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TribalElder
05-06-2015, 11:29 PM
Really
http://i61.tinypic.com/ftixdj.png
LMAO

http://www.walmart.com/search/?query=kansas%20city%20royals

TribalElder
05-06-2015, 11:30 PM
First result

SPchief
05-06-2015, 11:35 PM
Don't see anything wrong. Strike while the iron's hot

cosmo20002
05-06-2015, 11:40 PM
Is that a good deal? I really have no idea.

Rain Man
05-06-2015, 11:44 PM
For an extra $500, Madison Bumgarner will actually bury it.

Chiefspants
05-06-2015, 11:47 PM
For an extra $500, Madison Bumgarner will actually bury it.

And a part of me dies all over again.

TribalElder
05-06-2015, 11:49 PM
For an extra $500, Madison Bumgarner will actually bury it.

I figure a Walmart search engineer in the San Francisco area "optimized" those results

TribalElder
05-06-2015, 11:49 PM
And LMAO @ see all in funeral

Related items. I should visit there for more hilarity

Pasta Little Brioni
05-06-2015, 11:53 PM
Chiefs have buried us for years. Any MU hoops ones available thanks to your boy?

TribalElder
05-06-2015, 11:54 PM
Chiefs have buried us for years. Any MU hoops ones available thanks to your boy?

I searched for a Chiefs coffin, not popular enough

The MU hoops coffin is already in the ground LMAO

SPchief
05-07-2015, 12:12 AM
For an extra $500, Madison Bumgarner will actually bury it.

LMAO


DAMN Rainman out of LF

ClevelandBronco
05-07-2015, 12:36 AM
For an extra $500, Madison Bumgarner will actually bury it.

That is as brutally brilliant as it gets, folks.

Fire Me Boy!
05-07-2015, 12:43 AM
I love Walmart. It keeps the white trash out of Target.

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 01:10 AM
I love Walmart. It keeps the white trash out of Target.

Target fucking sucks.

Tribal Warfare
05-07-2015, 01:23 AM
Die happy when they win the World Series!

Fire Me Boy!
05-07-2015, 01:36 AM
Target fucking sucks.


Enjoy Walmart.

007
05-07-2015, 01:59 AM
For an extra $500, Madison Bumgarner will actually bury it.

And Joe Buck will provide commentary.

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 02:19 AM
Enjoy Walmart.

Someone once gave me a Target gift card. I spent two hours trying to find a decent pair of shoes, or something worth a shit in that store.

TimBone
05-07-2015, 02:33 AM
Someone once gave me a Target gift card. I spent two hours trying to find a decent pair of shoes, or something worth a shit in that store.
They didn't have your brand of tampons?

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 03:02 AM
They didn't have your brand of tampons?

LMAO

Fuck you.

TimBone
05-07-2015, 03:04 AM
LMAO

Fuck you.
Hahahaha

mdchiefsfan
05-07-2015, 04:19 AM
They didn't have your brand of tampons?

LMAO

Coochie liquor
05-07-2015, 04:23 AM
One time a couple buddies and I got real high, and decided to go horseback riding. We were going for a while when my horse bucked me hard. I would have fallen off, but my foot got caught in the foot holder of the saddle. The horse kept going and dragging me no matter how much we tried to get it to srop. Luckily the manager at the Walmart saw what was going on, and came out and unplugged the machine. I love Walmart!!

ChiliConCarnage
05-07-2015, 05:02 AM
Hey man, the free shipping on that coffin has to be a real win.

J Diddy
05-07-2015, 05:49 AM
Is that a good deal? I really have no idea.

Who fucking cares? You'll be dead you cheap bastard.

Kman34
05-07-2015, 05:56 AM
I would have to check the reviews before I invested 2 grand....

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 06:10 AM
Target: marginally better quality at inflated prices. Target.

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 06:11 AM
Target: when you just don't give a fuck about your money. Target.

stonedstooge
05-07-2015, 06:51 AM
You get Premium swing bar handles? WHAT A STEAL!

BoneKrusher
05-07-2015, 07:19 AM
http://oi62.tinypic.com/24oyooy.jpg
those walmart shoppers.

Baby Lee
05-07-2015, 07:45 AM
Someone once gave me a Target gift card. I spent two hours trying to find a decent pair of shoes, or something worth a shit in that store.

That's a banning from the cooking thread. Target has a decent kitchenware section with competitive prices. Could've at least gotten some decent silicone utensils, if not a pot or two.

LoneWolf
05-07-2015, 07:49 AM
Target: when you just don't give a **** about your money. Target.

Wal-Mart: Come for the white trash, stay for our superior shoe selection.

Wal-Mart: When you're too poor to shop at Target.

Pasta Little Brioni
05-07-2015, 07:57 AM
http://oi62.tinypic.com/24oyooy.jpg
those walmart shoppers.

That the geriatric former ku running back that scored that TD a little while back?

Baby Lee
05-07-2015, 07:58 AM
That the geriatric former ku running back that scored that TD a little while back?

Close, Florida

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Florida-Running-Back-Poops-Pants-665x385.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni
05-07-2015, 08:04 AM
Musta have been pre game tomatoes

loochy
05-07-2015, 08:04 AM
Target: marginally better quality at inflated prices. Target.

LMAO the prices are pretty much the same

why do you hate Target so much?

Fish
05-07-2015, 08:41 AM
http://oi62.tinypic.com/24oyooy.jpg
those walmart shoppers.

Target would never let Sweet Daddy walk around the store like that...

KCUnited
05-07-2015, 08:44 AM
Jackson County tax payers to help fund burial plot with purchase.

Dave Lane
05-07-2015, 08:47 AM
One time a couple buddies and I got real high, and decided to go horseback riding. We were going for a while when my horse bucked me hard. I would have fallen off, but my foot got caught in the foot holder of the saddle. The horse kept going and dragging me no matter how much we tried to get it to srop. Luckily the manager at the Walmart saw what was going on, and came out and unplugged the machine. I love Walmart!!

Why is nothing in this story surprising to me.

Baby Lee
05-07-2015, 08:53 AM
Why is nothing in this story surprising to me.

Because it's a joke older and shaggier than your taint?

kcfanXIII
05-07-2015, 09:28 AM
For an extra $500, Madison Bumgarner will actually bury it.

Or for free Mike Jirschele will stop your burial 3/4 of the way through.

oldandslow
05-07-2015, 09:52 AM
For an extra $500, Madison Bumgarner will actually bury it.

You are the top poster on this website...bar none.

Thanks for making me laugh.

MahiMike
05-07-2015, 10:04 AM
For an extra $500, Madison Bumgarner will actually bury it.

ba doom boom!

Dragonocho
05-07-2015, 04:49 PM
And Joe Buck will provide commentary.

With his mouth full?

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 05:16 PM
That's a banning from the cooking thread. Target has a decent kitchenware section with competitive prices. Could've at least gotten some decent silicone utensils, if not a pot or two.

I figured that's why you two love that shit hole. I'll concede the cookware and cutlery, because Wal Mart's versions are pure shit.

But, I figured two high-falutin' chefs such as yourselves would buy your gear from RESTAURANT SUPPLY?!?!?!?

http://awildduck.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Church-Lady-2s.jpg

Wal-Mart: Come for the white trash, stay for our superior shoe selection.

Wal-Mart: When you're too poor to shop at Target.

It just sucks.

LMAO the prices are pretty much the same

why do you hate Target so much?

See above.

Baby Lee
05-07-2015, 05:21 PM
I figured that's why you two love that shit hole. I'll concede the cookware and cutlery, because Wal Mart's versions are pure shit.

In complete honesty, the only time I set foot in Target is Black Friday while the family picks up cheap Blu-Rays, Books, and Toys for extended family x-mas gifts. That's when I go hang out in the kitchenwares until they're ready to go.

And it's not about hating Walmart or Target. It's about me not needing much in the way of housewares, and never buying clothes at superstores. I go to; the market for food, HD or Lowes for hardware, Bed Bath and Beyond for all that stuff, Dick's Sporting Good stores for tees, shorts and sneaks, . . . and Polo, Eddie Bauer, Brooks Bros. etc for clothes, depending what I need, and that's it. Except Cargo Largo when I visit KC. Always gotta stop at Cargo Largo.

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 05:25 PM
In complete honesty, the only time I set foot in Target is Black Friday while the family picks up cheap Blu-Rays, Books, and Toys for extended family x-mas gifts. That's when I go hang out in the kitchenwares until they're ready to go.

People....still shop at stores for Christmas gifts?

There's this thing called....

Well, here; have a link:

http://www.amazon.com/ref=nav_logo

chiefs1111
05-07-2015, 05:38 PM
People....still shop at stores for Christmas gifts?

There's this thing called....

Well, here; have a link:

http://www.amazon.com/ref=nav_logo

This. I do all my shopping for the holidays on Amazon and have Amazon prime.

notorious
05-07-2015, 05:39 PM
If I ordered it, it would probably be a used/returned item.

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 05:41 PM
This. I do all my shopping for the holidays on Amazon and have Amazon prime.

You got that right. I'll never buy jack OR shit for Christmas from a store and mail/ship that shit evar again.

MFAMAZONFTW.

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 05:42 PM
If I ordered it, it would probably be a used/returned item.

Refurbished cookies are the shiz-nit!

notorious
05-07-2015, 05:43 PM
Refurbished cookies are the shiz-nit!

After a hard day of work, I am pretty lazy.

Refurb cookies have already been chewed, so it cuts out one more step of effort.

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 05:46 PM
After a hard day of work, I am pretty lazy.

Refurb cookies have already been chewed, so it cuts out one more step of effort.

ROFL

It all comes down to time and energy.

Baby Lee
05-07-2015, 05:51 PM
People....still shop at stores for Christmas gifts?

There's this thing called....

Well, here; have a link:

http://www.amazon.com/ref=nav_logo

I hear ya, next year for Christmas we're just emailing each other bitcoin, and faxing the turkey dressing.

http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/video/video.snl.com/Update_Thursday_Drunk_Uncle.png

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-07-2015, 05:52 PM
I hear ya, next year for Christmas we're just emailing each other bitcoin, and faxing the turkey dressing.



Progressive!/Cosmo

Pasta Little Brioni
05-07-2015, 09:23 PM
Baby Lee has watched every episode of TV ever created.

Fire Me Boy!
05-07-2015, 09:28 PM
I figured that's why you two love that shit hole. I'll concede the cookware and cutlery, because Wal Mart's versions are pure shit.

But, I figured two high-falutin' chefs such as yourselves would buy your gear from RESTAURANT SUPPLY?!?!?!?



I honestly rarely go to Target. But I don't go to Walmart.

As far as cookware and cutlery, I do my research and buy from Amazon mostly.

kysirsoze
05-08-2015, 01:01 AM
For an extra $500, Madison Bumgarner will actually bury it.

My God. How many threads has Rain Man just ruined by dropping the perfect post in the first ten responses. This guy must be stopped.

Imon Yourside
05-08-2015, 02:09 AM
That's a banning from the cooking thread. Target has a decent kitchenware section with competitive prices. Could've at least gotten some decent silicone utensils, if not a pot or two.

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