Can someone please help Faddy Yomama?

[Hammock Parties]

He writes:

I'm becoming seriously active here and would like to have the privileges of a normal user. Would you please bring that about? I'm really tired of using predefined avatars, not being able to search anything, and not being able to start threads. If not, could you explain to me why?


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20361

[ChiTown]

He writes:



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20361

I can help him out............

Dear Faddy,

Go **** Yourself.

Sincerely,

Everyone at CP who isn't a n00b

[BlackHelicopters]

He writes:



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20361

Go fuck yourself.

[jerryforeverrice80]

I can help him out............

Dear Faddy,

Go **** Yourself.

Sincerely,

Everyone at CP who isn't a n00b

ROFL

[Why Not?]

74 posts is considered "seriously active"?

Get Aids, Faddy




In all seriousness I'm sure you'll be a fine poster but STFU up and deal with it like the rest of us did.

[Faddy Yomama]

Eh, I seriously thought I could get some help. Sue me.

[ChiTown]

Eh, I seriously thought I could get some help. Sue me.

Best place to find help:

http://nepachiefs.com. Tell them Phil sent you.........

[BossChief]

No biggie.

Send Bob Dole a PM and if he doesn't respond in 24 hours, send another tomorrow.

Good luck!!!

[Faddy Yomama]

No biggie.

Send Bob Dole a PM and if he doesn't respond in 24 hours, send another tomorrow.

Good luck!!!.
Alright, thank you for helping and not acting like a belligerent asshole.

You're awesome :clap:

[ChiTown]

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Alright, thank you for helping and not acting like a belligerent asshole.

You're awesome :clap:

LMAO

[Bowser]

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Alright, thank you for helping and not acting like a belligerent asshole.

You're awesome :clap:

http://i.imgur.com/RgZyLIp.png

[Faddy Yomama]

What a philosophical message. I applaud you for that as well. :clap:

...Have I also told you my last name ends in cock?

[Sorter]

Nice of BossChief to help out a new member.

[In58men]

So Clay can create a thread for some fucktard and I can't create threads that are hall of classic worthy?

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/09/c9a9caffa0e1f34e67a0394b09b74882.jpg

[SPchief]

I can't sit and watch baseball for three hours. It bores the living sh*t out of me. Even when the Royals were in the world series, I tried to watch but literally almost clawed my eyes out.

There's just something incredibly gay about whacking balls with a big whacking stick.

I'm totally in love with this game.
FIRST!!

FOURTH!!


Clearly this guy needs thread starting privileges

[Faddy Yomama]

Clearly this guy needs thread starting privilegesThe only reason I am spamming is because I can't get priveleges until I hit 500 posts

[In58men]

The only reason I am spamming is because I can't get priveleges until I hit 500 posts

Fuck off

[JimNasium]

Jesus guys, Bob Dole is the only answer.

[SPchief]

The only reason I am spamming is because I can't get priveleges until I hit 500 posts

Oh, that makes sense. PM Bob Dole then

[Faddy Yomama]

**** offROFL

[BigBeauford]

I think we should start a petition. This guy really has potential.























To be the next blackbob.

[Faddy Yomama]

I think we should start a petition. This guy really has potential. To be the next blackbob.Who was blackbob? Enlighten me.

[srvy]

The only reason I am spamming is because I can't get priveleges until I hit 500 posts

Just keep posting how much you hate AS in the "Alex Smith did does and always will suck" thread. You will reach 500 and no time and be a hero to many here in CP.

[Faddy Yomama]

Just keep posting how much you hate AS in the "Alex Smith did does and always will suck" thread. You will reach 500 and no time and be a hero to many here in CP.Whatever. You people will hate any quarterback that's not Tom Brady.

[KC native]

bufkin mult is bufkin.

[srvy]

Whatever. You people will hate any quarterback that's not Tom Brady.

Ok post how much Dwayne Bowe was a god and how he got a raw deal and how much you miss him. You can do this in nearly any Chief related thread. You will reach 500 in no time and certain folks here will worship the ground you walk on.

[Rain Man]

This is kind of like that story where the little girl got stuck in the well. We should all mobilize to help.

[Bowser]

So Clay can create a thread for some fucktard and I can't create threads that are hall of classic worthy?

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/09/c9a9caffa0e1f34e67a0394b09b74882.jpg

Your threads suck. Like, hard.

The good news is that I'd likely read one of your threads than the new guy's. And sometimes a DeBerg thread.

[Discuss Thrower]

Nein.

[KC native]

So Clay can create a thread for some fucktard and I can't create threads that are hall of classic worthy?

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/09/c9a9caffa0e1f34e67a0394b09b74882.jpg

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Which mod did this? I would like to thank him profusely.

[Hammock Parties]

I can't create threads that are hall of classic worthy?


Listen up, son. No, you can't. And you also should stop whining. CP icons don't whine.

You think I got to where I am by whining? No. It is true that I was a whiner early on. I thought the mods were my friends. So I whined to them. Couldn't have been more wrong. On both counts.

Pretty soon I learned to stop whining and start making this place my bitch. And today I get little runts like Faddy Yomama begging for my help.

When you get to that level, then you will have threads in the hall of classics. And you don't start a thread thinking "I want this to go in the hall of classics!" Absolutely not. You start a thread because you feel a need within you to get your art out into the world. You don't care where it ends up, because you just need to take a shit on something Chiefs, and who knows where it ends up.

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

[In58men]

Listen up, son. No, you can't. And you also should stop whining. CP icons don't whine.

You think I got to where I am by whining? No. It is true that I was a whiner early on. I thought the mods were my friends. So I whined to them. Couldn't have been more wrong. On both counts.

Pretty soon I learned to stop whining and start making this place my bitch. And today I get little runts like Faddy Yomama begging for my help.

When you get to that level, then you will have threads in the hall of classics. And you don't start a thread thinking "I want this to go in the hall of classics!" Absolutely not. You start a thread because you feel a need within you to get your art out into the world. You don't care where it ends up, because you just need to take a shit on something Chiefs, and who knows where it ends up.

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Fuck off

[In58men]

**** YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Which mod did this? I would like to thank him profusely.

They must have made some African a mod recently.

[In58men]

Your threads suck. Like, hard.

The good news is that I'd likely read one of your threads than the new guy's. And sometimes a DeBerg thread.

My threads hit 20 pages or more bro. All worthy of fame.

[Faddy Yomama]

Ok post how much Dwayne Bowe was a god and how he got a raw deal and how much you miss him. You can do this in nearly any Chief related thread. You will reach 500 in no time and certain folks here will worship the ground you walk on.Well, I will agree that Dwayne Bowe would be a better receiver with a different quarterback. Dwayne Bowe excels in tight coverage. Alex Smith only throws to receivers that get good seperation.

[Ebolapox]

WTF is going on here?

[Faddy Yomama]

My threads hit 20 pages or more bro. All worthy of fame.Probably because it's the other way around: Infamy

[Faddy Yomama]

WTF is going on here?IDK bro

[In58men]

Bet this thread reaches 15 pages because I posted in it. I create traffic.


We don't want another WPI do we?

[Bowser]

Listen up, son. No, you can't. And you also should stop whining. CP icons don't whine.

You think I got to where I am by whining? No. It is true that I was a whiner early on. I thought the mods were my friends. So I whined to them. Couldn't have been more wrong. On both counts.

Pretty soon I learned to stop whining and start making this place my bitch. And today I get little runts like Faddy Yomama begging for my help.

When you get to that level, then you will have threads in the hall of classics. And you don't start a thread thinking "I want this to go in the hall of classics!" Absolutely not. You start a thread because you feel a need within you to get your art out into the world. You don't care where it ends up, because you just need to take a shit on something Chiefs, and who knows where it ends up.

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/810/496/661/resized/gangster-meme-generator-straight-up-gangster-4bc06e.jpg?1327134587.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Fuck off

You're grounded.

[Graystoke]

**** off

Funny right here.
Sucks off Clay, complains there is jizz on his face!
haha:drool:

[In58men]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/810/496/661/resized/gangster-meme-generator-straight-up-gangster-4bc06e.jpg?1327134587.jpg

Why all this hate bro? Thought we were fam?

[Bob Dole]

Dipshits.

[Bowser]

Dipshits.

LMAO

[Faddy Yomama]

Dipshits.Sorry about the trouble. LOL

[In58men]

Dipshits.

See this? I come in and started a fucking riot. Dole is up in this bitch now.

[Dayze]

Dipshits.

LMAO.


Plural

[Hammock Parties]

Dipshits.

You see, my dear Inmem? I don't think Bob Dole even cares about you. He wouldn't lift a finger to troll you with his mod powers. You're simply not worth it.

I was earning user name changes and "permabans" while you were shitting in your diapers on espn boards or some other god awful place.

[Faddy Yomama]

Good news. I have priveleges now. Thank you Bob Dole, you're the man. First thing, I'm changing this goddamn avatar.

[In58men]

You see, my dear Inmem? I don't think Bob Dole even cares about you. He wouldn't lift a finger to troll you with his mod powers. You're simply not worth it.

You're still my friend. Wish we could have some hummus together. No hard feelings.

[BigBeauford]

Well, I will agree that Dwayne Bowe would be a better receiver with a different quarterback. Dwayne Bowe excels in tight coverage. Alex Smith only throws to receivers that get good seperation.

http://media.giphy.com/media/iSKFtpF2HzneE/giphy.gif

[Hammock Parties]

You're still my friend. Wish we could have some hummus together. No hard feelings.

Tough love is the best love.

Come bathe in the healing light of my post.

[KC native]

Bet this thread reaches 15 pages because I posted in it. I create traffic.


We don't want another WPI do we?

Your traffic is laughable compared to what I can generate if I'm inclined to do so.

Hootie's traffic blows you away as well.

You will always be a runner-up in life.

[Faddy Yomama]

http://media.giphy.com/media/iSKFtpF2HzneE/giphy.gifMy football knowledge is never ending.

[In58men]

Tough love is the best love.

Come bathe in the healing light of my post.

We're still cool bro. I think random threads are fun. I just want everyone to have fun. I don't wanna cause problems.

[Bowser]

Why all this hate bro? Thought we were fam?

Offseason. Everybody gets a noogie.

[ChiTown]

Good news. I have priveleges now. Thank you Bob Dole, you're the man. First thing, I'm changing this goddamn avatar.

Is this Bufkin's mult?

[Bowser]

Good news. I have priveleges now. Thank you Bob Dole, you're the man. First thing, I'm changing this goddamn avatar.

HE'S A FUCKING COLTS FAN! GET HIM!

[Bowser]

Is this Bufkin's mult?

Sure seems like it, doesn't it?

[Hammock Parties]

We're still cool bro. I think random threads are fun. I just want everyone to have fun. I don't wanna cause problems.

You're certainly not causing problems. If you were, you wouldn't be pathetically piggybacking my threads trying to flex nuts on some poor lurker.

If you were causing problems, I'd be repping you. Instead I'm just crying. So disappointing.

[KC native]

Is this Bufkin's mult?

I have already made that assertion.

Wouldn't be surprised. He needs a way to hide that he hasn't delivered on the CSPAN prank call.

[Faddy Yomama]

Seriously? What is everybody talking about?

[KC native]

Seriously? What is everybody talking about?

bufkin mult is bufkin.

[In58men]

You're certainly not causing problems. If you were, you wouldn't be pathetically piggybacking my threads trying to flex nuts on some poor lurker.

If you were causing problems, I'd be repping you. Instead I'm just crying. So disappointing.

I have an awesome "A Day in Inmem's Shoes" thread I wanted to post and get your approval. Looks like I'll have to put it off.

[srvy]

http://media.giphy.com/media/iSKFtpF2HzneE/giphy.gif

See Faddy your making friends already.

[srvy]

WTF Faddy is a Colts fan? And I was trying to help this fat fuck.

[Faddy Yomama]

See Faddy your making friends already.Friends are for people that have lives. I do not.

[Faddy Yomama]

WTF Faddy is a Colts fan? And I was trying to help this fat ****.No, chiefs all the way. I'm a brony and in the commercial they were wearing colts outfits, I couldn't help that. As far as the avatar goes, it's just Devon Wylie against the Colts.

[TimBone]

Wait....Inmen really got his thread starting privileges revoked? That is fucking awesome.

[Hammock Parties]

I have an awesome "A Day in Inmem's Shoes" thread I wanted to post and get your approval. Looks like I'll have to put it off.

I would be happy to be your proxy shitposter. Pending my approval, of course.

[Dave Lane]

HE'S A FUCKING COLTS FAN! GET HIM!

He's going to find it hard to troll us. We have already hit bottom. Head over to the Browns.

[In58men]

I would be happy to be your proxy shitposter. Pending my approval, of course.

*insert true fan gif*

[Canofbier]

I'm a brony

:hmmm:

[The Franchise]

No, chiefs all the way. I'm a brony and in the commercial they were wearing colts outfits, I couldn't help that. As far as the avatar goes, it's just Devon Wylie against the Colts.

This motherfucker likes Devon Wylie?

[Faddy Yomama]

He's going to find it hard to troll us. We have already hit bottom. Head over to the Browns.:rolleyes: What do I have to do to prove this is not the case. My loyalty is unwavering towards KC.

[BigMeatballDave]

No biggie.

Send Bob Dole a PM and if he doesn't respond in 24 hours, send another tomorrow.

Good luck!!!

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Alright, thank you for helping and not acting like a belligerent asshole.

You're awesome :clap:LMAO Awesome!

[Faddy Yomama]

This mother****er likes Devon Wylie?Meh. Could've been a decent player. I don't love him now but I was all over him when we drafted him. Sadly it didn't work out.

[ChiTown]

:rolleyes: What do I have to do to prove this is not the case. My loyalty is unwavering towards KC.

You should be banned to miserable user status.

[Chief_For_Life58]

I can help him out............

Dear Faddy,

Go **** Yourself.

Sincerely,

Everyone at CP who isn't a n00b

I wish CP had a up and down vote button next to each post so I could upvote this post

[BigMeatballDave]

So Clay can create a thread for some fucktard and I can't create threads that are hall of classic worthy?

You should learn what the Hall of Classic forum is meant for, first...

[Faddy Yomama]

You should be banned to miserable user status.I think winning the douche of the year contest is enough shame.

[BigMeatballDave]

Fuck offWhy? He's more interesting than you. :)