Everytime I do it...

[TLO]

I do it for my hood.
Everytime I do it, I do it for yo hood
Everytime I do it, I do it for they hood
It's understood, I do it for the hood

[Direckshun]

My taint smells of rich mahogany. Do women go for that?

[TLO]

My taint smells of rich mahogany. Do women go for that?

I know I sure as hell would.

[Hammock Parties]

if you are not black i must insist you edit OP

[Jim Lahey]

DGB posts on Chiefsplanet. I'll be damned.

[TimBone]

I thought Smoke vowed to improve as a poster this year?

[J Diddy]

Big Smoke

What a joke?
An impoverished rapper
who surely will croak
He got no skills
Won't make mils
Spend the rest of his days
Lonely and broke

Can't get no women
Cause he ain't got flash
Without that flash
He got no cash
No cash, no flash, no ass

Wish he'd write
in letters all white
So I don't got to read
anti-dynamite

I gave his sister a dollar
to make her hollar
I'll give him more shit
If he'd just quit

[Canofbier]

I thought Smoke vowed to improve as a poster this year?

Yeah, think he said something about no longer being so attention-seeking.

[Coochie liquor]

Big smoke in da house and he's off da chain, fresh back from laughing at the chokers on the mane. He's got a ton of game and a duffle full o swagger, got too much Botox now his lips look like Mick Jagger's. He's comin on cp to drop his dope ass rhymes, but he's all hopped up on blow and keeps peaking out the blinds. Hoping what he finds ain't a driveway full o cops, watch him high five Jim Jones while the beat drops. He's mashing up the 80s culture club and 2 live crew, because that's the type of shit that makes the lady's bootys move. He's dropping lyrical bombs on the cp fake ass rappers, then like a corn filled shit he's gonna flush ya down the crapper.

[beach tribe]

Illiteracy is so dope, yo.

[Coochie liquor]

Illiteracy is so dope, yo.

Possibly the worst rhyme I've ever seen. I mean like Lil Jon bad.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Booooooooooooo

[Katipan]

Big Smoke
So big you choke.
Here. Take another toke.
Ya'll too broke?
Here have a backhand stroke.
Right across your throat.
Leave you drowning with no boat.
In my shark infested moat.
Humping bitches with no coat.
That's how dudes end up a joke.
Like mixing Molly with coke.
Blow your brain up like gun smoke.
Big Smoke.
Big Choke.
Come on baby ride it like a goat.
Eat it all on the upstroke.

[TLO]

Possibly the worst rhyme I've ever seen. I mean like Lil Jon bad.

http://youtu.be/xW7QpMkntxw

Can't embed from my phone. It's a real song. LMAO

[TLO]

I thought Smoke vowed to improve as a poster this year?

I still have my off days.

[Dave Lane]

I do it for my hood.
Everytime I do it, I do it for yo hood
Everytime I do it, I do it for they hood
It's understood, I do it for the hood

So you are unclipped. Is that my take away here?

[Simply Red]

You seem hype.

[Titty Meat]

Jeezy

[Coochie liquor]

Not mine, but very dope! The Movement

I just wanna have a night without having to grab a knife And not having somebody take away my natural right To act accordingly it’s important we getting ‘em hype And the only murdering going on is me killing this mic That’s the single solitary most positive bit of spittin That I could possibly give to prohibit emptying clips in the mix The rhythms is hitting, the music is hot You knocking your head back and forth to the shit Giving it what you got Come on
Or
Hola to my senorita's, we drinking margaritas, lime on the top it's kinda salty when I drink ya. She got a roundhouse like la femme Nikita adios Amiga see ya, headed down south back home to Puerto Rico now...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Throughout time, when I rhyme about crime while smoking a dime I'm feeling sublime, but still in full on mime and covered in slime by those that think they know better but have no cheddar, and aren't exactly go getters. So it leaves me to question their sudden erection upon the inspection of my latest perfection. It becomes perfectly clear, that all of their tears, and all of their fears are in my rear view mirror.

Just a little free style for that ass. Mid age white guys can flow too. Lol

[Simply Red]

Big Smoke
So big you choke.
Here. Take another toke.
Ya'll too broke?
Here have a backhand stroke.
Right across your throat.
Leave you drowning with no boat.
In my shark infested moat.
Humping bitches with no coat.
That's how dudes end up a joke.
Like mixing Molly with coke.
Blow your brain up like gun smoke.
Big Smoke.
Big Choke.
Come on baby ride it like a goat.
Eat it all on the upstroke.



http://i.imgur.com/6mjtabB.gif

[Simply Red]

Throughout time, when I rhyme about crime while smoking a dime I'm feeling sublime, but still in full on mime and covered in slime by those that think they know better but have no cheddar, and aren't exactly go getters. So it leaves me to question their sudden erection upon the inspection of my latest perfection. It becomes perfectly clear, that all of their tears, and all of their fears are in my rear view mirror.

Just a little free style for that ass. Mid age white guys can flow too. Lol

http://i.imgur.com/6mjtabB.gif

[Simply Red]

Big Smoke

What a joke?
An impoverished rapper
who surely will croak
He got no skills
Won't make mils
Spend the rest of his days
Lonely and broke

Can't get no women
Cause he ain't got flash
Without that flash
He got no cash
No cash, no flash, no ass

Wish he'd write
in letters all white
So I don't got to read
anti-dynamite

I gave his sister a dollar
to make her hollar
I'll give him more shit
If he'd just quit


http://i.imgur.com/6mjtabB.gif

[Simply Red]

Big smoke in da house and he's off da chain, fresh back from laughing at the chokers on the mane. He's got a ton of game and a duffle full o swagger, got too much Botox now his lips look like Mick Jagger's. He's comin on cp to drop his dope ass rhymes, but he's all hopped up on blow and keeps peaking out the blinds. Hoping what he finds ain't a driveway full o cops, watch him high five Jim Jones while the beat drops. He's mashing up the 80s culture club and 2 live crew, because that's the type of shit that makes the lady's bootys move. He's dropping lyrical bombs on the cp fake ass rappers, then like a corn filled shit he's gonna flush ya down the crapper.



http://i.imgur.com/6mjtabB.gif

[Donger]

I thought this was going to a thread about The Cure's From The Edge of the Deep Green Sea.

It isn't.

[TLO]

http://i.imgur.com/6mjtabB.gif
http://i.imgur.com/6mjtabB.gif

[Simply Red]

http://i.imgur.com/6mjtabB.gif

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[TLO]

LMAO

[Perineum Ripper]

All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with a brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

[Coochie liquor]

Watch out y'all Andy Reid's in town, he's here to call screen passes and shut buffets down. He's here cuz the last few coaches were clowns, and he's here to eat barbecue so you better now down. He's got Jamal Charles who's a hell of a guy, can bring lots of tears to defenders eyes, but sometimes he forgets to run him that's not wise, and keep him away from Bowe or he might get high. Big Bob Sutton runnin all of the D, Justin Houston and Tamba Hali, DJ, Dontari Poe, man them players are mean, and we'll all keep strong for Eric Berry. But we've also got some guys who are just slap dicks, Fisher and McGlynn are like bore hogs with tits, no receivers catching touchdowns gives the fan base fits, too much cheesecake and Andy gets the shits. So here's the end of the rap that I just made, my names coochie liquor and I love to get laid, I'm sad if don't do it every day, so fuck with me and like an x box you're gonna get played...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

White chocolate