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something cooler
05-06-2015, 12:12 AM
How long have you currently gone without sexual intercourse?

rico
05-06-2015, 12:21 AM
1.5 days. I had a nice 3 day stretch there. I know when I'm going to get laid a lot...I follow my wife's cycle closely and therefore know when to put my "yes dear" gear on.

Jim Lahey
05-06-2015, 02:52 AM
6 months. Prior to that, a 9 month stretch. Prior to that a year long stretch.

Coochie liquor
05-06-2015, 03:58 AM
I'm at day 2, which only happens during "shark week", if you catch my drift!

TimBone
05-06-2015, 04:14 AM
Does oral sex count? If so, about 2 hours. If not, about three days. Same issue as Coochie Liquor over here.

Dave Lane
05-06-2015, 05:01 AM
16 hours.

MIAdragon
05-06-2015, 05:11 AM
Heh, the wife is reading 50 shades so it's every few hours.

BDj23
05-06-2015, 05:22 AM
4 or 5 days.

Wrong time of the month for the girlfriend.

BoneKrusher
05-06-2015, 05:43 AM
Only a day. i go with a backup plan B free agent.

J Diddy
05-06-2015, 06:07 AM
Tranny sex or female sex?

Bugeater
05-06-2015, 06:12 AM
I'm having sex as I type this response.

srvy
05-06-2015, 06:24 AM
Does man handling oneself count. Asking for a friend.

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-06-2015, 07:02 AM
I've gone full-Morrisey on the subject of sex. I just don't care anymore.

BigMeatballDave
05-06-2015, 07:05 AM
2 months. Met up with an old 'Friend' in March. Will see her again in July.

BigMeatballDave
05-06-2015, 07:06 AM
Does man handling oneself count. Asking for a friend.

LOL Are you Man-handling your friend?

Demonpenz
05-06-2015, 07:23 AM
it only a couple days since I am single.

Demonpenz
05-06-2015, 07:27 AM
If you are in your 30's and you can manage to stay single. Man the world is yours. I have traveled so much the last year was able to have more freedom and pick and choose what girls are in my life. You have to build your game up and workout, but for me that family shit is for the birds, especially that I have tasted what being a mature healthy man is like.

BoneKrusher
05-06-2015, 07:28 AM
Does man handling oneself count. Asking for a friend.

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Demonpenz
05-06-2015, 07:29 AM
Lots of times I just feel bad when people have a girlfriend and they are in their mid 30's get out while you can. Everything comes easier once you have a handle on being a mature man.

Nzoner
05-06-2015, 07:36 AM
I'll let Walter be my spokesperson

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DC.chief
05-06-2015, 08:13 AM
6 mother fucking months. Honestly I don't have much of a drive anymore as odd as that is to say but 6 months is still waaay to long. I've given up even attempting really.

Doesn't seem to bother my girlfriend. maybe she is cheating on me although I seriously doubt that. We've only been together about 2 years and we're in our 30's with no kids but we seriously act like a couple that's been married 30 years. I don't know how to fix it or even if it matters enough for me to try

Ebolapox
05-06-2015, 08:17 AM
6 mother ****ing months. Honestly I don't have much of a drive anymore as odd as that is to say but 6 months is still waaay to long. I've given up even attempting really.

Doesn't seem to bother my girlfriend. maybe she is cheating on me although I seriously doubt that. We've only been together about 2 years and we're in our 30's with no kids but we seriously act like a couple that's been married 30 years. I don't know how to fix it or even if it matters enough for me to try

PIIHB. she'll thank you later.

baitism
05-06-2015, 08:17 AM
I am married with three young kids. What is this intercourse you speak of?

loochy
05-06-2015, 08:18 AM
I don't know how to fix it or even if it matters enough for me to try

1.) take showers

2.) get drunk

3.) watch porno

CoMoChief
05-06-2015, 08:39 AM
I've been on a couple few month stretches....sucks lol.

But usually I'll find a chick from work and bang her out. There's been a few, they don't know about the other ones...probably need to stop doing that before it blows up in my face.

Hog's Gone Fishin
05-06-2015, 08:41 AM
I have sex several times a day , you can ask your mom.

ThaVirus
05-06-2015, 08:48 AM
6 mother fucking months. Honestly I don't have much of a drive anymore as odd as that is to say but 6 months is still waaay to long. I've given up even attempting really.



Doesn't seem to bother my girlfriend. maybe she is cheating on me although I seriously doubt that. We've only been together about 2 years and we're in our 30's with no kids but we seriously act like a couple that's been married 30 years. I don't know how to fix it or even if it matters enough for me to try


Every relationship is different but I'd say that's a cause for concern...

TimBone
05-06-2015, 09:19 AM
Every relationship is different but I'd say that's a cause for concern...
Absolutely.

DC.chief, are you two happy together outside of not having sex?

Bugeater
05-06-2015, 09:25 AM
I'm having sex as I type this response.

I've had sex 4 times since I posted this. Now if y'all would excuse me, I need to go have more sex.

Faddy Yomama
05-06-2015, 09:31 AM
I'm actually a virgin.

MIAdragon
05-06-2015, 09:33 AM
6 mother ****ing months. Honestly I don't have much of a drive anymore as odd as that is to say but 6 months is still waaay to long. I've given up even attempting really.

Doesn't seem to bother my girlfriend. maybe she is cheating on me although I seriously doubt that. We've only been together about 2 years and we're in our 30's with no kids but we seriously act like a couple that's been married 30 years. I don't know how to fix it or even if it matters enough for me to try

You're in your 30's not your 70's and when you say attempting it sounds like you're getting shot down. RED FLAGS ‼️ Get out now.

Discuss Thrower
05-06-2015, 09:37 AM
Practically two years and I'll be shocked if I get laid in the next five to seven.

I mean I'll probably get a hooker or something but that doesn't count.

scho63
05-06-2015, 09:39 AM
I'm 52 and after getting rid of a truly crazy and mentally unstable girlfriend who I moved in too quickly, the last 2 months of being alone along with no sex for the last 4 with her crazy ass has been a little relief.

I'm now getting the horndog feeling again and whacking it 3 times a day has gotten old. Time to sniff out some new horny women in my age range......

Graystoke
05-06-2015, 09:39 AM
I remember when our kids were young and with my first wife, sex just didn't happen on an occurrence level acceptable to me. I mean we would go six months plus. It was bad.
Now in my early 50's and second marriage sex happens as often as
it did in my youth.

ROYC75
05-06-2015, 09:41 AM
After III came along, 30 years seems like a lifetime.

Scared for life.

DC.chief
05-06-2015, 09:45 AM
Absolutely.

DC.chief, are you two happy together outside of not having sex?

Eh. Yes and no. It's complicated. We don't argue much but we just don't communicate well. Both of us are stubborn. That and the lack of intimacy leads to other issues. Makes me frustrated and then I complain to her about the mess she leaves in her wake. She doesn't pick up after herself and it drives me insane. She was spoiled as a kid.

I also know that toward to end of her last relationship she wasn't have sex with that guy for over a year and they started sleeping in different rooms. I don't want to be that.

She's never once complained about anything about our relationship though. I'm wondering if she ok with the current arrangement or if she just doesn't care.

something cooler
05-06-2015, 09:48 AM
Eh. Yes and no. It's complicated. We don't argue much but we just don't communicate well. Both of us are stubborn. That and the lack of intimacy leads to other issues. Makes me frustrated and then I complain to her about the mess she leaves in her wake. She doesn't pick up after herself and it drives me insane. She was spoiled as a kid.

I also know that toward to end of her last relationship she wasn't have sex with that guy for over a year and they started sleeping in different rooms. I don't want to be that.

She's never once complained about anything about our relationship though. I'm wondering if she ok with the current arrangement or if she just doesn't care.

You said no kids? Bail.

TimBone
05-06-2015, 09:49 AM
Eh. Yes and no. It's complicated. We don't argue much but we just don't communicate well. Both of us are stubborn. That and the lack of intimacy leads to other issues. Makes me frustrated and then I complain to her about the mess she leaves in her wake. She doesn't pick up after herself and it drives me insane. She was spoiled as a kid.

I also know that toward to end of her last relationship she wasn't have sex with that guy for over a year and they started sleeping in different rooms. I don't want to be that.

She's never once complained about anything about our relationship though. I'm wondering if she ok with the current arrangement or if she just doesn't care.
That doesn't sound healthy for either of you. If I was in that spot, I'd have a serious talk with her. If that didn't change things, I'd bail.

I hope things get better for you.

Pawnmower
05-06-2015, 09:50 AM
1.) take showers

2.) get drunk

3.) watch porno

This man speaks truth

Graystoke
05-06-2015, 09:52 AM
Eh. Yes and no. It's complicated. We don't argue much but we just don't communicate well. Both of us are stubborn. That and the lack of intimacy leads to other issues. Makes me frustrated and then I complain to her about the mess she leaves in her wake. She doesn't pick up after herself and it drives me insane. She was spoiled as a kid.

I also know that toward to end of her last relationship she wasn't have sex with that guy for over a year and they started sleeping in different rooms. I don't want to be that.

She's never once complained about anything about our relationship though. I'm wondering if she ok with the current arrangement or if she just doesn't care.

Ya, something not right. Intimacy is what bonds a relationship. It is important stuff. I would talk before it snowballs.

Fish
05-06-2015, 09:55 AM
Eh. Yes and no. It's complicated. We don't argue much but we just don't communicate well. Both of us are stubborn. That and the lack of intimacy leads to other issues. Makes me frustrated and then I complain to her about the mess she leaves in her wake. She doesn't pick up after herself and it drives me insane. She was spoiled as a kid.

I also know that toward to end of her last relationship she wasn't have sex with that guy for over a year and they started sleeping in different rooms. I don't want to be that.

She's never once complained about anything about our relationship though. I'm wondering if she ok with the current arrangement or if she just doesn't care.

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Brock
05-06-2015, 09:55 AM
Eh. Yes and no. It's complicated. We don't argue much but we just don't communicate well. Both of us are stubborn. That and the lack of intimacy leads to other issues. Makes me frustrated and then I complain to her about the mess she leaves in her wake. She doesn't pick up after herself and it drives me insane. She was spoiled as a kid.

I also know that toward to end of her last relationship she wasn't have sex with that guy for over a year and they started sleeping in different rooms. I don't want to be that.

She's never once complained about anything about our relationship though. I'm wondering if she ok with the current arrangement or if she just doesn't care.

Stop wasting life

Iowanian
05-06-2015, 10:02 AM
Run DC Run

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ThaVirus
05-06-2015, 10:56 AM
Eh. Yes and no. It's complicated. We don't argue much but we just don't communicate well. Both of us are stubborn. That and the lack of intimacy leads to other issues. Makes me frustrated and then I complain to her about the mess she leaves in her wake. She doesn't pick up after herself and it drives me insane. She was spoiled as a kid.



I also know that toward to end of her last relationship she wasn't have sex with that guy for over a year and they started sleeping in different rooms. I don't want to be that.



She's never once complained about anything about our relationship though. I'm wondering if she ok with the current arrangement or if she just doesn't care.


I have to echo what others have said thus far.

You're probably just comfortable with her at this point. It doesn't sound like there's any true passion there, which likely means you're wasting your time.

Sex is great and life is too short not to have as much of it as you possibly can while you can..

If you truly feel you love her then you should have a serious sit-down and discuss this all with her, but there's a pattern in her behavior. She may just not value sex as much as you do which could mean there's no resolution that you'll be satisfied with.

Ebolapox
05-06-2015, 11:09 AM
You're in your 30's not your 70's and when you say attempting it sounds like you're getting shot down. RED FLAGS ‼️ Get out now.

frankly that sounds like my ex-wife, though we were in our 20's. yeah. red flags is correct.

Ebolapox
05-06-2015, 11:11 AM
That doesn't sound healthy for either of you. If I was in that spot, I'd have a serious talk with her. If that didn't change things, I'd bail.

I hope things get better for you.

agreed on all accounts, though I'd ask the following:

1) only child?

2) sexually abused or 'damaged' in any way? I mean, maybe her libido is nonexistent, but I've not met too many women who had THAT much of a lack without there being some general reason

DC.chief
05-06-2015, 11:37 AM
Thanks for the advice, you're all likely right. It's been eating at me for a long while but life has beat me up lately and I've lost some desire to fight. I'm gonna try to talk to her tonight.

scho63
05-06-2015, 11:53 AM
Thanks for the advice, you're all likely right. It's been eating at me for a long while but life has beat me up lately and I've lost some desire to fight. I'm gonna try to talk to her tonight.

I'm in the Ashburn and Herndon area for live and work so if you ever want to get together at a local sports bar for a Chiefs game, let me know.

Big Smoke
05-06-2015, 11:59 AM
Couple days ago.

ThaVirus
05-06-2015, 12:07 PM
Couple days ago.


Some random coed?

Whatever happened with you and herpes girl anyway? Notice any painful rashes or blisters recently?

rtmike
05-06-2015, 02:54 PM
Well let's see.

I became paralyzed day after Thanksgiving '03. I was in the hospital for 2 months. When I came home, we tried right away. No luck.

Few months later now I pop a couple Cialis. Still no workie.


So, however long that is. I used to think there's no way I could survive w/o sex until now.




My wife & I had been trying to conceive for 8 years, she had 4 miscarriages in that time. We finally had our daughter, 3 years later I got hurt.
But we always had the "trying to get pregnant let's get after it" thing going for us. I was quite happy in that department.

I knocked a piece off the morning of my accident. 11-26-03ish?

loochy
05-06-2015, 02:59 PM
Well let's see.

I became paralyzed day after Thanksgiving '03. I was in the hospital for 2 months. When I came home, we tried right away. No luck.

Few months later now I pop a couple Cialis. Still no workie.


So, however long that is. I used to think there's no way I could survive w/o sex until now.




My wife & I had been trying to conceive for 8 years, she had 4 miscarriages in that time. We finally had our daughter, 3 years later I got hurt.
But we always had the "trying to get pregnant let's get after it" thing going for us. I was quite happy in that department.

I knocked a piece off the morning of my accident. 11-26-03ish?

Do you still do "other stuff"? :dom:

MIAdragon
05-06-2015, 03:06 PM
I'm in the Ashburn and Herndon area for live and work so if you ever want to get together at a local sports bar for a Chiefs game, let me know.

He needs a handy j, can you help him out?

BWillie
05-06-2015, 03:25 PM
Who wants to have sex with their wife? Not me.

I mean, if I was married, I wouldn't want to. Boring. Rather beat off.

loochy
05-06-2015, 03:26 PM
Who wants to have sex with their wife? Not me.

I mean, if I was married, I wouldn't want to. Boring. Rather beat off.

what a weird thing to say

oldman
05-06-2015, 03:32 PM
Three days, but it's Hump Day tonight!!

jspchief
05-06-2015, 03:33 PM
Does man handling oneself count. Asking for a friend.
Tell Billay that getting handled by a man does count, but it's still gross.

MIAdragon
05-06-2015, 04:25 PM
Who wants to have sex with their wife? Not me.

I mean, if I was married, I wouldn't want to. Boring. Rather beat off.

My wife is sexy as fuck, no way in hell I'd rather beat off than bang her.

ThaVirus
05-06-2015, 04:56 PM
My wife is sexy as ****, no way in hell I'd rather beat off than bang her.

Agreed and agreed!