And So It Begins

[Lzen]

It's only a matter of time until the robot uprising.

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[Jimmya]

That is some bad ass technology!

[Coochie liquor]

Can't wait til they make women robots so I can get laid finally /guys that can't get laid

[ModSocks]

That's fucked up. Why would you kick your robot dog?

It's only a matter of time before PETA is all over that shit.

[notorious]

You can't blame that dog for ripping nasty farts.

[Coochie liquor]

Yeah, but can they poop /dogs

[Donger]

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[tooge]

Robot dog: "remember when you kicked me when I was a prototype? Fuck you bitch!" Bites off scientists head.

[notorious]

Robot dog: "remember when you kicked me when Andy Reid threw on 1st,2nd, and 3rd down at the 1 yard line? **** you bitch!" Bites off Chief's fan's head.

fyp

[Pablo]

I'm trading in my beagle pup ASAP. Where do I sign up?

[Coochie liquor]

fyp

Omg, that situation could escalate quickly. Also, who do you then blame for smelly farts?

[ModSocks]

I'm trading in my beagle pup ASAP. Where do I sign up?

Upside:

No more Cleaning up dog shit
Dont have to feed it
No more barking
No more shedding
No costly Vet bills
Doesn't randomly chew on your furniture.

Downside:

It will knock you over, for sure, when it jumps on you
Spreading Peanut butter on your dick will likely result in a loss of testicals
Higher energy bill

[siberian khatru]

I for one welcome our new robot dog overlords

[ModSocks]

Also, who do you then blame for smelly farts?

Wife or child.

Seriously though, i usually blame the ultra-rare and mysterious Barking Spider.

[TribalElder]

It's only a matter of time until the robot uprising.

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That was cool as fuck

I hella lol'd when they were kicking that thing

[RealSNR]

Next step:

"Well, we want to create natural defenses for itself in case people try to steal it from you, so we attached laser-guided rocket launchers to the shoulders..."

[FRCDFED]

I suspect the inventor will soon be a gazillion heir. Imagine just the military applications alone.

[notorious]

Reminds me of AMEE from the movie "Red Planet".

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4902754/amee-o.gif

[ModSocks]

Next step:

"Well, we want to create natural defenses for itself in case people try to steal it from you, so we attached laser-guided rocket launchers to the shoulders..."

Can you imagine what the battlefield is going to look like 50 years from now?

Soldiers in Mech suits commanding squadrons of robot dogs with laser guided missiles attached to their backs.

It's gonna be like Transformers 2, man, with giant robot scorpions rising from the sand and tearing holes in Muslim asses.

[BucEyedPea]

Can you imagine what the battlefield is going to look like 50 years from now?

Soldiers in Mech suits commanding squadrons of robot dogs with laser guided missiles attached to their backs.

It's gonna be like Transformers 2, man, with giant robot scorpions rising from the sand and tearing holes in Muslim asses.

The Terminator comes to my mind. The machines are coming. I'll bet Donger is all for it since he posted a DARPA funded robot.

[Sully]

Had a good run, guys. Last one alive, turn out the lights.

[Eleazar]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdts1i0rX21qfr6udo8_500.gif

[notorious]

"It was a glitch"

[Dave Lane]

I for one, welcome our new overlords.

[notorious]

I for one welcome our new Robot Dog Overlords. (get it right, Dave :D)


"Man's best friend? Heh. More like Man's best Master."



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[Lzen]

Upside:

No more Cleaning up dog shit
Dont have to feed it
No more barking
No more shedding
No costly Vet bills
Doesn't randomly chew on your furniture.

Downside:

It will knock you over, for sure, when it jumps on you
Spreading Peanut butter on your dick will likely result in a loss of testicals
Higher energy bill

ROFL

[Coochie liquor]

Soon we will be outnumbered by robot dogs, and they will want their own humans. I hope I get a nice robot dog master!

[Lzen]

Reminds me of AMEE from the movie "Red Planet".

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4902754/amee-o.gif

Oh, man. I forgot about that one. Spooky similarities.

[BucEyedPea]

Upside:

No more Cleaning up dog shit
Dont have to feed it
No more barking
No more shedding
No costly Vet bills
Doesn't randomly chew on your furniture.

Downside:

It will knock you over, for sure, when it jumps on you
Spreading Peanut butter on your dick will likely result in a loss of testicals
Higher energy bill
But no love cause there's no heart like a real dog gives. No companionship. Just another gadget.

[Lzen]

But no love cause there's no heart like a real dog gives. No companionship. Just another gadget.

I think your sarcasm meter is malfunctioning. :spock:

[Hammock Parties]

why have you awakened me without skin?

[Chief_For_Life58]

That is so awesome they can kick it and it stays up

[Simply Red]

Bring him in for a look.

[Hammock Parties]

Bring him in for a look.

I once wrote a short story about a robot QB in the NFL. It was really interesting.

[Simply Red]

I once wrote a short story about a robot QB in the NFL. It was really interesting.

Link me dog. I'm completely off of my rocker today - I'll read anything right now.

[Nzoner]

Hopefully I'm around when the cool new theme parks open

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