6 Month Ban Bet: Clay vs. Pugs

[pugsnotdrugs19]

for all who want either of the two outcomes, a bet has been placed.

Steelers win, I'm banned for 6 months.

Chiefs win, Clay receives same 6 month ban.

Go Chiefs!

[TimBone]

See you in six.

[Katipan]

Clay will come back married with a kid on the way.

[Hammock Parties]

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/youre_next1.gif

[Easy 6]

Sucker bet on two levels.

[WakkaWakka]

LMAO

[eDave]

Clay will come back married with a kid on the way.

Like he'd even honor the bet...

I will say though, it was masterful how Clay ensnared this guy.

[In58men]

for all who want either of the two outcomes, a bet has been placed.

Steelers win, I'm banned for 6 months.

Chiefs win, Clay receives same 6 month ban.

Go Chiefs!

Nobody cares if you're gone. I never heard of you.

[Baby Lee]

Clay will come back in a week chugging mod cock wholesale.

FYP

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Nobody cares if you're gone. I never heard of you.

Exactly.

[Bugeater]

You won't be missed.

[Hammock Parties]

Nobody cares if you're gone. I never heard of you.

These homers are all riled up. An example must be made.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

You won't be missed.

ok

[alpha_omega]

If it's a tie can we get rid of both of ya for 6?

[LoneWolf]

Clay has never honored a bet. Why would he start now?

[In58men]

These homers are all riled up. An example must be made.

It's embarrassing that these people still exist.

[TLO]

:facepalm:

[Hammock Parties]

Clay has never honored a bet. Why would he start now?

I've honored a bet just this year. In fact, I've honored every CP bet ever. Urban legend.

[LoneWolf]

I've honored a bet just this year. In fact, I've honored every CP bet ever. Urban legend.

How long were you supposed to keep the sig? 4 TD passes in one game...does that ring a bell?

[Hammock Parties]

4 TD passes in one game...does that ring a bell?

That wasn't a bet with anyone...keep trying hard, it pays off.

[LoneWolf]

That wasn't a bet with anyone...keep trying hard, it pays off.

If it wasn't a bet, then why did you go back and delete your posts?

[LoneWolf]

That wasn't a bet with anyone...keep trying hard, it pays off.

What about the sig this year?

[LiveSteam]

342 posts. Is 340 to many

[MMXcalibur]

I should create a new account and then try an account bet with Clay.

[kcxiv]

bets need to be banned by the moderator. They have at timer on the tools to ban for 6 months if they want.

[Simply Red]

Man I can't wait to see the outcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Simply Red]

PUT IT ON MY CALENDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Unlike many others this board doesn't take up a significant percentage of my life at all so I have no problem making such bets. Anything to lose Clay.

[keg in kc]

So which regular is this anyway?

[Simply Red]

If it wasn't a bet, then why did you go back and delete your posts?



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[Katipan]

Unlike many others this board doesn't take up a significant percentage of my life at all so I have no problem making such bets. Anything to lose Clay.

If you lose nothing of value, it's a pussy bet.

[vailpass]

http://i60.tinypic.com/23s7vd1.gif

:) yep...

[RealSNR]

If you lose nothing of value, it's a pussy bet.

Basically.

It's the equivalent of me going to a bar I hardly ever visit, picking a fight with one of the regulars, and making a 6-month ban bet.

You better hope that the Steelers win this game, Pugs. I have big plans for Clay in the Top 101 Posters list, and if he's not here when shit goes down, I'm going to be very very cross.

[Dante84]

fuckin n00bs

[TimBone]

The True Fans seem to believe that everyone hates Clay. If you don't like his football talk, ignore him. It's not that hard. He is majorly entrtaining in other topics.

[BigRedChief]

Ban bets are lamest shit possible. You two need to grow up.

[threebag]

I am hoping the CHIEFS win big. Clay will welch anyways

[Fire Me Boy!]

Would rather read a Deberg thread.

[RobBlake]

Clay has shit the bed on every bet he made to mav so...

[TimBone]

Ban bets are lamest shit possible. You two need to grow up.
Yeah! You two quit making bets on a Chiefs board designed for hijinx and fun. Try and be a more respectable adult like BRC.

[Hootie]

dumb

this is really stupid

it's equivalent to this:

I bet John his bank account for my bank account that the Chiefs beat the Steelers. In my bank account, there is $10. In John's bank account, there is $1,000,000.

Why in the fuck would Clay make a 6 month ban bet with a guy that no one has ever heard of and a guy with less than 400 posts?

Maybe if Pug gets 6 months, and Clay gets 6 hours, it would make sense.

[BigCatDaddy]

Who are you?

[DaFace]

dumb

this is really stupid

it's equivalent to this:

I bet John his bank account for my bank account that the Chiefs beat the Steelers. In my bank account, there is $10. In John's bank account, there is $1,000,000.

Why in the fuck would Clay make a 6 month ban bet with a guy that no one has ever heard of and a guy with less than 400 posts?

Maybe if Pug gets 6 months, and Clay gets 6 hours, it would make sense.

Well, that's probably how it would go down in reality anyway.

[TimBone]

Clay, let's say you were for real banned for a week/month. Would you be okay without CP, or do you mult it up to get you CP fix?

[TimBone]

Clay, let's say you were for real banned for a week/month. Would you be okay without CP, or do you mult it up to get you CP fix?
If the answer to the above question is yes, let's up the stakes. Let's say that during that banning, someone starts a Star Wars mege thread in the lounge, and everyone is getting minor facts from the movie all wrong. Can you still stay away?

[Hootie]

he was banned once during the great filter evasion heist of 2010 (or so) and I had given him my password for some reason or another a while back and I logged in and was posting only to see other posts that I wasn't making being made ... as well as him changing all of my settings from like 15 posts per page to 80 (which was awesome, by the way!)

So there is your answer.

[Gonzo]

Exactly.

Actually, Clay and I have a bet that supersedes yours. He bet me he could get some n00b to bet him about the steelers game. If he won, I'd ban his current account for a while and he could be a mod.

Thanks asshole.

[TimBone]

he was banned once during the great filter evasion heist of 2010 (or so) and I had given him my password for some reason or another a while back and I logged in and was posting only to see other posts that I wasn't making being made ... as well as him changing all of my settings from like 15 posts per page to 80 (which was awesome, by the way!)

So there is your answer.
lol

[Hammock Parties]

Clay, let's say you were for real banned for a week/month. Would you be okay without CP, or do you mult it up to get you CP fix?

I have been banned for longer than that before.

I am fine with reading the board not logged in, too.

I do have a life outside the board. I mean...you've seen the gay days.

[TimBone]

I have been banned for longer than that before.

I am fine with reading the board not logged in, too.

I do have a life outside the board. I mean...you've seen the gay days.
Well then refer to my next post.

[Gonzo]

I have been banned for longer than that before.

I am fine with reading the board not logged in, too.

I do have a life outside the board. I mean...you've seen the gay days.

A self imposed ban? I hate to say this man but I really doubt you could go six months. Especially if KC makes the playoffs then loses their customary first game.

[wazu]

These homers are all riled up. An example must be made.

Not sure you can make "an example" of somebody with less than 5,000 posts. He won't care, and nobody will miss him. Seems like there has to be a homer "regular" somewhere who would sign up for this and make it mean something.

[Hammock Parties]

If the answer to the above question is yes, let's up the stakes. Let's say that during that banning, someone starts a Star Wars mege thread in the lounge, and everyone is getting minor facts from the movie all wrong. Can you still stay away?

Of course, of course. I accept the fact that most of you are retards when it comes to Star Wars. Besides, Dane or keg in kc would correct most of you.

[Hammock Parties]

A self imposed ban? I hate to say this man but I really doubt you could go six months

How much you wanna bet?

[srvy]

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/youre_next1.gif

Ahhhh the self assured cockiness that only comes from getting away with rape multiple times.

[Bewbies]

So basically Clay stays either way.

[Hammock Parties]

Ahhhh the self assured cockiness that only comes from getting away with rape multiple times.

I ****ed Chiefsplanet til it loved me.

[Baby Lee]

Clay, let's say you were for real banned for a week/month. Would you be okay without CP, or do you mult it up to get you CP fix?

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[Buzz]

Pretty sure Clay has more multz than I have socks.

[Hammock Parties]

Pretty sure Clay has more multz than I have socks.

I have none, mods can verify. Good day.

[Katipan]

If Buzz doesn't have any socks, I think we should all send him some.

[Dave Lane]

for all who want either of the two outcomes, a bet has been placed.

Steelers win, I'm banned for 6 months.

Chiefs win, Clay receives same 6 month ban.

Go Chiefs!


Not that I have any idea who you are but I sure hope you lose.

[Chief Pote]

for all who want either of the two outcomes, a bet has been placed.

Steelers win, I'm banned for 6 months.

Chiefs win, Clay receives same 6 month ban.

Go Chiefs!

Who are you? Stop starting threads.

[Buzz]

I have none, mods can verify. Good day.

Well then, congrats on the legion of D-bags following your lead.

[TimBone]

Wait, Aug 2013 join date. Is Pugs a 49er troll/Alex lover? That would explain his utter disdain for Clay.

[Mr. Laz]

for all who want either of the two outcomes, a bet has been placed.

Steelers win, I'm banned for 6 months.

Chiefs win, Clay receives same 6 month ban.

Go Chiefs!

Clay never honors his bets anyway.


At best he will be back with a mult in 24 hours.

[mdchiefsfan]

Clay has shit the bed on every bet he made to mav so...

Mav has always let him out of his bets.

[TimBone]

Mav has always let him out of his bets.
Has anybody seen Mav tonight? He may need a suicide watch after Manziel ruined the Browns playoff hopes this afternoon.

[BigRedChief]

If Buzz doesn't have any socks, I think we should all send him some.Winter is coming.

[notorious]

We need to know what Clays predictions are so that we can expect the opposite.


And who the fuck is Pugsfordrugs?

[Katipan]

Winter is coming.

I'd better buy some underwear too.

[vailpass]

Clay, let's say you were for real banned for a week/month. Would you be okay without CP, or do you mult it up to get you CP fix?

Brother, search back to the days of Draven and go from there.
Clay made his bones on filter evading to come back from bans...

[vailpass]

I'd better buy some underwear too.

Tis the season...

[jonzie04]

Damn im going to miss Claynus. The writing is on the wall. We will pull out the win on the road in Pitt. We wont lay the stinker until it matters most... At home.

[Baby Lee]

I'd better buy some underwear too.

Leave yours in a Detroit stadium parking lot recently?

[Buzz]

I'd better buy some underwear too.

A care package? You are very nice.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Clay's fate is in the hands of the burly rapist. Exciting!

[Hammock Parties]

Clay's fate is in the hands of the burly rapist.

This ain't the first time. I really need to stop staying out so late in Westport.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

This ain't the first time. I really need to stop staying out so late in Westport.

LMAO

Has SNR been skulking about Pennsylvania again?

( see what I did there?)

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO

Has SNR been skulking about Pennsylvania again?


The gay day I'll never post about.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The gay day I'll never post about.

ROFL

[Coochie liquor]

Clay will come back married with a kid on the way.

Wait, Clay can get pregnant?

[RealSNR]

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[GloryDayz]

for all who want either of the two outcomes, a bet has been placed.

Steelers win, I'm banned for 6 months.

Chiefs win, Clay receives same 6 month ban.

Go Chiefs!

Who the fuck are you? What's your other CP account name?

[Buzz]

Clay are you schizophrenic?

[notorious]

Wait, Clay can get pregnant?

The Tranny that's banging Clay certainly can't.

[Hammock Parties]

Clay are you schizophrenic?

No, but I could be! I was also recently diagnosed by a complete stranger (who is not a doctor) as having codepedency and body dysmorphia issues, but I have no idea if I have these mental afflictions or not! I am just living life, skipping along and humming a merry tune! Ha-ha!

[GloryDayz]

No, but I could be! I was also recently diagnosed by a complete stranger (who is not a doctor) as having codepedency and body dysmorphia issues, but I have no idea if I have these mental afflictions or not! I am just living life, skipping along and humming a merry tune! Ha-ha!

Nipple rings?

[Buzz]

No, but I could be! I was also recently diagnosed by a complete stranger (who is not a doctor) as having codepedency and body dysmorphia issues, but I have no idea if I have these mental afflictions or not! I am just living life, skipping along and humming a merry tune! Ha-ha!

I wasn't being degrading, just asking my friend.

[Hammock Parties]

I wasn't being degrading, just asking my friend.

Are we friends?

[Don Corlemahomes]

This bet is super original. Like, never been done.

[RobBlake]

Whoever loses has to post a pic of their mother naked

of course in the would/not thread

[Buzz]

Are we friends?

I would hope so.

[Rams Fan]

Switch me for Pugs.

[Hammock Parties]

I would hope so.

I'm not friends with any of you homers.

[Hammock Parties]

I'll martyr myself for Claynus.

Thats bud but I think I got this.

Big Ben is gonna take a Big Shit on our secondary.

[Rams Fan]

Thy fair, kind, sweet Clay, what about this, eh?

If the Chiefs miraculously pull off a victory in Pittsburgh:
1. 6 Month Exile from posting
2. You have to keep the sig you bore for Mav

If the Chiefs lose in Pittsburgh:
1. I serve a 6 month exile from posting
2. Someone gets to have my spot in the Mock Draft
3. I will no longer be known as Rams Fan

[Rams Fan]

Thats bud but I think I got this.

Big Ben is gonna take a Big Shit on our secondary.

That was before the edit, bruh. I misphrased it.

[Hammock Parties]

I have no quarrel with you, good sir Ram.

[Rams Fan]

I have no quarrel with you, good sir Ram.

Thou fairest Clay, I have no quarrel with you aside from being thy anti-poster.

You are the poster CP deserves, but doesn't need right now.

[In58men]

I just want Clay to my friend nothing more.

[Rams Fan]

Thy fair Inmem, would you be willing to accept the bet?

[TimeForWasp]

Nobody cares if you're gone. I never heard of you.

You need to go . I've heard too much from you.

[RealSNR]

I'm actively rooting for the Steelers this Sunday.

The Chiefs are just going to keep Chiefsing even if they get in the playoffs. Six months without Clay will cause me a lot of stress. I also need him there for the end of the Top 101 list.

[In58men]

You need to go . I've heard too much from you.

Not nice

[Pablo]

pugs is a total chode.

And these bets are dumb anyhow.

[Rams Fan]

pugs is a total chode.

And these bets are dumb anyhow.

Hamas is da real MVP for taking a year off when no accepted the terms of his bet, though.

[TimeForWasp]

Thats bud but I think I got this.

Big Ben is gonna take a Big Shit on our secondary.

Our? you are not a fucking fan. Go now.

[In58men]

Thy fair Inmem, would you be willing to accept the bet?

This board needs me

[Hammock Parties]

I'm actively rooting for the Steelers this Sunday.

The Chiefs are just going to keep Chiefsing even if they get in the playoffs. Six months without Clay will cause me a lot of stress. I also need him there for the end of the Top 101 list.

It's cool bro.

This is a sure thing. The Chiefs will be eliminated. Just wanted a little bonus.

Double your pleasure, double your fun.

[Rams Fan]

This board needs me

No, you're Clay's and RoR's love child gone horribly wrong.

[Buzz]

Wow, I knew better, stepped in crap anyway.

[TimBone]

This board needs me
Bahahahahahahahahahaha

[Hammock Parties]

No, you're Clay's and RoR's love child gone horribly wrong.

Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a fucking peasant at the shite homer trough.

[Rams Fan]

Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a ****ing peasant at the shite homer trough.

I'd rather be a nobleman of the homer trough than the king's bastard child.

[notorious]

Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a ****ing peasant at the shite homer trough.

This post is simply amazing. ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

I'd rather be a nobleman of the homer trough than the king's bastard child.

All of you are peasants in the crumbling Kingdom of St. Louis.

The vassals and merchants long ago abandoned that place. All you have are the tales of the great deeds accomplished by Sir Warner, to be read by firelight as you feed your ugly children rats in the ghetto.

[Rams Fan]

All of you are peasants in the crumbling Kingdom of St. Louis.

The vassals and merchants long ago abandoned that place. All you have are the tales of the great deeds accomplished by Sir Warner, to be read by firelight as you feed your ugly children rats in the ghetto.

The Kingdom of St. Louis fell in 2006 to the dictator known as Scott Linehan. The Kingdom will never be rebuilt, yet the remaining survivors will continue to worship our idol Sir Warner and sacrifice Sam Bradford's ACL for the greater good of society.

[Buzz]

This post is simply amazing. ROFL


Why, he's posting his own securities. I see nothing amazing about it.

[notorious]

Why, he's posting his own securities. I see nothing amazing about it.

It was funny.


Lighten up a little bit.

[Hammock Parties]

Why, he's posting his own securities. I see nothing amazing about it.

Are you suggesting that RoR fucks me for money?

[eDave]

No, but I could be! I was also recently diagnosed by a complete stranger (who is not a doctor) as having codepedency and body dysmorphia issues, but I have no idea if I have these mental afflictions or not! I am just living life, skipping along and humming a merry tune! Ha-ha!

Things didn't work out with the Thanksgiving girl?

[Buzz]

It was funny.


Lighten up a little bit.


Thanks, I need too, got a log in my own eye..

[Katipan]

Do you have unreasonable expectations of what your body should look like?

[Hammock Parties]

Do you have unreasonable expectations of what your body should look like?

Nah just some idiot running his mouth.

But you can always be thinner, look better.

[Hammock Parties]

Things didn't work out with the Thanksgiving girl?

No, but it wasn't her. LMAO

[Katipan]

Nah just some idiot running his mouth.

But you can always be thinner, look better.

Everyone can? Or just you?

[Hammock Parties]

Everyone can? Or just you?

Absolutely everyone.

Thin is sexy. Fat is grotesque. An abomination.

[eDave]

Absolutely everyone.

Thin is sexy. Fat is grotesque. An abomination.

I'm very skinny and it is not attractive.

[Katipan]

Absolutely everyone.

Thin is sexy. Fat is grotesque. An abomination.

But there are millions of people that can not get any skinnier or prettier.
Do they just go lay down and wait for the sweet release of death?
Maybe in a basement somewhere?

[Hammock Parties]

I'm very skinny and it is not attractive.

Maybe you should lift some weights.

[Hammock Parties]

But there are millions of people that can not get any skinnier or prettier.

That's because they aren't trying.

[Katipan]

That's because they aren't trying.

No no pumpkin. I asked because I care. You can't troll me. At least not without breaking a lot of rules.

[Hammock Parties]

No no pumpkin.

I agree, skip the pie.

[Eleazar]

Like he won't be here all starved for attention during draft season. How would he jinx some other QB by anointing him the savior of mankind?

[Shaid]

Haven't read any of this thread, just gonna say that I hate these ban bets, even if it bans an annoying person.

Now back to your regularly scheduled thread...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a fucking peasant at the shite homer trough.

Wait/wut? LMAO This thread delivers.

[Hammock Parties]

Wait/wut? LMAO This thread delivers.

WHORE! I summon you to my chambers. Use the back entrance to so that Lady Zarth will not see you.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

WHORE! I summon you to my chambers. Use the back entrance to so that Lady Zarth will not see you.

LMAO Oh come now, dear old Mom has seen me enter the house more than once. ;)

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO Oh come now, dear old Mom has seen me enter the house more than once. ;)

Yes, my wench, but you were disguised as a common servant girl, bearing platters from Oklahoma Joe's.

With your heaving bosoms so exposed, and your lips aflame with the fine paints acquired from the traveling Spaniard merchants, you would instantly be outed as my lady of the night.

For the love of god, be discreet, or you may be banished from this place yet again!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Yes, my wench, but you were disguised as a common servant girl, bearing platters from Oklahoma Joe's.

With your heaving bosoms so exposed, and your lips aflame with the fine paints acquired from the traveling Spaniard merchants, you would instantly be outed as my lady of the night.

For the love of god, be discreet, or you may be banished from this place yet again!

ROFL

Sweet Alex Christ....

[WilliamTheIrish]

Clay has never honored a bet. Why would he start now?

What bet has Clay failed to honor?

[WilliamTheIrish]

Hamas is da real MVP for taking a year off when no accepted the terms of his bet, though.

Hamas made no bet.

He said that if Tebo won a playoff game (something something something) he would exile himself for a year.

00:46 seconds later Tebow throws a slant to beat the Steelers in the WC game and Hamas walked into the sunset.

[RealSNR]

This is what this thread has turned into

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[Hammock Parties]

A visit to medieval times is more entertaining than a Chiefs game these days.

Cheaper too. And better food.

[Hammock Parties]

RED TEAM GOIN' DOWN! GOIN DOWN DOWN DOWN!

RED TEAM GOIN' DOWN!

[TLO]

Black and yellow black and yellow

[Katipan]

Push to start.

[Ming the Merciless]

My love for clay grows stronger daily

If we lose clay from our community for 6 months....I will be devastated

Risky bet

6 months of clay time should be pro rated to about 3 days of pugs time tho

Not a fair bet imo

[Hammock Parties]

My love for clay grows stronger daily


and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu-oooooooooooo-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ming the Merciless]

But there are millions of people that can not get any skinnier or prettier.
Do they just go lay down and wait for the sweet release of death?
Maybe in a basement somewhere?

If you can't find your g spot, at least get a dildo and lay there and try

[Katipan]

It's an O.G. spot on me, junior.

[Ming the Merciless]

1 nanosecond of clay time© > 6 months of pugpoo™

[Hammock Parties]

It's an O.G. spot on me, junior.

let's say just...hypothetically...we were very attracted to each other and were married

would you enjoy watching porn with the volume on full blast while we made love?

and afterwards, would you let me stroke your hipbone and sing softly to me?

[Ming the Merciless]

It's an O.G. spot on me, junior.

Bet I could find it with my callous knobby middle finger plus my forefinger

[Ming the Merciless]

let's say just...hypothetically...we were very attracted to each other and were married

would you enjoy watching porn with the volume on full blast while we made love?

and afterwards, would you let me stroke your hipbone and sing softly to me?

My penis just moved by itself

[RealSNR]

and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu-oooooooooooo-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Naughty language in video title

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[Katipan]

let's say just...hypothetically...we were very attracted to each other and were married

would you enjoy watching porn with the volume on full blast while we made love?

and afterwards, would you let me stroke your hipbone and sing softly to me?

If we were married, I'd be pregnant in a week, you'd have 2 jobs, and we would **** very quickly in the shower while our brood of children yelled under the door that they were hungry.

And afterwords, when you're stroking my hipbone and I'm wondering how ****ing long it's going to take you to fall asleep so I can go smoke, we'll both know I only have hipbones sticking out because we both forgot to eat for the last week.

The porn is fine, but I'll buy you some Beats by Dre.

[Ming the Merciless]

I bet she gives great head

[Chiefs4TheWin]

LOL! You seriously gonna go through with this GoChiefs?

[Sassy Squatch]

LOL! You seriously gonna go through with this GoChiefs?
Probably not.

[splatbass]

Basically.

It's the equivalent of me going to a bar I hardly ever visit, picking a fight with one of the regulars, and making a 6-month ban bet.

You better hope that the Steelers win this game, Pugs. I have big plans for Clay in the Top 101 Posters list, and if he's not here when shit goes down, I'm going to be very very cross.

How is that different from normal?

[Hammock Parties]

LOL! You seriously gonna go through with this GoChiefs?

steelers4thewin

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a fucking peasant at the shite homer trough.

ROFL JFC.

[Simply Red]

It's be really funny yet despicable if Pugs is actually Clay too. ROFL

[Simply Red]

I'd like to request a free standing IP verification on Pugs by MOD on duty. If undetectable or covert IP - please disclose.

[Marcellus]

It's be really funny yet despicable if Pugs is actually Clay too. ROFL

And completely unsurprising.

[hometeam]

oh this again

[King_Chief_Fan]

for all who want either of the two outcomes, a bet has been placed.

Steelers win, I'm banned for 6 months.

Chiefs win, Clay receives same 6 month ban.

Go Chiefs!

i can't believe how many morons bet with clay.

He will welch and find a way to worm out of it even if you win.

[Molitoth]

Will you dumbasses just stop with this betting shit?

A lot of us don't want us to see Clay gone, if the Chiefs decide to pull a miracle win.

[loochy]

for all who want either of the two outcomes, a bet has been placed.

Steelers win, I'm banned for 6 months.

Chiefs win, Clay receives same 6 month ban.

Go Chiefs!

but here's the thing: nobody cares if you are banned

[Strongside]

LMAO @ anyone that thinks Clay would actually stay away for 6 months. He'd claim the win to be a fluke and this thread would become a rumor.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'd wipe this shit from the data base faster than Marcellus could get that first drop of water from the shite homer trough to his lips, should the Chiefs win on Sunday.

[RunKC]

I would hate for Clay to not be allowed here if we somehow win a playoff game this season.

[Rausch]

A lot of us don't want us to see Clay gone, if the Chiefs decide to pull a miracle win.

He'd be back way before that were to happen...

[TimBone]

Hahahaha...that Pugs dude started this thread thinking he was playing the role of hero.

[Gonzo]

I'd like to request a free standing IP verification on Pugs by MOD on duty. If undetectable or covert IP - please disclose.

Verified that he uses several IP's but his main host IP is in Missouri.
No other account has logged in with the same IP.

[Simply Red]

Verified that he uses several IP's but his main host IP is in Missouri.
No other account has logged in with the same IP.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[RealSNR]

I'd wipe this shit from the data base faster than Marcellus could get that first drop of water from the shite homer trough to his lips, should the Chiefs win on Sunday.

Damn, I'm starting to feel bad about all the mod jokes I've been making in the roasts of the past month or so. Yeah, they're just jokes, but still. You and Gonzo are both awesome.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Damn, I'm starting to feel bad about all the mod jokes I've been making in the roasts of the past month or so. Yeah, they're just jokes, but still. You and Gonzo are both awesome.

Dude. I don't take that shit personal. I laugh my ass off at it.

[BigRedChief]

Hamas made no bet.

He said that if Tebo won a playoff game (something something something) he would exile himself for a year.

00:46 seconds later Tebow throws a slant to beat the Steelers in the WC game and Hamas walked into the sunset.Well he did have serious issues to deal with at home too.

[Gonzo]

Dude. I don't take that shit personal. I laugh my ass off at it.

Speak for yourself, Mike.

Fuck you SNR... You inconsiderate douche.

[Gonzo]

Actually... I guess I haven't seen SNR ever talk shit. LMAO
I'm gonna have to research that.

[kcfanXIII]

This thread needs more carries.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Well he did have serious issues to deal with at home too.

It was a busy issue, but I wouldn't call I think calling them serious issues is a bit melodramatic. It's just life, yo'.

I left because I said I'd leave if it happened. It happened. That's pretty much the beginning and end of it.

[Baby Lee]

I'd wipe this shit from the data base faster than Marcellus could get that first drop of water from the shite homer trough to his lips, should the Chiefs win on Sunday.

Am I reading this right, a fucking Welshing abettor?

[TLO]

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Start the video at 1:09

[Baby Lee]

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Start the video at 1:09

Europeans are pussies. Those Russians, the grandmothers would strap one on and buttfuck them for breakfast.

[Baby Lee]

Heh, Simmons and Cousin Sal pick Chiefs to win, and pick it as game of the week.

Meaningless.

[Hammock Parties]

Heh, Simmons and Cousin Sal pick Chiefs to win, and pick it as game of the week.

Meaningless.

You poor, lost soul.

[Baby Lee]

You poor, lost soul.

Pray for me

ROFL

[Hootie]

what in God's name could this thread be about at this time

[RealSNR]

Actually... I guess I haven't seen SNR ever talk shit. LMAO
I'm gonna have to research that.

Well, I like to think I gave some sass this one time:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=10993149&postcount=1087

[Gonzo]

Well, I like to think I gave some sass this one time:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=10993149&postcount=1087

Yeah but it was aimed at Phil so.... Meh?

[TimBone]

what in God's name could this thread be about at this time
Honestly it's pretty much a Clay hand job fest.

[Hammock Parties]

Honestly it's pretty much a Clay hand job fest.

And it will be again in six days! That's the beauty of it!

[Marcellus]

I'd wipe this shit from the data base faster than Marcellus could get that first drop of water from the shite homer trough to his lips, should the Chiefs win on Sunday.

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO

I knew you'd laugh your ass off at that. You were the perfect choice. Perception being reality and all. I know better, but I don't even have to say that.

[BigRedChief]

It was a busy issue, but I wouldn't call I think calling them serious issues is a bit melodramatic. It's just life, yo'.You are being way too modest.:harumph:

[SAUTO]

It was a busy issue, but I wouldn't call I think calling them serious issues is a bit melodramatic. It's just life, yo'.

I left because I said I'd leave if it happened. It happened. That's pretty much the beginning and end of it.

funny how it ends up being this.


i think i know exactly what you are saying.

[BigRedChief]

funny how it ends up being this.


i think i know exactly what you are saying.You are one strong ass dude too.:thumb:

[pugsnotdrugs19]

all I'm saying is it's a shame they let Clay write for Arrowhead Pride.

[Hammock Parties]

all I'm saying is it's a shame they let Clay write for Arrowhead Pride.

I don't write for Arrowhead Pride.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

I don't write for Arrowhead Pride.

guess I was misinformed. Good thing, though.

[Marcellus]

guess I was misinformed. Good thing, though.

He "writes" LMAO, for Arrowhead Addict.

[Hammock Parties]

He "writes" LMAO, for Arrowhead Addict.

I don't write for anyone.

Stick to being a dumb homer.

[Marcellus]

I don't write for anyone.

Stick to being a dumb homer.

True no opinion you could give would constitute writing.

I have seen your game picks.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

all I'm saying is it's a shame they let Clay write for Arrowhead Pride.

I'm sure Clay is just dying to join a round-table of Tiecher wannabees.

[splatbass]

I'm sure Clay is just dying to join a round-table of Tiecher wannabees.

Clay is a Teicher wannabe.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Clay is a Teicher wannabe.

Clay farts better trolling than Tiecher writes football.

I write better than Tiecher.

And I don't write.

[Hammock Parties]

Clay is a Teicher wannabe.

I haven't written anything about the Chiefs in four years, dumbass.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

What I was referring to was your game picks, which they do let you make, which is also a great shame.

[Sassy Squatch]

So if we win, Clay misses the draft? That is not ok.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

So if we win, Clay misses the draft? That is not ok.

he won't hold up his end, don't worry

[Hammock Parties]

What I was referring to was your game picks, which they do let you make, which is also a great shame.

That's an e-mail I get. Not remotely the same thing.

[Hammock Parties]

he won't hold up his end, don't worry

I'm not losing the bet.

[Pablo]

Is pugs the foamy jizm that's clinging to the edge of the Homer trough?

Will he be swallowed or cast out of the great Marcellus' maw?

[Hammock Parties]

Is pugs the foamy jizm that's clinging to the edge of the Homer trough?

Will he be swallowed or cast out of the great Marcellus' maw?

He is but a gnat upon the buttock of the legendary wildebeest that roams these plains.

After he is swat aside, the ancient rites against Alex Smith will resume. The ritual will be completed. And we will swallow his soul.

[wazu]

Will you dumbasses just stop with this betting shit?

A lot of us don't want us to see Clay gone, if the Chiefs decide to pull a miracle win.

Do you seriously give a shit? Got nothing personal against Clay, but at some point you gotta stop pleading with an imbecile to not cut his own dick off and just walk away.

[RealSNR]

Is this some Game of Thrones shit or something?

God, it's getting impossible to understand what the fuck any of you are talking about.

[TLO]

He is but a gnat upon the buttock of the legendary wildebeest that roams these plains.

After he is swat aside, the ancient rites against Alex Smith will resume. The ritual will be completed. And we will swallow his soul.

This may be the gayest thing I've ever read.

NTTAWWT

[Hammock Parties]

This may be the gayest thing I've ever read.

NTTAWWT

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears
male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa.
Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open.
I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.
I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.
I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up.

[Katipan]

Maybe if they spit instead?

[TLO]

Maybe if they spit instead?

Happy late birthday Katipan.

[Sassy Squatch]

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears
male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa.
Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open.
I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.
I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.
I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up.
Alrighty then.....

[TimBone]

Is this some Game of Thrones shit or something?

God, it's getting impossible to understand what the fuck any of you are talking about.
Hey, I'm watching Game of Thrones right now. My wife has begged me for years to give it a shot.

[Baby Lee]

Hey, I'm watching Game of Thrones right now. My wife has begged me for years to give it a shot.

Do not open until you finish season 1.

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[TimBone]

Do not open until you finish season 1.


Hahaha...thanks for sharing. AND A DOUBLE THANK YOU FOR THE SPOILER TAG.

Seriously, my wife posted on Facebook that I was finally watching and tagged me in the post. My Aunt was the first comment and dropped a huge spoiler bomb that takes place at the end of season four. I was pissed as hell.

Then my wife posted TO MY PAGE that video of bad lip readings that they did with the Game of Thrones. I realize that I can't hear the actual dialogue in that video, but I can see scenes and what characters are in them...it might spoil some stuff for me.

I almost quit watching after those two incidents. However, I've enjoyed the story lines and the ample amount of nudity. Therefore, I keep moving forward.

[Titty Meat]

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears
male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa.
Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Ge

Wowntly placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open.
I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.
I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.
I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up.

Wow

[Perineum Ripper]

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears
male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa.
Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open.
I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.
I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.
I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up.

.

[Katipan]

Happy late birthday Katipan.

<3

[Baby Lee]

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears
male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa.
Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my toungue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open.
I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing comapared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.
I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke.
I can hear the growl getting louder now, he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is reasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up.

Grindr probably has a setting to meet your needs. Just a couple swipes and you'll be making brunch plans with your very own bear within the hour.

Of course, you'll need to change your user name yet again, to Claycub

[BigCatDaddy]

Grindr probably has a setting to meet your needs. Just a couple swipes and you'll be making brunch plans with your very own bear within the hour.

Of course, you'll need to change your user name yet again, to Claycub

:facepalm:

[Baby Lee]

:facepalm:

Sorry, didn't mean to blow up your spot.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Next Gay Day at the Dixie Belle?

[Hammock Parties]

Let this be a lesson to you homers.

http://i.imgur.com/bnMGL.gif

[bevischief]

Less than 20 seconds

[LiveSteam]

You won't be missed.

Who is puglicker

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Let this be a lesson to you homers.

http://i.imgur.com/bnMGL.gif

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

[Mugalug]

Let this be a lesson to you homers.

http://i.imgur.com/bnMGL.gif

Slay them all:#

[WakkaWakka]

Let this be a lesson to you homers.

http://i.imgur.com/bnMGL.gif

ROFL

[Ceej]

Bye guy nobody knows anything about.

[KCrockaholic]

That's rough. The off-season is my favorite time to be here. I'd rather be banned during the season to be honest. Dumb bet, Pugstain

[WakkaWakka]

Bye guy nobody knows anything about.

He seemed nice

[bevischief]

Bye...

[threebag]

Let this be a lesson to you homers.

http://i.imgur.com/bnMGL.gif

I think you have still welched more than you've won.

[alpha_omega]

Ciao pugs.

[Hammock Parties]

I think you have still welched more than you've won.

I've never welched. Urban legend.

[Titty Meat]

See ya fag

[RealSNR]

IT'S OKAY BECAUSE PUGSNOTDRUGS LIKE HAS A JOB AND STUFF