I was raped last night

[Titty Meat]

Hey gang,

I want to start with this I'd not a brag thread and probably shouldn't be shared with the public but I'm going to do it anyway.

Last night was my 30th birthday party. Naturally I got wasted.

So I'm wasted as **** walking home im at the top of the hill half a block away from my house when I shit you not this car pulls over. It's a chick and I'm wasted so naturally I talk to her right?


We randomly start making out and she says some shit in Spanish/broken English. She gets out of the car takes my hand and pulls me over by a tree. There she ****ing grabs my dick unzips my pants and starts blowing me.

Me? I'm freaked out I just met this chick 5 seconds ago. I sthumble the **** home.

My question is an I gay marriage for walking away? And do I need to get checked for an std?

[Titty Meat]

you guys have seen me I'm ugly. How's this happen its 1 and 1000000

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Prayers sent.

[O.city]

Go back to bed and sleep it off.

[NJChiefsFan]

My 30th is Tuesday. I will have to keep an eye out for this phenomenon.

[milkman]

Did you check "her" for a dick?

[Reaper16]

No, you aren't gay for walking away. Your consent is important & you have every right to give it or refuse it.

[LiveSteam]

Your make believe stories SUCK!

[TLO]

Hey gang,

I want to start with this I'd not a brag thread and probably shouldn't be shared with the public but I'm going to do it anyway.

Last night was my 30th birthday party. Naturally I got wasted.

So I'm wasted as **** walking home im at the top of the hill half a block away from my house when I shit you not this car pulls over. It's a chick and I'm wasted so naturally I talk to her right?


We randomly start making out and she says some shit in Spanish/broken English. She gets out of the car takes my hand and pulls me over by a tree. There she ****ing grabs my dick unzips my pants and starts blowing me.

Me? I'm freaked out I just met this chick 5 seconds ago. I sthumble the **** home.

My question is an I gay marriage for walking away? And do I need to get checked for an std?


Yes you are gay marriage for walking away. Clearly.

[LiveSteam]

Did you check "her" for a dick?

Like that would make a difference in his made up story.

[Titty Meat]

This isn't a made up story like your meth addiction it's very real. Now spare us from your awful posts and sell your computer for a hit u junky

[BigMeatballDave]

Hey, gang?

This isn't Scooby-Doo...

[LiveSteam]

OK OK Pinocchio . its a real story











That your neighbor told you.

[milkman]

This isn't a made up story like your meth addiction it's very real. Now spare us from your awful posts and sell your computer for a hit u junky

No.

It's a drunken idiot's wet dream.

[stevieray]

I sthumble
sthumble?

brokebackbillay?

[LiveSteam]

& FTR,a chick screaming Ewwwwww! Ain't Spanish.

[notorious]

She probably told you a price in broken Spanish and you agreed in broken gibberish.

[beach tribe]

I shiver at the thought of what this slut looked like.

What did she think of your ginger snap?

[LiveSteam]

Were still debating the SHE part.

[loochy]

No, you aren't gay for walking away. Your consent is important & you have every right to give it or refuse it.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/hawkinsrise_le/WTF_picard.jpg

[stevieray]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/hawkinsrise_le/WTF_picard.jpg
straight(no pun intended) from the horse's mouth?

[beach tribe]

"I turned her down" Translation: I didn't want her to see that I jizzed my undees.

[Hoover]

I wonder what was Bruce Jenner doing in town?

[thabear04]

Was it a CWD.

[thabear04]

But you might get yourself check out you never know.

[Katipan]

Learn Spanish.

[cosmo20002]

Your make believe stories SUCK!

So how did it really happen? Was he the one blowing you?

[Dante84]

Tranny

[beach tribe]

I remember one time I fucked a fat chick in a similar story. I know, right? Gross.
Eeewe. Fat.
True story. I was walking home because I got so drunk that I fell off of my horse and the fucker ran back to the house without me. I was fucking Miles from home. We weren't following a road, either. We were just riding into the night. 12 pack in each saddle bag, dime bag in each pocket.
Woke up under a fucking hog. I can still smell funyuns and blue bell.
Man, that was another life.
Man of the city, disguised HillBilly.

[Titty Meat]

I remember one time I ****ed a fat chick in a similar story. I know, right? Gross.
Eeewe. Fat.
True story. I was walking home because I got so drunk that I fell off of my horse and the ****er ran back to the house without me. I was ****ing Miles from home. We weren't following a road, either. We were just riding into the night. 12 pack in each saddle bag, dime bag in each pocket.
Woke up under a ****ing hog. I can still smell funyuns and blue bell.
Man, that was another life.
Man of the city, disguised HillBilly.


Rofl is this real talk

[Cmd'r&Chief]

I remember one time I fucked a fat chick in a similar story. I know, right? Gross.
Eeewe. Fat.
True story. I was walking home because I got so drunk that I fell off of my horse and the fucker ran back to the house without me. I was fucking Miles from home. We weren't following a road, either. We were just riding into the night. 12 pack in each saddle bag, dime bag in each pocket.
Woke up under a fucking hog. I can still smell funyuns and blue bell.
Man, that was another life.
Man of the city, disguised HillBilly.
There's... No way this story is true. I'm sorry.

[Demonpenz]

Funyons and blue bell. Must have been from st Joe Southside.

[Chiefaholic]

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[DJJasonp]

If this really happened - it's probably for some foreign reality tv show.

People in Brazil are laughing at you.

[Pablo]

In your drunken state do you think you would have been able to hose her tonsils anyhow? Or would she just have been working your gummy worm in some strangers yard for thirty minutes?

[Titty Meat]

Pablo i've never came from a bj

[TLO]

Pablo i've never came from a bj

Prayers sent.

[milkman]

Pablo i've never came from a bj

You must be doing it wrong.

[J Diddy]

Did you check "her" for a dick?

This.

Or at least an Adam's Apple.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Happens to me all the time

[Titty Meat]

These tags ROFL

[Coochie liquor]

Strange... My somewhat feminine looking Latino lawn guy was raped last night. He said he was driving home when some drunk gringo wandered out into the road and almost into his truck. He go out to try and yell at the guy (he speaks in pretty broken English), who then pushed him up against a tree, then pulle out a "small flaccid penis, and started rubbing one out while trying to kiss him. Pablo was able to break free, jump back into his truck pulling a trailer full of lawn equpment, and speed away before anything worse could happen. He said the guy kept saying "Happy Birthday to me", and "oh me so horny".
Coincidence??

[Bowser]

You can't rape the willing

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Did she say "yo tengo es ti dis"?

[bdj23]

200% positive it was a tranny

[NewChief]

You're not gay for walking away. You're gay for getting your dick sucked by a tranny.

[Sully]

Once you pay for it, it's not rape.

[TLO]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-T5yTuQ6rOBc/UXCvgeZjxAI/AAAAAAAAJXY/5eiHXM5MRfI/s400/hosmer-melky-hug-meme-royaleswithcheese.jpg

[Bewbies]

Do you have a sister? Cause this was either a tranny or your sister.

[Hydrae]

This story puts to doubt the comedian line I heard just the other day:

"Things that have never been heard: 'Stop sucking my dick or I will call the police.'"

[Hammock Parties]

This never happened.

[cmh6476]

great tags

[J Diddy]

This never happened.

This.

2 to 1 he was walking home slobberknockered and rubbed his pecker against an oak tree.

[Hammock Parties]

As billay threads go this one is decent, though. Better than some DeBerg shit or garbage about our 2nd round pick.

[RealSNR]

You were probably asking for it.

What were you wearing?

[ptlyon]

This.

2 to 1 he was walking home slobberknockered and rubbed his pecker against an oak tree.

I prefer birch

[LiveSteam]

Join the Army Billay. Learn to be a man,you lil butter-cup

[bevischief]

You can't rape the welling...

[cmh6476]

You can't rape the welling...

damn he's into BDSM too?

[bevischief]

And you are complainly? Most married men would welcome this.

[J Diddy]

I prefer birch

I ain't knocking on birch.

heh

[Coochie liquor]

Just found her...

[bevischief]

So your gay?

[bevischief]

Pics?

[Dave Lane]

sthumble?

brokebackbillay?

Wow stevieray give spelling / English lessons. Pot - kettle.

[Bob Dole]

Don't know if you're gay, but you're definitely still a useless dipshit.

[FlaChief58]

Your dreaming. It'll be clear once you wake up from your stupor

[MMXcalibur]

....*sigh*....and so we being down the long, uneventful road until Chiefs training camp opens.

[threebag]

$20 bucks says she had a dick and you reciprocated

[Cmd'r&Chief]

Just found her...

What.... What the fuck is this

[TinyEvel]

Is this you?

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[notorious]

$20 bucks says she had a dick and you initiated

fyp

[Hammock Parties]

SNR is the only one allowed to make rape jokes around here.

[J Diddy]

Don't know if you're gay, but you're definitely still a useless dipshit.

ROFL

[SAUTO]

Strange... My somewhat feminine looking Latino lawn guy was raped last night. He said he was driving home when some drunk gringo wandered out into the road and almost into his truck. He go out to try and yell at the guy (he speaks in pretty broken English), who then pushed him up against a tree, then pulle out a "small flaccid penis, and started rubbing one out while trying to kiss him. Pablo was able to break free, jump back into his truck pulling a trailer full of lawn equpment, and speed away before anything worse could happen. He said the guy kept saying "Happy Birthday to me", and "oh me so horny".
Coincidence??

Since when did jdiddy do lawn care?

[Titty Meat]

This never happened.

It did and my money is missing

[notorious]

It did and my money is missing

He raped your wallet, too?!

[SAUTO]

It did and my money is missing

So you were drunk and paid a crack head to suck yo dick...


Damn billay.

[SAUTO]

It was a man billay. You crazy fuck.

[Titty Meat]

So you were drunk and paid a crack head to suck yo dick...


Damn billay.

Nope money was stolen. Unreal.

[Titty Meat]

It was a man billay. You crazy ****.

It was u gaysian

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Note to Billay:

The 'Dixie Belle' is NOT where nice, single southern girls congrgate.

Go with God, brah.

[Mrs. Loopner]

I prefer birch

Wood then?

[Bwana]

That wasn't a chick.