*** Official Make up a Chiefs Offseason Rumor thread ***

[TribalElder]

Choose your own rumor, what can you make up

"I heard Houston wants out of Kansas City because he absolutely hates London and does not want to go there ever".

[Dante84]

Andy lost weight

[gold_and_red]

Alex working on deep throws.

[Bufkin]

Scientists reattach Javon Belcher's head as he plans return to NFL.

[eDave]

We've hit bottom CP.

[TomBarndtsTwin]

Donovan McNabb coming back out of retirement, again, to help Andy lead KC to the promised land . . . .

[petegz28]

WR TD's are overrated

[CoMoChief]

Carl is coming back as a consultant

[ct]

billy butler working w/ speed gurus on his 40 time, gonna enter the nfl draft, chiefs watching closely

[gblowfish]

Kelli Croyle is sleeping with Tyler Bray.

[Ceej]

Donovan McNabb coming back out of retirement, again, to help Andy lead KC to the promised land . . . .

So is TO, or so I heard.

[Mr. Laz]

what a stupid fucking thread.


just what we need is more random bullshit that people will get confused about, thinking it's real

[Bufkin]

what a stupid ****ing thread.


just what we need is more random bullshit that people will get confused about, thinking it's real
Calm down there Trish Stratus, the title of the thread clearly indicates made up rumors.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Houston is signing with Oakland/CP tards

[petegz28]

what a stupid ****ing thread.


just what we need is more random bullshit that people will get confused about, thinking it's real

Lighten up a little, dear

[Iconic]

Andy lost weight

Fact, can confirm, uncrustables prices have dipped since January.

[Bufkin]

Now that I think about it, Trish does have a point. Imagine if one of the Chiefs beat writers opened this thread and assumed that Jovan Belcher was indeed resurrected and planning an NFL comeback? The repercussions could be astronomical.

Mods, please close this thread and IP ban Tribal Elder. Thanks in advance.

[Iconic]

Miles Austin is officially a Chief per Tom Hanks.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Dorsey would never sign a top WR or trade picks for a PB PLAYA

[Sorter]

Someone needs to start tweeting that Amari Cooper beats old women with sticks.

[BigRock]

Jamaal Charles to retire due to spinal tumor.

[Perineum Ripper]

Alex Smith has his extremely long Vaginal lips surgically enhanced by placing a pair of balls in them to look like a nutsack..sources say he will actually attempt to throw deep

[Ceej]

Chiefs looking at MJD for depth.

When asked about the potential signing, Chiefs lead, male yell leader, Inmen, said it would be a "solid signing. That's a quality move the Raiders would make."

[MotherfuckerJones]

Chiefs looking at MJD for depth.

When asked about the potential signing, Chiefs lead, male yell leader, Inmen, said it would be a "solid signing. That's a quality move the Raiders would make."

/Inmem

[MotherfuckerJones]

Someone needs to start tweeting that Amari Cooper beats old women with sticks.

Beats them with the Riddlers cane to be specific

[gblowfish]

Chiefs to cut Chase Daniel, sign Tim Tebow as #2 QB.

[Sorter]

Amari Cooper feeds puppies to politicians.

[TribalElder]

Chiefs sign Brian Waters to a 1 year deal worth up to 7 million with workout bonus

[Pasta Little Brioni]

BOWE ate Reid's sammich

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Kim Anderson to Chiefs as an offensive consultant

[Bufkin]

Chiefs hire celebrity actor Robin Williams in an attempt to increase public relations. Will host a pre-game show each Sunday morning titled "Hangin' with Robin".

[TribalElder]

Kim Anderson to Chiefs as an offensive consultant

:clap:

Chiefs replacing in stadium beer with whiskey and wine cooler alternatives

[FlaChief58]

The Chiefs will draft a QBOTF sometime this century

[Bufkin]

The latest reports out of Kansas City indicate that Jamaal Charles has indeed learned how to read.

[TribalElder]

Chiefs hire celebrity actor Robin Williams in an attempt to increase public relations. Will host a pre-game show each Sunday morning titled "Hangin' with Robin".

Chiefs will have free boxcutters available on the way out of the stadium and a designated belchering zone with warm water tubs

[New World Order]

Hugh Douglas coming in for workout Friday.

[thabear04]

**Breaking News**

Kansas City Chiefs just trade Alex Smith to the Jets for Geno Smith plus two 7th round picks.

[Rams Fan]

Chiefs trade Alex Smith for Colin Kaepernick and a 3rd.

[Bufkin]

The family of state auditor Tom Schweich have now indicated that the last thing he watched in his family room was an NFL Network rerun of the 2013 playoff game between the Chiefs and the Colts

[FlaChief58]

**Breaking News**

Kansas City Chiefs just trade Alex Smith to the Jets for Geno Smith plus two 7th round picks.

Clay just came

[TribalElder]

Bowe signed with Indy 2 years 50 million

[FlaChief58]

Bowe signed with Indy 2 years 50 million

Great, another first round thumping coming....

[srvy]

Carl is coming back as a consultant

And he is bringing Jim Schaff with him.

[srvy]

Bowe will take a pay cut.

[TribalElder]

Eagles signed demarco Murray to 5 years 42 million dollars.

lolz

[srvy]

Hunt Industries has cloned the 69-72 Hank Stram and are now working to insert him into Andy Reids body for legal purposes.

They ran into a problem when they hand him Andys playbook instead of rolling it up he wantsd to wipe his ass with it.

[redshirt32]

Kansas City has traded RB Knile Davis to the Dallas Cowboys for a 2nd rd pick in the 2015 NFL draft.

[007]

Chiefs cut Dustin Colquitt.

[srvy]

Chiefs cut Dustin Colquitt.

I wish that wasn't a rumor I just don't like 4 million dollar punters.

[Discuss Thrower]

Knile Davis and Kansas City's 4th rounder are being shopped to Dallas for the Cowboy's 2nd round pick.

[Coochie liquor]

Mike Catapano will be ready for the season.

[TribalElder]

Andy Reid is matriculating the brisket down the field

[FlaChief58]

Andy Reid is matriculating the brisket down the field

That's pretty much a given

[jd1020]

Chiefs looking to trade up in the 1st round for a QB

[MotherfuckerJones]

Chiefs trade for Cordarrelle Patterson for a 4th round pick

[Jerok]

Chiefs replicate the Eagles, and trade Charles, Maclin, Smith for many picks and old cheap players, and lets Bowe walk.

Chase Daniel starts and is killed on the first play because no WR or RB or OL, saving the Chiefs 4 million in cap.

Chiefsplanet rejoices anyway because Smith is gone.

[Easy 6]

Kris Mortensen: 3 minutes ago...

The Kansas City Chiefs are preparing a package to move up for Mariota that includes Jamaal Charles, Justin Houston and Travis Kelce.

[jd1020]

Kris Mortensen: 3 minutes ago...

The Kansas City Chiefs are preparing a package to move up for Mariota that includes Jamaal Charles, Justin Houston and Travis Kelce.

Wouldn't that be ironic.

The first time the Chiefs make a move for a QB CP goes

http://media.giphy.com/media/vkwAeqMEUSaoU/giphy.gif

[Coochie liquor]

Peyton Mannings arm strength has diminished, and he won't sweep us this season...,

[Easy 6]

Wouldn't that be ironic.

The first time the Chiefs make a move for a QB CP goes

http://media.giphy.com/media/vkwAeqMEUSaoU/giphy.gif

LMAO

But we finally got our first round QB PBJ

[FlaChief58]

Clark Hunt in negotiations with Raiders to build joint stadium in London. Sources say deal is all but done

[Strongside]

The Chiefs are reportedly offering whatever it takes to acquire Matt Cassell from the Bills because the banners were the most exciting thing to fly over Arrowhead since a Joe Montana pass.

[Reerun_KC]

Sources and fans saying that Reid is a qb guru and will develop Alex smith.

[TribalElder]

Chiefs one of the teams in the running to sign free agent wide receiver Dwayne Bowe

[Hammock Parties]

Bowe was cut because he fucked Eric Fisher's girlfriend. Fisher went to the Chiefs and told them: him or me. They made the obvious choice.

[Coochie liquor]

If the Chiefs go 9-7, Clay will eat a bug.

[TimeForWasp]

Chiefs trade Houston and Alex for the first overall pick.

[Rams Fan]

Mike Catapano was the first human to receive a successful vaccine for AIDs.

[Coochie liquor]

Mike Catapano was the first human to receive a successful vaccine for AIDs.

But, Magic Johnson....

[Bowser]

Someone needs to start tweeting that Amari Cooper beats old women with sticks.

I for one am ashamed that we are all standing around watching Laz get beat on like that.

[Saul Good]

Dorsey and Favre are in talks about a backup QB role that would allow them to cut Daniel.

[TribalElder]

Breaking * chip Kelley caught with pain killers and a glass pipe in Jim irsays limo shortly after signing two running backs

[Easy 6]

Dorsey and Favre are in talks about a backup QB role that would allow them to cut Daniel.

Oh **** I'd nut in a butt... wont lie.

The mans arm is still 85% of whatever it was, he'd thrill the shit outta all the doubters.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh **** I'd nut in a butt... wont lie.


You're gonna spread whatever Alex has.

[redshirt32]

WR Dwyane Bowe broke records today surpassing Alex Smith as most talked about player on CP.

[Rain Man]

The Chiefs are going to line Dustin Colquitt up as the #2 wideout because it'll save cap money and they don't use that position for anything anyway.

[gold_and_red]

Vance Walker spells our D secrets to Peyton, which will help him sweep the Chiefs.

[thabear04]

**Breaking News** Chiefs sign Bobby Sippio again.

[Imon Yourside]

Giant Crustaceans chewed on Grandpa.

[Reerun_KC]

Reid is going to turn play calling duties over to some that understands the simplicity of game management.

[KC_Lee]

Every FA that KC has signed or will sign is going to suck and every FA that KC does not sign is going to be a HOF player.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Peyton Mannings arm strength has diminished, and he won't sweep us this season...,

They said make something up. That's true.

[thabear04]

Andy Reid is a Vegan.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Chiefs hire Sacopoo to run the draft. Ten Mormon fatties later and CP members dangle from a noose all over the country.

[redshirt32]

Jackson County has canceled the 2015 Duck season after losing their #1 decoy yesterday.

Bowe season is now open for 31 counties across the USA...........Good Luck and be safe.

[Dave Lane]

Alex Smith has his extremely long Vaginal lips surgically enhanced by placing a pair of balls in them to look like a nutsack..sources say he will actually attempt to throw deep

OK thats WAY to unbelievable. I mean no way he will actually attempt to throw deep.

[Dave Lane]

Chiefs sign Tom Brady away from Pats for a 2018 7th rounder.

[TribalElder]

Vagasil has been named the official sports cream of the Chiefs just edging out Ben gay

[Discuss Thrower]

Chiefs trade Aaron Murray and Chase Daniel to Cleveland for the rights to Josh Gordon.

[Discuss Thrower]

Chiefs announce Bob Sutton's retirement, Dick Jauron rumored to be leading candidate to replace him; will switch to 4-3 defense if hired.

[LoneWolf]

Discuss Thrower will have an intelligent football post before the draft.

[TribalElder]

Colquitt will be released post June 1 because the 2015 Chiefs will be so unstoppable offensively they will no longer need to punt