Football suck a dick [Archive]

BucEyedPea

02-01-2015, 10:42 PM

Dirty rotten cheating bitches. They were nothing but lucky tonight. Every SB is marked with cheating. They are scum.

:LOL: LMAO

Some luck is always needed....even if it's just one guy on the other team to screw up. The Gods are looking down on the Pats for all the sin practiced last week on them.

BucEyedPea

02-01-2015, 10:45 PM

This. Don't forget me pillowbiter.

Elephants never forget.

Brock

02-01-2015, 10:50 PM

Dirty rotten cheating bitches. They were nothing but lucky tonight. Every SB is marked with cheating. They are scum.

Your butthurt amuses me.

Sweet Daddy Hate

02-01-2015, 10:57 PM

Chiefs better learn how to cheat.

|Zach|

02-01-2015, 11:02 PM

Live steam can't go long without referencing gay sex acts.

LiveSteam

02-01-2015, 11:07 PM

Zach can't go long without performing gay sex acts, with a fucking soccer ball no less.

ClevelandBronco

02-01-2015, 11:08 PM

It's fun watching the best quarterback/head coach/owner trio ever. Complete team.

|Zach|

02-01-2015, 11:12 PM

Zach can't go long without performing gay sex acts, with a ****ing soccer ball no less.

Hmm

Amnorix

02-01-2015, 11:13 PM

This. Don't forget me pillowbiter.

Dirty rotten cheating bitches. They were nothing but lucky tonight. Every SB is marked with cheating. They are scum.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

The taste of your bitter tears is ever so sweet...

BucEyedPea

02-01-2015, 11:13 PM

Zach can't go long without performing gay sex acts, with a ****ing soccer ball no less.

Rest assured, Zach was drawn to the thread.

BucEyedPea

02-01-2015, 11:14 PM

**** the Patriots

You secretly wish.

Baby Lee

02-01-2015, 11:18 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL

The taste of your bitter tears is ever so sweet...

Do you REALLY feel all that good about that one?

It's like the Seahawks were walking out the door to spring break and Pete chimed in 'Errr, Ms. Crabapple. Didn't you say there would be some homework?'

The Franchise

02-01-2015, 11:19 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL

The taste of your bitter tears is ever so sweet...

*

LiveSteam

02-01-2015, 11:27 PM

Yes Babylee
Winning a Superbowl in that fashion is sweet justice. I'd trade it a NY second for that perfect season the Giants shit all over.

Sweet Daddy Hate

02-02-2015, 07:41 AM

While this victory makes Pats fans even more insufferable, the message it sends to Lil' Chiefy and his butt-hurt minions is priceless.

GloryDayz

02-02-2015, 07:46 AM

I wonder if we can get a mod to replace "Patriots" with "Patriots*"?

Or re-purpose the Raiderfan in place of "Pats" and "Patriots"?

Dave Lane

02-02-2015, 09:43 AM

It's fun watching the best quarterback/head coach/owner trio ever. Complete team.

Yep we in KC can only dream of such a combo.

Mr. Flopnuts

02-02-2015, 09:54 AM

Congrats Pats fans!

morphius

02-02-2015, 09:57 AM

Do you REALLY feel all that good about that one?

It's like the Seahawks were walking out the door to spring break and Pete chimed in 'Errr, Ms. Crabapple. Didn't you say there would be some homework?'

After losing one to a helmet catch and almost losing this one to a ball bouncing a few times off a guys body on a nearly perfectly defended play. Yeah, I think he is feeling just fine with it.

The Franchise

02-02-2015, 10:02 AM

Congrats Pats fans!

Sure....now they can feel free to finally leave.

Hootie

02-02-2015, 10:06 AM

Sure....now they can feel free to finally leave.
Yeah right. They spend more time here than anywhere.

GloryDayz

02-02-2015, 10:11 AM

Yeah right. They spend more time here than anywhere.

I guess their Pats board works about as well as Logan's TSA agents. I can see them not wanting to be there, something bad will happen.

BucEyedPea

02-02-2015, 10:50 AM

I guess their Pats board works about as well as Logan's TSA agents. I can see them not wanting to be there, something bad will happen.

Look at your rep panel for comments about some other Pat's boards.

BucEyedPea

02-02-2015, 10:53 AM

I didn't see this, but I am hearing Goodell practically choked out a congrats to the Pats and wasn't smiling. Got out of there fast and Kraft stared daggers at him. Uncomforting hug between Goodell and Brady too. So much for Goodell being in Kraft's pocket.

BucEyedPea

02-02-2015, 10:58 AM

Oh and teams that lost to the Pats: Dolts, Ratbirds etc along with the media trying a massive mind fuck on the Patriots before the most important game of the year recoiled. Pats just may have played better without that even. That's what should be called out. It's legal but it's no better then trying to cheat or gain an edge. Only this time it wasn't just the competing team that did it.

Mr. Flopnuts

02-02-2015, 01:09 PM

Sure....now they can feel free to finally leave.

ROFL I love Dickie.

wazu

02-02-2015, 01:17 PM

Pasta Little Brioni

02-02-2015, 01:17 PM

stevieray

02-02-2015, 01:22 PM

It was very awkward. Worst part of the scene was the whole stadium booing Goodell while he talked.dang, missed that...wife had commandeered remote at that point.

GloryDayz

02-02-2015, 01:58 PM

Look at your rep panel for comments about some other Pat's boards.

It sure seems like the Pats board is as bad as Pats fans and the team if they're assholes like that.

I must admit I'm on a few others and they aren't nearly the melting pot CP is, but that might be why CP really does rule the NFL boards world.

But when Ammorix (Sp.) got all butt hurt, that was odd. I know non-Chiefs fans should expect some added scrutiny (I do on the other boards), but really? In this case the problem was irrefutable, the team is known to be creative with the rules, and the intent of rules, and to come here and think we're all going to be high-brow about it.

And this is coming from a guy who thinks they are guilty of creating the scenario, but I've been very clear that they should just pay the price (which should be heavy as they've earned the loss of getting the benefit of the doubt) and we all move on. And I think I'm also clear that I'd like the Chiefs to learn from this and realize they too have to step to that level. If not, it's like bringing a knife to a gun fight, or perhaps a knife to a machete fight (and they have Ninja stars too)...

So make a new name on your Pats board, tell them they suck hairy and dirty donkey balls, GloryDayz from CP thinks they're all pussies, he doesn't care what they just won, and that CP is far better the PP.

BucEyedPea

02-02-2015, 02:15 PM

They do welcome other teams at PP.

The Franchise

02-02-2015, 02:16 PM

They do welcome other teams at PP.

Not a single fuck was given.

BucEyedPea

02-02-2015, 02:16 PM

Not a single **** was given.

Huh?

I'm just correcting one part of GD's post is all.

GloryDayz

02-02-2015, 03:21 PM

They do welcome other teams at PP.

Not if they're full of rules... They seem to suppress everybody, and that's junk!

Simply Red

02-02-2015, 07:04 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL

The taste of your bitter tears is ever so sweet...

LOOK WHO CHANGED HIS AVATAR!!!

http://i.imgur.com/lEPt6OK.gif

Simply Red

02-02-2015, 07:05 PM

Who is Tuckrule?

Pasta Little Brioni

02-02-2015, 07:09 PM

LOOK WHO CHANGED HIS AVATAR!!!

http://i.imgur.com/lEPt6OK.gif

It's a pretty sad thing to do on a Chiefs board....Especially when he cried and was nicely given his username back.

BucEyedPea

02-02-2015, 07:10 PM

Who is Tuckrule?

It's short for Tuckdaddy.

GloryDayz

02-02-2015, 07:48 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL

The taste of your bitter tears is ever so sweet...

Nice avatar...

Psyko Tek

02-02-2015, 07:55 PM

After losing one to a helmet catch and almost losing this one to a ball bouncing a few times off a guys body on a nearly perfectly defended play. Yeah, I think he is feeling just fine with it.

that circus catch was Gawd saying seattle shall win, then Belicheck sold the rest of boston's souls, to make Carol Andy Ried and call a pass on the one

and fuck spelling and grammar

Hootie

02-02-2015, 08:56 PM

why is a "chiefs fan" telling me to suck a dick because the Patriots won?

ThaVirus

02-02-2015, 09:06 PM

why is a "chiefs fan" telling me to suck a dick because the Patriots won?

I'm pretty sure LiveSteam is a Pats fan.

He's also a Neanderthal.

Hootie

02-02-2015, 09:07 PM

he's not a Pats fan

he's a KC local that hangs out with Guru or Bugeater or something; high school friends with one of those guys if I recall correctly

ThaVirus

02-02-2015, 09:10 PM

You might be right. I could have sworn I saw him repping the Pats in DC a while back.. But maybe I had him confused with BucEyedPea.

Bugeater

02-02-2015, 09:11 PM

he's not a Pats fan

he's a KC local that hangs out with Guru or Bugeater or something; high school friends with one of those guys if I recall correctly
Omaha, not KC. I grew up two blocks down the street from him. Yes, he's a Pats fan and has been since high school.

So you had a couple things right. :D

Buzz

02-02-2015, 09:20 PM

why is a "chiefs fan" telling me to suck a dick because the Patriots won?

Whatever I would have said to this post would not be nice.

cosmo20002

02-02-2015, 10:24 PM

I'm pretty sure LiveSteam is a Pats meth fan.

He's also a Neanderthal.

fyp

Hootie

02-03-2015, 12:40 AM

Omaha, not KC. I grew up two blocks down the street from him. Yes, he's a Pats fan and has been since high school.

So you had a couple things right. :D

why is someone who grew up in Omaha, Nebraska a Patriots fan?

Baby Lee

02-03-2015, 02:04 AM

why is someone who grew up in Omaha, Nebraska a Patriots fan?

Why does a grown man ride toy trains?

LiveSteam

02-03-2015, 08:46 AM

Omaha, not KC. I grew up two blocks down the street from him. Yes, he's a Pats fan and has been since high school.

So you had a couple things right. :D

Grade school.

LiveSteam

02-03-2015, 08:47 AM

I'm pretty sure LiveSteam is a Pats fan.

He's also a Neanderthal.

Sup friend.

LiveSteam

02-03-2015, 08:49 AM

Why does a grown man ride toy trains?

Nice.

Hootie

02-03-2015, 12:07 PM

you don't just pick to be a Patriots fan in 1980

it doesn't make sense

Hootie

02-03-2015, 12:08 PM

(I'd like to hear the story of why you're a Pats fan, is what I mean)

Amnorix

02-03-2015, 12:08 PM

Do you REALLY feel all that good about that one?

It's like the Seahawks were walking out the door to spring break and Pete chimed in 'Errr, Ms. Crabapple. Didn't you say there would be some homework?'

How could the Seahawks REALLY feel all that good after the 82 miracles it took for them to beat teh Packers, and then the ridiculous Kearse bobble-catch to get to the 5 yard line in the first place?

Karma FINALLY went BOTH ways this time. And after the Tyree play, and Manningham, and Brady/Welker failing to connect, FUCK YES I FEEL GREAT!!

:D

Amnorix

02-03-2015, 12:11 PM

LOOK WHO CHANGED HIS AVATAR!!!

http://i.imgur.com/lEPt6OK.gif

Not that I've had that ready for SEVEN DAMN YEARS OR ANYTHING. ROFL

Simply Red

02-03-2015, 12:57 PM

why would anyone care about Tuck Daddy's opinion?

LiveSteam

02-03-2015, 01:07 PM

Because his oppion went on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on.

LiveSteam

02-03-2015, 01:14 PM

(I'd like to hear the story of why you're a Pats fan, is what I mean)

It was a cold winter day in 1978. I was 9 years old,in 3rd grade & surrounded by obnoxious lil snot nosed Pittsburgh Steelers & Dallas Cowboy fans of the Chuck Noll & Tom Landry era. That didn't sit well with me.
So I broke out a 8 ball of crystal meth, plus the credit card I stole from dear old grandma. Chopped up a big old 4 inch line of meth. Snorted it up my nose & screamed
BY GOD,IM PATRIOTS FAN TELL THE DAY I DIE!

GloryDayz

02-03-2015, 02:40 PM

It was a cold winter day in 1978. I was 9 years old,in 3rd grade & surrounded by obnoxious lil snot nosed Pittsburgh Steelers & Dallas Cowboy fans of the Chuck Noll & Tom Landry era. That didn't sit well with me.
So I broke out a 8 ball of crystal meth, plus the credit card I stole from dear old grandma. Chopped up a big old 4 inch line of meth. Snorted it up my nose & screamed
BY GOD,IM PATRIOTS FAN TELL THE DAY I DIE!

You shut your fucking whore mouth, slut! Tom's a God!

And even after your 27Bth SB victory, Kraft and BB won't have ever made "America's Team"!

Just enjoy your trophy* and victory*!

BucEyedPea

02-03-2015, 04:31 PM

why would anyone care about Tuck Daddy's opinion?

I don't think all of us do. Some just like dishing back his own medicine sometimes.

Sweet Daddy Hate

02-03-2015, 06:12 PM

It was a cold winter day in 1978. I was 9 years old,in 3rd grade & surrounded by obnoxious lil snot nosed Pittsburgh Steelers & Dallas Cowboy fans of the Chuck Noll & Tom Landry era. That didn't sit well with me.
So I broke out a 8 ball of crystal meth, plus the credit card I stole from dear old grandma. Chopped up a big old 4 inch line of meth. Snorted it up my nose & screamed
BY GOD,IM PATRIOTS FAN TELL THE DAY I DIE!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3904008/agent-smith-laughing-o.gif

Mr. Flopnuts

02-04-2015, 09:56 AM

Irony. In high school the Pats were my 2nd team because I felt like I needed to root for a loser. When they started winning I stopped cheering. I hate my life...

LiveSteam

02-04-2015, 11:20 AM

4& a bag of meth

morphius

02-04-2015, 11:33 AM

Irony. In high school the Pats were my 2nd team because I felt like I needed to root for a loser. When they started winning I stopped cheering. I hate my life...

I decided to bandwagon and cheer for them because they were fun to watch with Brady at the helm, and they never really seem to have any impact on the Chiefs. While I didn't dance around the house with the win, I did let out a big, "YES!!!" on the interception, lol.