-- Jeff Linkenbach appreciation thread

[Simply Red]

I think Jeff filled in nicely - he had a few timing penalties - I'm cool with that - since he'd not played snaps for a bit (he can manage those)

But overall a solid B- last week filling in teetering on a normal straight up "B".

I thought this guy was all hype with the unique and catchy sounding name, but now i'm finding he may just be a serviceable back up who will give it his all when his name is called.

Well done Jeff L.!

:clap:

[In58men]

He sucks just like this thread

[Ming the Merciless]

I used to listen to linkin Bach a lot when I was in a gay phase in college

[Hammock Parties]

he will be humbled

[Simply Red]

he will be humbled

he's big and hustles - He may look different tomorrow - but thus far - he's been fine and deserves some props.

[gblowfish]

I really like how he draws multiple holding penalties in a single game.

[Sorter]

yeah and you are fat - water is wet. Get a life loser.

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[KCUnited]

I want my Linkenbach
Linkenbach
Linkenbach

[eDave]

Linkedin


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[Simply Red]

I really like how he draws multiple holding penalties in a single game.

Yes I was thinking FS's - okay - well yes - a hold and an illegal hands/face call (which was declined) - again he wasn't perfect but he did well - overall. At least I thought so - for coming in w/ the ltd. playing time he'd seen at that point, this year.

[tecumseh]

Three cheers for backup JAG.

[Simply Red]

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well when you're dealing with:

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[Simply Red]

I'm glad you guys are welcoming him - he starts tomorrow too - huh?

LET'S DO THIS SHIT!

[wazu]

Hopefully the Chiefs are working with him on a long term deal. Would like to see him retire as a Chief.

[TLO]

He's better than McGlynn, but that's not really saying much.

[Simply Red]

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I'd like it known, I had a history of sticking up for this guy, through thick and thin. He attacked me in a great thread I'd created. He'd indicated my thread sucks - i suck, etc etc...

I never start anything on here - at least not on purpose.

I have a zero tolerance policy against E bullying, unless it's against a person I don't like.

There were times I was the only one in the room defending InMen. so yeah; fuck that buster.

[TEX]

He's better than McGlynn, but that's not really saying much.

Yep. He's a serviceable JAG rather then one who sucks.

[Gonzo]

Uhm.... I've seen worse performances? So there we go. He is better than McGlynn. Which is nice.

[Simply Red]

Uhm.... I've seen worse performances? So there we go. He is better than McGlynn. Which is nice.

Yeah - he blocked well in that earlier game too - for Knile - think it was our first game in Arrowhead after Tn.

The announcer said something like: " And now the Chiefs bring in their beefier package in one Jeff Linkenbach" went on to explain his signing w/ KC etc etc...

It was funny - in fact he may've said 'Meatier' I'm not positive which he'd used.

[Simply Red]

I'm done on this topic - but I figured he needed a quick shout for doing a fair job when asked. That's all I was getting at.

Plus he's not mentioned much on here.

One last kudos for you Mr. Jeff L. You did well in my book! :clap:

[Simply Red]

I'd like you (CP) to address him as 'just Jeff' please.

This is his nickname as long as he starts - Just Jeff. Got it?

[Saccopoo]

I'm glad you guys are welcoming him - he starts tomorrow too - huh?

LET'S DO THIS SHIT!

Don't get too excited SR.

Linkenbach is a borderline decent four position OL backup. Nothing more. His general competency of last week simply illustrated the gross ineptitude of McGlynn (who's intensity and fire and teamwork I absolutely love, but the skill level is at the real minimum for the NFL - or at least what we've seen in this scheme).

He is not a 70% starter at either guard spot. i.e., he's in the 70th percentile of starting OG's in the league - something that Smith requires of all his offensive linemen to be successful in this offense. We don't need the best OL at each position, we just need each OL to be better than 70% of the rest of the OL in the league.

I think we are on the right track with Fisher and Hudson. I still have hope for Allen, and Stephenson remains a question mark after the PED suspension. He hasn't looked like the guy he was at the end of last season. I don't know if that's conditioning or that the PED's were that effective for him.

However, at this point, the Chiefs need to address, at the very minimum, two offensive line spots in the upcoming 2015 off-season. They need 70%'ers at each spot. Right now they have one guaranteed with Hudson.

[Simply Red]

Don't get too excited SR.

Linkenbach is a borderline decent four position OL backup. Nothing more. His general competency of last week simply illustrated the gross ineptitude of McGlynn (who's intensity and fire and teamwork I absolutely love, but the skill level is at the real minimum for the NFL - or at least what we've seen in this scheme).

He is not a 70% starter at either guard spot. i.e., he's in the 70th percentile of starting OG's in the league - something that Smith requires of all his offensive linemen to be successful in this offense. We don't need the best OL at each position, we just need each OL to be better than 70% of the rest of the OL in the league.

I think we are on the right track with Fisher and Hudson. I still have hope for Allen, and Stephenson remains a question mark after the PED suspension. He hasn't looked like the guy he was at the end of last season. I don't know if that's conditioning or that the PED's were that effective for him.

However, at this point, the Chiefs need to address, at the very minimum, two offensive line spots in the upcoming 2015 off-season. They need 70%'ers at each spot. Right now they have one guaranteed with Hudson.

well thank you for at least offering some substance. I appreciate the break down, seriously. Thanks.

[Simply Red]

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I've deleted the ugliness - I'm ready to bond with one of your sweet sweet asses.

[Simply Red]

I'd like to apologize to Inmen - I don't even know if you're fat - I just am guessing because last census CP held a 89% fat poster count/factor.

Anyhow - two wrongs don't make a right - if this thread bothers you that much - then I'm sorry. I just thought he did well. If you didn't - well okay.

But best of luck to you and have a swell holiday season.

[Simply Red]

I'm buying this and making the SD game nigga.


http://i.imgur.com/cS8ePi9.jpg

[Simply Red]

He sucks just like this thread

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[Simply Red]

FUCK YOU CHIEFS PLANET!

CROWN JUST JEFF!

[Simply Red]

I WILL HANDLE THE GAME THREAD - RELAX!

[RealSNR]

Dude's gonna bauce out. A full week of starter's snaps and group showers with the starting linemen will be all he needs to get the chemistry going and play the totally "meh, it's okay, I guess" game we've needed at LG all year.

[Simply Red]

Dude's gonna bauce out. A full week of starter's snaps and group showers with the starting linemen will be all he needs to get the chemistry going and play the totally "meh, it's okay, I guess" game we've needed at LG all year.

just jeff will show everyone - him and knile - they mysteriously work well w/ one another - uncanny chemistry against the ruff RAW elements. These two will be the big shocker tomorrow.

[Simply Red]

InMen please acknowledge my sincerest apologies. I feel awful.

[Simply Red]

Milkman may I get your thoughts on Jeff?

[Simply Red]

I really like how he draws multiple holding penalties in a single game.

George - do you give him a game though? He didn't play the whole Az game did he? Only half right?

So - do you give him a rusty factor mulligan? Serious Lee. I think you offer that up to him, at a minimum - tough crown man.

Go JL!

[Simply Red]

Soooo

Sorter. Just Jeff? You buying or selling?

[Simply Red]

I'm trying to stimulate the front page with unorthodox NFL Chiefs' content.

I never do this so you might want to take advantage of me. Just saying.

[Simply Red]

It's a nice topic - guy fills in - one whom which we all responded 'who' in his Chiefs sign thread.

I find it critical - Miles and Jeff seem to have a system - I've been calling it the train of power.

How do you guys see him matching up against Pittsburgh? I see Miles Davis coming out over 100 yds after game completion.

This is going to be a hell of a game - but we're kicking their ass. Mark those words.

[Simply Red]

Anybody have anything to add?

[Saccopoo]

Anybody have anything to add?

You are doing well with your positivitiness. I think Chris616 would be proud.

[alpha_omega]

You might have had better success with the following thread title....

"Someone other than McGlynn appreciation thread"

[Sandy Vagina]

Good thread. Link does deserve to be applauded for at least not sucking. I thought his best showing, though limited, was at RT in preseason. If he can not suck again tomorrow, the Chiefs may just surprise us with a win.

For last weekend's efforts, Link... :bravo:

[Titty Meat]

Anybody have anything to add?

You seem nice.

[Simply Red]

JL Bump.

[Simply Red]

http://i.imgur.com/Qz8bwdM.jpg

[Simply Red]

Hi Brock,

Do you like Jeff Linkenbach?

[TLO]

Can we call him Jazzy Jeff?

[Simply Red]

Can we call him Jazzy Jeff?

either is good by Just Jeff or Jazzy Jeff.

Like when he's fucking up we can call him - just jeff. yes!

[Simply Red]

And thank you big smoke for participating - this thread has 47 posts 29 which are mine.

It's destined to die.

But Jazzy Jeff ain't having that - JAZZY JEFF DON'T PLAY NO SHIT!

[Simply Red]

YOU'RE VERY SWEET, SEEMINGLY.

[Simply Red]

SO GUYS.

hOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT jEFF l?

[Simply Red]

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[In58men]

This has to be one of your worse threads. If you started a Travis Kelce Appreciation thread you would get more action.

[Simply Red]

This has to be one of your worse threads. If you started a Travis Kelce Appreciation thread you would get more action.

I'm able to forgive you and move on - I have a heart fucker, so lighten up - lay back - light up a yurnt, prop back, toke and appreciate Jeff. He's a serviceable player - great young talent.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

I'd like it known, I had a history of sticking up for this guy, through thick and thin. He attacked me in a great thread I'd created. He'd indicated my thread sucks - i suck, etc etc...

I never start anything on here - at least not on purpose.

I have a zero tolerance policy against E bullying, unless it's against a person I don't like.

There were times I was the only one in the room defending InMen. so yeah; fuck that buster.

Pussy

[booger]

SO GUYS.

hOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT jEFF l?

He deserves to start tomorrow. Would've hoped Stephenson would step in but he's even getting rag dolled playing in extra TE sets

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

LMAO

God this is sad.

But you seem nice.

[Simply Red]

LMAO

God this is sad.

But you seem nice.

http://i.imgur.com/eSW8Pn1.jpg

[In58men]

I'm able to forgive you and move on - I have a heart ****er, so lighten up - lay back - light up a yurnt, prop back, toke and appreciate Jeff. He's a serviceable player - great young talent.

Alex Smith is a serviceable QB

[TimBone]

Thanks, Jeff!

[Simply Red]

Thanks, Jeff!

Thank you.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

This guy just got put on his ass. Gave up a sack

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

2 sacks on one drive

[Hammock Parties]

Curse of Simply Raped.

[cookster50]

How is this guy in the NFL?

[jonzie04]

2 sacks on one drive



you cursed it simply lol. in all fairness he did a solid job last week though.

[In58men]

That's why I don't pay any attention to SR. He doesn't know talent.

[Easy 6]

Kush sits on the bench while this piece of shit starts :facepalm:

[Simply Red]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET TO TALKING FOOTBALL. I WILL WORK CLOSELY WITH KYLE AND MR FLOPNUTS TO GET THE TITLE CHANGED TO SOMETHING MORE APPROPRIATE.

[Ragged Robin]

can we get a Dwayne Bowe appreciation thread??

[mcaj22]

ah Jeff Linkenbach part of the 2014 John Dorsey FA marquee signing haul that included other contributing Chiefs this season such as Vance "leg whip/12 million dollar back up" Walker and Joe "11 tackles" Mays.

Dorsey's offseason really got us over the hump this year. Without these guys we'd be nothing!

[ChiTown]

I appreciate that he will hopefully be playing his last game for the Chiefs

[Easy 6]

I want one of these yellow backed beat reporters to start asking the hard questions about the gaurd situation... why has Kush not even been given a CHANCE, how much worse could he possibly BE?

[Bwana]

can we get a Dwayne Bowe appreciation thread??

It would have to start off with this in the OP.

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[Simply Red]

oh look - another apology owed.

I really wanted to like him. But Jeff whiffed 3 of 4 qtrs today. I apologize for being so confident in this guy. I thought he'd hold his ground and again I was dead wrong. I'm disappointed in you. YOU HEAR ME Jeff?!

Way to look like you TRIED to do bad.

Unbelievable - sorry to my CP brethren for whiffing so hard on a player. There really is no excuse for the unnecessary belief.

Piss off Jeff. Belcher yourself.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

oh look - another apology owed.

I really wanted to like him. But Jeff whiffed 3 of 4 qtrs today. I apologize for being so confident in this guy. I thought he'd hold his ground and again I was dead wrong. I'm disappointed in you. YOU HEAR ME Jeff?!

Way to look like you TRIED to do bad.

Unbelievable - sorry to my CP brethren for whiffing so hard on a player. There really is no excuse for the unnecessary belief.

Piss off Jeff. Belcher yourself.

LMAO

That was nice.