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In58men
03-03-2015, 11:40 PM
Top 3

1. Black Licorice

2. Almond Joy

3. Riesens

cosmo20002
03-03-2015, 11:42 PM
Bit-O-Honey

Baby Lee
03-03-2015, 11:42 PM
Heath
White Chocolate Krackel

Bugeater
03-03-2015, 11:42 PM
Mounds or Almond Joys, and motherfuck all the cocksuckers that give that garbage out for Halloween.

Hammock Parties
03-03-2015, 11:43 PM
I can't eat Baby Ruth candy bars, because when I was a wee lad in Scottish primary school a very large, and ugly girl tried to kiss me. Her name was Ruth.

FUCK YOUR CANDY BAR NAMED AFTER THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO RAPE ME

In58men
03-03-2015, 11:46 PM
I can't eat Baby Ruth candy bars, because when I was a wee lad in Scottish primary school a very large, and ugly girl tried to kiss me. Her name was Ruth.

**** YOUR CANDY BAR NAMED AFTER THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO RAPE ME

Whoever is named Rith has to be at least 65 years old. Kinda like Joyce.

Rain Man
03-03-2015, 11:49 PM
I bet that they force-feed black licorice to political prisoners in North Korean gulags. It's not even that it's not good. It's terrible. It's horrifying. It's worse than having no candy at all.

Same thing with any hot candy like atomic fireballs. They're punishment, not candy.

Pepe Silvia
03-03-2015, 11:57 PM
Peeps, its pure sugar, literally.

In58men
03-03-2015, 11:59 PM
Peeps, its pure sugar, literally.

I fucking hate peeps and moon pies

TribalElder
03-04-2015, 12:01 AM
Necco wafers

Pepe Silvia
03-04-2015, 12:02 AM
I ****ing hate peeps and moon pies

Ugh I hate moon pies. if i see them I gag.

MIAdragon
03-04-2015, 12:10 AM
Circus fucking peanuts.

Pablo
03-04-2015, 12:12 AM
Circus fucking peanuts.
Winner.

What barbarian here enjoys these?

morphius
03-04-2015, 12:14 AM
I love coconut, so Almond Joy and Mounds are good.

Black Licorice is awful though. I also dislike heath, hey bite into this chocolate covered rock. Oh, and to heck with anything with mint.

srvy
03-04-2015, 12:24 AM
Mounds or Almond Joys, and motherfuck all the cocksuckers that give that garbage out for Halloween.

This

srvy
03-04-2015, 12:25 AM
Top 3

1. Black Licorice

2. Almond Joy

3. Riesens

There is something wrong with you.

srvy
03-04-2015, 12:27 AM
I bet that they force-feed black licorice to political prisoners in North Korean gulags. It's not even that it's not good. It's terrible. It's horrifying. It's worse than having no candy at all.

Same thing with any hot candy like atomic fireballs. They're punishment, not candy.

Oh man you just are so wrong.

srvy
03-04-2015, 12:29 AM
orange slices, sixlets and chocolate covered raisins.

srvy
03-04-2015, 12:30 AM
starbrites

srvy
03-04-2015, 12:32 AM
Winner.

What barbarian here enjoys these?


If they are fresh I can wolf those down.

srvy
03-04-2015, 12:32 AM
Candy Corn

srvy
03-04-2015, 12:33 AM
Candy Canes

Pepe Silvia
03-04-2015, 12:36 AM
Mars Bar

thabear04
03-04-2015, 12:38 AM
Swedish Fish
Orange Air Heads
Bit-O-Honey
Mary Jane candy
Pixie Straws

jimidollar
03-04-2015, 12:41 AM
Candy corn by a fucking mile. Refer to the Lewis Black bit on this.

007
03-04-2015, 12:58 AM
Anything with coconut in it. YUCK

Heath
White Chocolate Krackel

Are you fucking insane?

cosmo20002
03-04-2015, 01:22 AM
I bet that they force-feed black licorice to political prisoners in North Korean gulags. It's not even that it's not good. It's terrible. It's horrifying. It's worse than having no candy at all.

Same thing with any hot candy like atomic fireballs. They're punishment, not candy.

I don't mind black licorice, but I'm with you on the hot candy.

I general like the sour candy they have now, but they also make some Atomic-equivalents in the sour candy space. And that shit is painful. I don't see how anyone could stand it.

cosmo20002
03-04-2015, 01:24 AM
Winner.

What barbarian here enjoys these?

If I run across them every year or so, they're good. But a few is enough until the next year or so.

Baby Lee
03-04-2015, 01:26 AM
orange slices

Fresh orange slices are delicious. But then, they were my late grandma's favorite, so it's got some nostalgia/bonding tied up in it.

BeMyValentine
03-04-2015, 07:11 AM
Salted Nut Roll

srvy
03-04-2015, 07:45 AM
Fresh orange slices are delicious. But then, they were my late grandma's favorite, so it's got some nostalgia/bonding tied up in it.



My mom would always have a bag of orange slices and dried apricots for long drives to a campground.

Always thought the dried apricots looked like ears.

hometeam
03-04-2015, 08:07 AM
How is fuckin bit o honey still a thing. Worst candy EVER.

Also other mentions in this thread. Black Licorice? Sick dude.

KCUnited
03-04-2015, 08:18 AM
Candy corn by itself blows, but paired with a couple salty peanuts it becomes a Payday.

srvy
03-04-2015, 08:19 AM
How is fuckin bit o honey still a thing. Worst candy EVER.





Also other mentions in this thread. Black Licorice? Sick dude.



Bit o honey was to me a good change of pace to chocolate.



Black licorice there is no middle ground. You love or hate it. I always got the black jelly beans nobody wanted. Those who love licorice they have black and rasberry imported from Australia at Aldi and its awesome.

dilligaf
03-04-2015, 08:27 AM
Its more of a regional candy but Idaho Spuds are horrible.

J Diddy
03-04-2015, 08:28 AM
Black licorice, almond joy and mounds

mikeyis4dcats.
03-04-2015, 08:28 AM
Bit O Honey
Black licorice
Heath/Skor

hometeam
03-04-2015, 08:29 AM
Bit o honey was to me a good change of pace to chocolate.



Black licorice there is no middle ground. You love or hate it. I always got the black jelly beans nobody wanted. Those who love licorice they have black and rasberry imported from Australia at Aldi and its awesome.

Your just a rebel thats all

keg in kc
03-04-2015, 08:37 AM
Is anything as divisive as licorice? Love or hate, no middle. Personally love it but rarely eat it. I could go for some anise cookies now. And good & plenty.

This time of year always go nuts on Cadbury eggs, original and caramel.

M&m's always work. Nothing better than crushed m&m's and heath on ice cream.

Caramel candies with the cream centers. And cow tails.

Lonewolf Ed
03-04-2015, 08:58 AM
Top 3

1. Black Licorice

2. Almond Joy

3. Riesens

You diss the glory of black licorice! Twizzlers is hideous but it is not real licorice as far as I am concerned. I have had black licorice in Europe that I could (and did) make meals of!

srvy
03-04-2015, 09:02 AM
Is anything as divisive as licorice? Love or hate, no middle. Personally love it but rarely eat it. I could go for some anise cookies now. And good & plenty.

This time of year always go nuts on Cadbury eggs, original and caramel.

M&m's always work. Nothing better than crushed m&m's and heath on ice cream.

Caramel candies with the cream centers. And cow tails.

I like the cut of your jib!

Cow tails are awesome.

Lonewolf Ed
03-04-2015, 09:05 AM
This is my favorite since Malaco discontinued their lakrids ruller. Oh, what a sad time it is for me.

srvy
03-04-2015, 09:05 AM
You diss the glory of black licorice! Twizzlers is hideous but it is not real licorice as far as I am concerned. I have had black licorice in Europe that I could (and did) make meals of!

Thank God there is good taste out there. Totally agree Twizzlers isn't licorice it give the real stuff a black eye.

Canofbier
03-04-2015, 09:09 AM
Are you ****ing insane?

I'm with you! Heath is amazing by itself, but it shines even more as an addition to cookies or ice cream.

Frosty
03-04-2015, 09:10 AM
These

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg/300px-Good-%26-Plenty-Box-Small.jpg

I don't like black licorice but did like bridge mix, which is kind of weird. It's probably more of nostalgia thing as that's what my grandma would always put out when we would play games as a family.

I also can't face Cadbury eggs. I got the flu one year right after eating one and puked it up. Can't even look at one now. The Cadbury mini eggs are awesome, though.

Frosty
03-04-2015, 09:11 AM
Thank God there is good taste out there. Totally agree Twizzlers isn't licorice it give the real stuff a black eye.

Even when I could eat licorice, I hated Twizzlers. I could put a box of Red Vines away, though.

notorious
03-04-2015, 09:14 AM
Licorice and chocolate covered mints.

KC_Lee
03-04-2015, 09:17 AM
1) Reese's Pieces; yeah I know I am in the minority here. I love Reese's PB cups but I hate Reese's Pieces.

2) Circus Peanuts / Orange Slices / Ribbon Candy; AKA Old People Candy, some folks might be nostalgic for this stuff but I hated it then and hate it now.

3) Anything Wintergreen Flavor; anything the reeks like Skoal...:Lin:

Frosty
03-04-2015, 09:26 AM
3) Anything Wintergreen Flavor; anything the reeks like Skoal...:Lin:

Sorry, but these are amazing

http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/weekly/2013/07-19-023/w_images/wint-o-green_life_savers.jpg

KC_Lee
03-04-2015, 09:30 AM
Sorry, but these are amazing

http://www.dvo.com/newsletter/weekly/2013/07-19-023/w_images/wint-o-green_life_savers.jpg

Nope, hate 'em. Back in my high school days wintergreen Skoal was all the rage. You go to get a drink of water from a water fountain only to get a big whiff of wintergreen stench from some hunk chaw some 'neck left in the water fountain and you'd be scarred for life too.

Predarat
03-04-2015, 09:31 AM
Off brand MandMs are almost always terrible. The kind that come in the plastic Candy Canes, looks like MandMs but are not. Horrible.

Frosty
03-04-2015, 09:37 AM
Nope, hate 'em. Back in my high school days wintergreen Skoal was all the rage. You go to get a drink of water from a water fountain only to get a big whiff of wintergreen stench from some hunk chaw some 'neck left in the water fountain and you'd be scarred for life too.

LMAO Yeah, probably. Kind of like me and the puketastic Cadbury eggs.

Frosty
03-04-2015, 09:38 AM
Love wintergreen. Love spearmint. Can't stand peppermint.

Buehler445
03-04-2015, 09:44 AM
My contribution is those chalky ass word hearts you get at valentines day. Fuck those are terrible.



This time of year always go nuts on Cadbury eggs, original and caramel.



I once had a Cadbury egg (caramel I think) with butterfinger in it. Son of a fucking bitch it was glorious. I've never seen them again.

KC_Lee
03-04-2015, 09:49 AM
LMAO Yeah, probably. Kind of like me and the puketastic Cadbury eggs.

Candy induced PTSD...

petegz28
03-04-2015, 09:50 AM
Black Licorice fucking rocks!!!

Predarat
03-04-2015, 09:52 AM
The spin off Candy Corn Pumpkins are worse than actual Candy Corn.

srvy
03-04-2015, 10:01 AM
http://ep.yimg.com/ay/candy-crate/clove-chewing-gum-sold-out-7.gif

My Dad liked this and Beemans I could never get a taste for it.

In58men
03-04-2015, 10:05 AM
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/04/95403fefabb51b5790b2ed329e2b960f.jpg


I've never heard anyone say "hey let's go to the store I want a Zero"

Are these good? Lol

srvy
03-04-2015, 10:07 AM
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/04/95403fefabb51b5790b2ed329e2b960f.jpg


I've never heard anyone say "hey let's go to the store I want a Zero"

Are these good? Lol

they are great. Fucking awesome in fact I had forgotten that tasty morsel. Must make that my mission today to find one.

Sorce
03-04-2015, 10:09 AM
Sweet Tarts
Candy Corn
Anything with coconut
Air Heads (fake ass laffy taffy)

Fish
03-04-2015, 10:15 AM
The source of AustinChief's avatar....

http://i61.tinypic.com/qx17iu.jpg

:Lin:

srvy
03-04-2015, 10:18 AM
The source of AustinChief's avatar....

http://i61.tinypic.com/qx17iu.jpg

:Lin:

Thats a great candy bar made right iun St Joe,Mo. And why did you not know that was the source of his avatar? Chase Candy Co. Cop.

Easy 6
03-04-2015, 10:23 AM
Three Musketeers sucks balls, no peanuts or anything of substance... just chocolate and that disgusting, overly sweet marshmallow shit in the middle.

Worst candy bar of all time.

KCUnited
03-04-2015, 10:24 AM
The source of AustinChief's avatar....

http://i61.tinypic.com/qx17iu.jpg

:Lin:

Love black pussy.

srvy
03-04-2015, 10:25 AM
Three Musketeers sucks balls, no peanuts or anything of substance... just chocolate and that disgusting, overly sweet marshmallow shit in the middle.

Worst candy bar of all time.

Yep!!!

I think it was the size. People thought they were getting a better deal untill they bit into that whipped up mess.

BigMeatballDave
03-04-2015, 10:25 AM
I'd drink my own urine before eating black licorice.

Disgusting.

BigMeatballDave
03-04-2015, 10:27 AM
Three Musketeers sucks balls, no peanuts or anything of substance... just chocolate and that disgusting, overly sweet marshmallow shit in the middle.

Worst candy bar of all time.LMAO Marshmallow shit. It's called nougat. It's in Milky ways and Snickers, too.

Easy 6
03-04-2015, 10:28 AM
Love black pussy.

LMAO

Yep!!!

I think it was the size. People thought they were getting a better deal untill they bit into that whipped up mess.

I used to throw them away when I got them for Halloween, even as a fat little candy loving bastard.

Easy 6
03-04-2015, 10:29 AM
I'm aware of "nougat", Dave... and TM has the worst kind of all of them, its lighter and sweeter.

In58men
03-04-2015, 10:31 AM
they are great. ****ing awesome in fact I had forgotten that tasty morsel. Must make that my mission today to find one.

Post pics or gtfo

BucEyedPea
03-04-2015, 10:36 AM
I loved Almond Joys growing up. I just don't eat candy bars anymore to know what would be the worst but Almond Joys would not be on my list. I love giving them out for Halloween too. Just because I loved them.

Plus coconut and almonds have at least some nutritional value. Then again, even chocolate is a fruit. It's the sugar that doesn't.

Stewie
03-04-2015, 10:37 AM
Peanut brittle. I know it's not a candy bar, but they try to sell it as if it's better. Nasty stuff.

BucEyedPea
03-04-2015, 10:37 AM
Three Musketeers sucks balls, no peanuts or anything of substance... just chocolate and that disgusting, overly sweet marshmallow shit in the middle.

Worst candy bar of all time.

Yeah, think I can go with that one myself.

srvy
03-04-2015, 10:37 AM
Will do if we get out today. I have not seen one in years not even sure they make now.
I discovered this C bar by accident long ago. The place I worked as kid had the old pull and drop type candy machine like a Cig machine. Well all the good stuff is always out and I didnt bring my lunch that day. There was always a lone zero in the machine so I took a chance and it became my little secret that was always available.

srvy
03-04-2015, 10:38 AM
I loved Almond Joys growing up. I just don't eat candy bars anymore to know what would be the worst but Almond Joys would not be on my list. I love giving them out for Halloween too. Just because I loved them.

Plus coconut and almonds have at least some nutritional value. Then again, even chocolate is a fruit. It's the sugar that doesn't.

Did you also wonder what all the eggs and tp ?

Graystoke
03-04-2015, 10:42 AM
I bet that they force-feed black licorice to political prisoners in North Korean gulags. It's not even that it's not good. It's terrible. It's horrifying. It's worse than having no candy at all.

Same thing with any hot candy like atomic fireballs. They're punishment, not candy.

I can't disagree with you more.
I love Black Licorice.

And FIRE BALLS! Oh my I crave that shit.
At ACE Hardware they have a bowl of RED HOT FIRE BALLS. 10 cents each. When I go there I always get one with my hardware. The old black lady that checks me out always says to me, "You are a Bad Bad Man"

In58men
03-04-2015, 10:44 AM
Notice how Kit Kat was never mentioned. I hate that shit

Frosty
03-04-2015, 10:50 AM
Peanut brittle. I know it's not a candy bar, but they try to sell it as if it's better. Nasty stuff.

My wife was making peanut brittle one Christmas and accidentally messed up a batch. Instead of the rock hard normal stuff, this was more crystalline so that it basically would melt in your mouth. It's hard to explain but it was fantastic (I usually don't like it). Now, every Christmas I have her make it that way and won't touch it any other way.

BigMeatballDave
03-04-2015, 11:08 AM
Peanut brittle. I know it's not a candy bar, but they try to sell it as if it's better. Nasty stuff.

Agreed.

I like peanuts. I love peanut butter.

Fuck Brittle.

BigMeatballDave
03-04-2015, 11:10 AM
I can't disagree with you more.
I love Black Licorice.

And FIRE BALLS! Oh my I crave that shit.
At ACE Hardware they have a bowl of RED HOT FIRE BALLS. 10 cents each. When I go there I always get one with my hardware. The old black lady that checks me out always says to me, "You are a Bad Bad Man"

Black Licorice represents everything that is soulless and evil.

Sorce
03-04-2015, 11:24 AM
Not an american candy but the black currant flavor of these is like 10x worse than black licorice.

http://i.imgur.com/fclJShx.jpg

srvy
03-04-2015, 11:31 AM
Good
http://foodpoisoningbulletin.com/wp-content/uploads/Black-licorice.jpg
Bad
http://www.groceries-express.com/images/30000%5C34000%5C54400%5C3400054400CF.GIF

Lonewolf Ed
03-04-2015, 11:34 AM
I'd drink my own urine before eating black licorice.

Disgusting.

More for those who love it then! And I am one. Black licorice... mmmmmm.

Lonewolf Ed
03-04-2015, 11:34 AM
Black Licorice represents everything that is soulless and evil.

You speak heresy!

Frosty
03-04-2015, 11:38 AM
You know what's worse than black licorice? Black licorice flavored jelly beans. :Lin:

Bugeater
03-04-2015, 11:40 AM
The source of AustinChief's avatar....

http://i61.tinypic.com/qx17iu.jpg

:Lin:
I love those things, same as a Twin Bing

Bufkin
03-04-2015, 11:50 AM
Peanut butter M&M's.

hometeam
03-04-2015, 11:59 AM
http://ep.yimg.com/ay/candy-crate/clove-chewing-gum-sold-out-7.gif

My Dad liked this and Beemans I could never get a taste for it.


oh hell yes this. I thought it was a gag gift.

hometeam
03-04-2015, 11:59 AM
You know what's worse than black licorice? Black licorice flavored jelly beans. :Lin:

http://i.imgur.com/U75m6FH.png

KC_Lee
03-04-2015, 12:11 PM
Three Musketeers sucks balls, no peanuts or anything of substance... just chocolate and that disgusting, overly sweet marshmallow shit in the middle.

Worst candy bar of all time.

Not a huge fan of Three Musketeer bars myself. But, the dark chocolate, mint Three Musketeer mini bites are awesome. I would main line those bad boys back in the day.

Pablo
03-04-2015, 12:43 PM
Dots are trash. Tootsie Rolls are terrible. I'm trying to remember all the shit candy I tried to trade my brother after Halloween.

No, no, no...you're getting a hell of a deal bro. That's three boxes of Dots and five mini tootsie rolls for only two mini Snickers.

Nzoner
03-04-2015, 01:56 PM
Chocolate covered raisins :Lin:

Frosty
03-04-2015, 02:09 PM
Dots are trash. Tootsie Rolls are terrible. I'm trying to remember all the shit candy I tried to trade my brother after Halloween.

No, no, no...you're getting a hell of a deal bro. That's three boxes of Dots and five mini tootsie rolls for only two mini Snickers.

My least favorite Halloween candy was suckers, particularly the Dum Dums. Tootsie Pops were okay but still not a favorite. Dots were a close second to least favorites.

Chocolate covered raisins :Lin:

Heathen

scho63
03-04-2015, 02:26 PM
I am stunned at so many people hating coconut! What gives?

I love coconut in any form

1. Pixie Sticks - nothing but colored sugar

2. Atomic Fireball - The cinnamon and heat kill your mouth and taste buds for 10 hours

3. Sour Patch Kids - someone gave me a taste of these once and I nearly hurled, they were vile.

Also so much of today's candy is made with inferior ingredients, tasting worse than when we were kids. Things like Milky Way and 3 Musketeers have turned to shit.

Beef Supreme
03-04-2015, 02:28 PM
I had a friend when I was a kid that would buy a bit-o-honey and shove the entire thing in his mouth at once, then be virtually unable to move his jaw for the next 20 minutes.

KC_Lee
03-04-2015, 02:28 PM
Dots are trash. Tootsie Rolls are terrible. I'm trying to remember all the shit candy I tried to trade my brother after Halloween.

No, no, no...you're getting a hell of a deal bro. That's three boxes of Dots and five mini tootsie rolls for only two mini Snickers.

Dots = filling removers...those and JuJu Beas.

Pepe Silvia
03-04-2015, 02:33 PM
http://ep.yimg.com/ay/candy-crate/clove-chewing-gum-sold-out-7.gif

My Dad liked this and Beemans I could never get a taste for it.

My grandmother used to buy all those crazy gums, clove was horrible, its what I envision an ironing board tasting like.

mdchiefsfan
03-04-2015, 03:15 PM
Candy corn

Frosty
03-04-2015, 03:39 PM
I am stunned at so many people hating coconut! What gives?

I love coconut in any form


Me too. Chocolate and coconut were made for each other. These are one of my favorite candy bars of all time. I wish they were available year round.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j199/ptotheenguin/12-2007/RussellCocoWreath.jpg

srvy
03-04-2015, 03:44 PM
Maple Nut Goodies

BigMeatballDave
03-04-2015, 04:01 PM
Good
http://foodpoisoningbulletin.com/wp-content/uploads/Black-licorice.jpg
Bad
http://www.groceries-express.com/images/30000%5C34000%5C54400%5C3400054400CF.GIFPuke and Vomit

BeMyValentine
03-04-2015, 04:14 PM
Maple Nut Goodies

Damn those are tasty!!!

BucEyedPea
03-04-2015, 04:24 PM
Me too. Chocolate and coconut were made for each other. These are one of my favorite candy bars of all time. I wish they were available year round.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j199/ptotheenguin/12-2007/RussellCocoWreath.jpg

I loved that kind of chocolate crunchy coconut candy in a box of chocolates growing up and still do.

BucEyedPea
03-04-2015, 04:24 PM
Candy corn

Those are just aweful! Yuck!

Frosty
03-04-2015, 04:35 PM
I can't say I really like candy corn or the "autumn mix" pumpkins but if that stuff is in the house, I can't stay out of it. It's the weirdest thing.

srvy
03-04-2015, 04:38 PM
I loved that kind of chocolate crunchy coconut candy in a box of chocolates growing up and still do.

You can get Haystacks at Seas candys at Nebraska Furniture Mart. Or really in confectioner.

Rain Man
03-04-2015, 04:44 PM
I loved that kind of chocolate crunchy coconut candy in a box of chocolates growing up and still do.


Oh, yeah. Coconut and chocolate makes for great candy. Any time I grab a random chocolate out of a box, I do a fist pump if it turns out to be coconut.

Rain Man
03-04-2015, 04:50 PM
Mars Bar


I've mentioned this in the past, but when I was in college I got a horrible bacterial illness. I couldn't eat, threw up constantly, and ended up spending several days in the hospital after staggering around for a couple of weeks. I lost an entire year of college because it happened the day before school started and I lost so much time that I had to drop some classes and screwed up my prerequisites.

The last thing I ate before I got sick was a Mars Bar. It wasn't the fault of the Mars Bar at all, but I think it took me 20 years before I would eat one again. I associated Mars Bars psychologically with the illness and couldn't eat one.

ILChief
03-04-2015, 04:51 PM
Black licorice, Dots, conversation hearts, anything with coconut

BigMeatballDave
03-04-2015, 04:54 PM
Maple Nut Goodies

How could you not like Maple?

Are you a Nazi?

mdchiefsfan
03-04-2015, 04:54 PM
Those are just aweful! Yuck!

And they always look tempting sitting in your grandmother's glass tray in her living room. I am pretty sure she never changes it year to year, though.

BigMeatballDave
03-04-2015, 04:57 PM
Yeah, Candy Corn sucks. I don't hate it, I just don't eat it. May as well just buy a bottle of corn syrup.

BucEyedPea
03-04-2015, 05:03 PM
And they always look tempting sitting in your grandmother's glass tray in her living room. I am pretty sure she never changes it year to year, though.

They can be a nice Halloween or Fall decorating item, depending how they get used. But to eat....argghh!

BucEyedPea
03-04-2015, 05:05 PM
You can get Haystacks at Seas candys at Nebraska Furniture Mart. Or really in confectioner.

So I have to pay for a flight and a hotel to Nebraska to get them?:p I was just there a couple of weeks ago. Why didn't you tell me then?
The farmer I sat next to on the plane, told me Omaha Steaks were the thing to eat while there or to take home.

srvy
03-04-2015, 05:21 PM
How could you not like Maple?

Are you a Nazi?

No actually I got lost in what thread it was. I actually love them.

srvy
03-04-2015, 05:23 PM
So I have to pay for a flight and a hotel to Nebraska to get them?:p I was just there a couple of weeks ago. Why didn't you tell me then?
The farmer I sat next to on the plane, told me Omaha Steaks were the thing to eat while there or to take home.

He gave you bad advice. Omaha steaks suck but what ya gonna do once there delivered.

srvy
03-04-2015, 05:27 PM
So I have to pay for a flight and a hotel to Nebraska to get them?:p I was just there a couple of weeks ago. Why didn't you tell me then?
The farmer I sat next to on the plane, told me Omaha Steaks were the thing to eat while there or to take home.

They have confectioners in sunny Fla Fla or is it to hot and it melts before ya get home with it.

Haystacks are an old standard for candy makers.

redfan
03-04-2015, 07:51 PM
Bit o Honey
Tootsie roll(tootsie pop acceptable)
Necco wafer/valentine heart
Black licorice
Peeps
Circus peanuts
Candy corn
Chik-o-stik
Slo poke/ Sugar daddy
Old timey ribbon candy
Those Halloween peanut butter things in black and orange wrappers
The big candy Easter eggs that are filled with a weird sugar-like substance

srvy
03-04-2015, 07:59 PM
Bit o Honey
Tootsie roll(tootsie pop acceptable)
Necco wafer/valentine heart
Black licorice
Peeps
Circus peanuts
Candy corn
Chik-o-stik
Slo poke/ Sugar daddy
Old timey ribbon candy
Those Halloween peanut butter things in black and orange wrappers
The big candy Easter eggs that are filled with a weird sugar-like substance

:hmmm: :grr:

Spot on with a few then so much fail.

Saulbadguy
03-04-2015, 08:09 PM
Zero bar.

BigMeatballDave
03-04-2015, 08:54 PM
Bit o Honey
Tootsie roll(tootsie pop acceptable)
Necco wafer/valentine heart
Black licorice
Peeps
Circus peanuts
Candy corn
Chik-o-stik
Slo poke/ Sugar daddy
Old timey ribbon candy
Those Halloween peanut butter things in black and orange wrappers
The big candy Easter eggs that are filled with a weird sugar-like substance

Chik-o-stik are awesome. Peanut butter and toasted coconut. What's not to like?

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-04-2015, 08:59 PM
Black licorice is heinous.
Candy corn: awful
Zero bars are shit
Heath bars are tooth-breaking motherfuckers

srvy
03-04-2015, 09:11 PM
Black licorice is heinous.
Candy corn: awful
Zero bars are shit
Heath bars are tooth-breaking motherfuckers

You seem fun.

Its ok to like things.

Rain Man
03-04-2015, 09:19 PM
How can people not like Bit O Honeys? They're wonderful.

Granted, I haven't had one in probably 15 years and will generally never make them my top choice, but they're wonderful.

Pepe Silvia
03-04-2015, 09:20 PM
How can people not like Bit O Honeys? They're wonderful.

Granted, I haven't had one in probably 15 years and will generally never make them my top choice, but they're wonderful.

Truth, Bit O Honeys are great.

hometeam
03-04-2015, 10:11 PM
I'm surprised at the DOT hate, I love those things even though they are the worst for your teeth.

Easy 6
03-04-2015, 10:17 PM
Chik-o-stik are awesome. Peanut butter and toasted coconut. What's not to like?

Absolutely, thats a candy that doesnt get its just due.

Cant even remember the last time I seen it.

srvy
03-04-2015, 10:23 PM
Absolutely, thats a candy that doesnt get its just due.

Cant even remember the last time I seen it.

Dollar Tree or Dollar store. They have a lot of the old classic candies.

Sad thing I have found is most dont taste as I remember maybe because they now use so much corn syrup vs confectioners sugar.

Easy 6
03-04-2015, 10:27 PM
Dollar Tree or Dollar store. They have a lot of the old classic candies.

Sad thing I have found is most dont taste as I remember maybe because they now use so much corn syrup vs confectioners sugar.

Ah, I'll make a note of that, I'm due for a trip to the dollar tree soon.

cdcox
03-04-2015, 10:31 PM
Mint is the only thing I don't like. I don't even like to touch packaged mint things in the grocery store. I'd rather have licorice lodged in my nasal cavity than touch a sealed package of junior mints. So disgusting.

srvy
03-04-2015, 10:38 PM
Mint is the only thing I don't like. I don't even like to touch packaged mint things in the grocery store. I'd rather have licorice lodged in my nasal cavity than touch a sealed package of junior mints. So disgusting.

I was never much of a fan of Jr Mints though it did make a good Seinfeld episode.
I do kinda like like those pastel colored mints all grannies have in a crystal dish near the front door. Mint girl scout cookies. Mint chocolate chip ice cream all not bad.

Rain Man
03-04-2015, 11:05 PM
Oh, man. I totally missed Junior Mints and York Peppermint Patties on my list of favorite candies. Yum.

cdcox
03-04-2015, 11:14 PM
Shudder.

bdj23
03-04-2015, 11:51 PM
You seem fun.

Its ok to like things.

Yeah, it's okay to like stuff. But all that stuff sucks.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-05-2015, 12:06 AM
Why ruin a good chocolate bar by shoving coconut in it?

Pasta Little Brioni
03-05-2015, 12:09 AM
Peeps

Reerun_KC
03-05-2015, 12:12 AM
Black licorice is heinous.
Candy corn: awful
Zero bars are shit
Heath bars are tooth-breaking motherfuckers
Breaking teeth? Missouri meth?

BigMeatballDave
03-05-2015, 12:44 AM
Absolutely, thats a candy that doesnt get its just due.

Cant even remember the last time I seen it.

:)

RobBlake
03-05-2015, 12:47 AM
youre a straight loser with a small peepee if you don't like almond or mound joys

Miles
03-05-2015, 12:48 AM
The best is one of the Reese's but can't remember if its Fast Break or Nutragious since I don't buy candy bars often at all. Think its Nutragious that is badass.

BigMeatballDave
03-05-2015, 12:50 AM
youre a straight loser with a small peepee if you don't like almond or mound joys

I love them. But I still have a small peepee...

Miles
03-05-2015, 12:53 AM
Worst has to be Black licorice. The great grandson of the asshole that invented that has to be the one that came up with the idea for a popcorn jelly belly and also made it so it could trick you into thinking it could be an ok one as well.

007
03-05-2015, 03:23 AM
You know what's worse than black licorice? Black licorice flavored jelly beans. :Lin:

I actually like the black licorice jelly beans but hate black licorice.

007
03-05-2015, 03:26 AM
Now & Laters= filling removers...those and JuJu Beas.

FYP

srvy
03-05-2015, 08:17 AM
For some reason I never got into a Chunky.

Frosty
03-05-2015, 10:11 AM
I actually like the black licorice jelly beans but hate black licorice.

At Easter, I think they should sell bags of just black jelly beans for the weirdos that like them and then leave them out of the regular bags.

ChiefRocka
03-05-2015, 01:58 PM
popcorn flavored jelly bellys

mdchiefsfan
03-05-2015, 02:09 PM
I can't say I really like candy corn or the "autumn mix" pumpkins but if that stuff is in the house, I can't stay out of it. It's the weirdest thing.

This. It suckers me every year. I keep hoping it changes, but to no avail!

Dave Lane
03-05-2015, 02:16 PM
Chik-o-stik are awesome. Peanut butter and toasted coconut. What's not to like?

Solid list, plus anything coconut

Necco wafer/valentine heart
Black licorice
Peeps
Circus peanuts
Candy corn

BucEyedPea
03-05-2015, 02:42 PM
Peeps

:LOL: LMAO Is that really a candy? I thought they were just fancy marshmallows.

GloucesterChief
03-05-2015, 04:31 PM
Count me as another black licorice non-fan. In fact I don't like much anise flavored. No sambuca or ouzo for me.

Nzoner
03-06-2015, 07:46 AM
For some reason I never got into a Chunky.

I have to admit I've gotten into a few Chunky's in my day. :(

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 08:06 AM
Anything with coconut. Anything that tastes like black licorice. Anything resembling those black and brown Halloween candies. Anything like candy corn. And Circus Peanuts.

Katipan
03-06-2015, 08:09 AM
Circus peanuts taste like banana runts.

wtf is wrong with you people?

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-06-2015, 08:10 AM
Those fucking red peanuts.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-06-2015, 08:10 AM
CHUNKY'S ARE GODDAMNED DELICIOUS.

FUCK ALL OF YOU.

Katipan
03-06-2015, 08:12 AM
I'm so irritated by some of these answers I hope I catch some of you out on Halloween.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-06-2015, 08:13 AM
WHOEVER INVENTED THAT ORANGE AND BLACK HALLOWEEN CANDY; KILL THEM.

Katipan
03-06-2015, 08:15 AM
omg I just came across one asshole bitching about tootsie rolls and one of my favorite assholes bitching about chocolate covered raisins.

...

You people should all be sent to live on your own little island.

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 08:19 AM
omg I just came across one asshole bitching about tootsie rolls and one of my favorite assholes bitching about chocolate covered raisins.

...

You people should all be sent to live on your own little island.

I could take or leave Goobers, but Tootsie Rolls are goddamn awesome.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-06-2015, 08:21 AM
Tootsie Rolls fucking suck.

Black Cow however....delicious.

Katipan
03-06-2015, 08:37 AM
I suppose I take the blue sweettarts and chuck them at people.

Bugeater
03-06-2015, 08:46 AM
WHOEVER INVENTED THAT ORANGE AND BLACK HALLOWEEN CANDY; KILL THEM.
AND THE GODDAMN PEOPLE WHO HAND IT OUT AS WELL. GO BUY SOME REAL FUCKING CANDY YOU CHEAP SONS OF BITCHES

srvy
03-06-2015, 08:50 AM
Are you talking about the orange and black wax wrapper Halloween Candy?

That's peanut butter taffy not so bad. I do throw it out if kid get because not sealed.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-06-2015, 09:00 AM
:LOL: LMAO Is that really a candy? I thought they were just fancy marshmallows.

Yup. Always sold with the Easter candy. Just gross.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-06-2015, 09:03 AM
WHOEVER INVENTED THAT ORANGE AND BLACK HALLOWEEN CANDY; KILL THEM.

Nah just force em to eat a whole bag of that shit. Probably a Lil Chiefy and he Wil get a tummy ache.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-06-2015, 09:04 AM
What is a chunky?

Katipan
03-06-2015, 09:07 AM
Yup. Always sold with the Easter candy. Just gross.

They are all 4 seasons now. :D

Also wonderful flavors like sour watermelon.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-06-2015, 09:12 AM
I would rather look at a Kc native attached pic in a de berg thread than eat a peep

Katipan
03-06-2015, 09:14 AM
I would rather look at a Kc native attached pic in a de berg thread than eat a peep

You have a problem with sugar coated sugar?

srvy
03-06-2015, 09:18 AM
I hate raisins why take good milk chocolate and cover them.

Katipan
03-06-2015, 09:19 AM
Because they don't taste like raisins anymore THEY TASTE LIKE LITTLE DROPS OF SUNSHINE.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-06-2015, 09:22 AM
Butter popcorn jelly belly. Why?????

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 09:31 AM
Butter popcorn jelly belly. Why?????


OMG, EVERY BIT OF THIS!!!!!!!

srvy
03-06-2015, 09:33 AM
Yeah I am not fond of the butter ones. I suppose if you matched it up with another jelly belly flavor it would mix well. Do they have a popcorn or waffle and maple syrup jelly bean?

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 09:35 AM
Artificially flavored watermelon everything.

Katipan
03-06-2015, 09:36 AM
I wish I had a picture of Willy Wonka's penis to post.

srvy
03-06-2015, 09:41 AM
What is a chunky?

http://www.virtualredvine.com/Products/Classic/chunky2.jpg

srvy
03-06-2015, 09:56 AM
Those fucking red peanuts.

These?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nxL08a6dfQY/UPgaIdB2AtI/AAAAAAAAGBY/fOxcznwNLj4/s1600/039.JPG

I still love them things. The old barber shops the ones with barbers poles always had that for a nickel. twist and get a handfull. Still remember dad taking me to get my haircut then getting some BBB.

Easy 6
03-06-2015, 10:17 AM
Boston Baked Beans are teh awesome, that's another candy you don't see around anymore.

Nzoner
03-06-2015, 10:26 AM
omg I just came across one asshole bitching about tootsie rolls and one of my favorite assholes bitching about chocolate covered raisins.

...

You people should all be sent to live on your own little island.

aw shucks :redface:

In58men
03-06-2015, 10:30 AM
Boston Baked Beans are teh awesome, that's another candy you don't see around anymore.

We have them here in Cali. If you want I can send you case of you can send me that Chocoalte Ale. It'll be the worlds biggest drug transaction eva

Easy 6
03-06-2015, 10:31 AM
We have them here in Cali. If you want I can send you case of you can send me that Chocoalte Ale. It'll be the worlds biggest drug transaction eva

I don't like them enough to buy a whole case!

In58men
03-06-2015, 10:32 AM
I don't like them enough to buy a whole case!

Motherfucker buy a case

Easy 6
03-06-2015, 10:36 AM
LMAO

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 10:42 AM
Mother****er buy a case

ROFL

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 10:43 AM
You know what the greatest candy bar ever is?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Valomilk-Wrapper-Small.jpg

Nzoner
03-06-2015, 10:50 AM
I thought of another one I can easily say no to,those Hershey's Special Dark that come in the miniatures bag.I love the Mr Goodbar,Krackel etc. but those Special Dark are nasty.

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 11:10 AM
I thought of another one I can easily say no to,those Hershey's Special Dark that come in the miniatures bag.I love the Mr Goodbar,Krackel etc. but those Special Dark are nasty.

**** Mr. Goodbar right in his special dark place. Krackel and Special Darks are awesome.

If you like Special Dark (all you non-Communists like Nzoner), they make Special Dark Miniatures, too.

http://diydoyenne.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hershey-packagedcandy-miniatures-assortment-special-dark_lg.png

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 11:11 AM
I thought of another one I can easily say no to,those Hershey's Special Dark that come in the miniatures bag.I love the Mr Goodbar,Krackel etc. but those Special Dark are nasty.

Seriously, though... do you not like dark chocolate in general, or something about the SDs in particular?

srvy
03-06-2015, 11:24 AM
Zagnut

I would eat them but personally would soon have a butterfinger. It seemed like a butterfinger but instead of chocolate covering some sort of orange dust.

http://www.candywrappermuseum.com/03_classics/cx_zagnut_2.jpg

srvy
03-06-2015, 11:26 AM
You know what the greatest candy bar ever is?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Valomilk-Wrapper-Small.jpg

I preferred Mallo Cup

srvy
03-06-2015, 11:31 AM
Goo Goo Clusters also blew away Valomilk.

http://candyaddict.com/blog/candy_images/googoo_cluster_packages.jpg

As kid I could walk across street with my lawn mowing money and be in a Ben Franklin or quik drive with mom to TG&Y. Those places were a candy paradise.

Nzoner
03-06-2015, 11:34 AM
Seriously, though... do you not like dark chocolate in general, or something about the SDs in particular?

I can't say I've had much except trying those miniatures and they just leave an aftertaste to me that's nasty.

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 11:39 AM
I preferred Mallo Cup


Those are the ones with toasted coconut on top, right? That's a good way to ruin a candy bar.

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 11:40 AM
I can't say I've had much except trying those miniatures and they just leave an aftertaste to me that's nasty.


I love dark chocolate. Up to about 70 percent, higher than that starts to get weird texturally.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-06-2015, 11:50 AM
THEY WERE ALL TWIX!!!!

srvy
03-06-2015, 11:53 AM
Those are the ones with toasted coconut on top, right? That's a good way to ruin a candy bar.

Zagnut yes

This is a Mallo Cup

https://nuts.com/images/auto/801x534/assets/b8930634ccef36b9.jpghttp://www.howsweeteats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Homemade-Mallo-Cups-I-howsweeteats.com-2.jpg

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 11:58 AM
Zagnut yes

This is a Mallo Cup



According to their website... so I stand by my assessment that that's a great way to ruin a candy bar. Valomilk is superior.

Frosty
03-06-2015, 01:57 PM
Artificially flavored watermelon everything.

It's funny, I hate real watermelon but don't mind the fake watermelon flavor. Arrowhead Sparkling Watermelon Lime is really good.

As for Peeps, my wife loves those yellow ones you see at Easter. I don't care for them because I really don't care for marshmallow.

Pablo
03-06-2015, 03:25 PM
Artificial watermelon doesn't bother me. I like that shitty watermelon flavored taffy with the "seeds"; or at least I did as a kid.

If you like artificial banana flavor you are a sick motherfucker.

Fire Me Boy!
03-06-2015, 03:41 PM
It's funny, I hate real watermelon but don't mind the fake watermelon flavor.

Polar opposite here. I love real watermelon, but even the smell of fake makes me gag.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-06-2015, 03:42 PM
These?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nxL08a6dfQY/UPgaIdB2AtI/AAAAAAAAGBY/fOxcznwNLj4/s1600/039.JPG

I still love them things. The old barber shops the ones with barbers poles always had that for a nickel. twist and get a handfull. Still remember dad taking me to get my haircut then getting some BBB.

The ones all gooed together in a circle.

Pablo
03-06-2015, 03:43 PM
Those things were great when I had young teeth and didn't know any better. Fuck eating them now.

Pepe Silvia
03-06-2015, 04:08 PM
You know what the greatest candy bar ever is?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Valomilk-Wrapper-Small.jpg

Word.