This Place Is Slipping!

[gblowfish]

How did we miss this critical story out of Texas Tech?

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Giant-snow-penis-demolished-at-Texas-Tech-6040505.php

A group of mostly male students at Texas Tech University staged a heroic last stand before a bulldozer demolished their beloved snow sculpture of a giant penis.

The 11-foot-tall sculpture, built in "one of the most popular places on campus," took about four hours and up to ten students to complete, according to a video description on Newsflare.

Before the students could add their finishing touches to the sculpture, university workers in a bulldozer arrived to demolish it. The YouTube video showing the incident has received more than 52,000 views as of Monday morning.

Students began pouring water on the sculpture in a futile attempt to solidify it. After a brief standoff between workers and students, who posed with the sculpture and hugged it while others took photos, the sculpture was destroyed in "possibly the most brutal way possible," according to the video's description.

Videos posted to YouTube and Vine on Thursday show the mighty sculpture being brought down.

[KC native]

Lubbock is a shit hole and sand aggies suck.

[ModSocks]

That's the worst snow penis i've ever seen. Who taught these kids how to build a goddamn snow penis? That's a disgrace to snow penises everywhere.

[Halfcan]

Why would a bunch of dudes want to build a boner out of snow and then protect it?

[gblowfish]

Why would a bunch of dudes want to build a boner out of snow and then protect it?

Because....Texas Tech!

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[BoneKrusher]

But we did have the Patriots cheating in the AFC Championship game covered.

[DMAC]

Doesn't surprise me. Dicks are big...and in.

[Rain Man]

I was expecting something much more giant and much more artistic. That was barely distinguishable from a big mound of snow. Based on that quality of work, I don't see myself hiring any Texas Tech grads.

[Fat Elvis]

That's no CP penis, that's for sure.

[ChiliConCarnage]

We can tell Tech doesn't have a lot of artists or designers

[listopencil]

That was pretty lame. The giant snow penises we built at Boulder High School back in the 80's were larger, more artistic and we used buckets of water to ice them. It took the groundskeeper hours to break them apart.

[listopencil]

Why would a bunch of dudes want to build a boner out of snow and then protect it?

Because no one would notice a giant ice vagina.

[DJJasonp]

Damn feminists at it again......symbolically castrating the male chromosome population with their bulldozers!!!

FOR SHAME!!!!

[DJJasonp]

and by the way......the good folks at Play-Doh says they're doing it wrong!