I'm the guy that people come to when they want ...

[Rain Man]

Complete the sentence above. What do people know you for? What's your uniquely valuable skill set or talent?




As for me, I'm the guy people come to when they want to know something like the names of the fifteen former Soviet Republics.

[TimBone]

Movie quotes.

[C3HIEF3S]

Aids

[TambaBerry]

Above average penis(women only)

[pr_capone]

their computer fixed.

[BigRedChief]

Systems issues.

[Rain Man]

their computer fixed.

I'm really happy that you're in Denver.

[Pepe Silvia]

Movie quotes.

That's me as well. ROFL i'll be original though and say swimming.

[BucEyedPea]

What will look good visually with something or a creative idea for something

[Baby Lee]

Stuff fixed around the house, from electronics [whole home and appliance] to carpentry.
Car repair
Trivia contests

[TribalElder]

problems euthanized

[Jimmya]

Liquor

[pr_capone]

I'm really happy that you're in Denver.

Do you have a lot of computer problems or did you see me post and joy overcame you at the thought that we can finally be best friends now that we are in the same city?

[Hammock Parties]

videos and vitriol 'r us

[Bugeater]

Their toilet unclogged.

[Rain Man]

Do you have a lot of computer problems or did you see me post and joy overcame you at the thought that we can finally be best friends now that we are in the same city?

Let's play it by ear until I figure out whether you also own a pickup.

We need to meet up at some point. Where are you living?

[Buehler445]

Anything that has to do with ag; general horticulture, plant physiology, weed ID, herbicides, fertilizers, equipment, whatever.

Auto mechanical issues (I don't know why, I'm a shit mechanic)

Accounting and financial questions (even though I'm barely a wanna be accountant)

[pr_capone]

Let's play it by ear until I figure out whether you also own a pickup.

We need to meet up at some point. Where are you living?

No pickup. I own a Subaru WRX. It does have a hatch though so I can pack quite a bit.

I'm in Greenwood Village at the moment.

[Don Corlemahomes]

Butt stuff

[In58men]

A job

[srvy]

A load of buckshot in there ass.

Or old candies from yesteryear.

[morphius]

unhelpful sarcastic remarks.

[big nasty kcnut]

jack of all trades

[HoneyBadger]

Girls want to make their ex boyfriend jealous.

[007]

to find a good deal.

[Psyko Tek]

the machine shipped
the right part number, print. document

hey, but I did get $3/hr raise this year, as another company poached the place

[Rain Man]

No pickup. I own a Subaru WRX. It does have a hatch though so I can pack quite a bit.

I'm in Greenwood Village at the moment.

Greenwood Village? for some reason I thought you were a downtown guy.

[pr_capone]

Greenwood Village? for some reason I thought you were a downtown guy.

Staying with a friend at the moment. Not sure if we are going downtown or mountains yet.

[Imon Yourside]

To know the truth about anything, an information desk that's useful upon request.

[chefs fan in omaha]

A raise

[LoneWolf]

a good laugh and a cold beer.

[Coochie liquor]

Good weed, a good time, almost any info on reggae, or a place for a band to play.

[Why Not?]

Sports info

[Kman34]

I'm the guy people come to when they need a hole dug....

[Dartgod]

Meth

[rockymtnchief]

Useless trivia (Cliff Clavin from Cheers)
Help moving
Help fixing their intrawebs

[J Diddy]

sexual favors involving rabid rabbits

[Fire Me Boy!]

At work, it's when someone needs someone else's (mostly vendors) cage rattled.

Otherwise... Cooking advice, mostly.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Their toilet unclogged.


If you could pair up with someone who specializes in clogging toilets, you could make a mint.

[J Diddy]

At work, it's when someone needs someone else's (mostly vendors) cage rattled.

Otherwise... Cooking advice, mostly.

What's the best way to cook an AIDS infested squirrel? Asking for a friend. No homo.

[Dartgod]

If you could pair up with someone who specializes in clogging toilets, you could make a mint.

You rang?

[Fire Me Boy!]

What's the best way to cook an AIDS infested squirrel? Asking for a friend. No homo.


Sauté and baste with butter.

Or braise in antifreeze.

Be sure to get it to 160 to kill the AIDS.

[Donger]

Scorn, contempt and slight regard.

[hometeam]

Free IT consultation.

[Amnorix]

A careful and detailed explanation of why they are a complete moron.

Oh wait, that's just what I do here. In real life it's legal advice (duh).

[loochy]

a sarcastic response that will belittle them and make them feel inadequate.

[Donger]

A careful and detailed explanation of why they are a complete moron.

Oh wait, that's just what I do here. In real life it's legal advice (duh).

Is there a difference?

[Amnorix]

Is there a difference?


Nope.

[Graystoke]

Reality check

[alnorth]

At work, it's when someone needs someone else's (mostly vendors) cage rattled.

Otherwise... Cooking advice, mostly.

What is the most delicious meal I could cook in just 15-20 minutes and not many ingredients?

[loochy]

What is the most delicious meal I could cook in just 15-20 minutes and not many ingredients?

scrambled eggs and bacon

it only requires bacon and eggs (use the grease from the bacon for the eggs)

[phisherman]

Lately, the most common one has been: "Hey man, I'm in *insert random city* and want to know what kind of cool craft beer I should get while I'm here."

I usually hope that this is followed by an offer to bring back some of the recommended beer for my consumption.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Dinner. I am a very good cook, but not on Gordon Ramsay's level.

[JimNasium]

Their toilet unclogged.

Interesting, they call me when they need one clogged.

[JimNasium]

You rang?

Damn, beat to the pinch by Dartgod.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Credit info
motivation
praise
life advice

[loochy]

Credit info
motivation
praise
life advice

someone banned

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Livestock masturbated

[J Diddy]

Livestock masturbated

You do people too?

Asking for a friend.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

someone banned

ROFL I should add that...

[KCUnited]

a night out away from their kids

[King_Chief_Fan]

Employee and labor relations issues resolved

[BossChief]

Better tv service
Betting advice
Parenting advice

[loochy]

Better tv service
Betting advice
Parenting advice

insider NFL info

[Otter]

...advice on mountain bike trails in SW Colorado Area.

[KC native]

advice on how to get properly intoxicated for any situation

[Easy 6]

Someone to help them move, sometimes having a truck can be a real pain.

[tooge]

Someone to have a couple beers with while they dump their emotional problems out

[eDave]

A good time. I'm pretty fun. And funny.

[MTG#10]

Advice on relationships

[KC native]

Someone to help assault unruly parents at little league games

FYP

[Fire Me Boy!]

What is the most delicious meal I could cook in just 15-20 minutes and not many ingredients?


Pasta carbonara.

[saphojunkie]

Original movie quotes. (it's different)

[stevieray]

...

[ChiTown]

they have a new business opportunity. I get hit with about 1 per month.

[ChiTown]

...

You've got incredible talent my Man.

[BigRichard]

Their toilet unclogged.

How to fix a heater for you

[sd4chiefs]

"Special" brownies.

[hometeam]

"Special" brownies.

hook it up

[raybec 4]

Advice on relationships

I've seen your relationship threads dude......total freakin trainwreck

[Nzoner]

The absolute best legal fireworks available.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

AIDS

[pr_capone]

AIDS

Ah... so you are responsible for my brother's death in 1989.

/I will find you

[mdchiefsfan]

Advice

[MTG#10]

I've seen your relationship threads dude......total freakin trainwreck

:spock:

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[digger]

When they want to know how it did work, how it works now, how it could work better and/or automatically.
When they want x, y and z, formatted as: Z X Y
When they want x manual steps automated.

[Strongside]

Creative (Photoshop, advertising, TV, etc.)

I get asked a lot to draw tattoos for friends, which is...annoying. Uh...That's what you're paying the artist for.

[blaise]

Twitter jokes.

[saphojunkie]

I'm the guy that people come to when they want to come, too.

[stumppy]

Advice on relationships
:LOL:
Nice one.

[J Diddy]

When they want to know how it did work, how it works now, how it could work better and/or automatically.
When they want x, y and z, formatted as: Z X Y
When they want x manual steps automated.

so people never come to you?

Ever?

[J Diddy]

Pasta carbonara.

:thumb:

Seems like the AIDS squirrel was a quick cooker with few ingredients.

[Chief_For_Life58]

Depressing advice on how the chiefs will do in the upcoming season

[BucEyedPea]

Movie quotes.

Not design advice to airlines?

[FlaChief58]

Complete the sentence above. What do people know you for? What's your uniquely valuable skill set or talent?




As for me, I'm the guy people come to when they want to know something like the names of the fifteen former Soviet Republics.

Plumbing. People see my work truck in the driveway and assume it's ok to ring my door bell and ask me to fix their shit for free.

PSA.... if you don't know me or have never even tried to engage me, chances are I'm going to make you pay

[TimBone]

Not design advice to airlines?
Hahaha...not yet, at least.

[Buck]

help at work...but not for long, I am starting a new job in a couple weeks and I will be the guy asking for help, for a while.

[displacedinMN]

Fix school technology.

We have chromebooks, smartboards, some dvd players. They ask me to set up things if the tech person is out of the building. When smart boards were first installed, I set up just as many as the tech dept.

Also, i get to listen to others complain. I am the building union rep.

[Buzz]

At work, pricing, planning and implementation. At home, can you fix this and got another beer?

[digger]

so people never come to you?

Ever? Lazy days.

[Easy 6]

...

Wow man, very nice... even at that distance the detail is noticeable, awesome shadowing :thumb:

[rico]

Wrestling stats.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Domestic tech advice
Small electrical repair
Golf equipment info
Help with writing
Literary analysis
Useless trivia