Coochie liquor
01-15-2015, 10:41 AM
First let me preface this by saying that I like Rausch. Like anyone on here he can be annoying at times, but usually has some decent football takes (unless he's sipping that Hater-Aid) but the other day he was in full blown hate Dorsey mode, so I came up with my next parody song about him. Please don't take it personally, it's just a parody!!
Now, unless you've been under a rock, or in a correctional facility you've likely heard the new Taylor Swift song. If you haven't, consider yourself lucky! If you have, then go ahead and sing it in your head, or out loud to the temp of the song.
Screaming, crying, throwing fits, he can do it a million ways. Drinks so much he gets the shits, hasn't had a solid poop in days. Oh my god this team sucks, they'll no longer get my bucks, they only draft dumb fucks...
Little cartoon German guy yeah that is his avatar, sometimes I don't know if he's high, or if he's just a retard. Oh please god, not this again, we all know how this one ends, it's like being butt fucked by your best friend
Will his fandom last forever, or will it go down in flames, sometimes during game day yells til it hurts his brain, he's been a chiefs fan for so long, all it does is bring him pain, now he can't stand the players, and he hates the game. His legs are getting restless, gonna go down to the bar, and complain to other Chiefs fans this team won't go too far, now his bar tabs getting higher and the Chiefs they are to blame, he's going on Chiefs planet just to complain.
Rum and coke his only friend, when it's time for the game. Saliva dripping from his chin, he's only drinking to numb the pain What the hell I'm just so sad, that my team could be this bad, shoulda chose another team instead.
Loves how Elways team is run, sometimes I think his takes are just so lame. cuz no Super Bowl he's won since he went into the hall of fame.peyton manning, a stacked team still hasn't won anything.
Will his fandom last forever, or will it go down in flames, sometimes during game day yells til it hurts his brain, he's been a chiefs fan for so long, all it does is bring him pain, now he can't stand the players, and he hates the game. His legs are getting restless, gonna go down to the bar, and complain to other Chiefs fans this team won't go too far, now his bar tabs getting higher and the Chiefs they are to blame, he's going on Chiefs planet just to complain
Now, unless you've been under a rock, or in a correctional facility you've likely heard the new Taylor Swift song. If you haven't, consider yourself lucky! If you have, then go ahead and sing it in your head, or out loud to the temp of the song.
Screaming, crying, throwing fits, he can do it a million ways. Drinks so much he gets the shits, hasn't had a solid poop in days. Oh my god this team sucks, they'll no longer get my bucks, they only draft dumb fucks...
Little cartoon German guy yeah that is his avatar, sometimes I don't know if he's high, or if he's just a retard. Oh please god, not this again, we all know how this one ends, it's like being butt fucked by your best friend
Will his fandom last forever, or will it go down in flames, sometimes during game day yells til it hurts his brain, he's been a chiefs fan for so long, all it does is bring him pain, now he can't stand the players, and he hates the game. His legs are getting restless, gonna go down to the bar, and complain to other Chiefs fans this team won't go too far, now his bar tabs getting higher and the Chiefs they are to blame, he's going on Chiefs planet just to complain.
Rum and coke his only friend, when it's time for the game. Saliva dripping from his chin, he's only drinking to numb the pain What the hell I'm just so sad, that my team could be this bad, shoulda chose another team instead.
Loves how Elways team is run, sometimes I think his takes are just so lame. cuz no Super Bowl he's won since he went into the hall of fame.peyton manning, a stacked team still hasn't won anything.
Will his fandom last forever, or will it go down in flames, sometimes during game day yells til it hurts his brain, he's been a chiefs fan for so long, all it does is bring him pain, now he can't stand the players, and he hates the game. His legs are getting restless, gonna go down to the bar, and complain to other Chiefs fans this team won't go too far, now his bar tabs getting higher and the Chiefs they are to blame, he's going on Chiefs planet just to complain