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Hammock Parties
03-18-2015, 01:56 PM
:(

http://hellogiggles.com/lizzie-velasquez-documentary

Velasquez was born with Marfan syndrome (a genetic disorder that affects the body’s connective tissue) and lipodystrophy (a medical condition that affects her weight ).

What this means for Lizzie is that she has zero percent body fat, she must consume at least 5,000 calories a day to survive, she has never weighed more than 64 pounds, she has a weak immune system, and she is blind in one eye and has poor vision in the other. Her condition is so rare that only two other people in the world share it.

http://ryantowephotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/02LizzieVelasquez.jpg

BigMeatballDave
03-18-2015, 01:59 PM
Hawt!

KC native
03-18-2015, 01:59 PM
She probably rejected on you tinder.

The Franchise
03-18-2015, 02:00 PM
I wonder if they just pump her full of fluids that contain calories to keep her alive. There's no way she's wolfing down 5000 calories in an entire day. I know it's possible....just saying....she doesn't look like she could.

Beef Supreme
03-18-2015, 02:00 PM
Let's all make fun of a woman with a terrible disease!

I'm an asshole, but I have limits.

siberian khatru
03-18-2015, 02:02 PM
Too fat/ Omaha

Sassy Squatch
03-18-2015, 02:04 PM
Let's all make fun of a woman with a terrible disease!

I'm an asshole, but I have limits.
It's fucking Chiefsplanet.com during the offseason. What were you expecting?

BigMeatballDave
03-18-2015, 02:04 PM
I wonder if they just pump her full of fluids that contain calories to keep her alive. There's no way she's wolfing down 5000 calories in an entire day. I know it's possible....just saying....she doesn't look like she could.

I don't know, skinny people can put the food away. Look at those tiny asian women winning eating contests.

BigMeatballDave
03-18-2015, 02:06 PM
Let's all make fun of a woman with a terrible disease!

I'm an asshole, but I have limits.

Too bad the search function isn't working. There is a thread around here poking fun at a young girl who lost her feet at an amusement park. :)

BigMeatballDave
03-18-2015, 02:07 PM
She probably rejected on you tinder.

LMAO

KC native
03-18-2015, 02:08 PM
It's fucking Chiefsplanet.com during the offseason. What were you expecting?

More racial slurs probably.

Fish
03-18-2015, 02:09 PM
http://i61.tinypic.com/2nqgk5l.jpg

Donger
03-18-2015, 02:12 PM
Sister?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyOIe_U8npK_GJ570TlE7xDkhl7N1hFDjvsytz5nU1J-FQq1laZw

Discuss Thrower
03-18-2015, 02:13 PM
Shit thread.

CaliforniaChief
03-18-2015, 02:15 PM
Wow, I really feel for her. That's brutal.

KC native
03-18-2015, 02:15 PM
Shit thread.

Better than an InMen or DeBerg thread.

Sassy Squatch
03-18-2015, 02:19 PM
More racial slurs probably.
I thought Frazod quit posting here?

BigRock
03-18-2015, 02:21 PM
The World’s Ugliest Woman
http://i58.tinypic.com/whlmdt.gif

headsnap
03-18-2015, 02:21 PM
Too bad the search function isn't working. There is a thread around here poking fun at a young girl who lost her feet at an amusement park. :)

that was comedy gold:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=164871&page=12



this thread not so much...

KC native
03-18-2015, 02:22 PM
I thought Frazod quit posting here?

He got bant but there are plenty of posters who are worse than he was.

Fish
03-18-2015, 02:22 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker has lost a bunch of weight....

BigMeatballDave
03-18-2015, 02:29 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker has lost a bunch of weight....

Come on, stop horsing around...

Sorce
03-18-2015, 02:30 PM
So is she gonna be a Chiefs cheerleader now? She'll fit right in.

GloryDayz
03-18-2015, 02:30 PM
I thought Frazod quit posting here?

He's drinking again...it won't end until he falls over again. This is becoming a daily thing with him now!

http://www.decadentlifestyle.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tumblr_ldusv2yOIA1qd1fjko1_500.gif

blaise
03-18-2015, 02:37 PM
God, Native can't even wait until a racial comment to play the race card anymore.

KC native
03-18-2015, 02:39 PM
God, Native can't even wait until a racial comment to play the race card anymore.

Are you fucking stupid? Or have you had a stroke like Baby Lee?

It's clearly a joke.

LoneWolf
03-18-2015, 02:40 PM
Shit thread.

With as tight and scrunched up her butthole must be, she might.

DMAC
03-18-2015, 02:43 PM
So is she gonna be a Chiefs cheerleader now? She'll fit right in.

beat me to it.

In58men
03-18-2015, 02:43 PM
Better than an InMen or DeBerg thread.

You still mad about my monkey joke?

blaise
03-18-2015, 02:44 PM
Are you ****ing stupid? Or have you had a stroke like Baby Lee?

It's clearly a joke.

Don't spaz out, spaz.

KC native
03-18-2015, 02:46 PM
You still mad about my monkey joke?

I don't give a fuck about you.

You're an awful imitation of a good poster.

blaise
03-18-2015, 02:48 PM
I don't give a **** about you.

You're an awful imitation of a good poster.

Yeah, I got it. Your, "You're a dumbass asshat," routine. It's been done before, on hundreds of message boards.

It's not original or fresh or witty.
You're basically a hack spaz.

Bugeater
03-18-2015, 02:57 PM
Meh. .. I've seen uglier

Ebolapox
03-18-2015, 02:58 PM
:(

http://hellogiggles.com/lizzie-velasquez-documentary

...Her condition is so rare that only two other people in the world share it.



bullshit.

http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/marfan-syndrome

The incidence of Marfan syndrome is approximately 1 in 5,000 worldwide.

it's been proposed that abe lincoln had marfan

BigCatDaddy
03-18-2015, 02:58 PM
I bet she's VERY flexible.

Ebolapox
03-18-2015, 02:59 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker has lost a bunch of weight....

maria shriver really took arnold's cheating badly and stopped eating apparently.

jd1020
03-18-2015, 02:59 PM
But are her boobs the proper size?

NinerDoug
03-18-2015, 03:01 PM
Let's all make fun of a woman with a terrible disease!

I'm an asshole, but I have limits.

This.

ModSocks
03-18-2015, 03:01 PM
Pretty sure i've seen uglier in the Chiefs Cheerleader thread.

Just Passin' By
03-18-2015, 03:10 PM
bullshit.

http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition/marfan-syndrome



it's been proposed that abe lincoln had marfan

I think that they are referring to the combo platter of issues she has, not just a single syndrome. It's impressive the she's even alive.

Mav
03-18-2015, 03:17 PM
But are her boobs the proper size?
Dammit. I almost made it through this thread without laughing.

FlaChief58
03-18-2015, 03:18 PM
Awesome! Let's make fun of the girl with a horrible disease. Are you 10? :shake:

Mav
03-18-2015, 03:24 PM
Awesome! Let's make fun of the girl with a horrible disease. Are you 10? :shake:
While I haven't partaken in insulting the woman, this is the place where happiness goes to die, and sympathy is found in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

ptlyon
03-18-2015, 03:26 PM
Awesome! Let's make fun of the girl with a horrible disease. Are you 10? :shake:

We're all 10's. Just ask us.

Hammock Parties
03-18-2015, 03:29 PM
Awesome! Let's make fun of the girl with a horrible disease. Are you 10? :shake:

Who's making fun. I just thought it was an interesting article about a rare disease.

I feel bad for her.

ModSocks
03-18-2015, 03:30 PM
We're all 10". Just ask us.

FYP

loochy
03-18-2015, 03:33 PM
Pretty sure i've seen uglier in the Chiefs Cheerleader thread.

http://i.imgur.com/D0adbVl.jpg

ModSocks
03-18-2015, 03:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/D0adbVl.jpg

Knile Davis in drag.

dmahurin
03-18-2015, 03:42 PM
Omaha? Where's Omaha?

ModSocks
03-18-2015, 03:43 PM
Omaha? Where's Omaha?

You did it wrong.

It's: Too Fat /Omaha

The Franchise
03-18-2015, 03:43 PM
Who's making fun. I just thought it was an interesting article about a rare disease.

I feel bad for her.

:spock:

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
03-18-2015, 03:47 PM
I went to school with this broad. I'm happy to see that she's doing great things.

Titty Meat
03-18-2015, 03:47 PM
KC Native fucked her

KC native
03-18-2015, 03:50 PM
KC Native fucked her

herp derp Billay tried to fuck her herp derp

FlaChief58
03-18-2015, 03:51 PM
Who's making fun. I just thought it was an interesting article about a rare disease.

I feel bad for her.

So, the title " The world's ugliest woman" is meant as a compliment?

siberian khatru
03-18-2015, 03:51 PM
You did it wrong.

It's: Too Fat /Omaha

And it's been done:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=11390603&postcount=6

:harumph:

Titty Meat
03-18-2015, 03:51 PM
herp derp Billay tried to **** her herp derp

You fucked her bruh

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
03-18-2015, 03:51 PM
So, the title " The world's ugliest woman" is meant as a compliment?

Read the article.

Hammock Parties
03-18-2015, 04:15 PM
She's definitely not the world's ugliest. Anyone know what happened to badgirl anyway?

BigMeatballDave
03-18-2015, 04:23 PM
She's definitely not the world's ugliest. Anyone know what happened to badgirl anyway?

Chained up in your basement?

Deberg_1990
03-18-2015, 04:24 PM
Ive had worse.

Mr. Laz
03-18-2015, 04:24 PM
The World’s Ugliest Woman
you would think that you would be a lot less judgmental and not as much of an asshole considering your weight issues in the past

unless all that weight stuff was bullshit too, who knows with you :rolleyes:

Hammock Parties
03-18-2015, 04:24 PM
Chained up in your basement?

I have to go down there to do laundry. It's already creepy enough.

Hammock Parties
03-18-2015, 04:24 PM
you would think that you would be a lot less judgmental and not as much of an asshole considering your weight issues in the past

unless all that weight stuff was bullshit too, who knows with you :rolleyes:

Hey dumbass, read the article.

Just Passin' By
03-18-2015, 04:26 PM
So, the title " The world's ugliest woman" is meant as a compliment?


you would think that you would be a lot less judgmental and not as much of an asshole considering your weight issues in the past

unless all that weight stuff was bullshit too, who knows with you :rolleyes:

From the article:

The now-26-year-old became a viral sensation almost a decade ago when, as a teenager, she was dubbed “The World’s Ugliest Woman” on the Internet.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3a96gbQhmeM/TpvEChSp71I/AAAAAAAACQI/MoSbFZLmZBY/s320/RIF.gif

gblowfish
03-18-2015, 04:32 PM
Just say RAH!

GloryDayz
03-18-2015, 04:45 PM
Just say RAH!LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Rep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

notorious
03-18-2015, 04:49 PM
Oh, no.............


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ROFL

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-18-2015, 06:02 PM
Goddamn, was Clay bored today?

threebag
03-18-2015, 07:58 PM
She probably rejected on you tinder.

Bet that never happens to you on Dandy

Chromatic
03-19-2015, 06:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/D0adbVl.jpg

wtf her face looks like the Yee dinosaur. 4 seconds in

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/q6EoRBvdVPQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KC native
03-19-2015, 07:28 AM
Bet that never happens to you on Dandy

What the fuck is Dandy?

Dave Lane
03-19-2015, 10:26 AM
Thinner...

http://www.bonzabodies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/thinner.jpg

Bewbies
03-19-2015, 10:36 AM
I knew when I clicked on this it was going to be Rosie O'Donnell. What the hell?

Carlota69
03-19-2015, 11:36 AM
While I haven't partaken in insulting the woman, this is the place where happiness goes to die, and sympathy is found in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

ROFLROFLROFL
I dont post here much becuz this place has gone to hell, but this post is SPOT ON!

Mav
03-19-2015, 11:38 AM
ROFLROFLROFL
I dont post here much becuz this place has gone to hell, but this post is SPOT ON!
Thanks Carlota. You have been missed. Glad I could bring you some smiles!

Carlota69
03-19-2015, 11:45 AM
Thanks Carlota. You have been missed. Glad I could bring you some smiles!
:rockon:

Ebolapox
03-19-2015, 12:37 PM
I think that they are referring to the combo platter of issues she has, not just a single syndrome. It's impressive the she's even alive.

you're correct, I overlooked her second syndrome.