Jamaal Charles reads Chiefs Planet

[RealSNR]

The least the motherfucker could do is acknowledge it by inviting Saul or me to this shindig. I guarantee I could do better than that Mormon asshole Andy Reid.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Andy Reid will be at the hometown roast of Jamaal Charles, MC&#39;d by <a href="https://twitter.com/getnickwright">@getnickwright</a>. June 13 in Port Arthur, TX <a href="http://t.co/FgP2QauISb">pic.twitter.com/FgP2QauISb</a></p>&mdash; Arrowhead Pride (@ArrowheadPride) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArrowheadPride/status/595346929061507072">May 4, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Easy 6]

Think you can do better than Reid?

Prove it in this thread...

[Rausch]

???

[Baby Lee]

Roasting Jamaal Charles?

And you thought the Paul Walker jokes at the Bieber roast were coldly received. . .

[Strongside]

If I were roasting Jamaal, I'd just play this: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6cBEDFDhoq8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Rausch]

Roasting Jamaal Charles?

And you thought the Paul Walker jokes at the Bieber roast were coldly received. . .

Yeah, that's about the last Chief I'd want to roast...

[Kman34]

Think you can do better than Reid?

Prove it in this thread...

Hey...Look at that...The can is back...:clap:

[Coochie liquor]

On my birthday!!

[RealSNR]

Yeah, that's about the last Chief I'd want to roast...

You were one of the last posters I wanted to roast.

I still did it anyway. For king and country.

[thabear04]

Give Charles a taco.

[BigRedChief]

I guarantee I could do better than that Mormon asshole Andy Reid.

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[Baby Lee]

You were one of the last posters I wanted to roast.

I still did it anyway. For king and country.

So do you lead off with a Belcher joke, an escalade joke, or a general speech impediment/learning disability joke?

[alpha_omega]

Is Don Rickles gonna be there?

[Kman34]

Is that slut Lisa Lampanelli going to be there??

[RealSNR]

Mitch's roast is also going to be the lamest thing since unsliced bread.

I don't care if a ticket into this thing ended up curing cancer. Mitch Holthus would suck, and I don't want to watch that.

[Kman34]

Mitch's roast is also going to be the lamest thing since unsliced bread.

I don't care if a ticket into this thing ended up curing cancer. Mitch Holthus would suck, and I don't want to watch that.

"Put the hammer down Jammal.."

[Baby Lee]

Is that slut Lisa Lampanelli going to be there??

No, but that harlot Jeff Ross will be.

And he wouldn't fuck Jamaal with Dick Curl's dick.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He read my threads in the hall of classics!!

[RealSNR]

So do you lead off with a Belcher joke, an escalade joke, or a general speech impediment/learning disability joke?

You save dat shit fo latuh knowhamsayin.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Special guest: Hootie

[Baby Lee]

You save dat shit fo latuh noamsain.

FYP

[Rausch]

You were one of the last posters I wanted to roast.

I still did it anyway. For king and country.

I ever meet you in person I've got a great Endelt/Rausch moment.

And I'm really not sure why you used the kid gloves with one of the few people here that wouldn't get them some feminine itch...

[Baby Lee]

I ever meet you in person I've got a great Endelt/Rausch moment.

And I'm really not sure why you used the kid gloves with one of the few people here that wouldn't get them some feminine itch...

Really not sure why you let him near your feminine itch region, even with gloves on.

[Hootie]

Special guest: Hootie

I'm the Kelvin Herrera to Saul's Wade Davis (best) and SNR's Greg Holland (2nd best)

[Rausch]

Really not sure why you let him near your feminine itch region, even with gloves on.

You're familiar with my intentional perversion of syntax and grammar...

[kcxiv]

Mitch's roast is also going to be the lamest thing since unsliced bread.

I don't care if a ticket into this thing ended up curing cancer. Mitch Holthus would suck, and I don't want to watch that.

So dont watch it and quit bitching about everything.

[J Diddy]

So dont watch it and quit bitching about everything.
uh oh

Somebody slamming tequila in their poop hole and not their pie hole on this fine Cinco de Mayo day.

[Titty Meat]

No offense SNR but I'm more fun to party with

[Don Corlemahomes]

I'm the Kelvin Herrera to Saul's Wade Davis (best) and SNR's Greg Holland (2nd best)

You're more like Luke Hochevar as a starter

[J Diddy]

No offense SNR but I'm more fun to party with

The trannys love you!

[Chief_For_Life58]

wait i dont get it. how do we know jamaaaaal read cp?

[Baby Lee]

The trannys love you!

So at this point does CP have more trannys, or dudes who've done it with trannys?

I know 3 confirmed full xformations, and a couple dudes getting sucked off, . . . then the billay conundrum



- present company excepted for the moment /cosmodouche

[RealSNR]

So dont watch it and quit bitching about everything.

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[Titty Meat]

So at this point does CP have more trannys, or dudes who've done it with trannys?

I know 3 confirmed full xformations, and a couple dudes getting sucked off, . . . then the billay conundrum



- present company excepted for the moment /cosmodouche

https://media0.giphy.com/media/ZgqJGwh2tLj5C/200.gif

[MMXcalibur]

Mitch's roast is also going to be the lamest thing since unsliced bread.

I don't care if a ticket into this thing ended up curing cancer. Mitch Holthus would suck, and I don't want to watch that.

I was JUST thinking this when reading through the roasters.

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[Baby Lee]

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You were drunk, and sorry it happened on your birthday, but it was a dude, dude.

[Titty Meat]

You were drunk, and sorry it happened on your birthday, but it was a dude, dude.

Was it you? You seem pretty confident.

[J Diddy]

So at this point does CP have more trannys, or dudes who've done it with trannys?

I know 3 confirmed full xformations, and a couple dudes getting sucked off, . . . then the billay conundrum



- present company excepted for the moment /cosmodouche

I know that I am not a tranny and to the best of my knowledge have never made it with a tranny.

If I have I'd just soon never know.

[hometeam]

Give Charles a taco.

He likes mozzarella sticks.

[hometeam]

wait i dont get it. how do we know jamaaaaal read cp?

Because roast. Dubious at best~

[J Diddy]

Was it you? You seem pretty confident.

No offense but you just seem like a doucher. I can't see anything but Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite stopping to slob on your knob.

Again, no offense.

[Hootie]

You're more like Luke Hochevar as a starter

Luke Hochevar was a hall of famer as a starter ?!

[Titty Meat]

No offense but you just seem like a doucher. I can't see anything but Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite stopping to slob on your knob.

Again, no offense.

None taken though it's pretty gay that you think about me getting a blowjob I

[Eleazar]

Jamaal, you are a legend. Never leave us! We want you in the Arrowhead ring of honor someday, to go with your HOF jacket!

[Baby Lee]

None taken though it's pretty gay that you think about me getting a blowjob I

I agree, reading your threads is pretty gay.

[Chief Roundup]

Exactly how does this show that Charles reads ChiefsPlanet?

[Baby Lee]

Exactly how does this show that Charles reads ChiefsPlanet?

I think he was trying to say 'hey, Jamaal. Prove to us that you read CP by inviting me to your roast.'

[ThaVirus]

Misleading thread title. I call for an immediate permaban.

[Bufkin]

Baby Lee is a lot more tolerable lately I'm not sure how I feel about this please respond.

Also, it's been asked a few times, but what evidence is there that Jamaal Charles reads Chiefs Planet? Or can read at all?

[Chief Roundup]

I think he was trying to say 'hey, Jamaal. Prove to us that you read CP by inviting me to your roast.'

No I think he is saying that because he did a roast on here is the reason behind this roast. That is one hell of an ego for sure.

[Baby Lee]

Baby Lee is a lot more tolerable lately I'm not sure how I feel about this please respond.

Also, it's been asked a few times, but what evidence is there that Jamaal Charles reads Chiefs Planet? Or can read at all?

As I tell everyone, every time, for good or ill. I haven't changed.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

As I tell everyone, every time, for good or ill. I haven't changed.

This is true. You are fairly consistent.

[J Diddy]

None taken though it's pretty gay that you think about me getting a blowjob I

I'm pretty sure it was a random thought....Oh no it was because you posted some bullshit story where on your birthday a gorgeous random woman stopped you on the road to give you a hummer in some pathetic attempt to prove something. Guess what? You did!

1 of 2 things happened: It didn't happen or the chick's name was Steve.

I don't see you denying it happened.

[Easy 6]

No I think he is saying that because he did a roast on here is the reason behind this roast. That is one hell of an ego for sure.

He was joking for cripe pete.

[threebag]

I'm pretty sure it was a random thought....Oh no it was because you posted some bullshit story where on your birthday a gorgeous random woman stopped you on the road to give you a hummer in some pathetic attempt to prove something. Guess what? You did!

1 of 2 things happened: It didn't happen or the chick's name was Steve.

I don't see you denying it happened.

Maybe (s)he wanted to go to the gun show.

[RealSNR]

Jamaal you cheap asshole you owe me $10 for those mozzarella sticks!

[highBOLTage]

If I were roasting Jamaal, I'd just play this: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6cBEDFDhoq8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Yeah. Thread title made sense until it got to the third word. Pretty safe bet Jamal isn't spending his time reading anything.

[-King-]

LOL! Jamaal has a disability and social anxiety. Hilarious!
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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Yeah. Thread title made sense until it got to the third word. Pretty safe bet Jamal isn't spending his time reading anything.

This just reminds me of YOUR MOM ! She makes sense until she speaks .

[Baby Lee]

LOL! Jamaal has a disability and social anxiety. Hilarious!
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[Titty Meat]

I'm pretty sure it was a random thought....Oh no it was because you posted some bullshit story where on your birthday a gorgeous random woman stopped you on the road to give you a hummer in some pathetic attempt to prove something. Guess what? You did!

1 of 2 things happened: It didn't happen or the chick's name was Steve.

I don't see you denying it happened.

I never said it was a gorgeous women.

You're the one 3 days later still posting your homo erotic thoughts about it.

[RealSNR]

Is billay's birthday now going to take over every single thread posted just like Alex Smith did last year?

[threebag]

Just the threads that suck

[RealSNR]

That wasn't a very nice thing to say.

[Titty Meat]

Is billay's birthday now going to take over every single thread posted just like Alex Smith did last year?

I've been hated here ever since I posted here several years ago hence why they can only bring up old shit from years ago.

They'll hate you now because you jamed Marcus Peters cock up their assholes. I'm sorry your thread was hijacked by the butthurt crowd. Maybe I can make your roast list this year?

[Al Bundy]

So... why isn't Nick Wright getting ripped on in this thread? That guy is beyond terrible.

[Titty Meat]

So... why isn't Nick Wright getting ripped on in this thread? That guy is beyond terrible.

That guy is a groupie

[Titty Meat]

Though his show was the best in KC

[RealSNR]

I've been hated here ever since I posted here several years ago hence why they can only bring up old shit from years ago.

They'll hate you now because you jamed Marcus Peters cock up their assholes. I'm sorry your thread was hijacked by the butthurt crowd. Maybe I can make your roast list this year?

I'm sorry to hear that. If it makes you feel any better, you seem like a nice person.

People will stop hating you when Marcus Peters bauces out. The world will be a better place.

[Kman34]

So... why isn't Nick Wright getting ripped on in this thread? That guy is beyond terrible.

This.....Expert jock sniffer....Nick Wrong could never get his facts straight on the radio. Surprised he's not parking cars somewhere..

[Rausch]

People will stop hating you when Marcus Peters bauces out.

That won't take long...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I forgot to tell you guys I got JC lined up for the next set of CP roasts

[Beef Supreme]

Jamal deserves all the Escalades.