Help me buy a selfie stick

[Deberg_1990]

What type do you roll with??


https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=selfie+stick&tbm=shop

[Jewish Rabbi]

I'd rather shove a selfie stick up my ass than read another Deberg thread.

[BigRedChief]

I can't stand selfie sticks. I thought surely this was a parody thread or some kind of fail with a selfie stick. Sadly, it looks like a real question.

[Sandy Vagina]

I first wondered what the hell a selfie stick was... then I wondered why the **** I even clicked to read the thread... and then, I knew the answer instantly... ROFL

I'd rather shove a selfie stick up my ass than read another Deberg thread.

[J Diddy]

What happened to the old days when you just shouted at a stranger "hey brother, could you snap a pic for me?"

[Bewbies]

Who knew Deberg was a 14 year old girl?

[J Diddy]

Who knew Deberg was a 14 9 year old girl?


fyp

[Dave Lane]

It's the stupidest fad of stupidest fads. I'd rather sag my pants than roll with a selfie stick.

[LoneWolf]

Anyone over the age of 15 who purchases a selfie stick should be shot.

[J Diddy]

Anyone over the age of 15 who purchases a selfie stick should be shot.

At the bare minimum beaten to death with it.

[LoneWolf]

At the bare minimum beaten to death with it.

While a group of morons films the beating chanting "Worldstar!!!!!"

[J Diddy]

seems to me a yard stick and some duct tape is just as effective and a whole lot cheaper

[mdchiefsfan]

Good fucking LORD!

This can't be serious, can it?

I roll with my selfie stick when my significant other allows it. She usually has to reclaim it, since I am deemed to be irresponsible with it. :sulk:

[Fire Me Boy!]

OK, so a serious response. We have reporters use these for look lives, whips, web hits, and sometimes even live. We don't recommend the Blue Tooth selfie sticks because they're difficult dealing with multiple phones. I prefer the cord that works with anything.

I got this one for a couple folks, and it seems to get the job done: Selfie Stick, Noot® Self Portrait [Battery Free] Extendable Handled... http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OU2NGA0/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_zHBmvb1MSHS41
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OU2NGA0/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_zHBmvb1MSHS41

[mdchiefsfan]

OK, so a serious response. We have reporters use these for look lives, whips, web hits, and sometimes even live. We don't recommend the Blue Tooth selfie sticks because they're difficult dealing with multiple phones. I prefer the cord that works with anything.

I got this one for a couple folks, and it seems to get the job done: Selfie Stick, Noot® Self Portrait [Battery Free] Extendable Handled... http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OU2NGA0/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_zHBmvb1MSHS41
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OU2NGA0/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_zHBmvb1MSHS41

:spock: mine was a serious response.

[Baby Lee]

DeBerg gets a call

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--lc3R8YXC--/fvzk6fwhsqltukmitpdo.jpg

[LoneWolf]

Who wasn't being serious?

[Bearcat]

Who knew Deberg was a 14 year old girl?

Well, I wasn't completely sure...

[Fire Me Boy!]

:spock: mine was a serious response.



Who wasn't being serious?


Fair enough...

[mdchiefsfan]

Fair enough...

LMAO

[KCrockaholic]

Saw a couple girls with a selfie stick at the Royals game tonight. Was my first experience seeing one in person. Pretty sure everyone there wishes they were those girls. I know I did.

[Fish]

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[listopencil]

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[chiefs1111]

On ESPN today they were talking about how selfie sticks are being banned at the Kentucky Derby. It was the first time I ever heard of it

[007]

you friggin selfie freaks are whats wrong with society.


LMAO

[FlaChief58]

I had no idea such a thing existed. I just learned something from a Deberg thread

[bevischief]

I'd rather shove a selfie stick up my ass than read another Deberg thread.

This.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Oh you...

[BlackHelicopters]

What the hell is a selfie stick?

[ILChief]

seems to me a yard stick and some duct tape is just as effective and a whole lot cheaper

Only if a yard stick has Bluetooth or some other remote control that can take pictures on a phone

[Bwana]

:shake:

[LoneWolf]

What the hell is a selfie stick?

It's the highest symbol of narcissism. It's a device for assholes who feel they need to take pictures of themselves so they can post their stupid face all over social media sites. This practice has led to the dumbest thing invented by man since non-alcoholic beer--the duck lip, peace sign pose.
http://wittyandpretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/duck-lips.jpg

[Eleazar]

Is there anything that exemplifies our narcissistic culture more than the selfie stick? I'm going to carry a piece of equipment around with me so I can continually photograph myself, but not make it look like I'm having to photograph myself.

[Fire Me Boy!]

It's the highest symbol of narcissism. It's a device for assholes who feel they need to take pictures of themselves so they can post their stupid face all over social media sites. This practice has led to the dumbest thing invented by man since non-alcoholic beer--the duck lip, peace sign pose.

http://wittyandpretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/duck-lips.jpg



Is there anything that exemplifies our narcissistic culture more than the selfie stick? I'm going to carry a piece of equipment around with me so I can continually photograph myself, but not make it look like I'm having to photograph myself.


Media is using them like smartphone monopods...

[LoneWolf]

Media is using them like smartphone monopods...

Not any media worth watching.

[Eleazar]

Media is using them like smartphone monopods...

Ok, if I see a news reporter doing a live shot with his cellphone using one, I won't think that guy is a complete tool.

[notorious]

I prefer to call them attention-whore sticks.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Not any media worth watching.


Local and national media in major markets use them.

[LoneWolf]

I heard Brian Williams invented the selfie stick out of pure necessity when his cameraman was killed by an RPG in Afghanistan.

[notorious]

I heard Brian Williams invented the selfie stick out of pure necessity when his cameraman was killed by an RPG in Afghanistan.

Did he use the camera man's dismembered arm as the whore-stick?

[BigMeatballDave]

I had no idea such a thing existed. I just learned something from a Deberg thread

Have you been living under a rock?

[BigMeatballDave]

What the hell is a selfie stick?

LMAO

I see you've just woken from a year-long coma...

[Bwana]

I heard Brian Williams invented the selfie stick out of pure necessity when his cameraman was killed by an RPG in Afghanistan.

ROFL Nice

I'm sure that was right after he administered a severe beating to Chuck Norris.

[Bwana]

LMAO

I see you've just woken from a year-long coma...

I have to admit this is the first time I have seen one myself, but I would have guessed the tool would have been called a lets leave zero doubt I'm a narcissistic douche bag stick.

http://images.fashionnstyle.com/data/images/full/24273/miley-cyrus.png?w=600

[BlackHelicopters]

I heard Brian Williams invented the selfie stick out of pure necessity when his cameraman was killed by an RPG in Afghanistan.

I thought Al Gore might be the inventor.

[mdchiefsfan]

It's the highest symbol of narcissism. It's a device for assholes who feel they need to take pictures of themselves so they can post their stupid face all over social media sites. This practice has led to the dumbest thing invented by man since non-alcoholic beer--the duck lip, peace sign pose.
http://wittyandpretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/duck-lips.jpg

God, she just needs an O'Douls in her hand and she sums up your post perfectly.

[ghak99]

On ESPN today they were talking about how selfie sticks are being banned at the Kentucky Derby. It was the first time I ever heard of it

Same here, but I've been choosing to live under a rock.

Selfies in general annoy the fuck out of me, but I'm glad all the mental morons enjoy them as it makes it easy to determine their douche level with a simple glance at their social media page. "Liking" their own selfies is the cherry on top. Makes you want to slap a ho.

[Mr. Laz]

Should change the name to douche stick

[LoneWolf]

Should change the name to douche stick

It's implied. Kind of like when you see someone in their late 30s to early 40s walking around with a Bluetooth headset. They don't have to wear a shirt saying "Look at me. I'm a douche." You just know that they are.

[stevieray]

just get a ball bat and hit yourself in the head.

[sd4chiefs]

What type do you roll with??


https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=selfie+stick&tbm=shop

When you do get a selfie stick the first thing you should do is take a selfie of your butt and post it on this thread.

[BigMeatballDave]

I have to admit this is the first time I have seen one myself, but I would have guessed the tool would have been called a lets leave zero doubt I'm a narcissistic douche bag stick.

You get a pass, you've been busy with Bull Dykes and Subarus... :)

[Bwana]

You get a pass, you've been busy with Bull Dykes and Subarus... :)

Damn straight! :doh!:

[Pasta Little Brioni]

It's implied. Kind of like when you see someone in their late 30s to early 40s walking around with a Bluetooth headset. They don't have to wear a shirt saying "Look at me. I'm a douche." You just know that they are.

KENWINS

[LoneWolf]

KENWINS

I miss Breaking Bad.

[mdchiefsfan]

I love how Deberg hasn't resurfaced since posting LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

These would be great for my gay days.

[Deberg_1990]

I love how Deberg hasn't resurfaced since posting LMAO

you rang?

[mdchiefsfan]

you rang?

ROFL HE LIVES!!! :D

Honestly, you had to be expecting this reaction.

[Sorce]

Get this one.

http://www.amazon.com/Prestone-AF2100-Extended-Life-Antifreeze/dp/B000GKTYNI/ref=sr_1_1?&ie=UTF8&qid=1429389021&sr=1-1

[Coochie liquor]

While a group of morons films the beating chanting "Worldstar!!!!!"

ROOSTA....ROOSTA!!!

[kcchiefsus]

These would be great for my gay days.

So, the present day.

[alpha_omega]

LOUISVILLE, Ky. – For the 160,000 people crammed into Churchill Downs on Derby Day, picture-taking can run neck-and-neck with betting and sipping mint juleps amid a winning field of photo opportunities: sleek racehorses, daring fashion statements, celebrities and the twin spires.

But this year, they'd better not use selfie sticks.

Joining a growing list of museums, music festivals and sports venues around the world, the iconic Louisville track hosting the 141st running of the Kentucky Derby on May 2 has banned the pole-like contraptions that grasp cellphones and allow people a longer reach to snap their self-portraits.

Other events such as the Coachella and Lollapalooza music festivals also have banned the photo aids. Prominent museums including the Smithsonian and the National Gallery of Art in Washington prohibit their use. Selfie sticks aren't allowed inside Yankee Stadium. Some English Premier League soccer teams make the devices off-limits, and the Australian Open tennis tournament discourages fans from using them court-side

Churchill Downs encourages selfies and the avalanche of social media attention they can generate. But banishing selfie sticks is a safety measure to protect the horses and the massive crowd on Derby Day, track spokesman John Asher said.

"I don't think it's a huge sacrifice for anybody who loves to take a selfie," Asher said. "You'll still be able to take a selfie. You just won't be able to take one of yourself as if your arms were nine feet long."

The selfie stick ban will extend beyond Derby Day to apply whenever there is live racing at Churchill, he said.

Chris Scherf, executive vice president of the Thoroughbred Racing Associations, said he hasn't heard of any other U.S. horse tracks banning the devices. But he said he wouldn't be surprised if other big tracks follow Churchill's lead.

"Actually I would expect a lot of sports to have concerns about their potential misuse," he said in an email.

At Belmont Park in New York, a review of security policies for the June 6 Belmont Stakes will include selfie sticks, said track spokeswoman Jenny Kellner.

Meanwhile, the NFL is evaluating whether to allow the devices into stadiums next season, said league spokesman Brian McCarthy.

Canadian inventor Wayne Fromm, who took out a selfie stick patent a decade ago, said he had no problem with Churchill's policy.

"It's prudent to limit its use because, even inadvertently, it could cause a problem," he said. "We have to roll with the punches."

Fromm said he doubts such policies will hurt sales for his Quik Pod devices.

"It's like saying if you can't use your camera at a concert, does that mean people aren't going to buy cameras anymore?" he said.

Another selfie-stick entrepreneur, Jacqueline Verdier, CEO of Selfie on a Stick, said banning the device from events like the Derby is a disservice to fans.

"There would have been some amazing photo opportunities that unfortunately are not going to be there," she said.

Verdier downplayed safety concerns with the devices: "Like so many other things in life, people just have to be respectful of others around them."

Natasha Jensen, a University of Louisville student planning to attend this year's Derby with friends, said she sees the track's ban as a good safety precaution, especially in the seemingly anything-goes infield.

"It goes get loud and rowdy," she said.

Jensen, a 21-year-old criminal justice major, said she expects to spend more time taking selfies than betting at the Derby: "I have such bad luck, I don't bet on horses very much." She doesn't think the selfie stick ban will generate much reaction.

"I don't think it will be that big of a deal this year because they're still an up-and-coming product," she said.

Asher predicted that Derby Day will still produce plenty of creative selfies, even without selfie sticks.

Churchill Downs officials worried that a selfie stick along the rail could become a distraction for horses, Asher said. And it's a day when the alcohol flows during the long racing card.

"Somebody might think it's a light saber after a little while," Asher said, tongue-in-cheek. "You never know."
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2015/04/17/churchill-downs-bans-selfie-sticks-for-kentucky-derby/

[Dave Lane]

I heard Brian Williams invented the selfie stick out of pure necessity when his cameraman was killed by an RPG in Afghanistan.

No it was Bill Oreilly so he could continue to film while dragging his nearly dead camera man who had taken a 77mm artillery shell to the chest and was saved when Bill partially blocked it and fell on 4 grenades to protect him.

[Coochie liquor]

You should just buy a Belfie stick instead!

http://belfiestick.com

[J Diddy]

I'd rather be using a flesh light.

[redfan]

Selfie sticks are old and busted. The new hotness is the seppuku stick. Check one out!

[Bewbies]

Get this one.

http://www.amazon.com/Prestone-AF2100-Extended-Life-Antifreeze/dp/B000GKTYNI/ref=sr_1_1?&ie=UTF8&qid=1429389021&sr=1-1

Well played. LMAO

[Ming the Merciless]

I want to beat you with a selfie stick and then heat the selfie stick up with my MAPP gas torch and shove it in your ass

This has to be a troll thread

[Bowser]

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[Valiant]

On ESPN today they were talking about how selfie sticks are being banned at the Kentucky Derby. It was the first time I ever heard of it

lots of places are banning them.

deberg, quick, buy some, they will be collectors items..

[Just Passin' By]

It's implied. Kind of like when you see someone in their late 30s to early 40s walking around with a Bluetooth headset. They don't have to wear a shirt saying "Look at me. I'm a douche." You just know that they are.

OK, much like with the selfie stick (which I'd never heard of until that manatee thread), I must confess to not seeing the issue with a bluetooth headset. I've never owned one, and I'm clearly missing something here.

[TinyEvel]

I just use my dick.

[Valiant]

I just use my dick.

Your profile pic makes more sense now, since both hands are in frame.

[Baby Lee]

OK, much like with the selfie stick (which I'd never heard of until that manatee thread), I must confess to not seeing the issue with a bluetooth headset. I've never owned one, and I'm clearly missing something here.

Which are you talking about, mic-ed earpiece, or stereo headphones?

Both rock, and it eludes me how that could elude anyone.

Whether your BT source is a PC, Ipod/pad, laptop, or PC. You just have to be within 20-25 feet of it to get use.

Walk around the whole house on the phone or listening to music.

Great.

Got something on your PC you want on your Itouch, but don't know where it is? BT it over and it'll be there when you next use it.

Plus I have a BT mouse and keyboard combo, so I can control settings or type, wherever I want.

[bevischief]

This sounds like a intervention is needed....

[LoneWolf]

Which are you talking about, mic-ed earpiece, or stereo headphones?

Both rock, and it eludes me how that could elude anyone.

Whether your BT source is a PC, Ipod/pad, laptop, or PC. You just have to be within 20-25 feet of it to get use.

Walk around the whole house on the phone or listening to music.

Great.

Got something on your PC you want on your Itouch, but don't know where it is? BT it over and it'll be there when you next use it.

Plus I have a BT mouse and keyboard combo, so I can control settings or type, wherever I want.

Is this you?

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[Kman34]

What size shoe do you wear... These will be perfect for you...

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[Fish]

:facepalm:

Selfie arm....

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http://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/selfiearm2fdfsdfsdf.jpg

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/forever_alone_pretend_you_have_a_friend_with_the_selfie_arm

[Chief Roundup]

Wow people are just fucked up.

[Predarat]

Best thing to do is go to Kmart, find the cheapest one, and buy the one that is the next higher price after the cheapest one.

[BucEyedPea]

What happened to the old days when you just shouted at a stranger "hey brother, could you snap a pic for me?"

Yeah, but you can't do situations like this! LMAO

https://selfiestickme.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/selfie_zpsa23866a2.jpg

[Lzen]

Wow people are just ****ed up.

You just now realized this? :spock:

[FlaChief58]

After reading this thread, I asked the Mrs if she had heard of this. She had, and said she was thinking of getting one. We just got back from the flea market and are the proud new owners of a selfie stick. Shoot me now :banghead:

[Dave Lane]

After reading this thread, I asked the Mrs if she had heard of this. She had, and said she was thinking of getting one. We just got back from the flea market and are the proud new owners of a selfie stick. Shoot me now :banghead:

This is grounds for filing an emergency divorce.

[cmh6476]

upskirt shots?

[FlaChief58]

This is grounds for filing an emergency divorce.

You may be on to something here. Everytime we go somewhere, I'll be forced to take pictures of us using the fucking thing. I'm not sure I can survive this....

[Deberg_1990]

After reading this thread, I asked the Mrs if she had heard of this. She had, and said she was thinking of getting one. We just got back from the flea market and are the proud new owners of a selfie stick. Shoot me now :banghead:

Thats awesome. What model did you decide to roll with?

[FlaChief58]

Thats awesome. What model did you decide to roll with?

STFU you whore. This is all your fault!

[Bwana]

You may be on to something here. Everytime we go somewhere, I'll be forced to take pictures of us using the ****ing thing. I'm not sure I can survive this....

I think I would have to make sure to leave it on a park bench or claim someone boosted it out of your car. Honey it was horrible I came out of the store and the selfie stick was gone!! o:-)

[FlaChief58]

She's been playing with the damn thing since we got home. I'm fucking DOOMED!

[FlaChief58]

I think I would have to make sure to leave it on a park bench or claim someone boosted it out of your car. Honey it was horrible I came out of the store and the selfie stick was gone!! o:-)

Your plan may have worked if we had bought the last one, but those little chinese bastards made a fuckton of them and are selling them cheap

[Bwana]

On the other hand I could have used one when I went to the Eric Church concert last weekend. Some narcissistic snatch was two rows in front of us and I shit you not, she took AT LEAST 100 pictures of herself. I have never seen anything like it. Every time the twat would take one BLAST the flash would go. I told my wife we should have brought the sunglasses to the concert. Every time it looked like I was in the background of one of her shots I would flip the camera the bird. If I would of had a selfie stick I could have used it to club her upside her head.

[Bwana]

Your plan may have worked if we had bought the last one, but those little chinese bastards made a ****ton of them and are selling them cheap

Hmmm I hear what you're saying perhaps you can come up with a wild west story about how using a selfie stick with any kind of electrical charge has the potential for causing brain damage or something along those lines. :thumb:

"Oh yes honey it's true and I know you don't want to take a chance like that around the kids! We must toss the selfie stick right away."

[listopencil]

How far away are we from selfie drones?

[Bob Dole]

How far away are we from selfie drones?

Yesterday.

[Bwana]

http://neurobonkers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Drone-pigeon-shooting.jpg (http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/825433-throw-and-shoot/)

[Bowser]

How far away are we from selfie drones?

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/wedding-drone-fail.gif

[Mr. Flopnuts]

On the other hand I could have used one when I went to the Eric Church concert last weekend. Some narcissistic snatch was two rows in front of us and I shit you not, she took AT LEAST 100 pictures of herself. I have never seen anything like it. Every time the twat would take one BLAST the flash would go. I told my wife we should have brought the sunglasses to the concert. Every time it looked like I was in the background of one of her shots I would flip the camera the bird. If I would of had a selfie stick I could have used it to club her upside her head.

I really like the way you think!

[ChiliConCarnage]

I've supported your threads in the past, Deberg; You've officially crossed a line Like Short Circuit 3, shit is about to get real.

[BucEyedPea]

Hmmm...



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[BucEyedPea]

She's been playing with the damn thing since we got home. I'm ****ing DOOMED!

She likes the shape.

[ghak99]

How far away are we from selfie drones?

m5-qgouniaY

[Deberg_1990]

Disney banning the sticks. Grrrrrr!!!


Disney said Friday that it is banning them from its theme parks.





http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/26/news/companies/disney-selfie-stick/

"We strive to provide a great experience for the entire family and unfortunately selfie sticks have become a growing safety concern for both our guests and cast," said Disney spokeswoman Kim Prunty.

The ban kicks in Tuesday at Walt Disney World in Florida and Disneyland in California, along with other Disney-run theme parks in the U.S. The ban goes into effect at Disneyland Paris and Hong Kong Disneyland on July 1.

This is an expansion of Disney's (DIS) ban on taking selfie sticks on its rides, like the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and Space Mountain. Even with a ban in place, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad had to be stopped numerous times because of visitors hazardously whipping out the three-foot sticks while riding the rails.

Once the full ban takes effect, visitors can check their selfie sticks at the main gate, but signs in the parking lots will encourage them to leave the sticks in their cars.

Selfie sticks are already banned at the New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art, the Kentucky Derby, English Premier League soccer stadiums, London's National Gallery, the Coachella music festival and the Palace of Versailles, among other places.

[God of Thunder]

Disney banning the sticks. Grrrrrr!!!


Disney said Friday that it is banning them from its theme parks.





http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/26/news/companies/disney-selfie-stick/

"We strive to provide a great experience for the entire family and unfortunately selfie sticks have become a growing safety concern for both our guests and cast," said Disney spokeswoman Kim Prunty.

The ban kicks in Tuesday at Walt Disney World in Florida and Disneyland in California, along with other Disney-run theme parks in the U.S. The ban goes into effect at Disneyland Paris and Hong Kong Disneyland on July 1.

This is an expansion of Disney's (DIS) ban on taking selfie sticks on its rides, like the Magic Kingdom's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and Space Mountain. Even with a ban in place, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad had to be stopped numerous times because of visitors hazardously whipping out the three-foot sticks while riding the rails.

Once the full ban takes effect, visitors can check their selfie sticks at the main gate, but signs in the parking lots will encourage them to leave the sticks in their cars.

Selfie sticks are already banned at the New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art, the Kentucky Derby, English Premier League soccer stadiums, London's National Gallery, the Coachella music festival and the Palace of Versailles, among other places.

Thank goodness - I can't begin to describe how atrocious they were all throughout the parks.

http://wdwnt.com/wp-content/uploads/selfiesticksatdisneyland.jpg

[BWillie]

What happened to the old days when you just shouted at a stranger "hey brother, could you snap a pic for me?"

What? Talking to someone that you don't know in real life? Nobody does that anymore. Unless it's on the internet. Duh.

[Coochie liquor]

This is what you're looking for I think.
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