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Demonpenz
12-31-2014, 11:19 PM
As many of you know I have been in and out of trouble as of late. I am trying to stay in and watch t.v. this new year. Does anyone have any tips on how to stay out of trouble when bored?

srvy
12-31-2014, 11:23 PM
Chain yourself to the fridge. Make sure its full of beer with a piss bucket near and tv in view.

88TG88
12-31-2014, 11:24 PM
masturbation

/thread

booger
12-31-2014, 11:24 PM
St. joes Craigslist hos

Bowser
12-31-2014, 11:25 PM
You could always watch the BME Pain Olympics again. That will keep you from wanting to do anything crazy.

booger
12-31-2014, 11:25 PM
Wrap it though

BigCatDaddy
12-31-2014, 11:31 PM
St. joes Craigslist hos

If only Rosebuds was still open :(

Demonpenz
12-31-2014, 11:32 PM
St. Joseph Craigslist!

bevischief
12-31-2014, 11:34 PM
Stay home.

TribalElder
12-31-2014, 11:37 PM
Step your lawyer game up bro

eDave
12-31-2014, 11:40 PM
You a gamer?

FloridaMan88
12-31-2014, 11:45 PM
Just think what would Alex Smith do.

DRU
12-31-2014, 11:47 PM
Get a hobby.

booger
12-31-2014, 11:47 PM
If only Rosebuds was still open :(

Never been to st joes just knew penz would like that !

Deberg_1990
12-31-2014, 11:57 PM
As many of you know I have been in and out of trouble as of late. I am trying to stay in and watch t.v. this new year. Does anyone have any tips on how to stay out of trouble when bored?

Congrats bud for trying to turn your life around!

Otter
01-01-2015, 12:02 AM
An 8-ball, bottle of tequila, low self-esteem and a fast car with a full tank of gas. Please turn on the dash cam and post video results.

Simply Red
01-01-2015, 12:05 AM
St. Joseph Craigslist!

Let's see some of those 'missed connections' straight outta St. Joseph

BigRedChief
01-01-2015, 12:05 AM
As many of you know I have been in and out of trouble as of late. I am trying to stay in and watch t.v. this new year. Does anyone have any tips on how to stay out of trouble when bored?Don't know if this is a real post or not. I'll answer as if its real. As you may or may not know, I lived a pretty wild life until I was 30. Damn lucky I'm not dead or in jail.

people will tell you all kinds of available distractions. But, its all BS. At some point you need to make a decision in your own head to grow up. To decide that this has been fun but you need to move on to the next part of your life. Doesn't matter if you know what the next part is, what matters is you have decided that their is a next part.

booger
01-01-2015, 12:13 AM
Listening to Kathy griffin on cnn will make your ears bleed. Seeing Anderson cooper giggle like a sissy is no way to spend New Years. Last year wolf Blitzer puked on air when he caught Anderson sucking kathy's dick during a commercial break

rabblerouser
01-01-2015, 12:27 AM
Listening to Kathy griffin on cnn will make your ears bleed. Seeing Anderson cooper giggle like a sissy is no way to spend New Years. Last year wolf Blitzer puked on air when he caught Anderson sucking kathy's dick during a commercial break

LMAO

Deeezamn!!

Simply Red
01-01-2015, 01:06 AM
LMAO

Deeezamn!!

That reminds me - what ever happened to Deez Nuts?

Psyko Tek
01-01-2015, 01:36 AM
masturbation

/thread

that would depend on where you do it...

bevischief
01-01-2015, 01:39 AM
To late they are looking for you.

Psyko Tek
01-01-2015, 01:45 AM
An 8-ball, bottle of tequila, low self-esteem and a fast car with a full tank of gas. Please turn on the dash cam and post video results.

you buy, I'll fly
should be epic
I already have a 12 pack down and burnt myself lighting illegal fire works
WTF lets go

BigRedChief
01-02-2015, 06:26 AM
Listening to Kathy griffin on cnn will make your ears bleed. Seeing Anderson cooper giggle like a sissy is no way to spend New Years. Last year wolf Blitzer puked on air when he caught Anderson sucking kathy's dick during a commercial breakIf spending your new years eve watching Anderson giggle floats your boat, who cares if thats someones choice. Not really my idea of fun, but to each their own.

I like Anderson's giggle. Its a real reflection of his joy at the moment.

The dude's a Vanderbilt. Not some 5th cousin but a direct descendant of the 1880's baron and raper of early American. He obviously doesn't need money. His reporting during the Haitian earthquake and the original Egypt uprising was some of the best I've seen on cable news. Admittedly, its a low bar, still....