoff spot is beat the two leading WC teams.

[Rausch]

To show you how lucky that win in Buffalo was... Rodgers is 10/30 passing today with 0 TD and 1 INT.

Exactly...

[notorious]

Bray is on IR and Murray is inactive.


DAMNIT.

[Aspengc8]

kelce take a note from DAT on how to cover up

[O.city]

How much better has the ol been today without mcglynn?

[Rausch]

Fantastic.

All we have to do to get a playoff spot is beat the two leading WC teams.

Pitt will fucking murder us...

[jonzie04]

looked like daunte there

[Rain Man]

At first I thought that was Kelce, but then I realized that he wasn't waving the ball around and figured out that it was Sherman.

[cdcox]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3rgXBr77RjbFBolDTq/giphy.gif?t=1

Kid knows how to protect the football.

[bsroyals54]

How much better has the ol been today without mcglynn?

Forgot about that, seems a lot better yea...

[Rausch]

How much better has the ol been today without mcglynn?

Not that impressive, actually...

[PACHIEFSFAN]

HOW THE **** DO THEY NOT WHISTLE THAT SHIT DEAD???

This. They are usually so quick to whistle.

[The Iron Chief]

heres where you practice a couple of deep throws

[jonzie04]

How much better has the ol been today without mcglynn?

much better thatsfor sure

[Sandy Vagina]

Falcons down "only" 20-27 vs Steelers...

I know I know... shouldn't matter.

[Rain Man]

To show you how impressive that win in Buffalo was... Rodgers is 10/30 passing today with 0 TD and 1 INT.

That's just weird.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Kid knows how to protect the football.

Kelce needs to review this gif.

[RINGLEADER]

Go Colts.

Go Jags.

Go Falcons.

[Direckshun]

I don't think it matters if the Steelers lose.

Even if they did, it would just mean the Chiefs odds would go from 7% to a quarter if they lose in Pitt.

[suzzer99]

At first I thought that was Kelce, but then I realized that he wasn't waving the ball around and figured out that it was Sherman.

I had exactly the same thought!

[jonzie04]

Not that impressive, actually...

in run blocking i agree. in pass blocking, they look MUCH better across the board.

[MMXcalibur]

Kid knows how to protect the football.

No Saints fans in the area to pilfer it either.

[ThaVirus]

Rodgers throws another INT to Rambo on a tipped ball.

[Bob Dole]

He had the goddamned first. Jesus.

[notorious]

3rd and short.

Cue the easy TD pass to a WR.

[Rain Man]

Go Colts.

Go Jags.

Go Falcons.

Yeah, but still f*** the Colts.

[Sandy Vagina]

in comes Stephenson... extra blocker... fail.

[siberian khatru]

Poor running by Davis there

[Direckshun]

Go for it.

[Bob Dole]

WTF with that spot???

[ThaVirus]

I don't think it matters if the Steelers lose.

Even if they did, it would just mean the Chiefs odds would go from 7% to a quarter if they lose in Pitt.


I wouldn't rest all the hope on another team losing at this point, but every team in contention losing is good for us.

[bsroyals54]

This 4th quarter is going to be very boring

[PACHIEFSFAN]

He had the goddamned first. Jesus.

Thought so too. He started his slide at the 1st down marker.

[tk13]

I don't think it matters if the Steelers lose.

Even if they did, it would just mean the Chiefs odds would go from 7% to a quarter if they lose in Pitt.

Can't hurt though.

In reality the even bigger game might be Baltimore/Jax. Ravens are only up by 5. Them losing might open the door for the Chiefs to move back into a playoff spot today.

[ArrowheadHawk]

Why the fuck can't we covert 3rd and 1?

[RINGLEADER]

Falcons with the ball and 6:23 left to go for the tie.

[Bob Dole]

HOUSTON WITH THE SACK FOR A SAFETY!

[RobBlake]

Thought so too. He started his slide at the 1st down marker.

if that was russel wilson.. that would have been a first

[PACHIEFSFAN]

This 4th quarter is going to be very boring

I'm looking for a couple of more TDs from KC.

[ThaVirus]

HOUSTON WITH THE SACK FOR A SAFETY!


What the fuck are you talking about?

[Lionel]

Still haven't reached 300 yards. :/

[Sandy Vagina]

Why the **** can't we covert 3rd and 1?

poor OL blocks?

[digger]

Time to put the foot (Chiefs D) on the neck (cOakland).

[RobBlake]

Why the **** can't we covert 3rd and 1?

instead of running up the middle they do stupid runs that take too long to develop

[jonzie04]

really doesnt matter who wins or loses. we need to win out regardless.

[ThaVirus]

I swear following the game thread while you can't watch is fucking infuriating. You guys can be some real fucking retards sometimes.

[Rain Man]

I'm still agog at that Knile Davis touchdown. Man, that dude is fast.

[RINGLEADER]

Jags start at midfield and promptly throw a pass for no gain, take a sack for -5 yards, and then take a sack for -10 yards.

Not looking like we'll be getting a lot of help today folks...lol

[Mav]

I swear following the game thread while you can't watch is fucking infuriating. You guys can be some real fucking retards sometimes.
Sometimes? We are retards all the time

[FloridaMan88]

Aaron Rodgers… 13/36, 133 yards 0 TDs, 2 INTs.

[Direckshun]

I swear following the game thread while you can't watch is ****ing infuriating. You guys can be some real ****ing retards sometimes.

I hate you and the rest of your family.

[ghak99]

What was that pollution coming out of the stadium speakers?

[Bob Dole]

Well, so much for that dream.

[bsroyals54]

I'm still agog at that Knile Davis touchdown. Man, that dude is fast.

imagine if he could cut like charles he would be a top 5 RB

[Aspengc8]

instead of running up the middle they do stupid runs that take too long to develop

pretty sure they just tried to run iso (up the middle)..

[Direckshun]

Aaron Rodgers… 13/36, 133 yards 0 TDs, 2 INTs.

Wonder how many sacks he's taken.

[Rausch]

I'm still agog at that Knile Davis touchdown. Man, that dude is fast.

AND not getting enough carries.

Jamal looks scrambled and we only put Kniles in as a last resort.

Dumb...

[tk13]

Aaron Rodgers… 13/36, 133 yards 0 TDs, 2 INTs.

That's a week after they completely shut down Peyton Manning. Bills are playing Super Bowl level defense.

[chiefs1111]

Tamba!!!

[Sandy Vagina]

Hali with the sack! stay down bitch!

[suzzer99]

Why the fuck are they blaring Skrillex at Arrowhead?

[Direckshun]

This is why I'm going to hate losing Tamba.

Dee Ford is a talented passrusher, but he can't plow through tackles like Hali can.

[Bob Dole]

Liked that D lineup.

[Rain Man]

Carr grimacing and pushing that offensive tackle's butt off his face made me laugh.

[ThaVirus]

I hate you and the rest of your family.


Not you, boo.

Fucking Bob Dole with his "Houston with a sack for safety" while we have the ball post and earlier some idiot posted "Raiders 12 Chiefs 10" while it was 10-3.

Just makes you wonder what people are thinking when they post shit like that.

[Direckshun]

That's a week after they completely shut down Peyton Manning. Bills are playing Super Bowl level defense.

Yup.

Them and the Rams. Best defenses in the NFL today.

[bsroyals54]

Why the **** are they blaring Skrillex at Arrowhead?

2014 :(

[Lionel]

Parker got lucky. Way to much cushion.