Draft Dorial green-Beckham

[Titty Meat]

Move this if it's in the wrong section but this should settle the draft discussion so we don't have to look at 1,000,000,000 Direckshun depth charts and photos from Sacapoo.

I think Dorial Green-Beckham will be there when the Chiefs pick and is a great fit for this offense. Reminds me of what AJ Jenkins could have been if he didn't suck.

[Bufkin]

This guy is one nightclub incident away from Aaron Hernandez. An absolute punk.

[In58men]

Does he run a mean 5 yard slant?

[Pablo]

We don't throw to WR's. Useless pick.

Since we're stuck with Alex, we're going to be drafting fatties. Get used to it.

[Bufkin]

One of my good friends went to Hillcrest high school with DGB. He was a senior when Dorial was a junior. He essentially said Dorial was bordering literal retardation, to the point that he could barely count. I'm so excited to see this bozo's Wonderlic score. I'm betting on a 6.

[BigMeatballDave]

We've got Avery, fuck that.

[Bambi]

who?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

One of my good friends went to Hillcrest high school with DGB. He was a senior when Dorial was a junior. He essentially said Dorial was bordering literal retardation, to the point that he could barely count. I'm so excited to see this bozo's Wonderlic score. I'm betting on a 6.

Just needs a little coaching

[Iconic]

Nah he got dismissed from Mizzou after being given multiple chances. I mean he pushed a girl down a stairwell for ****s sake... I normally don't care about a players off the field issues but this guy is a total nutcase.

[Bufkin]

Just needs a little coaching
The guy's a genuine psychopath. He was a poster child for Mizzou football, and even Pinkel was like "fuck this guy". He threw a female down a staircase, and that most likely wasn't an isolated incident.

Keep this guy as far away from Arrowhead as possible.

[dj56dt58]

Nah he got dismissed from Mizzou after being given multiple chances. I mean he pushed a girl down a stairwell for ****s sake... I normally don't care about a players off the field issues but this guy is a total nutcase.

A real man uses stairs instead of the elevator

[Pablo]

The guy's a genuine psychopath. He was a poster child for Mizzou football, and even Pinkel was like "fuck this guy". He threw a female down a staircase, and that most likely wasn't an isolated incident.

Keep this guy as far away from Arrowhead as possible.Maybe he'll push Fisher and Alex down a staircase for us. They both play like bitches. He might be the one to do what's necessary for the good of this franchise.

Bring him in for a look.

[Bewbies]

Will he be at Mike Williams hall of fame induction ceremony Mel?

[FlaChief58]

Nope, 8 of our 11 picks will be fat guys. The rest will be project fat guy's and a kicker

[MTG#10]

I know his "foster" mom well and have met him a handful of times. He was respectful to me but I never was shocked when I heard about his mistakes at Mizzou. Hopefully getting the boot was a wake up call for the kid. He's a freak and will definitely go in the first round to someone.

[mikey23545]

A real man uses stairs instead of the elevator


LMAO

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

If he's a freak of an athlete like people say , I think we should take a chance.

And I know there are lots of girls that deserve to be shoved down a staircase so who's to say he was in the wrong.

[Bufkin]

And I know there are lots of girls that deserve to be shoved down a staircase so who's to say he was in the wrong.
When you're right, you're right.

[NewChief]

Good old DGB. The high character kid who was distraught over the fact that Arkansas players were partying around him on a recruiting visit. His "parents" were also worried about Bobby Petrino's character issues having a negative effect on him. ROFL

[Titty Meat]

One of my good friends went to Hillcrest high school with DGB. He was a senior when Dorial was a junior. He essentially said Dorial was bordering literal retardation, to the point that he could barely count. I'm so excited to see this bozo's Wonderlic score. I'm betting on a 6.

You ever heard Jamaal Charles talk?

[NewChief]

In his defense, though, if he'd come to Arkansas and had Petrino influence him, he might have ended up another Ted Bundy.

[Bufkin]

In his defense, though, if he'd come to Arkansas and had Petrino influence him, he might have ended up another Ted Bundy.
Dorial Green-Beckham + Bobby Petrino = Sandy Hook Elementary.

[Bufkin]

You ever heard Jamaal Charles talk?
Jamaal Charles is an innocent Forrest Gump-esque type of stupid.

Dorial falls under the category of "let's smoke this poison ivy and steal that homeless guy's liquor" type of stupid.

And before anybody somehow includes race into the conversation, I think Johnny Manziel makes Jamaal Charles look like Noam Chomsky.

[Pitt Gorilla]

He'd be worth a look based on talent. Don't know how the NFL will evaluate his off-field behavior.

[Saul Good]

He'd be a great pick.

[RealSNR]

Jamaal Charles isn't a rocket scientist, but reports of his intelligence are way overblown.

The guy could probably post on Chiefs Planet and make friends with you all. He seems nice.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Jamaal Charles isn't a rocket scientist, but reports of his intelligence are way overblown.

The guy could probably post on Chiefs Planet and make friends with you all. He seems nice.

FYI. He already posts on here.

[RealSNR]

Chocolate Hog, is there a reason why you are always attracted to these douchebag WRs?

First it was Da'Rick Rogers, now it's DGB.

I'm not bashing you for it. I'm just noticing that it's a trend.

[MTG#10]

He'd be worth a look based on talent. Don't know how the NFL will evaluate his off-field behavior.

Based on talent and before the off-the-field incidents several "experts" referred to him as the best WR prospect since Randy Moss. I'd take a chance on him for sure.

[Bufkin]

Jamaal Charles isn't a rocket scientist, but reports of his intelligence are way overblown.

The guy could probably post on Chiefs Planet and make friends with you all. He seems nice.
I respectfully disagree. While he does seem nice, I would argue that he's an extremely athletic Terri Schiavo.

[BigRedChief]

Move this if it's in the wrong section but this should settle the draft discussion so we don't have to look at 1,000,000,000 Direckshun depth charts and photos from Sacapoo.

I think Dorial Green-Beckham will be there when the Chiefs pick and is a great fit for this offense. Reminds me of what AJ Jenkins could have been if he didn't suck.He is a ticking time bomb. He would rather smoke weed than be the best. Doesn't matter if it cost him millions, weed and doing whatever he wants to do is top priority. He has proven that. We already went through this with Bowe, surely we learned a lesson?

[Titty Meat]

Chocolate Hog, is there a reason why you are always attracted to these douchebag WRs?

First it was Da'Rick Rogers, now it's DGB.

I'm not bashing you for it. I'm just noticing that it's a trend.

Don't care about off the field stuff grew up cheering for those 90's Husker teams. I love the idea that you can get a top 10 talent picking toward the bottom of the round I can't think of a time it's fucked a team over. Randy Moss & Dez Bryant come to mind. This team badly needs talent at WR someone made the point that they've never really had a good WR outside of Bowe and Taylor.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

He is a ticking time bomb. He would rather smoke weed than be the best. Doesn't matter if it cost him millions, weed and doing whatever he wants to do is top priority. He has proven that. We already went through this with Bowe, surely we learned a lesson?

Yep, and Justin Houston too.

[Simply Red]

I like the guy that took Cooks' position over at Oregon St.

[BigRedChief]

Jamaal Charles isn't a rocket scientist, but reports of his intelligence are way overblown.

The guy could probably post on Chiefs Planet and make friends with you all. He seems nice.Jamaal is not the sharpest tool in the shed. He has learning disabilites and a lower than average IQ. But he seems to be smart enough to know not to smoke weed when your on probation or its going to cost you millions.

[BigRedChief]

Yep, and Justin Houston too.houston wised up after it cost him millions. When he gets paid this off season we will see if he goes back to smoking weed whenever he wants to regardless if it hurts the team.

[mdchiefsfan]

We need MOAR 3-letter nicknamed players!!!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

houston wised up after it cost him millions. When he gets paid this off season we will see if he goes back to smoking weed whenever he wants to regardless if it hurts the team.

Why would he smoke weed, he'll be able to afford crack.

[stonedstooge]

One of my good friends went to Hillcrest high school with DGB. He was a senior when Dorial was a junior. He essentially said Dorial was bordering literal retardation, to the point that he could barely count. I'm so excited to see this bozo's Wonderlic score. I'm betting on a 6.

Cooool. Then he won't have any trouble learning the Chiefs offense

[Simply Red]

I like the guy that took Cooks' position over at Oregon St.

also to clarify - he'd be more like a 3rd rounder - but dude has some ups and some good speed/hands. Someone find his damned name. Ughh - still searching for his name - brb

[kepp]

This guy is one nightclub incident away from Aaron Hernandez. An absolute punk.

This is pretty much how I feel...and I'm a big Mizzou homer. The guy has tons of talent, but I'm not betting on him staying clean.

[stonedstooge]

This is pretty much how I feel...and I'm a big Mizzou homer. The guy has tons of talent, but I'm not betting on him staying clean.

Didn't they just change the rules on dope smokin'?

[Rausch]

Jamaal Charles isn't a rocket scientist, but reports of his intelligence are way overblown.

The guy could probably post on Chiefs Planet and make friends with you all. He seems nice.

He gets nervous and isn't a good public speaker.

It makes him look much worse than he does 1 on 1.

I can relate. I've had a few beers, jumped on a table at the bar, and proclaimed myself the Lizard King and quoted 4 minutes of dialogue from "The Doors" movie.

You put me in front of 20 people when I don't want to do it and my palms sweat, my voice cracks, and I just want to fucking leave...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Good old DGB. The high character kid who was distraught over the fact that Arkansas players were partying around him on a recruiting visit. His "parents" were also worried about Bobby Petrino's character issues having a negative effect on him. ROFL

The only long range butt hurt I have that matches this is Terrence Jones spurning Washington to go play for Fucktucky after verbally committing the day before on TV.

[Chiefshrink]

Chocolate Hog, is there a reason why you are always attracted to these douchebag WRs?

First it was Da'Rick Rogers, now it's DGB.

I'm not bashing you for it. I'm just noticing that it's a trend.

It's the battered Chiefs fan syndrome. CH is just repeating the cycle again;)

[Saccopoo]

Dorial Green-Beckham + Bobby Petrino = Sandy Hook Elementary.

You've used this one already.

http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-Boring-Bored-This-is-boring-Im-bored-Nothing-to-do-Yawn-GIF.gif

[tecumseh]

The next best guy is the better guy.

[O.city]

Big risk.

But he could be an AJ Green type wr, or that's what his physical potential is.

One thing Andy Reid is great at is managing big attitudes.

[duncan_idaho]

It's worth a shot if his stock drops him enough to be available to KC late in the first or (definitely) in the 2nd or 3rd round... as long as interviews go well at the combine and etc.

6-5. 220, crazy vertical leaping ability, legit 4.4 speed, expert at high-pointing the ball.

For the record (and not defending this, just sharing what actually happened): He didn't "Push a girl down a flight of stairs." She was standing on the next-to-last step of a flight of stairs down into a basement (where his girlfriend's room was). She tried to block his way down the stairs. He shoved her out of the way (which is still inexcusable), she fell over and caught herself on her wrist, severely spraining it.

DGB is really bad at decision making. If he's gotten better at it and learned from his expulsion from the Mizzou football program, he could be a very productive NFL player.

[Bufkin]

You've used this one already.

http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-Boring-Bored-This-is-boring-Im-bored-Nothing-to-do-Yawn-GIF.gif
Nice of you to join us Todd McGay. Can you please show where I've "used that one"? Using a tasteless Sandy Hook joke twice on the same message board most likely warrants a social services call, no?

[TimeForWasp]

We need MOAR 3-letter nicknamed players!!!

I would like to see what our three named frenchy lineman can do.

[CoMoChief]

Do you know how many guys in the NFL beat up their gfs and wives?

Shit happens all the time...that former Bears GM wasn't kidding around. The bitches take it and (most) stfu about it because they're on the gravy train. Ray Rice just got caught.

Chiefs need to draft DGB...and because of the backlash and NFL PR campaign on domestic violence, this guy is going to fall into the 3rd or 4th rd. You HAVE to take the gamble on getting a player like that...just as we did for Justin Houston. Look how that turned out.

I've said this all along...

Draft Lousiville WR DeVante Parker with our rd1 pick.

MU/OU WR DGB in the 3rd or 4th

KSU WR Tyler Lockett in the 5th or 6th

Sign Jeremy Maclin

Keep Bowe for 1 more season. Although I wouldn't be opposed to trading Bowe either if I was Dorsey if there's a good deal.

Keep Albert Wilson...may have something there if he continues to improve/progress.

Cut everyone else. Avery, Avant, Williams, Jenkins, Hemingway, Hammond etc.

End result:

Bowe
Maclin
Parker
Green-Beckham
Lockett
Wilson

WR position fixed for yrs to come...Alex Smith no longer has ANY excuses.

[Baby Lee]

A real man uses stairs instead of the elevator

Don't know if you came up with that yourself, but that it 'Late Night Staff Writer' level.

Koala-Tee. :thumb:

[splatbass]

We don't throw to WR's. Useless pick.

Since we're stuck with Alex, we're going to be drafting fatties. Get used to it.

As bad as our OL has been you don't think we need fatties?

[Simply Red]

Don't know if you came up with that yourself, but that it 'Late Night Staff Writer' level.

Koala-Tee. :thumb:

I'd like to have a movie discussion with you some time - I have something to tell you and ask you. Where can I do that? PM Ok?

[Deberg_1990]

One of my good friends went to Hillcrest high school with DGB. He was a senior when Dorial was a junior. He essentially said Dorial was bordering literal retardation, to the point that he could barely count. I'm so excited to see this bozo's Wonderlic score. I'm betting on a 6.

But Dez Bryant

[Simply Red]

But Dez Bryant

You seem nice.

[Simply Red]

Nice of you to join us Todd McGay. Can you please show where I've "used that one"? Using a tasteless Sandy Hook joke twice on the same message board most likely warrants a social services call, no?

Oh you two.

[Baby Lee]

I'd like to have a movie discussion with you some time - I have something to tell you and ask you. Where can I do that? PM Ok?

Wherever you like, kind of open ended thing to ask permission/venue for though.

[Simply Red]

I (for some reason) had a feeling Avery was going to have a good year - last summer. I hated that I was wrong. But yeah - you guys had him pegged.

I really was pulling for Donald. :shake:

Whatever if he leaves and goes elsewhere - I do wish him well. Unfortunately Matt Cassel was usually his QB.

[Simply Red]

Wherever you like, kind of open ended thing to ask permission/venue for though.

I know but you've ignored me in the past - so you've forced my hand at holding you accountable for a response. :P

I keed - PM coming right up - and yes it's random because I'm watching the film, currently.

[Saccopoo]

Nice of you to join us Todd McGay. Can you please show where I've "used that one"? Using a tasteless Sandy Hook joke twice on the same message board most likely warrants a social services call, no?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=11189784&postcount=78

[Bufkin]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=11189784&postcount=78
That's not the same joke you fucking waterhead. If I make 2 jokes that have to do with blondes, it doesn't mean they're the exact same joke. In that post, Sandy Hook was one thing I sarcastically listed with other incidents.

[RealSNR]

I once got Saccopoo to laugh at one of my rape jokes, but I really had to force it.

[Titty Meat]

Bufkin is hilarious

[Saul Good]

I once got Saccopoo to laugh at one of my rape jokes, but I really had to force it.

You are just THE WORST.

[O.city]

Teams that are good and stay good, sit late in the draft and take good players that fall for stupid reasons.

He won't fall for a stupid reason, but if he checks out in interviews, he's more talents than any other player we could get at that pick

[Eleazar]

This guy is one nightclub incident away from Aaron Hernandez. An absolute punk.

It was time for Mizzou to kick him off the team certainly, but really, the guy is a pothead and a dumbass which is nothing different than most WRs out there, such as the one we are paying $10 million for not much.

His talent can't be doubted. If someone spent a first on Dez Bryant and kept him out of trouble, DGB is worth... Something in the draft.

[temper11]

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2015/2/16/8045735/nfl-draft-2015-dorial-green-beckham-boom-bust

What the hell does Mayock mean... "I watched every target to him in 2013, and he has no idea what he's doing, but he changes games,"

1st round pick on a guy that has off the field issues AND has no idea what he's doing? I don't watch much college but there has to be someone better for the Chiefs isn't there?

[milkman]

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2015/2/16/8045735/nfl-draft-2015-dorial-green-beckham-boom-bust

What the hell does Mayock mean... "I watched every target to him in 2013, and he has no idea what he's doing, but he changes games,"

1st round pick on a guy that has off the field issues AND has no idea what he's doing? I don't watch much college but there has to be someone better for the Chiefs isn't there?

I would assume that means that he is unpolished as a route runner, but has game changing athletic ability.

[jspchief]

People act like he's a top 5 pick that will drop due to his character.

The reality is, he's a 15-30 pick regardless of character. He's the 4th best wr in this draft. Taking him at 18 wouldn't be a huge reach, but it wouldn't be a steal either.

[temper11]

I would assume that means that he is unpolished as a route runner, but has game changing athletic ability.

Maybe... I don't know the highlights I watched he was pretty much wide open all the time and the catches - pretty easy. I was hoping that was because he was a really good route runner. But if he's an unpolished route runner... then he was just always fortunate enough to be going up against slower or non-quality DB's. That won't be the case in the NFL.

But I only watched one vid... Maybe you guys have more knowledge of him as a receiver since he did play for Missouri?

[Mr. Laz]

maybe a mod can condense all the fucking DGB threads into one

[milkman]

Maybe... I don't know the highlights I watched he was pretty much wide open all the time and the catches - pretty easy. I was hoping that was because he was a really good route runner. But if he's an unpolished route runner... then he was just always fortunate enough to be going up against slower or non-quality DB's. That won't be the case in the NFL.

But I only watched one vid... Maybe you guys have more knowledge of him as a receiver since he did play for Missouri?

I live in California.

[temper11]

maybe a mod can condense all the ****ing DGB threads into one

Sorry... When I saw the article, I just did a search for DGB and selected the top one to post it in.

[Titty Meat]

That's right britches I was the first non mizzou fan on the bandwagon.

[temper11]

I live in California.

oh.... me too.

Surely there are some Missouri fans on this forum that have first hand knowledge of DGB's route running? I just keep hearing his name for the Chiefs from draft analysts that this bit about not having a clue on the field has me more nervous than the off field incidents.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Makes Bowe look socially fantastic!

[J Diddy]

Makes Bowe look socially fantastic!

No shit. They be importing all the ladies.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That's right britches I was the first non mizzou fan on the bandwagon.

No. You weren't.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

No shit. They be importing all the ladies.

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tumblr_inline_ngrip6Wax11qets32.gif

[Discuss Thrower]

He had Mauk and Franklin throwing to him so that's why his routes aren't very good.

[Bambi]

DGB kinda sucked. Let's be real

[Discuss Thrower]

DGB kinda sucked. Let's be real

I'm sure he'll barely amount to Todd Reesing's level in the NFL.

[Bambi]

I'm sure he'll barely amount to Todd Reesing's level in the NFL.

Go for it, draft him. See how it works out.

[Titty Meat]

No. You weren't.

Absolutely was thread proves it.

[Fairplay]

Bufkin is hilarious

Bufkin personally thanked me for helping him win the noob contest.

[Saccopoo]

http://img.pandawhale.com/29467-Samantha-Bee-mock-jerk-off-gif-GxVw.gif

Fuck you and your retardation Billay.

It ain't gonna happen.

Dude doesn't hit the parameters of the Decision Lens matrix.

Weak as shit. Couldn't jump over a curb.

Routes?

http://media.giphy.com/media/vWDrezW0rMjmM/giphy.gif

[Titty Meat]

http://img.pandawhale.com/29467-Samantha-Bee-mock-jerk-off-gif-GxVw.gif

**** you and your retardation Billay.

It ain't gonna happen.

Dude doesn't hit the parameters of the Decision Lens matrix.

Weak as shit. Couldn't jump over a curb.

Routes?

http://media.giphy.com/media/vWDrezW0rMjmM/giphy.gif


ROFL the bench press means absolutely nothing. He's a better than any of the fat Mormons you pump on a yearly basis.

[Saccopoo]

Dorial Green-Beckham + Bobby Petrino = Sandy Hook Elementary.

http://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1f4f9f551d0f4dded22505d34523f7ec?convert_to_webp=true

[Saccopoo]

Jamaal is not the sharpest tool in the shed. He has learning disabilites and a lower than average IQ. But he seems to be smart enough to know not to smoke weed when your on probation or its going to cost you millions.

Who gives a fuck?

The dude is absolutely balls.

Best running back in the NFL on any given Sunday.

The guy knows when to hit a damn near microscopic hole. He knows how to wait for a block. He knows how to carry a fucking shit hole offense on his back.

The guy's IQ is fucking off the charts for his occupation.

I've personally met and spent a day with a guy who was supposedly one of the smartest guys on the planet and he was a fucking retard. The kind of guy who Velcro shoes were made for. In his job, however, he was Overlord of the Fucking Universe. (And his job basically makes all of you, and I mean all of you, safe and secure and you don't even know it.)

In professional football, Jamaal Charles is Overlord of the Fucking Universe.

.

His mother fucking IQ is off the fucking charts for his job. Go fuck yourself.

[BlackOp]

Who gives a ****?

The dude is absolutely balls.

Best running back in the NFL on any given Sunday.

The guy knows when to hit a damn near microscopic hole. He knows how to wait for a block. He knows how to carry a ****ing shit hole offense on his back.

The guy's IQ is ****ing off the charts for his occupation.

I've personally met and spent a day with a guy who was supposedly one of the smartest guys on the planet and he was a ****ing retard. The kind of guy who Velcro shoes were made for. In his job, however, he was Overlord of the ****ing Universe. (And his job basically makes all of you, and I mean all of you, safe and secure and you don't even know it.)

In professional football, Jamaal Charles is Overlord of the ****ing Universe.

.

His mother ****ing IQ is off the ****ing charts for his job. Go **** yourself.

It would be interesting to get his take on hanging out with you for a day...I'm sure he learned a lot.

90% of the population think they are in the top 10% of intelligence....fun fact.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Is Sacc pissed because Utah is getting no love on the Chiefs board this year?