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Daru
03-21-2015, 01:29 AM
He looked great yes as good offense weapon before injury.

Well liked and moves with fury. Explosion though limited.

Update on him will be back? Please update.

Discuss Thrower
03-21-2015, 01:30 AM
He's a free agent and no one has been reported of having interest in him.

Direckshun
03-21-2015, 01:35 AM
Joe McKnight super fun time yes?

chiefs1111
03-21-2015, 01:36 AM
Joe McKnight loves you long time

eDave
03-21-2015, 01:37 AM
He looked great yes as good offense weapon before injury.

Well liked and moves with fury. Explosion though limited.

Update on him will be back? Please update.

Can someone translate this for me? TIA.

TribalElder
03-21-2015, 02:07 AM
McKnight post happy long contract sing Dorsey like

-King-
03-21-2015, 02:56 AM
Daru probably has the best posts in Chiefs planet history.

Deberg_1990
03-21-2015, 05:34 AM
He looked great yes as good offense weapon before injury.

Well liked and moves with fury. Explosion though limited.

Update on him will be back? Please update.

No, yes , no...... Yes?

DTHOF
03-21-2015, 05:39 AM
Can someone translate this for me? TIA.

What I am do? I can't know.....

hometeam
03-21-2015, 06:17 AM
no and no

KCChiefsfan1234
03-21-2015, 06:49 AM
ROFLMcKnight post happy long contract sing Dorsey like

Kman34
03-21-2015, 06:54 AM
He looked great yes as good offense weapon before injury.

Well liked and moves with fury. Explosion though limited.

Update on him will be back? Please update.

Him hurt Achilles bad yes no move with furry
Update him retire

Red Dawg
03-21-2015, 07:03 AM
Doubt he is brought back. We will always have the Miami game. His one shining moment.

Cheater5
03-21-2015, 07:24 AM
This immediately came to mind when reading this thread...

13 Tarzan,Tonto, and Frankenstein: http://youtu.be/mH1ij7JSkqk

Reerun_KC
03-21-2015, 07:30 AM
ROFL

Delivered.

aturnis
03-21-2015, 07:55 AM
Never change Daru.

Rain Man
03-21-2015, 08:01 AM
I kind of forgot about McKnight. He was looking good before the injury. I hope he's able to come back.

And we read during this season about DJ and Devito rehabbing together. Why wasn't McKnight with them? Would they not let him play or would he not join them?

In58men
03-21-2015, 08:10 AM
Joe McKnight and weapon shouldn't be in the same sentence. He's far from being a "weapon"

LoneWolf
03-21-2015, 08:57 AM
Joe McKnight and weapon shouldn't be in the same sentence. He's far from being a "weapon"

Way to kill the vibe of this thread with your Debbie Downer attitude. I was laughing all the way through this thread and then I read your post and immediately the fun is over. What a dick.

In58men
03-21-2015, 09:01 AM
Way to kill the vibe of this thread with your Debbie Downer attitude. I was laughing all the way through this thread and then I read your post and immediately the fun is over. What a dick.

Most Chief fans here would disagree with me. I want these fans to stop getting their hopes up.

milkman
03-21-2015, 09:01 AM
Way to kill the vibe of this thread with your Debbie Downer attitude. I was laughing all the way through this thread and then I read your post and immediately the fun is over. What a dick.

A tool can be a weapon, but as Inmen illustrates, they aren't always a weapon.

In58men
03-21-2015, 09:06 AM
A tool can be a weapon, but as Inmen illustrates, they aren't always a weapon.

Well said.


I'm just hoping Da'Rick Rogers is our Calvin Johnson

LoneWolf
03-21-2015, 09:10 AM
Well said.


I'm just hoping Da'Rick Rogers is our Calvin Johnson

I think Milkman was calling you a tool.

milkman
03-21-2015, 09:14 AM
I think Milkman was calling you a tool.

I think you might be right.

Deberg_1990
03-21-2015, 10:29 AM
a Smith returns will Maclin and Kelce keep dropping bombs too!

Brando
03-21-2015, 12:22 PM
Is Joe McKnight also a Nigerian Prince?

In58men
03-21-2015, 12:51 PM
I think Milkman was calling you a tool.

I read it wrong. He's a fucking idiot too.

Bowser
03-21-2015, 01:49 PM
Too bad he can't stay healthy. The kid really could be the definitive third down back.

TimBone
03-21-2015, 02:33 PM
A tool can be a weapon, but as Inmen illustrates, they aren't always a weapon.

Well said.


I'm just hoping Da'Rick Rogers is our Calvin Johnson
Hahahahahahahahahaha.....imagine that, it went right over Inmen's head.

mdchiefsfan
03-21-2015, 02:35 PM
A tool can be a weapon, but as Inmen illustrates, they aren't always a weapon.

Well said.


I'm just hoping Da'Rick Rogers is our Calvin Johnson

LMAO

Gonzo
03-21-2015, 03:04 PM
Me thinks Daru might be utilizing Google Translator.

Oh Daru, you're the Daruiest.

Baby Lee
03-21-2015, 03:08 PM
Me thinks Daru might be utilizing Google Translator.

Oh Daru, you're the Daruiest.

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NJChiefsFan
03-21-2015, 03:10 PM
Most Chief fans here would disagree with me. I want these fans to stop getting their hopes up.

MOST Chief fans here think that Joe McKnight is a weapon?! You can't possibly believe that. Stop trying so hard. You aren't a voice of reason. Maybe you could have been, but you've gone so far over the edge that you're just hard to listen to sometimes, even when I agree with you.

Easy 6
03-21-2015, 03:53 PM
At some point, you have to wonder how much willpower a guy that's had sooo many consecutive injuries has... dude makes Sanders Commings look like Cal Ripken.

BUT, if he has rehabbed hard yet again and still feels a fire in his gut when/if he's invited back to camp... then hell yeah, I want Joe back on the team if at all possible.

He flashed that old swagger before getting hurt last year, was quite flashy and smooth actually, and more importantly, anyone that loves football enough to keep fighting his way back deserves another hard look.

Line Judge
03-21-2015, 03:58 PM
I know that this is a small sample size but he was really impressive the one or two games that he played before his injury. I guess that there are plenty of players that spark once and are never heard from again. There are 7 RBs on the roster. I do not remember seeing West and Ware play. Since they only count the first 51 players for the cap would it cost too much to sign him again and see what he does in training camp now that he has a little more experience? If yes, why hasn't Dorsey done it by now or just cut him like he did some of the receivers?

Easy 6
03-21-2015, 05:09 PM
I know that this is a small sample size but he was really impressive the one or two games that he played before his injury. I guess that there are plenty of players that spark once and are never heard from again. There are 7 RBs on the roster. I do not remember seeing West and Ware play. Since they only count the first 51 players for the cap would it cost too much to sign him again and see what he does in training camp now that he has a little more experience? If yes, why hasn't Dorsey done it by now or just cut him like he did some of the receivers?

As you allude to, dude hasn't been cut yet because they want to see how he brings it in camp.

I don't wanna be too homerish, its 50/50 with this guy... but if he looks good again in camp then I want him on the Chiefs. He looked silky smooth and quick catching passes out of the backfield in limited duty.

Joe is just one of many potential guys that could really break out and be that dark horse team mvp...

McKnight
Cooper
Catapano
Doc Tardif
Harris

If even three of those guys can strongly contribute, then its a big plus... people that hate Dorsey should really take a look at fringe roster guys like this... every single one of them has huge upside.

If I could hand pick the three that actually stick it'd be Catapano, Cooper and Harris.

Hammock Parties
03-21-2015, 05:12 PM
fuck i was rike holy shit this sounds rike something daru would post then rooked and ROR it's DARU

Easy 6
03-21-2015, 05:27 PM
Wherever Daru may be in the world, God Bless him for being so interested in a sports team half a world away... instead of making fun of him and belittling his thoughts... why not embrace our foreign fans?

Gee, theres a novel idea.

Rain Man
03-21-2015, 05:30 PM
Wherever Daru may be in the world, God Bless him for being so interested in a sports team half a world away... instead of making fun of him and belittling his thoughts... why not embrace our foreign fans?

Gee, theres a novel idea.

No kidding. It would be easy to just be interested in cricket or soccer. But our foreign members had the intellect to rise above those and embrace not just American football, but also the Chiefs. They are the greatest minds of their various nations.

Baby Lee
03-21-2015, 05:34 PM
Wherever Daru may be in the world, God Bless him for being so interested in a sports team half a world away... instead of making fun of him and belittling his thoughts... why not embrace our foreign fans?

Gee, theres a novel idea.

I happy Daru Chief like. Post with fury and ask important question.

Easy 6
03-21-2015, 05:34 PM
No kidding. It would be easy to just be interested in cricket or soccer. But our foreign members had the intellect to rise above those embrace not just American football, but also the Chiefs. They are the greatest minds of their various nations.

:wayne:

Baby Lee
03-21-2015, 05:45 PM
No kidding. It would be easy to just be interested in cricket or soccer. But our foreign members had the intellect to rise above those embrace not just American football, but also the Chiefs. They are the greatest minds of their various nations.

Daru, . . . Daru, . . . Daru fizz on fiyah!!

Rain Man
03-21-2015, 06:13 PM
Oh, I hate it when I get quoted and then note a typo in the post.

Gonzo
03-21-2015, 06:34 PM
That's fucking it. I'm changing the name of the lounge ASAP.

Gonzo
03-21-2015, 06:37 PM
There. Daru, we love you. Wherever you are.

Brock
03-21-2015, 06:38 PM
I've been wondering about mcknight myself. Looked pretty good.

Gonzo
03-21-2015, 06:39 PM
I've been wondering about mcknight myself. Looked pretty good.

Daru approves of this post. You're lucky. If he didn't, you'd be dead by now.

Brock
03-21-2015, 06:51 PM
Daru is a massive improvement over that shitdick inmen.

Gonzo
03-21-2015, 06:59 PM
Daru is a massive improvement over that shitdick inmen.

You are now Daru's defense minister. Do not disappoint Daru.

Easy 6
03-21-2015, 08:25 PM
You are now Daru's defense minister. Do not disappoint Daru.

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Daru only wants an active, ongoing tribute, just be a vassal of ChiefsPlanet and all of your wildest dreams will come true, Daru... we are God Kings, do not fight it... just prepare yourself for assimilation.

Iowanian
03-21-2015, 09:31 PM
Daru is a gentleman and a scholar. My life will not be complete until the real life skinbra and I hunt a tiger together.

Post away, slum dog millionaire. If these jackals screw with you I will drink 10 red bulls and f them right in the p!

TribalElder
03-22-2015, 01:07 AM
Daru is the Chiefs sung woo

Someone start doing something to get him to Kansas City

Direckshun
03-22-2015, 01:45 AM
Historical fact: Daru inspired Ernő Rubik to come up with the Cube.

loochy
03-22-2015, 08:10 AM
What if daru suddenly turns out to be from Africa?

BlackHelicopters
03-22-2015, 08:17 AM
What if daru suddenly turns out to be from Africa?

Daru is an alien.

milkman
03-22-2015, 08:27 AM
What if daru suddenly turns out to be from Africa?

Suddenly?

Like he was from somewhere else, but suddenly now comes from Africa?

That would be like the greatest trick ever.

And Daru is the only one capable of accomplishing that.

Hammock Parties
03-22-2015, 08:30 AM
Daru is an alien.

Friend to xlibutscrale of the galaxies seventeen.

Gonzo
03-22-2015, 08:36 AM
Suddenly?

Like he was from somewhere else, but suddenly now comes from Africa?

That would be like the greatest trick ever.

And Daru is the only one capable of accomplishing that.

LMAO
When Milkman gives praise to Daru, you know shit just got real.
Daru loves Milkman.

lewdog
03-22-2015, 08:45 AM
You guys are seriously being ruthless to someone who clearly doesn't have command of the English Language.

But you guys aren't this mean to Billay about it!!!

milkman
03-22-2015, 08:49 AM
You guys are seriously being ruthless to someone who clearly doesn't have command of the English Language.

But you guys aren't this mean to Billay about it!!!

Good natured fun with Daru.

Treating billay the same way would just be mean an cruel.

One is just overcoming a language barrier.
The other is losing the battle with mental challenges.

Huge challenges.

Direckshun
03-22-2015, 08:53 AM
I threatened a local magazine that dared to depict an illustration of Daru.

Daru Akbar!

loochy
03-22-2015, 10:11 AM
Daru is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Daru taught Tiger Woods how to play golf and sleep with women.

Daru doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Daru can piss his name into concrete.

Daru knows Victoria's secret.

If Daru was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Daru does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Daru.

When Daru turned 18, his parents moved out.

The chief export of Daru is pain.

Daru doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

If you were killed by Daru, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

The most dangerous form of transportation is Daru' roundhouse kick, it is also the fastest.

Daru doesn't like bugs. Thats why the Beatles stopped making music.

Once you go Daru, you are physically unable to go back.

Daru once ate a skittle and gave birth to EMINEM!

Daru CAN understand women.

Daru doesn't dodge bullets, they dodge him.

When you say "no one's perfect", Daru takes this as a personal insult.

A Daru action figure has slept with more women than you.

Daru can stain stainless steel.

Daru puts the fist in pacifist.

Genies ask Daru for wishes.

Daru could build Rome in one day.

Daru doesn't spell words wrong. No one else spell them right.

Daru can breathe underwater.

The government pays Daru taxes.

There's a 99.9% chance, Daru is your biological father.

If you flip over China it says made by Daru.

When Daru swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.

When Daru jumps on a tempurpedic mattress, the glass of wine falls over.

Sharks have a week dedicated to Daru.

The last time Daru cooked dinner... Jesus and the disciples had reservations.

Kim Kardashian secretly wishes she had an ass like Daru.

Discuss Thrower
03-22-2015, 10:13 AM
Anyone up for funding a trip for Daru to visit Arrowhead?

It'll be like Sung-Woo II: Electric Boogaloo

J Diddy
03-22-2015, 11:30 AM
I happy Daru Chief like. Post with fury and ask important question.

My diary uh approve this massage.

Direckshun
03-22-2015, 11:57 AM
Anyone up for funding a trip for Daru to visit Arrowhead?

It'll be like Sung-Woo II: Electric Boogaloo

Hell the fuck yes.

Chunt needs him to pound the war drum before kickoff.

Discuss Thrower
03-22-2015, 11:59 AM
Hell the fuck yes.

Chunt needs him to pound the war drum before kickoff.

This has to be a thing. I'm not kidding -this is no bullshit.-

ThaVirus
03-22-2015, 12:20 PM
Good natured fun with Daru.



Treating billay the same way would just be mean an cruel.



One is just overcoming a language barrier.

The other is losing the battle with mental challenges.



Huge challenges.


You're funny. I never knew you were funny.

milkman
03-22-2015, 01:42 PM
You're funny. I never knew you were funny.

You're not alone.

jspchief
03-22-2015, 03:36 PM
Like sleeve of wizard

LoneWolf
03-22-2015, 03:43 PM
Daru is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Daru taught Tiger Woods how to play golf and sleep with women.

Daru doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Daru can piss his name into concrete.

Daru knows Victoria's secret.

If Daru was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Daru does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Daru.

When Daru turned 18, his parents moved out.

The chief export of Daru is pain.

Daru doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

If you were killed by Daru, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

The most dangerous form of transportation is Daru' roundhouse kick, it is also the fastest.

Daru doesn't like bugs. Thats why the Beatles stopped making music.

Once you go Daru, you are physically unable to go back.

Daru once ate a skittle and gave birth to EMINEM!

Daru CAN understand women.

Daru doesn't dodge bullets, they dodge him.

When you say "no one's perfect", Daru takes this as a personal insult.

A Daru action figure has slept with more women than you.

Daru can stain stainless steel.

Daru puts the fist in pacifist.

Genies ask Daru for wishes.

Daru could build Rome in one day.

Daru doesn't spell words wrong. No one else spell them right.

Daru can breathe underwater.

The government pays Daru taxes.

There's a 99.9% chance, Daru is your biological father.

If you flip over China it says made by Daru.

When Daru swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.

When Daru jumps on a tempurpedic mattress, the glass of wine falls over.

Sharks have a week dedicated to Daru.

The last time Daru cooked dinner... Jesus and the disciples had reservations.

Kim Kardashian secretly wishes she had an ass like Daru.

Daru is Chuck Norris!

Direckshun
03-22-2015, 07:24 PM
Daru can deepthroat a kielbasa.

J Diddy
03-22-2015, 09:19 PM
Daru can deepthroat a kielbasa.

This is an unsubstantiated rumor. The closest we have to proof is a video of him and a potato.

Unless you have kielbasa footage you need to retract that statement.

Hammock Parties
03-22-2015, 09:24 PM
Daru can deepthroat a kielbasa.

http://i.imgur.com/7x3Kb4t.gif

wink91wink
03-22-2015, 11:31 PM
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Gonzo
03-23-2015, 09:36 AM
I spoke to Daru today. I now know what Moses felt like.

kcfanXIII
03-23-2015, 10:36 AM
I spoke to Daru today. I now know what Moses felt like.

Will he part the red sea and lead us to the promised land?