The Bufkin C-Span prank call

[Bufkin]

Annnnnnd done.
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article19704618.html

The video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQMHexzkJUo

[srvy]

Your the noob of the year! Figure it out damn.

[LoneWolf]

I vote for the first on air suicide.

[Bufkin]

I vote for the first on air suicide.
So we have 1 vote for on-air suicide.

[Baby Lee]

Find the local-est of local issues to talk about and just start droning.

Something about stoplights, or trash service.

The more detail the better.

Tell about how you left a lamp out because you got a new one at 'The Ikea' and you just don't have room for one no more, and the trash collectors STILL haven't picked it up. And it looks stupid, because the lamp sitting by the dumpster looks like someone is sitting out there reading the newspaper, and of course no one sits out by the dumpster and reads the newspaper when they have a perfectly good recliner and a brand new lamp inside where it's warm and dry.

It's been cold 'round here lately, rainy too. Don't know why it's raining so much so early in the year. Playin' heck with getting your irises planted. Anyway, could you get someone to pick up that dad blamed lamp so our block doesn't look like a hipster hangout, because the hipsters are moving in already and it's a whole thing.


You get the idea.

[listopencil]

Rush Limbaugh impersonation.

[SPchief]

Gunshot to the head while proclaiming free Daru!

[hometeam]

Might as well go for your avatar song.

Ask them if they would like some sausages~

[Brock]

Just be yourself.

[ChiTown]

Attention Whore of the Year Award along with n00b of the Year. Impressive!

[KC native]

So we have 1 vote for on-air suicide.

Make it two votes plz.

[Coochie liquor]

Hopefully you can scream Chiefs Planet (not Falcons Planet) near the end of the call. This is gonna be funny!!

[Pitt Gorilla]

Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

[eDave]

"Baba booey"

[Dayze]

Simple.....


Ask the host of the show (and audience) if they eat ass.

[MTG#10]

Make it two votes plz.

Three

[lewdog]

Declare you are leaving CP forever and then never post here again.

[RealSNR]

You need to make at least one recognizable shout out to chiefs planet. Maybe an obvious anti freeze reference or something?

[ChiTown]

Declare you are leaving CP forever and then never post here again.

Winner!!!

[Fire Me Boy!]

You need to make at least one recognizable shout out to chiefs planet. Maybe an obvious anti freeze reference or something?


Ball powder.

[cosmo20002]

So I'm going to be doing this on a weekday morning in the near future. For those unfamiliar, this is being done as a stipulation of me winning n00b of the year.

Once it's decided how this prank call will go, I'll post a specific morning I plan on doing it. Since C-Span call in sessions are usually at around 5 in the morning, I will also record it.

I'll let everybody decide how the call will go, as long as it's legal. For instance, I can't call in a bomb threat or tell the host that I have an Ethiopian sex slave in my basement. Outside of that, I'll gladly take suggestions. If we want to do a poll on what should be said, I can arrange that as well.

If you work in the word "cosmo" I will give you 35% of my casino cash AND a rep. A positive rep.

[Bewbies]

Talk about a politician nobody likes and end the call with hoping they drink some anti-freeze or fall out of an AIDS tree.

[Discuss Thrower]

Rant about the effect tailgate and backyard grilling has on the environment.

[wazu]

What is the typical forum for C-Span call-ins? Is there a host covering a topic? No moderation or delays? What is it about their format that makes prank calls more doable?

[alnorth]

So we have 1 vote for on-air suicide.

heh, that is a very bad idea. They would probably know your number and may feel compelled to call the police in your area, and then legal shit could ensue.

[SAUTO]

heh, that is a very bad idea. They would probably know your number and may feel compelled to call the police in your area, and then legal shit could ensue.

So you are saying saccopoo works there?

[Bufkin]

What is the typical forum for C-Span call-ins? Is there a host covering a topic? No moderation or delays? What is it about their format that makes prank calls more doable?
There's a ton of them on YouTube to give you an idea. The delay they have is 4 seconds I believe and is relatively easy to surpass as long as you're subtle. I've successfully prank called them twice.

[wazu]

heh, that is a very bad idea. They would probably know your number and may feel compelled to call the police in your area, and then legal shit could ensue.

But he won't be around to care. I suppose somebody might find this thread though. Then they'd hunt us all down and label us as cyber bullies. I don't need that.

[Bufkin]

heh, that is a very bad idea. They would probably know your number and may feel compelled to call the police in your area, and then legal shit could ensue.
His vote was me literally killing myself though. Legal action would be useless if I was dead.

[Baby Lee]

You've got mail

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/J1LF7itBndo/hqdefault.jpg

[digger]

Must say the words, 'Burning', 'AIDS' and 'Tree', At some point in that order.

[Iowanian]

Call in about a current political event but work in random terms found I. Urban dictionary. Hit Carl, Cleveland steamer. Antifreeze.

Your name needs to be something good too, like Dan Mitcarl.

[cosmo20002]

You've got mail

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/J1LF7itBndo/hqdefault.jpg

Obscure TV reference!

[Baby Lee]

Obscure TV reference!

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

We get it, you're a dunce.

[stumppy]

Your name needs to be something good too, like Dan Mitcarl.

Sylvester Shagnasty

[Hammock Parties]

So if my understanding is correct, this will be on TV right?

If it is, I can have it on youtube 2 minutes after it airs.

[alpha_omega]

Hope the CSpan call screeners aren't on CP. Best of luck.

[wazu]

There's a ton of them on YouTube to give you an idea. The delay they have is 4 seconds I believe and is relatively easy to surpass as long as you're subtle. I've successfully prank called them twice.

Wow. Listened to a few of them. N-bombs, F-bombs, gratuitous sex stuff. Not sure why they bother with paying for the technology of a 4-second delay.

[Psyko Tek]

tell them how the regency in OZ is a better from of government, and ruby slipper are the most viable form of transportation


Of speak of your efforts to probe those Gawd Dammed aliens first

[alnorth]

I'll vote for crazy paranoid guy talking about the Illuminati and the New World Order. Maybe even space aliens. Oh, and work in Chiefsplanet somehow.

[wazu]

I'll vote for crazy paranoid guy talking about the Illuminati and the New World Order. Maybe even space aliens. Oh, and work in Chiefsplanet somehow.

Really, you could make a very boring, non-controversial point, but somehow work in Chiefsplanet.com a few times and have this whole forum cheering wildly.

[Strongside]

Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.

[eDave]

Really, you could make a very boring, non-controversial point, but somehow work in Chiefsplanet.com a few times and have this whole forum cheering wildly.

Mr. Subliminal.

[hometeam]

Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.


ROFL

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Your name is Bob and you are Black. You have issues because your Uncle touched you in the naughty zone.

[wazu]

Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.

This has potential.

[wazu]

Instead of screaming "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON", though, work it in subliminally. Make it like the "meow" game. Work it in once, then continue on with the story for another sentence, then say it again. Calm. See how many times you can say it before they pick up on it and disconnect you.

[TimBone]

Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.
Yessss.

[Dave Lane]

If you work in the word "cosmo" I will give you 35% of my casino cash AND a rep. A positive rep.

If you mention Dave Lane Astrophotography you get all my casino cash and double your bonus items.

[Dave Lane]

Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.

Boom goes the dynamite.

[big nasty kcnut]

First tell them good morning then tell them that everything is wrong and true problem is with the ifh that group is controlling the minds while cupping the balls and stroking the shaft!

[Imon Yourside]

I would tell them the founding fathers of this nation actually built everything out of Lincoln Logs and then retired peacefully to the planet Kolab. However You should PM Bob Dole to get his take on it before proceeding further.

[Kman34]

Tell them your name is Alex Schmitt. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.

Winner!! ROFLROFL

[alnorth]

Instead of screaming "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON", though, work it in subliminally. Make it like the "meow" game. Work it in once, then continue on with the story for another sentence, then say it again. Calm. See how many times you can say it before they pick up on it and disconnect you.

yep, its on delay, if you scream anything it probably won't get on air

[Coochie liquor]

Soooo....... NOTY???

[Nightfyre]

Tell them your name is Hog Farmer. You've got a medical condition with your right arm and work hard weekly but it's not enough to afford ObamaCare. Tell them your right arm has become such a problem that you can't adequately perform your duties on the job and that last year saw an unheralded dip in performance by yourself, and consequently, those around you. Tell them that you love your job and that not many are able to do what you do, and that you're afraid that if something isn't done...you may be replaced by someone who doesn't have such arm strength issues. Just before the end of the call, scream "PAY JUSTIN HOUSTON!" and hang up.

fyp.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

IN.

[Bufkin]

I'm going to do it whenever I wake up in time, since the call-ins start at the ass crack of buttfuck.

And before you tell me to set an alarm, you can shove that idea up your ass. I wouldn't wake up 5 minutes early for this place, let alone 5 in the morning.

[Bugeater]

Set a goddamn alarm.

[hometeam]

SO then.. never?

[Coochie liquor]

I knew I shoulda came up with some preposterous thing I would do if I got the vote. Missed opportunity!!

[Baby Lee]

I was gonna prank C-Span, but then I got high.

http://cdn.popdust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Afroman-01.jpg

[Gonzo]

I'm going to do it whenever I wake up in time, since the call-ins start at the ass crack of buttfuck.

And before you tell me to set an alarm, you can shove that idea up your ass. I wouldn't wake up 5 minutes early for this place, let alone 5 in the morning.

Why announce that you're doing it then? You lazy piece of crap.
I should ban you for a false thread.

[MTG#10]

Why announce that you're doing it then? You lazy piece of crap.
I should ban you for a false thread.

And this clown won NOTY based on this...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm going to do it whenever I wake up in time, since the call-ins start at the ass crack of buttfuck.

And before you tell me to set an alarm, you can shove that idea up your ass. I wouldn't wake up 5 minutes early for this place, let alone 5 in the morning.

That's right, n00b.

Set the tone and take no shit. It's the CP way.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Try not to call when this guy is on the air:

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[srvy]

Throw this in the things that wont happen burn pit. It will fit right in with I'll eat a bug.

Sometimes a great notion is only a fart. But best to check the drawers anyway.

[Iowanian]

So basically what you are saying is that you are a nutless blowhard.

[LoneWolf]

I'm going to do it whenever I wake up in time, since the call-ins start at the ass crack of butt****.

And before you tell me to set an alarm, you can shove that idea up your ass. I wouldn't wake up 5 minutes early for this place, let alone 5 in the morning.

What are you a fucking teenager. 5 in the morning isn't some ungodly hour to wake up. Get up at a decent time like an adult and do what you said you would do you lazy piece of shit.

NOTY my ass.

[cosmo20002]

I'm going to do it whenever I wake up in time, since the call-ins start at the ass crack of butt****.

And before you tell me to set an alarm, you can shove that idea up your ass. I wouldn't wake up 5 minutes early for this place, let alone 5 in the morning.

Remember my offer
"cosmo" = $

[Bowser]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f9/f96f12f4fd8a7b716d51674afd0858301a8e6853f75400bae3a838d643cad89b.jpg

[Bufkin]

I'm doing it this week. If it's not done by then, you can IP ban me. Deal?

[Bowser]

I'm doing it this week. If it's not done by then, you can IP ban me. Deal?

How about we IP ban you until it's done?

[Bufkin]

How about we IP ban you until it's done?
That works as well.

[Hammock Parties]

Bufkin: please let me know beforehand when you are calling in

[Bufkin]

Bufkin: please let me know beforehand when you are calling in
Any day this week Clay. You pick. I was actually hoping to have somebody else tune in that way I'll have a backup if my recording messes up.

[Hammock Parties]

Any day this week Clay. You pick. I was actually hoping to have somebody else tune in that way I'll have a backup if my recording messes up.

Let's do it Monday at noon. I'm assuming there is very little tape delay.

[Bufkin]

Let's do it Monday at noon. I'm assuming there is very little tape delay.
Unfortunately, the call in program (I think it's called Washington Journal) is only on in the morning. You can check their TV schedule on their website and get back to me. Tomorrow at 6AM or 7AM is the next call in show. I can do that.

[Hammock Parties]

Unfortunately, the call in program (I think it's called Washington Journal) is only on in the morning. You can check their TV schedule on their website and get back to me. Tomorrow at 6AM or 7AM is the next call in show. I can do that.

I have:

6:00 AM CDT Washington Journal - Live call in program with officials

Works for me.

[Bufkin]

I have:

6:00 AM CDT Washington Journal - Live call in program with officials

Works for me.
Awesome. Can you also record for insurance purposes?

[Hammock Parties]

Awesome. Can you also record for insurance purposes?

Why the fuck else am I getting up at that hour?

[Bufkin]

Why the **** else am I getting up at that hour?
...touché

[Baby Lee]

Why the fuck else am I getting up at that hour?

Fresh drinking fountain water

[srvy]

Why the fuck else am I getting up at that hour?

Kill 2 birds and eat that bug.

[Bufkin]

The topic of the program tomorrow morning is drone strikes.

Feel free to pitch any last minute ideas.

[Hammock Parties]

The topic of the program tomorrow morning is drone strikes.

Feel free to pitch any last minute ideas.

"If Alex Smith is in control of the drones do you have any concerns about long-range strikes?"

[alnorth]

"If Alex Smith is in control of the drones do you have any concerns about long-range strikes?"

That is perfect. A question thats an obvious goof might get dumped and not make it through the delay, but that is just confusing and perplexing enough that even NFL fans would take a while before they got it.

[OnTheWarpath15]

"If Alex Smith is in control of the drones do you have any concerns about long-range strikes?"

ROFL

[BigMeatballDave]

"If Alex Smith is in control of the drones do you have any concerns about long-range strikes?"

I don't know what is more sad. You're exhausted schtick, or that someone was actually amused by this lame joke...

LOL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I don't know what is more sad. You're exhausted schtick, or that someone was actually amused by this lame joke...

LOL

Since when the undisputed truth a "schtick"?

[srvy]

"If Alex Smith is in control of the drones do you have any concerns about long-range strikes?"

Your right Bufkin no reason to get your lazy lard ass out of bed for stupid shit like that.

But should get some mileage in the elementary schools around town.

[Hammock Parties]

damn butthurt homers can't even laugh at a joke

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

damn butthurt homers can't even laugh at a joke

The ways, means, and woes of Lil' Chiefy shall never diminish, even in the face of harsh, unforgiving reality.

It is the way...of the farce.

[Dave Lane]

damn butthurt homers can't even laugh at a joke

That would be awesome and might make it through the dump. Some quizzical glances for sure.

[Dave Lane]

"If Alex Smith is in control of the drones do you have any concerns about long-range strikes?"

"If Alex Smith is in control of the drones would that ally any fears you have of long-range strikes?"

[Hammock Parties]

"If Alex Smith is in control of the drones would that ally any fears you have of long-range strikes?"

*muffled talking*

"Can you be more clear? Who is Mr. Smith?"

"If war is a game, then he's the manager."

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

*muffled talking*

"Can you be more clear? Who is Mr. Smith?"

"If war is a game, then he's the manager."

ROFL:clap:

[Bufkin]

*muffled talking*

"Can you be more clear? Who is Mr. Smith?"

"If war is a game, then he's the manager."
That's absolutely hysterical.

Meatball's response will definitely be the Achilles Heel of this call though. No matter what I say, there are going to be people espousing how unfunny it is. Probably led by CP's own Anti-Semite MTG.

Oh well, let's have fun. I'll talk to you bright and early Clay.

[cosmo20002]

http://dc243.4shared.com/img/M8DLo6yT/s7/13eee20dfe0/its_gonna_be_totally_awesome.gif
and please mention my name

[srvy]

You essentially will be talking to a national audience of political junkies who wont have the slightest idea WTF. But get on with your bad self bet you and Clay will be giggling like school girls.

[Bufkin]

I will cosmo. You're the 3rd best poster here. Please bring back the Clive Bundy avatar soon. God bless.

[Bufkin]

You essentially will be talking to a national audience of political junkies who wont have the slightest idea WTF. But get on with your bad self bet you and Clay will be giggling like school girls.
That's why it's funny to me. It may not be funny to you, and that's fine. Some people think Kevin Hart is funny, but I think he's about as funny as testicular cancer. With that said, when other people laugh at him, I don't get offended. I simply nod at the appreciation of comedy and how diverse it is.

[Hammock Parties]

You essentially will be talking to a national audience of political junkies who wont have the slightest idea WTF. But get on with your bad self bet you and Clay will be giggling like school girls.

http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/77999607aideh_sm.jpg

[TimBone]

The only problem with Clay's original statement is that if someone doesn't know about Alex Smith's timidness to throw downfield, then his statement could be taken either way. You need to make clear that Alex can't throw downfield. Dave Lane's works fine.

[vailpass]

Show me what you did, don't tell me what you're going to do.

[Dragonocho]

Double dog dare you to ask them if their refrigerator is running.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Bet he "over sleeps"

[TLO]

Well, I'm waiting....

[Bufkin]

Bet he "over sleeps"
Good morning handsome.

[Hammock Parties]

let's fucking shake the pillars of heaven

[Hammock Parties]

this dude doesn't suspect a thing

http://i.imgur.com/LMko0ui.jpg

[Bufkin]

LOL hurry up and get to the calls I mean damn.

[Hammock Parties]

"Daryl defines Missouri this morning"

LMAO

He has no idea.

[Hammock Parties]

HOLY SHIT DUDE LMAO LMAO LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

I'm shocked that your call literally came after Daryl's dumb ass got done.

CP trolling starts at 0:23

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[Bufkin]

Annnnd I'm going back to bed. Thanks for recording Clay.

The delay was about 5 seconds I believe, so it worked better than I thought.

Long live CP.

[Coochie liquor]

I'm shocked that your call literally came after Daryl's dumb ass got done.

CP trolling starts at 0:23

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Omfg, that was fucking great! Bufkin.... Undisputed NOTY!! Hail the king!

[New World Order]

Haha


BUFKIN IS THE MAN!

[Red Beans]

That was pretty fucking good. Kudos.

[Katipan]

Bufkin sounds like he's got more testosterone than I would have guessed.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Nice !

[wazu]

HAHAHA! Well done.

[Dartgod]

They played this on 610 this morning.

Great job! :clap:

[Hammock Parties]

They played this on 610 this morning.

Great job! :clap:

always harvesting our premium content

[Katipan]

always harvesting our premium content

... In such a short time? That is an impressive rate of cyber stalking CP.

[wazu]

Arrowhead Pride just posted this.

[Hammock Parties]

... In such a short time? That is an impressive rate of cyber stalking CP.

Well I did tweet it.

[Hammock Parties]

Arrowhead Pride just posted this.

ROFL

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2015/4/27/8502501/watch-this-kansas-city-chiefs-fan-prank-call-c-span

[Katipan]

Well I did tweet it.

Ahhh. You almost make me want Twitter.

[ChiliConCarnage]

very funny bufkin

[Baby Lee]

Arrowhead Pride just posted this.

Look like they are a good 'just' of content.

[Bwana]

I'm shocked that your call literally came after Daryl's dumb ass got done.

CP trolling starts at 0:23

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Nice LMAO

[rico]

LMAO

[srvy]

Well sorta funny but really I think you do your best work staying in bed.

[Hootie]

Good stuff man!

[Baby Lee]

Well sorta funny but really I think you do your best work staying in bed.

Did your mom tell you that?

[Katipan]

1998 was a pretty cool year.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Annnnd I'm going back to bed. Thanks for recording Clay.

The delay was about 5 seconds I believe, so it worked better than I thought.

Long live CP.

:wayne:

Fuck all these haters that said you wouldn't come through.

[kcchiefsus]

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article19704618.html

It's in the KC Star now too. They even give credit to Chiefsplanet and Arrowhead Pride.

Well done.

[Three7s]

I haven't watched it due to being at work, but I read what was said on AP. I couldn't stop myself from LOLing at work.

[ChiefsCountry]

And the ironic thing it's a damn Falcons fan who called in. Lol.

[Lex Luthor]

Meh.

Seems like a pretty big buildup to get a blank stare from the host and an immediate move to the next caller.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article19704618.html

It's in the KC Star now too. They even give credit to Chiefsplanet and Arrowhead Pride.

Well done.

Oh crap. Obama will put out hit men now !

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Laverne tardiff injured in drone strike. Sabby Piscatelli !ROFLROFL

[KC native]

Welp, you finally delivered.

[Baby Lee]

Meh.

Seems like a pretty big buildup to get a blank stare from the host and an immediate move to the next caller.

Not too familiar with C-SPAN, eh?

Check out of the John Oliver clip OTWP posted above.

[Bob Dole]

No Catapano reference?

[CaliforniaChief]

That was fantastic!

[DenverChief]

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article19704618.html

It's in the KC Star now too. They even give credit to Chiefsplanet and Arrowhead Pride.

Well done.

LMAO thats great

[DenverChief]

Should have kept it up tho - it was kinda of a let down when he dropped the act at the end...

[Bufkin]

Should have kept it up tho - it was kinda of a let down when he dropped the act at the end...
They cut me off.

[DJJasonp]

a few points taken away for not mentioning antifreeze.......but huge points for the sabby reference.

Well played sir, well played!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

And y'all wondered why this man HAD to be n00b of the year. Even when you hate on me, I'm still acting in your best interests. ;)

FUCKING primetime Bufkin!

[Iowanian]

Congratulations on finally following through, even though it took you longer to get onto the field than Sanders Commings.

The Sabby P was nice, but you bobbled the ball a little by not also including Husain Abdullah with LDT.

[Iowanian]

What you need to do is take this to the next level and do it a couple of times a month.

[TribalElder]

You made Kansas City.com home page !

Congrats!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Congratulations on finally following through, even though it took you longer to get onto the field than Sanders Commings.

The Sabby P was nice, but you bobbled the ball a little by not also including Husain Abdullah with LDT.

Hussain Abdullah's celebratory prayers are NOT a crime against humanity.

[TribalElder]

LMAO he slipped in a sabby piscitelli refernece

[TribalElder]

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article19704618.html

The video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQMHexzkJUo

[Ming the Merciless]

Lol

Nice

[wazu]

Meh.

Seems like a pretty big buildup to get a blank stare from the host and an immediate move to the next caller.

That's the best part.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Bufkin should have said, "Whats gonna happen when Hussain Abdullah gets taken out by mistake. That's gonna really hurt our defense" and affect the whole Chiefs Nation.

[TLO]

:clap:

[TimBone]

Hussain Abdullah's celebratory prayers are NOT a crime against humanity.
This would have taken it to the next level. Great Sabby reference though. All around a wonderful job. Glad I backed you for NOTY.

[srvy]

Would have been so much better if a Dick Curl reference was in there. Like we already lost Dick Curl we cant afford to lose Hussein Abdullah.

[Bufkin]

Now we're on the KC Sun Times. Mike Freeman with NFL.com tweeted it out as well and it's trending on 610's Facebook page.
kansascity.suntimes.com/kansas-city-chiefs/7/112/236334/chiefs-fan-prank-calls-c-span

[RealSNR]

Somebody tweet this to Around the Horn and Pardon the Interruption. I'll betcha we'll make it on daytime sports TV.

[wazu]

Somebody tweet this to Around the Horn and Pardon the Interruption. I'll betcha we'll make it on daytime sports TV.

Deadspin will put it on the national map fast if they see it.

[RealSNR]

I died at Anwar al-Awlaki and Laurent Duvernay-Tardif

And it only got better from there.

[wazu]

It was brilliantly done. All these people saying what they think would have made it better need to give it a rest.

[WeathermanKumke]

Deadspin will put it on the national map fast if they see it.

I went ahead and tweeted it anyway

[Bowser]

Nicely done, Bufkin. LMAO

[Reaper16]

yaaaaaasssssss

[Why Not?]

Nicely done. Kept your composure the whole time. I believe a new tradition for NOTY has been created.

[Kman34]

Good job...I agree with whatever you said....:D

[highBOLTage]

It was brilliantly done. All these people saying what they think would have made it better need to give it a rest.
Could've been more subtle at the end: long term pact with Houston to focus on defense, contemplate an upcoming draft and the possibility of acquiring a DGB...

[ghak99]

LMAO

This place continues to deliver.

[loochy]

this is wonderful

[SAUTO]

You sound like you are more than used to being on air...:D

[redshirt32]

Holy Shit batman
You just put us on prime time
Mods please move licking a Chicks ASS thread off the front page first impressions are important!!! LOL

Well played Bufkin HOF

[KCUnited]

MODS, in light of all this national exposure, please remove Chiefs First Round Draft History thread from the front page!

[FlaChief58]

Nicely done :clap:

[wazu]

Just heard it replayed on 610. Binkley and company were having a good laugh.

[RollChiefsRoll]

LOL

[New World Order]

Bufkin is going to be a celebrity soon.

[vailpass]

MODS, in light of all this national exposure, please remove Chiefs First Round Draft History thread from the front page!

:) well played

[Baby Lee]

this is wonderful

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/09/e9a7eda3.jpg

[PunkinDrublic]

Nicely done. Way to keep your composure. Next stop home shopping network.

[Trevo_410]

I had to abruptly leave my lecture today after watching that video and not being able hold in my laughs for a good 2-3 minutes...

now im definitely not getting laid.. thanks

[KChiefs1]

Awesome!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

4 Pooties

[Bufkin]

4 Pooties
Is that good?

[cosmo20002]

I will cosmo. You're the 3rd best poster here. Please bring back the Clive Bundy avatar soon. God bless.

:shrug:

:huh:

[Bufkin]

I'm so sorry Cosmo! I had you as my next talking point along with former Defense Secretary Pete Stoyanovich. They cut me off immediately after wideout.

[Demonpenz]

dead

[srvy]

Good god you all are blowing nuts over pranking maybe the most pranked call in show ever. Been done so much and so much better. Just search youtube hell during the 2012 election the pranked Mitt Romney s penis size so much its like they just let it slide. Only thing going for this is a local flare. But I guess it does keep ol Bufkin from frequenting the family restroom at Chucky Cheese and buffing the beef.


Pick out your bug Count Zarth its time.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Good god you all are blowing nuts over pranking maybe the most pranked call in show ever. Been done so much and so much better. Just search youtube hell during the 2012 election the pranked Mitt Romney s penis size so much its like they just let it slide. Only thing going for this is a local flare. But I guess it does keep ol Bufkin from frequenting the family restroom at Chucky Cheese and buffing the beef.


Pick out your bug Count Zarth its time.

^ Fun at parties.

[Lzen]

You sound like you are more than used to being on air...:D

He's got a face made for radio.


Good job, Bufkin. :thumb: I LOL'd.

[RealSNR]

^ Fun at parties.

Just wait until the dude tells you stories about what it was like to eat REAL malted milk balls, and how Necco wafers are da biggity bombest!

[Bufkin]

He's got a face made for radio.


Good job, Bufkin. :thumb: I LOL'd.
It's true. I look like a bunion.

Srvy didn't like it, so it's back to the drawing board for this ol' chap.

[TribalElder]

Good god you all are blowing nuts over pranking maybe the most pranked call in show ever. Been done so much and so much better. Just search youtube hell during the 2012 election the pranked Mitt Romney s penis size so much its like they just let it slide. Only thing going for this is a local flare. But I guess it does keep ol Bufkin from frequenting the family restroom at Chucky Cheese and buffing the beef.


Pick out your bug Count Zarth its time.

He got on air talking about sabby piscitelli

You are talking about random people calling in about mitt Romneys penis

How are these even comparable?

Give props when they are due (such as now) LMAO

[Boise_Chief]

Making an exception for L@n Ell@$t would have made it better but I still got a laugh out of it.

[RealSNR]

It's true. I look like a bunion.

Srvy didn't like it, so it's back to the drawing board for this ol' chap.
That's 'cause you ain't got none o' that pizzaz, chap.

Srvy just wishes you could be as funny as that fella he saw at that one Vaudeville act 70 years ago. Now that guy knew how to tell a joke and he didn't sauce it up with all that sailor language you hear on the color television set these days!

[Bufkin]

That's 'cause you ain't got none o' that pizzaz, chap.

Srvy just wishes you could be as funny as that fella he saw at that one Vaudeville act 70 years ago. Now that guy knew how to tell a joke and he didn't sauce it up with all that sailor language you hear on the color television set these days!
I doubt he was as funny as Mitt Romney penis jokes.

[FlaChief58]

He got on air talking about sabby piscitelli

I nearly pissed my pants on that one. ROFL

[TimBone]

Just wait until the dude tells you stories about what it was like to eat REAL malted milk balls, and how Necco wafers are da biggity bombest!
Back when he used to get his Moon Pie and RC Cola for only a nickel. The good ol' days.

[In58men]

I didn't think it was all that funny. Had potential to be epic. Good effort.

[Bufkin]

I didn't think it was all that funny. Had potential to be epic. Good effort.
Yeah, your gay day was a lot funnier.

I'll do better next time I promise. With your input of course.

[In58men]

Yeah, your gay day was a lot funnier.

I'll do better next time I promise. With your input of course.

Gay days aren't intended to be funny.

[srvy]

I doubt he was as funny as Mitt Romney penis jokes.
You be the judge you schtick is old and stale.
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[Bufkin]

Gay days aren't intended to be funny.
They kinda are though. That's why people read Clay's. The commentary is pretty hilarious. Yours was like "this is me getting ready for the day. Here's my lunch. Here's my Asian doctor. Here's my fake autographed Derrick Thomas jersey".

Which I will reiterate, is comedic gold.

[srvy]

Back when he used to get his Moon Pie and RC Cola for only a nickel. The good ol' days.

Not real Keen on the Moon pies but RC Cola is my choice when avaiable.:thumb:

[New World Order]

Bufkin don't listen to the haters.

What you did was funny.

[In58men]

They kinda are though. That's why people read Clay's. The commentary is pretty hilarious. Yours was like "this is me getting ready for the day. Here's my lunch. Here's my Asian doctor. Here's my fake autographed Derrick Thomas jersey".

Which I will reiterate, is comedic gold.

Never once did I think they were intended to be funny. I just think your prank call was far from being epic. If you're craving attention try again, maybe you'll get it.

[In58men]

Bufkin don't listen to the haters.

What you did was funny.

I'm not hating, just thought it could have been better.

[In58men]

A ChiefPlanet reference would have been gold.

[srvy]

I may not be the comedy genius this username changing attention whore is but least I don't get my chuckles using kids. You can change your ID a 1000 times but not your posting style. You all know him as Bufkin but all I see is the guy who took his kids and their friends to Chucky Cheese got bored got up went to the family Restroom and wanked.Then got banned for the umpteenth time. Thats a funny guy right there.

[Hootie]

They kinda are though. That's why people read Clay's. The commentary is pretty hilarious. Yours was like "this is me getting ready for the day. Here's my lunch. Here's my Asian doctor. Here's my fake autographed Derrick Thomas jersey".

Which I will reiterate, is comedic gold.
You earned your stripes with me, sir. I thoroughly enjoyed that video

[Bufkin]

I may not be the comedy genius this username changing attention whore is but least I don't get my chuckles using kids. You can change your ID a 1000 times but not your posting style. You all know him as Bufkin but all I see is the guy who took his kids and their friends to Chucky Cheese got bored got up went to the family Restroom and wanked.Then got banned for the umpteenth time. Thats a funny guy right there.
Man, this guy is on salt central.

By the way, I didn't actually take my kids to Chuck E. Cheese and jerked off. I actually don't have kids.

And finally, I'm a falcon fan who did the call because it was a NOTY stipulation. Nothing more.

Brb, the stall at Chuck E. Cheese is calling my name.

[Bufkin]

A ChiefPlanet reference would have been gold.
My call-in name was a CP reference you moron.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Good god you all are blowing nuts over pranking maybe the most pranked call in show ever. Been done so much and so much better. Just search youtube hell during the 2012 election the pranked Mitt Romney s penis size so much its like they just let it slide. Only thing going for this is a local flare. But I guess it does keep ol Bufkin from frequenting the family restroom at Chucky Cheese and buffing the beef.


Pick out your bug Count Zarth its time.

Don't be peanut butter and jelly, old man.

[In58men]

My call-in name was a CP reference you moron.

"Gonzo"

Meh that's a name. Antifreeze or die in a fire would have been great. It's all good, I don't understand the name calling. It's just my opinion.

[Hootie]

Inmem, I'll give you a chance to one up him tomorrow ... my guess is Bufkin's would be about a billion times better

[ghak99]

I may not be the comedy genius this username changing attention whore is but least I don't get my chuckles using kids. You can change your ID a 1000 times but not your posting style. You all know him as Bufkin but all I see is the guy who took his kids and their friends to Chucky Cheese got bored got up went to the family Restroom and wanked.Then got banned for the umpteenth time. Thats a funny guy right there.

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1BKJR/eat-a-snickers/image.jpg?w=554&c=1

[In58men]

Inmem, I'll give you a chance to one up him tomorrow ... my guess is Bufkin's would be about a billion times better

I'm not the one looking for attention.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Lol the haters in this thread are about half as good as the call was and that's saying something.

[lewdog]

That's pretty epic. Using those names actually made it sound legit!! Sabby Piscatelli. LMAO

ROFL

[OnTheWarpath15]

Well done, Bufkin. Shame they cut you off, that had some serious potential.

[In58men]

Lol the haters in this thread are about half as good as the call was and that's saying something.

Good effort on his part. It's better than talking about the draft.

[Rain Man]

I've got a few things I want to hire bufkin for. He's got grace in high-risk situations. He's like the Joe Montana of prank calls.

[KCUnited]

The Lebanon angle had me rolling.

[digger]

All Hail the King!

[Jim Lahey]

Never once did I think they were intended to be funny. I just think your prank call was far from being epic. If you're craving attention try again, maybe you'll get it.

And here comes your dumbass sucking the fun out of something many thought was amusing. Go fuck yourself.

[In58men]

And here comes your dumbass sucking the fun out of something many thought was amusing. Go **** yourself.

Why does it bother you that I said it could have been better? Not really a big deal. I think next time he'll nail it. I was expecting something glorious. Kind of a let down.

[TribalElder]

LMAO the host scrambles for something when he realized it was about the draft

[SAUTO]

And again it was great Buffy

[RollChiefsRoll]

The Lebanon angle had me rolling.

Hadn't thought about that before LMAO

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Bufkin has surpassed all n00bs from 2008-forward.

[srvy]

Don't be peanut butter and jelly, old man.

:old::skip:

Thats a pretty good combo together. So I guess I dont get it. Young whippersnapper saying?

[Saccopoo]

Not a bad effort.

Started real strong.

[In58men]

Not a bad effort.

Started real strong.

Yep. Ended poorly, tried too hard with the Justin Houston. Good effort

[Hootie]

Yep. Ended poorly, tried too hard with the Justin Houston. Good effort

maybe by 2020 you'll have done something 1/10 as memorable as what Bufkin pulled off today

I doubt it, though, because you're a shit poster

[stevieray]

...smooth as silk.

[In58men]

maybe by 2020 you'll have done something 1/10 as memorable as what Bufkin pulled off today

I doubt it, though, because you're a shit poster


I could give two shits about being memorable on a fucking forum board. If a prank call excites you that just shows how immature you really are.

[stevieray]

Yep. Ended poorly, tried too hard with the Justin Houston. Good effort

kind of like you trying too hard with a pennywise avi..it's already been done.

[In58men]

kind of like you tryin too hard with a pennywise avi..it's already been done.

How is that trying too hard? I never knew there was a poster with a similar avatar. I actually remember when he posted and I was like "who the **** are you". Didn't know it was already created.

[ghak99]

I could give two shits about being memorable on a ****ing forum board.

Aren't you the guy who got all butt hurt over sorter crushing you in your noty campaign?

[lewdog]

I could give two shits about being memorable on a fucking forum board. If a prank call excites you that just shows how immature you really are.

I would say trying to hard is going into every thread and posting either Alex Smith sucks or telling people their threads are dumb. But what do I know, I'm just one of the best posters on CP.

[In58men]

Aren't you the guy who got all butt hurt over sorter crushing you in your noty campaign?

Yes I was so furious. You guys are too gullible around here.

:facepalm:

[In58men]

I would say trying to hard is going into every thread and posting either Alex Smith sucks or telling people their threads are dumb. But what do I know, I'm just one of the best posters on CP.

I don't remember the last time I talked about Alex Smith. Some threads are dumb (like this one) and they need to be acknowledged so the OP doesn't do it again.