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SeeingRed
02-02-2015, 09:54 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/02/johnny-manziel-checks-into-rehab-cleveland-browns-quarterback/

BigRedChief
02-02-2015, 09:55 AM
“@MaryKayCabot: Here's the quick post on #Browns Johnny Manziel entering a rehab facility to deal with his issues http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/02/browns_quarterback_johnny_manziel_rehab.html”

TribalElder
02-02-2015, 09:56 AM
total douche

KC native
02-02-2015, 09:57 AM
Just think of all the morons here that wanted to draft that fuckstick in the first round. LMAO

Eleazar
02-02-2015, 09:57 AM
Do they teach you how to grow 6 inches and read defenses in rehab?

WhawhaWhat
02-02-2015, 09:58 AM
Johnny 8ball

SeeingRed
02-02-2015, 10:02 AM
Johnny 8ball

LMAO

gblowfish
02-02-2015, 10:02 AM
Actually, Fee Waybill went into rehab, they just thought he was Johnny Football...

Eleazar
02-02-2015, 10:06 AM
Johnny 8ball

I think the board should have a filter that changes Johnny Football or Johnny Manziel to Johnny 8ball.

Red Dawg
02-02-2015, 10:08 AM
Sorry as rich kid. I never have any sympathy for rich people and definitely non for him.

WhawhaWhat
02-02-2015, 10:09 AM
Sorry as rich kid. I never have any sympathy for rich people and definitely non for him.

Only poor people are allowed to have drug and/or alcohol addiction!

loochy
02-02-2015, 10:16 AM
Sorry as rich kid. I never have any sympathy for rich people and definitely non for him.

Money fix everything!

ClevelandBronco
02-02-2015, 10:16 AM
Great news.

Pitt Gorilla
02-02-2015, 10:17 AM
Just think of all the morons here that wanted to draft that ****stick in the first round. LMAOBeyond his off field issues, he's just not very good. I never understood the love.

KC native
02-02-2015, 10:22 AM
Beyond his off field issues, he's just not very good. I never understood the love.

I completely agree. Add in the aggie factor and he is a bucket full of AIDS/Ebola/Measles.

Red Beans
02-02-2015, 10:24 AM
I'm sure no one, and I mean no one saw this coming. JFC, cue a train wreck gif of some kind.

stumppy
02-02-2015, 10:43 AM
Only poor people are allowed to have drug and/or alcohol addiction!

:thumb:

Props to him for seeking treatment.

Hog's Gone Fishin
02-02-2015, 10:43 AM
This will make him even better !

KC_Lee
02-02-2015, 10:56 AM
Do they teach you how to grow 6 inches and read defenses in rehab?

No, but according to the internet there are supplements for that...

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Kman34
02-02-2015, 11:10 AM
I'm sure no one, and I mean no one saw this coming. JFC, cue a train wreck gif of some kind.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/418787/train-wreck-o.gif

Red Beans
02-02-2015, 11:34 AM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/418787/train-wreck-o.gif

I am pleased. Now cue that Citizen Kane clapping gif.

ChiTown
02-02-2015, 11:38 AM
I am pleased. Now cue that Citizen Kane clapping gif.

http://replygif.net/i/280.gif

Red Beans
02-02-2015, 11:50 AM
http://replygif.net/i/280.gif

To use Red's line, you seem nice.:)

salame
02-02-2015, 11:54 AM
Rehab can't fix being immature and not taking anything seriously....he should have went to scared straight.

RealSNR
02-02-2015, 11:55 AM
While we're cueing up gifs, I've been meaning to find this gif for a long time. It was posted ages ago on here and I had it bookmarked, but now it's gone.

It's like at this spa/hot tub party or something like that, or at least a bunch of people in bathing suits. There's a woman with a pretty decent body on the ground grabbing her legs over her head so her ass is in the air looking up at people (covered by a bathing suit, though). Above her there's this dude with a bike as he's spinning one of the wheels, and he gradually descends the tread of the spinning tire onto this girl's taint.

Anybody know what I'm talking about?

ptlyon
02-02-2015, 11:58 AM
While we're cueing up gifs, I've been meaning to find this gif for a long time. It was posted ages ago on here and I had it bookmarked, but now it's gone.

It's like at this spa/hot tub party or something like that, or at least a bunch of people in bathing suits. There's a woman with a pretty decent body on the ground grabbing her legs over her head so her ass is in the air looking up at people (covered by a bathing suit, though). Above her there's this dude with a bike as he's spinning one of the wheels, and he gradually descends the tread of the spinning tire onto this girl's taint.

Anybody know what I'm talking about?

Dude, just use your imagination

Hog's Gone Fishin
02-02-2015, 11:59 AM
While we're cueing up gifs, I've been meaning to find this gif for a long time. It was posted ages ago on here and I had it bookmarked, but now it's gone.

It's like at this spa/hot tub party or something like that, or at least a bunch of people in bathing suits. There's a woman with a pretty decent body on the ground grabbing her legs over her head so her ass is in the air looking up at people (covered by a bathing suit, though). Above her there's this dude with a bike as he's spinning one of the wheels, and he gradually descends the tread of the spinning tire onto this girl's taint.

Anybody know what I'm talking about?

Yes, I know what taint is .

Red Beans
02-02-2015, 12:06 PM
Moar gifs!

Eleazar
02-02-2015, 12:33 PM
Rehab can't fix being immature and not taking anything seriously....he should have went to scared straight.

Just weeks ago he walk walking around spouting all this garbage about how he's a new man now.

He'll be selling insurance somewhere near College Station before too long...

KC native
02-02-2015, 12:39 PM
Just weeks ago he walk walking around spouting all this garbage about how he's a new man now.

He'll be selling insurance somewhere near College Station before too long...

Grandpa has oil money. Johnny Fireball won't be selling any insurance.

fan4ever
02-02-2015, 12:40 PM
My nephew who owns one of popular bars in downtown Scottsdale saw him this week during SuperBowl week; said his was as sh*tfaced as anyone he's ever seen...and my nephew has owned/operated night clubs for about 8 years...has a great story about John Elway's son...

kcpasco
02-02-2015, 12:58 PM
:rolleyes::rolleyes:Nope never saw that one coming.

ClevelandBronco
02-02-2015, 01:30 PM
Rehab can't fix being immature and not taking anything seriously....he should have went to scared straight.


Rehab can fix that and far more if he does it right. Statistically speaking, most don't do it right. In fact, most will never get it right, no matter how many rehabs they do. There's just no way to force a sick guy to keep up with the kind of recovery rehab offers.

gblowfish
02-02-2015, 01:45 PM
Wow....Johnny Football has really freaked out. He doesn't look quite so short with those platform heels...

White Punks on Dope!

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Mr. Laz
02-02-2015, 01:52 PM
good luck to him


i've got a feeling it's bullshit, but good luck......

ping2000
02-02-2015, 02:11 PM
Dude should have eaten the Snickers.

Chiefnj2
02-02-2015, 04:20 PM
Ray Farmer isn't very good with his character checks.

Mav
02-02-2015, 04:32 PM
Ray Farmer isn't very good with his character checks.
Sure he is. Considering he wanted Teddy. Haslam pulled rank

Mav
02-02-2015, 04:33 PM
My nephew who owns one of popular bars in downtown Scottsdale saw him this week during SuperBowl week; said his was as sh*tfaced as anyone he's ever seen...and my nephew has owned/operated night clubs for about 8 years...has a great story about John Elway's son...
I think your nephew is mistaken. Johnny was offered 6 figures to host in las Vegas and declined

Mr. Laz
02-02-2015, 04:33 PM
Sure he is. Considering he wanted Teddy. Haslam pulled rank

I seriously doubt you can KNOW that.


Did somebody from the Brown's organization really come out and say that one person pulled rank on another?

didn't think so

Mav
02-02-2015, 04:40 PM
I seriously doubt you can KNOW that.


Did somebody from the Brown's organization really come out and say that one person pulled rank on another?

didn't think so
Yes. Dowell Loggains came out and said that when Johnny sent Dowell the infamous "let's wreck this league" text that he showed it to Jimmy, and Jimmy demanded they draft him. Google it.

gblowfish
02-02-2015, 05:01 PM
Better?
http://i60.tinypic.com/112a5tt.jpg
Better!

ThaVirus
02-02-2015, 07:08 PM
My nephew who owns one of popular bars in downtown Scottsdale saw him this week during SuperBowl week; said his was as sh*tfaced as anyone he's ever seen...and my nephew has owned/operated night clubs for about 8 years...has a great story about John Elway's son...


Well.......?

Pasta Giant Meatball
02-02-2015, 07:10 PM
Turd

Buzz
02-02-2015, 09:54 PM
Everyone deserves a 2nd chance, he is young and dumb, been there. Well, with a lot less at stake.

Psyko Tek
02-02-2015, 10:32 PM
Better?
http://i60.tinypic.com/112a5tt.jpg
Better!

Jack Daniels???
Puuuuleaze, Johnny douche has to drink something worth a grand a bottle at least

Simply Red
02-02-2015, 10:53 PM
Can't stop the Marching-Powder.