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TimBone
02-05-2015, 02:03 AM
There was a disagreement on what is considered thin/thick/fat/bony in a thread sometime last week. I've been meaning to make this thread for a week now to see what the overall preference would be among CP.

Now, I assume that for most of us there would be a happy medium somewhere between the two body types below, but for this threads purpose you're being limited to the following options.

So, it's the end of the night, you've been at the bar looking for that special lady. You're not drunk. You've got a slight buzz, but you're still well within a solid enough frame of mind to keep your normal standards. There are two girls giving, each on opposite sides of the bar, both giving you the "**** me" eyes. They have identical faces, identical skin colors, they could pass for identical twins, aside from one thing....their body type. Which one do you go home with?

Side note: It was also suggested in that thread that old guys like fat girls, so feel free to comment with your age and which body type you chose, and your ideal female body type if you please(pics are encouraged).

My apologies for no humorous options in the poll, I'm trying to keep the results as accurate as possible. Also, I'm not Rain Man, so **** off.

BODY TYPE A
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/securedownload.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/securedownload.jpg.html)



BODY TYPE B
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e129/timbonel/e59yxbk.jpg (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/timbonel/media/e59yxbk.jpg.html)

threebag02
02-05-2015, 03:03 AM
Body Type A.

I want to get to my place and fuck. I don't want to spend a couple hours at Shoney's.

-King-
02-05-2015, 03:29 AM
Of those two, I'd rather have B. A is just disgusting to me.

Imon Yourside
02-05-2015, 03:32 AM
always had B so i'll take the A. :D

LoneWolf
02-05-2015, 04:52 AM
Body type B. If I wanted to fuck prepubescent boys, I would have joined the priesthood.

bigjosh
02-05-2015, 04:53 AM
B. And it's not even close.

Coochie liquor
02-05-2015, 04:59 AM
I'm 42, and weigh 176, and if choosing between the 2 it would be B every time. Although I usually like mine a little thicker than that, but with only those 2 choices..,. B

Schnitzel
02-05-2015, 05:09 AM
Probably B

POND_OF_RED
02-05-2015, 05:11 AM
Body type A. Fuck being all about the bass. I wanna hit some treble notes.

Big Smoke
02-05-2015, 06:18 AM
I'm a B boy.

KCUnited
02-05-2015, 06:32 AM
I'd give A a throat IV of continuous protein faster than she could puke it up. She'd look like B in 60 days.

Cave Johnson
02-05-2015, 06:33 AM
CP, home of shaved head/goatee types, loves it some B.

KC Jones
02-05-2015, 06:41 AM
B, it's not even close.

siberian khatru
02-05-2015, 06:42 AM
I prefer something in between, but if forced to choose I'd go with B.

Big Smoke
02-05-2015, 06:45 AM
CP, home of shaved head/goatee types, loves it some B.

A looks like she has a meth habit.

B is a little chubby.

B is the only answer.

Kman34
02-05-2015, 06:46 AM
A.5???

CoMoChief
02-05-2015, 06:53 AM
I don't prefer either body type...but id rather fuck type A.

I like them short...curvy bubble ass

BigMeatballDave
02-05-2015, 06:55 AM
B. Absolutely!

mac459
02-05-2015, 07:19 AM
A=Skelator

B=Takes two trips to haul ass

I will stay home and watch porn

WhawhaWhat
02-05-2015, 07:27 AM
Type A looks like she's 12. Chris Hansen would use her on his show to lure the pedos out.

http://masonprof.x10.mx/chan/p/src/129956056647.gif

srvy
02-05-2015, 07:31 AM
So its either A plow a bone?



Or B hump a whale?



FU I'm 58 where is C somewhere in the middle?

Thanks for fucking with my fantasy!

stumppy
02-05-2015, 07:40 AM
Somewhere in between.

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-05-2015, 08:18 AM
The kind with the un-smelly vagina?

KC Jones
02-05-2015, 08:21 AM
A looks like she has a meth habit.

B is a little chubby.

B is the only answer.

pretty much. I prefer a more fit body type, but the skeletor thing is repulsive.

Katipan
02-05-2015, 08:28 AM
The picture of girl one makes her look 9 and the picture of girl two has her all laid out seductive.

You make those girls trade poses and I bet the results shift.

Reaper16
02-05-2015, 08:41 AM
A is not the best example of a thin woman. She's rail thin without being cut, which lends a sort of drug use effect. Some 90s Kate Moss heroin chic shit.

B is not great either in that her arms are way skinnier than her stomach, which is throwing me off on a proportional basis. But B is much closer to my partner's body type than A, so I'll go with B. Cuz butts are fun.

Eleazar
02-05-2015, 08:45 AM
A, and it's not close.

Baby Lee
02-05-2015, 08:45 AM
Neither of those attract me on appearance alone. But both are well within the envelope of being extremely attractive with a winning personality or sense of humor.

If A were a vacuous airhead, or if B sat around munching fries and bitching about her friends, either would be an instant turn off.

Eleazar
02-05-2015, 08:49 AM
Neither of those attract me on appearance alone. But both are well within the envelope of being extremely attractive with a winning personality or sense of humor.

If A were a vacuous airhead, or if B sat around munching fries and bitching about her friends, either would be an instant turn off.

Both are in their relative primes right now... B is going to blow up to Stay-Puft size in a couple of years.

Omaha
02-05-2015, 08:53 AM
A is the obvious answer.

B's vagina probably smells.

Omaha
02-05-2015, 08:53 AM
A is the obvious answer.

B's vagina probably smells.

...because she's fat.

Old Dog
02-05-2015, 08:54 AM
Katipan makes an interesting point, but I can't see any way I would pick A over B

Canofbier
02-05-2015, 09:02 AM
The picture of girl one makes her look 9 and the picture of girl two has her all laid out seductive.

You make those girls trade poses and I bet the results shift.

I was going to say something similar; notice too that the picture of girl B is HEAVILY airbrushed/photoshopped. In reality, that girl has a lot more flaws than the picture lets on.

Katipan
02-05-2015, 09:03 AM
Katipan makes an interesting point, but I can't see any way I would pick A over B

The most comforting thing about all these threads we do through the years is the confirmation that they aren't ALL Omahas. Or Coochies.

Although if you people were all Omahas we'd have a breed of women that can kick all of your asses.

So Im okay with that too.

Buehler445
02-05-2015, 09:09 AM
Both.

srvy
02-05-2015, 09:12 AM
I couldn't afford A's drug habit.

B would eat me out of house and home.

Poll sucks!!!

siberian khatru
02-05-2015, 09:14 AM
Both.

At the same time?

MIAdragon
02-05-2015, 09:14 AM
The picture of girl one makes her look 9 and the picture of girl two has her all laid out seductive.

You make those girls trade poses and I bet the results shift.

Doubt it, ladies are supposed to have curves and A simply does not. I bet that's the most flattering angle of A (and probably B for that matter).

MIAdragon
02-05-2015, 09:16 AM
I couldn't afford A's drug habit.

B would eat me out of house and home.

Poll sucks!!!

You're 58 you can't be picky.

Katipan
02-05-2015, 09:17 AM
Doubt it, ladies are supposed to have curves and A simply does not. I bet that's the most flattering angle of A (and probably B for that matter).

Your opinion is completely dismissed, my dear. I have millions of cousins running around with fatter lips than hips.

Maybe not millions but for sure thousands.

notorious
02-05-2015, 09:23 AM
There are nudes of A somewhere.

Buehler445
02-05-2015, 09:31 AM
At the same time?

Is there another way?

MIAdragon
02-05-2015, 09:31 AM
Your opinion is completely dismissed, my dear. I have millions of cousins running around with fatter lips than hips.

Maybe not millions but for sure thousands.

Let me go back to the Asian thread in the pics section to confirm. I take it you're on the thin side ; ).

Sandy Vagina
02-05-2015, 09:31 AM
Body type B. If I wanted to **** prepubescent boys, I would have joined the priesthood.

:LOL: ... this.

When younger, I was more attracted to the skinny girls.. Now, I like my girl with a lil meat on her bones. Not fat... just not a stick. Ideal is a little thinner than example B.

... and no. No double standards. I am not fat, nor close to stick thin. Hate when fat people hate on other fat people... as if they somehow think they are better than.

Katipan
02-05-2015, 09:37 AM
A little lighting and some blue water turn anorexia into art.

http://realtalkmomma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/David-Gandy-Anna-Maria-Jagodzinska-by-Mario-Testino-Dolce-Gabbana-Light-Blue-Fragrance.jpg

Katipan
02-05-2015, 09:38 AM
Let me go back to the Asian thread in the pics section to confirm. I take it you're on the thin side ; ).

I'm 35 with 3 kids. I can still take guys for a walk on my bikini bridge but I might jiggle a little on your way down.

MIAdragon
02-05-2015, 09:39 AM
A little lighting and some blue water turn anorexia into art.

http://realtalkmomma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/David-Gandy-Anna-Maria-Jagodzinska-by-Mario-Testino-Dolce-Gabbana-Light-Blue-Fragrance.jpg

She's too thin as well.

MIAdragon
02-05-2015, 09:40 AM
I'm 35 with 3 kids. I can still take guys for a walk on my bikini bridge but I might jiggle a little on your way down.

A little jiggle is perfect. Had a feeling you were cute.

Iconic
02-05-2015, 09:41 AM
Type C
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1950689776_1/-font-b-Katy-b-font-font-b-Perry-b-font-2014-brand-New-Fashion-Solid.jpg

Imon Yourside
02-05-2015, 09:46 AM
Type C
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1950689776_1/-font-b-Katy-b-font-font-b-Perry-b-font-2014-brand-New-Fashion-Solid.jpg

I rike a creavage

GordonGekko
02-05-2015, 10:00 AM
Body type B turns into A if you smoke all the time and forget to eat shit.

WhiteWhale
02-05-2015, 10:01 AM
Type B is better to look at.

Type A is better in bed.

notorious
02-05-2015, 10:01 AM
Body type B turns into A if you smoke all the time and forget to eat shit.

Type B forgets that she has already eaten all the time.

WhiteWhale
02-05-2015, 10:05 AM
People are idiots.

"A is skinny, therefore has an eating disorder and or drug addiction!"

"B is fat! The female form is gross when it has curves!"

Neither of these women are gross, but many of you are idiots.

Reerun_KC
02-05-2015, 10:08 AM
Like my wifes body type....

Nzoner
02-05-2015, 10:10 AM
I prefer something in between, but if forced to choose I'd go with B.

this

alanm
02-05-2015, 10:15 AM
B. And it's not even close.This and bigjosh is correct. It's not even close.

GordonGekko
02-05-2015, 10:18 AM
Type B forgets that she has already eaten all the time.

I'm just saying, the girls I see with body type A tend to be smokers. They smoke a lot and forget to eat or they blow their money on smokes and don't have cash for hostess. I'd bang both though in a heartbeat. As someone else said, both body types work.

Nzoner
02-05-2015, 10:34 AM
I'd bang both though in a heartbeat. As someone else said, both body types work.

Well hell yes I think any normal American male would but then again sometimes I'm so horny the crack of dawn ain't safe.

Rausch
02-05-2015, 10:37 AM
Can't vote - don't like either.

Would prefer slightly slim or slightly heavy.

Not skin on bones or true thick...

Rausch
02-05-2015, 10:39 AM
...I'm so horny the crack of dawn ain't safe.

At 19 this was me.

At 39 all I see are carriers of pain, pending litigation, and at best an STD...

TimBone
02-05-2015, 10:45 AM
Can't vote - don't like either.

Would prefer slightly slim or slightly heavy.

Not skin on bones or true thick...
Rausch, if you were being forced. Fuck one or be executed, which one do you choose? I agree neither is ideal.

SAUTO
02-05-2015, 10:46 AM
Type B is better to look at.

Type A is better in bed.

Doubtful

TimBone
02-05-2015, 10:46 AM
The chick in the body type A pic is a porn star, so she is of age.

Notorious is right, there are nudes of her somewhere, I just don't find her appealing enough to look them up.

TimBone
02-05-2015, 10:48 AM
Also Katipan makes a good point, one is in a seductive pose, the other is not. Sorry about that. But that is the clearest picture I found of a thick girl. Also, the skinny girl pic was getting some love in the thread I pulled it from.

Imon Yourside
02-05-2015, 10:49 AM
The chick in the body type A pic is a porn star, so she is of age.

Notorious is right, there are nudes of her somewhere, I just don't find her appealing enough to look them up.

She has a face to make a freight train take a dirt road.

Nzoner
02-05-2015, 10:54 AM
The chick in the body type A pic is a porn star, so she is of age.

Notorious is right, there are nudes of her somewhere, I just don't find her appealing enough to look them up.

Neither do I,I've ****ed a girl with body type A and to me it felt like my cack was hitting bone with every stroke.

keg in kc
02-05-2015, 10:55 AM
Neither body type prefers me, so I don't give it much thought these days. But I lean more toward slender and athletic. Not gas chamber thin, but fat for me is a turn off. I go for natural B or C cup, nice glutes and athletic legs.

Detoxing
02-05-2015, 10:56 AM
A.

Easy choice for a few reasons:

1. A can get fatter w/o much effort, i doubt B has the energy or will power to get skinnier.

2. B is too big for me and it'll look hella awkward when we go out.

3. A would be a helluva lot easier to shop for during the holidays etc. Stores always have sizes 0-3, but 16+? Yeah good look with that.

4. B looks like she has a higher cost to maintain.....all that food and what not.....

To quote the bloodhound gang:

I like my girls like my cheese,
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only,
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner,
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner,
Like Sizzler.....

BWillie
02-05-2015, 11:05 AM
Of those two, I'd rather have B. A is just disgusting to me.

Gross. The second chick is fat dude. Like, legitimately a piggy.

Nzoner
02-05-2015, 11:07 AM
Gross. The second chick is fat dude. Like, legitimately a piggy.

Maybe he's like Captain Ahab,he's in search of the great white whale.

Detoxing
02-05-2015, 11:08 AM
Also keep in mind that A can pretty much wear w/e she wants, while B cannot.

That can also lead to some self esteem issues and binge ice cream crashes.

loochy
02-05-2015, 11:10 AM
I'll say A, but both choices are a bit too far to the extreme for me.

However, this is only hypothetical internet situation. In real life, I'd take either without complaint.

Detoxing
02-05-2015, 11:10 AM
Ah, just realized this is a "hit it and quit it" proposition.

...Still A...can you imagine trying to carry B's drunk ass to the toilet? Fuck that.

BWillie
02-05-2015, 11:12 AM
A is the obvious answer.

B's vagina probably smells.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

BWillie
02-05-2015, 11:15 AM
I think it is true though about age. And I'm not trying to offend anyone, that is not my intent. But I think as you age, MOST people become less in shape. And as that becomes more and more the case, you are less attracted to thin women, or even in shape women. In fact, I know for some men, they are intimidated by that. It's not anything to be ashamed about. It's why alot of short guys don't want to date tall women. Same complex going on.

Fire Me Boy!
02-05-2015, 11:18 AM
A, no question. But I like the waif model look.

RunKC
02-05-2015, 11:19 AM
B.

Type A has no boobs, no hips, and the figure of an 8 year old.

Personally, I like a mix in between. Pretty skinny girl with boobs to fill a handful and nice love curves.

Halle Berry is the perfect example. I love her body type.

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article147732.ece/alternates/s615/halle-berry-celebrated-her-birthday-at-her-malibu-beach-house-and-in-die-another-day-in-2002-pic-splashnews-com-and-rex-features-788626339.jpg

Baby Lee
02-05-2015, 11:23 AM
The chick in the body type A pic is a porn star, so she is of age.

Notorious is right, there are nudes of her somewhere, I just don't find her appealing enough to look them up.

The pic came straight of the 'clothed then naked' thread in the pictures forum.

srvy
02-05-2015, 11:25 AM
Like my wifes body type....

Know how I know your wife checks your CP posts?

TimBone
02-05-2015, 11:33 AM
The pic came straight of the 'clothed then naked' thread in the pictures forum.
Did it? You have a post #? I'd post it here, but thats a lot to look through.

TimBone
02-05-2015, 11:33 AM
Know how I know your wife checks your CP posts?
LMAO

pitchfork30
02-05-2015, 11:34 AM
Now, I assume that for most of us there would be a happy medium somewhere between the two body types below


Gee do you think?

ThaVirus
02-05-2015, 11:40 AM
I think you guys know which one I'm taking to Pound Town...

TimBone
02-05-2015, 11:40 AM
I think you guys know which one I'm taking to Pound Town...
Hahahahahaha

TimBone
02-05-2015, 11:43 AM
How about these two? Remember...body type only, everything else is idnetical. One night stand, no attachments.

ARIANA GRANDE
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/05/19ebda405be850165790fd67a6cf55ca.jpg

KATE UPTON
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/05/f5271d51c3dc5a0a8451e3dfb697ec72.jpg

Detoxing
02-05-2015, 11:46 AM
Grande. Not even close.

Baby Lee
02-05-2015, 11:50 AM
Grande is close to perfect, except she looks so dang young.

Upton looks fun, but I can't get past her Hank Hill ass.

Fairplay
02-05-2015, 11:50 AM
theebag has this women's phone number if interested

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar7298_5.gif

TimBone
02-05-2015, 11:51 AM
Grande. Not even close.
Yeah, Grande's body is better than the skinny girl in the OP, but it still screams 12 year old to me.

I'm taking Kate Upton's body home for the night, and I'm praying she sticks around for a couple of years.

BWillie
02-05-2015, 11:53 AM
Grande. Not even close.

Really like Ariana Grande's body type. It's about perfect. Kate Upton is very pretty, and that isn't a very good picture of her actually. Her body doesn't look that bad at all, but it is a type that if she isn't careful could easily become a piggy as she ages.

srvy
02-05-2015, 12:04 PM
I dont know can't tell anything about there personalities from the pics:spock:

I lie would :hump: Kate while she was eating a Hardee's burger.

Anyway I can call a reoccurring groundhog day? Bang Kate step in front the semi truck do the other spinner lay on the RR tracks rinse repeat?

TimBone
02-05-2015, 12:04 PM
Really like Ariana Grande's body type. It's about perfect. Kate Upton is very pretty, and that isn't a very good picture of her actually. Her body doesn't look that bad at all, but it is a type that if she isn't careful could easily become a piggy as she ages.
Yeah, I chose that picture of Upton because it's less flattering. Katipan mentioned that the pics in the OP favored the thicker girl, so I was trying to change that.

In58men
02-05-2015, 12:11 PM
Not everybody is a chubby chaser, give me A all day

otherstar
02-05-2015, 12:23 PM
B...I'm a middle-aged married guy...'nuff said!

TimBone
02-05-2015, 12:25 PM
Not everybody is a chubby chaser, give me A all day
Hey, no problem, bud! Here's another candid shot of her laying around getting some sun with her friends!


http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/05/412850ec63ab10bfa60df095e26ea1df.jpg

ThaVirus
02-05-2015, 12:35 PM
Generally speaking, I like a little more ass and titties if I'm just looking to fuck.

Ariana Grande is just so petite, I would love to throw her around a time or two.

So... I'm going with Ariana Grande.

TimBone
02-05-2015, 12:36 PM
Generally speaking, I like a little more ass and titties if I'm just looking to fuck.

Ariana Grande is just so petite, I would love to throw her around a time or two.

So... I'm going with Ariana Grande.
Token status revoked.

Coochie liquor
02-05-2015, 12:37 PM
When I'm putting work in, I need to see some movement while it's going on. I can imagine becoming frustrated while banging A as you could probably pound it hard and it still wouldn't move at all. When I'm banging B, her titties will be spinning around like helicopter propellers. Then I KNOW I'm hitting it right!!

Old Dog
02-05-2015, 12:38 PM
Upton

Why Not?
02-05-2015, 12:42 PM
Body type B. If I wanted to **** prepubescent boys, I would have joined the priesthood.

Haha. So this

Prison Bitch
02-05-2015, 12:47 PM
B won't work for me, I only like petite. Not even Normal, but petite. Never understood the attraction to fatties.

Detoxing
02-05-2015, 01:17 PM
B won't work for me, I only like petite. Not even Normal, but petite. Never understood the attraction to fatties.

I liked petite when i was younger. I had a size 1 GF in my early 20's....when you bend her over Doggie style though, it was basically hip bone against hip bone. I got sore hips several times.

Like most men, a fine balance in between is perfect. I like them thin enough to not have love handles when they wear tight jeans, but with some curves. Basically, my wife.

Pawnmower
02-05-2015, 02:05 PM
neither of them are my preference...but somewhere in between

probably closer to A though...I like a petite figure, but not emaciated

AndChiefs
02-05-2015, 02:38 PM
I'm actually surprised how close this is.

The Franchise
02-05-2015, 02:41 PM
I'd go with B but her face isn't doing anything for me. A is just fucking too skinny.

And between Grande or Upton? I'd go with Grande even though she's normally not my type. She just looks like she'd be way more fun in the sack.

lewdog
02-05-2015, 03:10 PM
Not everybody is a chubby chaser

Your wife is!!!!

ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pablo
02-05-2015, 03:23 PM
Eh, I'll go with A with the choice between the two. Neither really float my boat. B needs to give some of her lunch money to A.

And between Upton and Grande, I'm all Grande. Kate has marvelous jugs. No doubt about it. Aside from that, Grande has the far superior body and I'm a brunette fan anyhow.

Katipan
02-05-2015, 03:25 PM
rHZCNbjWvHo

I felt on Ryan Bader's stomach and that was lovely, but I would eat some chicken with Cormier.

Spokane Chief Fan
02-05-2015, 03:28 PM
I'll take B and Upton for the win.

L.A. Chieffan
02-05-2015, 03:31 PM
Put B in the gym and fix her face, Good to go.

Detoxing
02-05-2015, 03:33 PM
Put B in the gym and fix her face, Good to go.

Like i said, it's easier to make A gain weight than to make B lose it.

thabear04
02-05-2015, 03:34 PM
I would go with B. A need to eat more.

The Franchise
02-05-2015, 03:34 PM
Like i said, it's easier to make A gain weight than to make B lose it.

Ehhh.....A can gain weight....but it's not necessarily going to be a good kind of weight. B can at least work out and tone up....and still be thick in the right places. She definitely needs to work on that face though.

ChiefsCountry
02-05-2015, 03:42 PM
Put me in the in between category. I don't want really skinny but I don't want super thick either. Older I get my tastes are changing as well. I'm 6'4. I used to love and had lots of fun with the petite 5'2/5'3 girls. Didn't care for taller chicks. Now I would much rather have a girl in 5'7 to 5'10 range instead of the small ones. A girl's height affects their body type to me more than anything anymore.

Red Dawg
02-05-2015, 03:45 PM
I'd give A a throat IV of continuous protein faster than she could puke it up. She'd look like B in 60 days.

OH MY!

Katipan
02-05-2015, 03:54 PM
http://hellogiggles.hellogiggles.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/04/o-SWIMSUITSFORALL-570-500x375c.jpg

The 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is coming out on February 9th (aka, in five days) and for the first time in the history of the magazine, they’re including an ad that features a “plus-size” model. The model, Ashley Graham, is featured wearing a tiny black string bikini, and she looks AMAZING —naturally.

http://hellogiggles.com/sports-illustrated-plus-size-model

ChiTown
02-05-2015, 03:56 PM
B - all day. I'd mount A and snap her in half. I like a woman with some curves.

RNR
02-05-2015, 03:59 PM
Something in between boney and overweight would be my choice. Two less than desirable choices. Of the two A~

sedated
02-05-2015, 04:01 PM
Put me in the in between category.

This is the most popular response and it completely defeats the purpose of the question.

"Given 2 extremes, which would you prefer?"
"Somewhere in between"
:banghead:

ChiTown
02-05-2015, 04:01 PM
Something in between boney and overweight would be my choice. Two less than desirable choices. Of the two A~

So, B is overweight?

RNR
02-05-2015, 04:04 PM
So, B is overweight?

For my taste~

Detoxing
02-05-2015, 04:04 PM
So what's "A's" name anyway? I heard she has some porn shots?

sedated
02-05-2015, 04:05 PM
Put B in the gym and fix her face, Good to go.

She definitely needs to work on that face though.

What is wrong with her face?

ChiTown
02-05-2015, 04:07 PM
For my taste~

Fair enough.

B's face is attractive, but not "hot" by any stretch of the imagination. That said, her body would be fun to play with :evil:

RNR
02-05-2015, 04:13 PM
Fair enough.

B's face is attractive, but not "hot" by any stretch of the imagination. That said, her body would be fun to play with :evil:

I have never cared for giant breasts and that body type. Many men do :thumb

MIAdragon
02-05-2015, 04:15 PM
What is wrong with her face?

She's not an "11", ya know that most here pull.

RNR
02-05-2015, 04:26 PM
She's not an "11", ya know that most here pull.

Hey everyone on here is 6'5 285lbs and can throw a football 100 yard from the standing at attention position. Not even mentioning being clocked sub 4.3 in Chuck Taylor's on a muddy field against a 20 mph head on wind. So yeah we are a little picky :thumb:

TimBone
02-05-2015, 05:32 PM
So what's "A's" name anyway? I heard she has some porn shots?
Baby Lee said she was posted in the "clothed then naked" thread in the pic forum. I don't remember her, but It's possible I pulled the photo from there last week and then forgot.

I don't know her name, but you might find a nude pic of her in that thread.

Edit: If you find it, feel free to post it here with NSFW tags. Rep will follow.

mdchiefsfan
02-05-2015, 06:11 PM
Your wife is!!!!

ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:LOL: nice!!

Psyko Tek
02-05-2015, 09:10 PM
A looks like she has a meth habit.

B is a little chubby.

B is the only answer.

I am thinking a B+ or A- would be perfect

TimBone
02-05-2015, 09:54 PM
I am thinking a B+ or A- would be perfect
That's gotta be backwards, right?

Saccopoo
02-05-2015, 09:56 PM
I'd give A a throat IV of continuous protein faster than she could puke it up. She'd look like B in 60 days.

Classy.

A Salt Weapon
02-06-2015, 07:52 AM
A all day, b is disgustingly fat. I'm kinda surprised by the poll results.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 07:55 AM
A all day, b is disgustingly fat. I'm kinda surprised by the poll results.

You guys have a huge meth problem and we have 24 hour fast food delivery.

Graystoke
02-06-2015, 08:19 AM
Body Type B all the way.
I mean look at all that skin!
Skin to Win babay

brucey_72
02-06-2015, 08:32 AM
Neither is my type honestly.
I like athletic girls.

A. Has no tits, legs, hips or ass. Which are what makes a woman sexy.
B. Has a belly, and i do not find that attractive. But has boobs. So if i had to chose i would pick her

A Salt Weapon
02-06-2015, 08:45 AM
You guys have a huge meth problem and we have 24 hour fast food delivery.

Nah drug use isn't that common here, anchorage has its share but no different than any other similiar size city.

I just prefer women to be fit, obesity is not appealing to me.

Why Not?
02-06-2015, 09:10 AM
Nah drug use isn't that common here, anchorage has its share but no different than any other similiar size city.

I just prefer women to be fit, obesity is not appealing to me.

You consider the A girl fit?

Buehler445
02-06-2015, 09:12 AM
How about these two? Remember...body type only, everything else is idnetical. One night stand, no attachments.

ARIANA GRANDE


KATE UPTON


Whichever one gets on my dick first. Something that hot shows any interest at all in my cock and it's getting it. I won't be thinking about, "Well, I could have Grande/Upton instead. Pass."

A Salt Weapon
02-06-2015, 09:14 AM
You consider the A girl fit?

More fit than B.

WhawhaWhat
02-06-2015, 09:16 AM
How about these two? Remember...body type only, everything else is idnetical. One night stand, no attachments.

ARIANA GRANDE

KATE UPTON

Ariana Grande at least looks like she is 15 vs the girl that looks 12 in the OP. Still weird though.

notorious
02-06-2015, 09:24 AM
And I would both, because I have in the past.


All bets are off when you are single, horny, and smoked.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:06 AM
You consider the A girl fit?

More fit than B.

If they were competing in the women's decathlon, my bets on the winners would be:

100m dash - A would likely win, though I think B would keep it close

Discus throw - B would win, but I think it would be close

Pole vault - This could go either way. A would win if she had the strength to stay on the pole. I think I go with A.

Javelin throw - Another close one. I'll give this to A because I think she'll generate more speed going into the throw

400m dash - A would easily win

100m hurdles - Gotta go with A

Long jump - Going with A. She has very little weight to launch

Shot put - Clearly B

High jump - Clearly A

1500m - Clearly A

I'm showing A with an 8 to 2 win.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:08 AM
For the folks who are long-time married, do you tend to rate body types other than your wife's higher than you would have in your single days? Meaning no offense against any spouses, I'm wondering if an interest in variety plays into the selection process after being with one body type for many years.

loochy
02-06-2015, 10:29 AM
So what's "A's" name anyway? I heard she has some porn shots?

Baby Lee said she was posted in the "clothed then naked" thread in the pic forum. I don't remember her, but It's possible I pulled the photo from there last week and then forgot.

I don't know her name, but you might find a nude pic of her in that thread.

Edit: If you find it, feel free to post it here with NSFW tags. Rep will follow.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Krystal+boyd+freeones

unlurking
02-06-2015, 12:49 PM
Yeah, that skin is called photoshop.

Personally, I like either. Actually, how about a "I'll take both please" voting option?

Hammock Parties
02-06-2015, 12:55 PM
I voted for the rail thin bitch I'd like to bust in twain, but I need to see more photos on the second one. She might be in the acceptable curvy range, angles aren't great.

KCUnited
02-06-2015, 12:59 PM
I think if we could see the Captain Caveman club of an upper arm B was sporting in real life instead of that shopped normal girls arm, it would make it easier. I'm down a little extra curves, but I can't fuck with chubby arms.

morphius
02-06-2015, 01:07 PM
If they were competing in the women's decathlon, my bets on the winners would be:

100m dash - A would likely win, though I think B would keep it close

Discus throw - B would win, but I think it would be close

Pole vault - This could go either way. A would win if she had the strength to stay on the pole. I think I go with A.

Javelin throw - Another close one. I'll give this to A because I think she'll generate more speed going into the throw

400m dash - A would easily win

100m hurdles - Gotta go with A

Long jump - Going with A. She has very little weight to launch

Shot put - Clearly B

High jump - Clearly A

1500m - Clearly A

I'm showing A with an 8 to 2 win.

Except it would be game over after B mistook A as the pole and broke her doing the pole vault.

TimBone
02-06-2015, 01:12 PM
For the folks who are long-time married, do you tend to rate body types other than your wife's higher than you would have in your single days? Meaning no offense against any spouses, I'm wondering if an interest in variety plays into the selection process after being with one body type for many years.
The thought of variety is definitely tempting, but I think there is still the standard type I find attractive.

So, I have looked at girls and said, "She's so different from my wife, it might be fun for a night or two." But, I think if I were to end up cheating, it would.be with someone of her similar body type because it's my standard preference.

Jimmya
02-06-2015, 01:24 PM
Apparently the skinny death look is in!

Why Not?
02-06-2015, 03:28 PM
Except it would be game over after B mistook A as the pole and broke her doing the pole vault.

Good point.

MTG#10
02-06-2015, 03:40 PM
A and she's one of my favorite "actresses".

B is disgusting. Fat = lazy and gluttonous 90% of the time. Not attractive qualities.

KCrockaholic
02-06-2015, 04:09 PM
Horrible selections here. But went with B.

I actually do like slim women. But as in fit. "A" is just disgusting, poor girl doesn't know any better.

Literally just put 15 good lbs on "A" and she easily wins. That pornstar likely weighs 85lbs.

MTG#10
02-06-2015, 04:16 PM
Horrible selections here. But went with B.

I actually do like slim women. But as in fit. "A" is just disgusting, poor girl doesn't know any better.

Literally just put 15 good lbs on "A" and she easily wins.

If she were disgusting she wouldn't be one of the highest rated current porn stars. And a lot of people cant help being skinny, high metabolism will do that. My 14 year old is as skinny as a rail and eats more than I do.

KCrockaholic
02-06-2015, 04:20 PM
If she were disgusting she wouldn't be one of the highest rated current porn stars. And a lot of people cant help being skinny, high metabolism will do that. My 14 year old is as skinny as a rail and eats more than I do.

She's literally anorexic. She's not even that highly rated of a porn star. She's highly rated to you, which is fine. The top porn stars have meat on them. Ashlynn Brooke comes to mind, although retired.

This girl can certainly help herself putting weight on. Her anorexia has nothing to do with a high metabolism. 90lb's isn't a high metabolism, it's not eating food.

MTG#10
02-06-2015, 04:29 PM
She's only 5'3". And Im just going by her user ratings on pornhub. Every one of her videos has at least 80% or higher rating. She looks better on video than the pic in the op though.

TimBone
02-06-2015, 04:29 PM
If she were disgusting she wouldn't be one of the highest rated current porn stars. And a lot of people cant help being skinny, high metabolism will do that. My 14 year old is as skinny as a rail and eats more than I do.
A female body judging thread involving a porn star is the last place I'd mention anything about my daughter.

You are MTG, though. Do what you do.

MTG#10
02-06-2015, 04:34 PM
A female body judging thread involving a porn star is the last place I'd mention anything about my daughter.

You are MTG, though. Do what you do.

I was actually talking about my son.

Dumbass

TimBone
02-06-2015, 04:34 PM
I was actually talking about my son.

Dumbass
Gross.

temper11
02-06-2015, 04:36 PM
B for me.

MTG#10
02-06-2015, 04:37 PM
Gross.

You're the one that cant separate the two, pedo much?

I was exactly like him at his age. Then about 18 I started putting on more weight and now Im 5'11" 185. High metabolism can make people extremely skinny no matter how much they eat.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 04:43 PM
If she were disgusting she wouldn't be one of the highest rated current porn stars. And a lot of people cant help being skinny, high metabolism will do that. My 14 year old is as skinny as a rail and eats more than I do.

I remember being 18 years old and wishing I could get my weight up past 140. I was six feet tall and ate everything in sight.

Those days are long gone.

TimBone
02-06-2015, 04:44 PM
You're the one that cant separate the two, pedo much?

I was exactly like him at his age. Then about 18 I started putting on more weight and now Im 5'11" 185. High metabolism can make people extremely skinny no matter how much they eat.
Yeah, I was kust being an asshile about the kid thing.

As for the girl, there is no way that is all metabolism. Just no way the girl is that skinny unless she's eating a diet to purposely stay that thin. Apparently it's worth it though. As you said, she's fairly highly rated on porn hub, and she's doing much better in this poll than I anticipated.

I should have made the votes public though. It would be good information to know which CP'ers would settle for an 11 year old boy in a pinch.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 04:44 PM
The thought of variety is definitely tempting, but I think there is still the standard type I find attractive.

So, I have looked at girls and said, "She's so different from my wife, it might be fun for a night or two." But, I think if I were to end up cheating, it would.be with someone of her similar body type because it's my standard preference.


That's a valid point. Maybe the variety is just a one-time thing for the birthday threesome.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 04:46 PM
I think if we could see the Captain Caveman club of an upper arm B was sporting in real life instead of that shopped normal girls arm, it would make it easier. I'm down a little extra curves, but I can't **** with chubby arms.


Now that you mention it, I think that arm has definitely been digitally slimmed down.

MTG#10
02-06-2015, 05:10 PM
Yeah, I was kust being an asshile about the kid thing.

As for the girl, there is no way that is all metabolism. Just no way the girl is that skinny unless she's eating a diet to purposely stay that thin. Apparently it's worth it though. As you said, she's fairly highly rated on porn hub, and she's doing much better in this poll than I anticipated.

I should have made the votes public though. It would be good information to know which CP'ers would settle for an 11 year old boy in a pinch.

Watch one of her videos then come back and tell me with a straight face you wouldn't lay the pipe in that.

Detoxing
02-06-2015, 05:16 PM
Watch one of her videos then come back and tell me with a straight face you wouldn't lay the pipe in that.

This.

This 11 year old boy shit is stupid. Anyone who watches her videos and claims they wouldn't hit that is a liar.

Detoxing
02-06-2015, 05:23 PM
If you guys aren't into this, that's fine with me.

NSFW Obviously:

http://www.xvideos.com/video7291146/teen_anjelica_in_dark_stockings_fingering_her_sweet_muff

You take the fat chicks, i'll take her. By all means, no complaints here LMAO.

TBH, some of you sound like you'd make a great wing man. You take the fat ugly friend, i'll take the hot skinny bitch.

KCrockaholic
02-06-2015, 05:28 PM
If you guys aren't into this, that's fine with me.

NSFW Obviously:

http://www.xvideos.com/video7291146/teen_anjelica_in_dark_stockings_fingering_her_sweet_muff

You take the fat chicks, i'll take her. By all means, no complaints here LMAO.

TBH, some of you sound like you'd make a great wing man. You take the fat ugly friend, i'll take the hot skinny bitch.

That's the thing, like the MTG said, she looks better in those videos than she does in that picture. In that picture she's nasty. In those videos, she looks much more healthy.

Detoxing
02-06-2015, 05:29 PM
That's the thing, like the MTG said, she looks better in those videos than she does in that picture. In that picture she's nasty. In those videos, she looks much more healthy.

And like Katipan said, if you put her in the same pose as woman B, woman B would likely lose in a landslide.

KCrockaholic
02-06-2015, 05:30 PM
And like Katipan said, if you put her in the same pose as woman B, woman B would likely lose in a landslide.

Fair point by Katipan.

Pablo
02-06-2015, 05:34 PM
Her b-hole looks mighty tasty in that video.

What a nice girl.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 05:35 PM
This is a pretty high self esteem day for me.

:grouphug:

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 07:16 PM
This is a pretty high self esteem day for me.

:grouphug:


Which picture is you?

Katipan
02-06-2015, 08:55 PM
Which picture is you?

With such relatively even results, it really doesn't matter.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 09:01 PM
With such relatively even results, it really doesn't matter.


Good point. Maybe future polls should have a teddy bear as a control group or something.

I've always been curious about where I stand on the attractiveness scale. I know I'm not a 10 and I'm pretty sure I'm not a one, but I'm really curious if I'm a 3 or a 6. I get tempted by those "hot or not" sites, but would be genuinely horrified to have my picture on there and probably almost as horrified to get a a true ranking. I like myself, so I don't want to think I'm below average.

I've also been similarly curious about age and am tempted by those "guess this person's age" sites. I would be less horrified to have my picture on one of those, but again am not sure that I really want the answer. I do want it, but only if it's good news, and I don't think there's a way to guarantee that.

TimBone
02-06-2015, 09:03 PM
Good point. Maybe future polls should have a teddy bear as a control group or something.

I've always been curious about where I stand on the attractiveness scale. I know I'm not a 10 and I'm pretty sure I'm not a one, but I'm really curious if I'm a 3 or a 6. I get tempted by those "hot or not" sites, but would be genuinely horrified to have my picture on there and probably almost as horrified to get a a true ranking. I like myself, so I don't want to think I'm below average.

I've also been similarly curious about age and am tempted by those "guess this person's age" sites. I would be less horrified to have my picture on one of those, but again am not sure that I really want the answer. I do want it, but only if it's good news, and I don't think there's a way to guarantee that.
You are beautiful, and you look rather young for your age.

Buzz
02-06-2015, 09:04 PM
Depends on personality, picture A is more attractive to me than B. Put them in the same room and that could change in a heart beat.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 09:09 PM
You are beautiful, and you look rather young for your age.


You have no idea how good that makes me feel. If you were Woman A I'd give you a big hug.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 09:10 PM
Good point. Maybe future polls should have a teddy bear as a control group or something.

I've always been curious about where I stand on the attractiveness scale. I know I'm not a 10 and I'm pretty sure I'm not a one, but I'm really curious if I'm a 3 or a 6. I get tempted by those "hot or not" sites, but would be genuinely horrified to have my picture on there and probably almost as horrified to get a a true ranking. I like myself, so I don't want to think I'm below average.

I've also been similarly curious about age and am tempted by those "guess this person's age" sites. I would be less horrified to have my picture on one of those, but again am not sure that I really want the answer. I do want it, but only if it's good news, and I don't think there's a way to guarantee that.

Let me see and I will give you an honest rating because we all know whether or not I will sleep with you has already been decided.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 09:21 PM
Let me see and I will give you an honest rating because we all know whether or not I will sleep with you has already been decided.

Hey, I was the one who dumped you!

Oh. Sorry. That was just habit.

I'm tempted by this offer, but if you rate me old and ugly it will depress me, and if you rate me young and attractive I'll worry that you're just being nice to me.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 09:26 PM
Hey, I was the one who dumped you!

Oh. Sorry. That was just habit.

I'm tempted by this offer, but if you rate me old and ugly it will depress me, and if you rate me young and attractive I'll worry that you're just being nice to me.

Oh it just wouldn't be a Rain Man activity without some complication.

Pick a series of guys your relative age and I'll rank them in order. Then you can either figure out which guy you look the most like, or you can put on your big girl panties, show me a picture and I'll stick you in the order.

Then if you are really really ugly you can just blame the line up you picked as being overly attractive.

Either way, if you could take a picture from your calves up I'd appreciate it.

TimBone
02-06-2015, 09:28 PM
Oh it just wouldn't be a Rain Man activity without some complication.

Pick a series of guys your relative age and I'll rank them in order. Then you can either figure out which guy you look the most like, or you can put on your big girl panties, show me a picture and I'll stick you in the order.

Then if you are really really ugly you can just blame the line up you picked as being overly attractive.

Either way, if you could take a picture from your calves up I'd appreciate it.
And if you ARE gonna put on the big girl panties, can you take the picture wearing them, please?

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 09:31 PM
Oh it just wouldn't be a Rain Man activity without some complication.

Pick a series of guys your relative age and I'll rank them in order. Then you can either figure out which guy you look the most like, or you can put on your big girl panties, show me a picture and I'll stick you in the order.

Then if you are really really ugly you can just blame the line up you picked as being overly attractive.

Either way, if you could take a picture from your calves up I'd appreciate it.

Did I ever post the picture of my calves? It was a discussion on my sabbatical, but I had limited Internet and am not sure I ever posted them. Maybe I can start with a picture of my calves because I'm really confident that an objective rating for them would be high. I have superman calves.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 09:33 PM
Did I ever post the picture of my calves? It was a discussion on my sabbatical, but I had limited Internet and am not sure I ever posted them. Maybe I can start with a picture of my calves because I'm really confident that an objective rating for them would be high. I have superman calves.

Most women automatically assume big calves = big penis.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 09:39 PM
Most women automatically assume big calves = big penis.

This is what you see when I flex my calves. This is an actual unretouched photo from a couple of months ago when there was some weird conversation about calves. I took the picture but forgot to post it. (I was on a ship with intermittent internet.)

I'm insecure about many things, but I'm confident in my calves. They resemble the buttocks of an attractive woman.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 09:49 PM
This is what you see when I flex my calves. This is an actual unretouched photo from a couple of months ago when there was some weird conversation about calves. I took the picture but forgot to post it. (I was on a ship with intermittent internet.)

I'm insecure about many things, but I'm confident in my calves. They resemble the buttocks of an attractive woman.

Those are pretty ridiculous, but you know that.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 09:49 PM
Just post that picture to hot or not.

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 09:53 PM
Did I ever post the picture of my calves? It was a discussion on my sabbatical, but I had limited Internet and am not sure I ever posted them. Maybe I can start with a picture of my calves because I'm really confident that an objective rating for them would be high. I have superman calves.

Mine are bigger. :D

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 09:55 PM
Just post that picture to hot or not.

Now there's an idea.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 09:56 PM
Mine are bigger. :D

Prove it, little calf man.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 09:57 PM
Mine aren't bigger but they can run in 5 inch heels in the rain.

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 09:57 PM
Prove it, little calf man.

LMAO

Do we really need to do this? If so, I'll have my wife take a pic.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 09:58 PM
We really do, Dane.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:00 PM
LMAO

Do we really need to do this? If so, I'll have my wife take a pic.

you don't diss my calves and then just walk away.

lewdog
02-06-2015, 10:00 PM
Mad jelly of those calves Rain Man. Mad jelly.....

:(

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:00 PM
Mine aren't bigger but they can run in 5 inch heels in the rain.

Let's see 'em. it's not all about size, it's what you do with them.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:01 PM
Mad jelly of those calves Rain Man. Mad jelly.....

:(

I conveniently stay away from the fact that I can bench press 60 pounds

Willie Lanier
02-06-2015, 10:02 PM
Neither, I like attractive brunettes/ black women

Bowser
02-06-2015, 10:02 PM
We really do, Dane.

http://mightywombat.com/toons/its_a_trap.gif

lewdog
02-06-2015, 10:03 PM
I conveniently stay away from the fact that I can bench press 60 pounds

Hey man, we all start somewhere!

But I've never been able to build big calves. I have to ask, were you ever fat? I mean, fat people who lose weight keep those huge calves. And don't think I haven't thought about doing that!

TimBone
02-06-2015, 10:03 PM
What the fuck have y'all done with my thread???

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 10:04 PM
The wife says it's bad lighting but here ya go

TimBone
02-06-2015, 10:05 PM
The wife says it's bad lighting but here ya go
You're also standing sideways. Impressive.

lewdog
02-06-2015, 10:07 PM
The wife says it's bad lighting but here ya go

Jesus Christ dude, pumice stone and lotion those hideous feet!!!

Bowser
02-06-2015, 10:07 PM
The wife says it's bad lighting but here ya go

And katipan faps

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:09 PM
Hey man, we all start somewhere!

But I've never been able to build big calves. I have to ask, were you ever fat? I mean, fat people who lose weight keep those huge calves. And don't think I haven't thought about doing that!

Not really. they pretty much showed up about the same time that I got my hobby of running up mountains. there's probably some sort of connection there.

Bowser
02-06-2015, 10:09 PM
Jesus Christ dude, pumice stone and lotion those hideous feet!!!

Back off my man Dane. Do you know how much hard work Dane goes through chasing Chris Brown down in the fucking speeding Lambo's in his neighborhood? His dogs are fucking tired and wore out from opening shoe stores in asses.

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 10:09 PM
Jesus Christ dude, pumice stone and lotion those hideous feet!!!

Dude, I bought one of those battery powered gizmos to pumice my heels and believe it or note they're better, but it's gross.

It's a combination of the desert air and hardwood floors, even though I wear flip flops 24-7.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:10 PM
The wife says it's bad lighting but here ya go

Those are good calves, I'll grant you that. But they're the Clydesdale calves of a biker. I have the sleek thoroughbred calves of a runner.

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 10:10 PM
Back off my man Dane. Do you know how much hard work Dane goes through chasing Chris Brown down in the fucking speeding Lambo's in his neighborhood? His dogs are fucking tired and wore out from opening shoe stores in asses.

LMAO

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:10 PM
What the fuck have y'all done with my thread???

show us your calves.

Bowser
02-06-2015, 10:11 PM
Donger is dry heaving right now.

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 10:12 PM
Those are good calves, I'll grant you that. But they're the Clydesdale calves of a biker. I have the sleek thoroughbred calves of a runner.

Give me three months. I have not worked out since January 2012. Not a hike, a bike ride or a walk. Babies, cancer and work has dominated my life.

I started hiking this week because the youngest started full time preschool this week. In three months, I'll be ready for Calf Challenge 2015.

:D

Katipan
02-06-2015, 10:14 PM
Let's see 'em. it's not all about size, it's what you do with them.

Only because it's you.

Please don't focus on the shoes. I'm lifting one foot up so it looks like my gigantic monkey toes don't fit but they really do. I mean, not in any kind of normal position for feet, or into any position that is comfortable, but they really do fit.

http://s8.postimg.org/ss5rzztud/rsz_calves.jpg

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 10:15 PM
Jesus Christ dude, pumice stone and lotion those hideous feet!!!

Hey Lew, we'll be in Scottsdale over Spring Break this year staying at the Weston Kierland resort. If you have time, stop by. I'll make sure my feet are presentable.

:D

Katipan
02-06-2015, 10:16 PM
The wife says it's bad lighting but here ya go

Lets trade shoes and re take the pictures.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 10:16 PM
And katipan faps

Rolls the bean, asshole.

lewdog
02-06-2015, 10:17 PM
Dude, I bought one of those battery powered gizmos to pumice my heels and believe it or note they're better, but it's gross.

It's a combination of the desert air and hardwood floors, even though I wear flip flops 24-7.

I had a horrible feet last summer with the pool as well. Seriously felt like jungle rot and they would crack and bleed sometimes. My feet actually look similar to yours and my wife is always pitching me shit! Desert air, wood floors and usually sock-less in house and flip flops outside for me too.

TimBone
02-06-2015, 10:17 PM
show us your calves.
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/06/50ec68ffa131773244753a01cc8c86f4.jpg

TimBone
02-06-2015, 10:18 PM
Rolls the bean, asshole.
LMAO

Bowser
02-06-2015, 10:19 PM
Rolls the bean, asshole.

"Tickles the little man in the boat"


Or did you mean

a) rolls the bean

-THEN-

b) asshole

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 10:20 PM
Lets trade shoes and re take the pictures.

The oldest and I are taking a road trip this summer and we'll be in Colorado for sure, so you're on.

I'll look for a 11.5 the next time I'm out.

:D

Bowser
02-06-2015, 10:21 PM
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02/06/50ec68ffa131773244753a01cc8c86f4.jpg

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/132/7/7/seductive_robert_downey_jr_by_prozi-d4zidof.gif

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 10:21 PM
I had a horrible feet last summer with the pool as well. Seriously felt like jungle rot and they would crack and bleed sometimes. My feet actually look similar to yours and my wife is always pitching me shit! Desert air, wood floors and usually sock-less in house and flip flops outside for me too.

So, you're just like me but calling ME out?

LMAO

I like it.

:D

lewdog
02-06-2015, 10:22 PM
Hey Lew, we'll be in Scottsdale over Spring Break this year staying at the Weston Kierland resort. If you have time, stop by. I'll make sure my feet are presentable.

:D

Who is we?

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:22 PM
Okay, katipan wins. Clearly. I think we can all agree on that. But Dane's are good and I see no room for criticism of timbone's, so maybe my calf confidence is misplaced.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:23 PM
Who is we?

he and his calves.

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 10:24 PM
Who is we?

My whole family.

Wife, daughters and even Mom & Dad from KC are joining us.

I doubt AZ is ready but it's gonna be a party.

lewdog
02-06-2015, 10:26 PM
My whole family.

Wife, daughters and even Mom & Dad from KC are joining us.

I doubt AZ is ready but it's gonna be a party.

If you are ok with the presence of a midget, I'm down for it.

Is that during Spring Training?

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 10:30 PM
If you are ok with the presence of a midget, I'm down for it.

Is that during Spring Training?

Unfortunately, no. I have a few friends from KC going but we won't be there until 4/1

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 10:30 PM
If you are ok with the presence of a midget, I'm down for it.

Is that during Spring Training?

you're going on vacation with him now? I must have seriously underestimated the seductive social power of good calves.

TimBone
02-06-2015, 10:30 PM
Hey, I believe this is my first 200 reply thread.

I'd like to thank Rain Man/Katipan/Dane and their Calf-off for vaulting my thread over the 200 post mark.

You each get a free calf massage when I see you.

lewdog
02-06-2015, 10:32 PM
you're going on vacation with him now? I must have seriously underestimated the seductive social power of good calves.

ROFL

Katipan
02-06-2015, 10:33 PM
Hey, I believe this is my first 200 reply thread.

I'd like to thank Rain Man/Katipan/Dane and their Calf-off for vaulting my thread over the 200 post mark.

You each get a free calf massage when I see you.

I'm going first. You won't have any strength after those he-men.

I thought nerds were supposed to be tiny or squishy.

Bowser
02-06-2015, 10:45 PM
"Tickles the little man in the boat"


Or did you mean

a) rolls the bean

-THEN-

b) asshole

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97yhpjmYJ1rrc78e.gif

Katipan
02-06-2015, 10:50 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97yhpjmYJ1rrc78e.gif

LMAO

I don't skip posts, I just smoke a lot of pot and miss stuff.

Honestly, I don't do either. But I do do something. FIGURE THAT OUT.

Because there is nothing like a 20 second orgasm, a 3 minute bowl and a 40 minute nap.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 11:02 PM
Timbone and katipan, do you want to go on a road trip with me? And before you say no, go to Post 188 and look at my calves.

TimBone
02-06-2015, 11:06 PM
Timbone and katipan, do you want to go on a road trip with me? And before you say no, go to Post 188 and look at my calves.
Where are we going?

I'd follow those calves just about anywhere.....'cept North Carolina. They don't allow me in North Carolina anymore.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 11:06 PM
Timbone and katipan, do you want to go on a road trip with me? And before you say no, go to Post 188 and look at my calves.

Yes. How about Arizona? I know of some great places your calves would love.

Katipan
02-06-2015, 11:07 PM
Yah I'm not going to North Carolina either.

TimBone
02-06-2015, 11:07 PM
Yes. How about Arizona? I know of some great places your calves would love.
Im allowed there.

Rain Man
02-06-2015, 11:09 PM
Arizona it is. And we'll avoid both Carolinas as a gesture of goodwill.

I hope we can stop in Sedona. I really want to try some of that pyramid crystal stuff.

DaneMcCloud
02-06-2015, 11:17 PM
Timbone and katipan, do you want to go on a road trip with me? And before you say no, go to Post 188 and look at my calves.

LMAO

Easy 6
02-06-2015, 11:31 PM
Girl A has been shopped, I'd bet any damn thing... just looking at those legs screams "this is total bullshit".

Girl B hasnt been shopped, but it wouldnt hurt much if someone did a number on parts of her... fact is I've been with both extremes and there is no clear favorite for "who hotter in bed", hot is such a subjective word beyond physical fixations.

My hard and fast choice though is girl A that hasnt been shopped to look like a concentration camp victim.

And it IS a shop job, I'd swear on it.

In58men
02-06-2015, 11:33 PM
Girl A has been shopped, I'd bet any damn thing... just looking at those legs screams "this is total bullshit".

Girl B hasnt been shopped, but it wouldnt hurt much if someone did a number on parts of her... fact is I've been with both extremes and there is no clear favorite for "who hotter in bed", hot is such a subjective word beyond physical fixations.

My hard and fast choice though is girl A that hasnt been shopped to look like a concentration camp victim.

And it IS a shop job, I'd swear on it.

Just answer the fucking question.


Do you like skinny or chunky girls.

TimBone
02-06-2015, 11:40 PM
Girl A has been shopped, I'd bet any damn thing... just looking at those legs screams "this is total bullshit".

Girl B hasnt been shopped, but it wouldnt hurt much if someone did a number on parts of her... fact is I've been with both extremes and there is no clear favorite for "who hotter in bed", hot is such a subjective word beyond physical fixations.

My hard and fast choice though is girl A that hasnt been shopped to look like a concentration camp victim.

And it IS a shop job, I'd swear on it.
How do you feel about Rain Man's calves?

TimBone
02-06-2015, 11:41 PM
Post #188 for reference.