Ingrown Pubic Hair

[MrGiggity]

I have an ingrown pube. I shave my short and curlies on a regular basis and I'm guessing this is the cause. If it is an ingrown pubic hair, does anybody know any home remedies I can use to treat it? If it is not an ingrown pubic hair, it is probably an STD of some sort. Any home remedies for STDS? Thanks.

[eDave]

This is a football forum. Take this shit to DC.

[TimBone]

I believe this was the start of what kept BIG CAT out the whole season last year. Good luck. It was nice knowing you, bud.

[lewdog]

PICS????

[Bwana]

It sounds like a job for the alligator lopper.

http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/alligator-pruners.jpg?w=1000&h=1000

[eDave]

PICS????

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[MrGiggity]

It sounds like a job for the alligator lopper.

http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/alligator-pruners.jpg?w=1000&h=1000

Oh sweet jesus.

[cmh6476]

giggity

[lewdog]

Well, since we can all pretend we haven't gotten these I'll go first.

Are we talking about a massive lump formed under the skin or just a small red spot? Edave wants PM'ed pictures first.

[eDave]

Well, since we can all pretend we haven't gotten these I'll go first.

Are we talking about a massive lump formed under the skin or just a small red spot? Edave wants PM'ed pictures first.

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[Rain Man]

I'm not a doctor, but that sounds like syphilis.

[srvy]

Stiff bristle wire brush followed with lighter fluid and a match.

[Bowser]

Weed whacker and bleach. Use the whacker to open the bump and bleach to clean it out.

[MrGiggity]

Weed whacker and bleach. Use the whacker to open the bump and bleach to clean it out.

Would anti-freeze be a good alternative?

[cdcox]

Soldering iron.

[Bowser]

Would anti-freeze be a good alternative?

Only as a salve after you're done with the rest.

[Buzz]

let it fester, it will pop on it's own.

[eDave]

Would anti-freeze be a good alternative?

Read the directions: Best taken internally. Shot gun that shit.

[bdj23]

Dig it out with a pin you moron.

[MrGiggity]

Dig it out with a pin you moron.

Would you like to do it with your teeth goodsir?

[notorious]

McGiggity thought he was a girl until he pissed out of one of his ingrown hair bumps.

[Bowser]

McGiggity thought he was a girl until he pissed out of one of his ingrown hair bumps.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--NHbAhz8I--/18qrgz9ggjw6wgif.gif

[The Franchise]

Had one of these when I was over in the desert.

Popped it and used rubbing alcohol. Still have a scar.

[Bowser]

Had one of these when I was over in the desert.

Popped it and used rubbing alcohol. Still have a scar.

That wasn't an ingrown hair. That was a gift from a Lackland hooor. :D

[eDave]

That wasn't an ingrown hair. That was a gift from a Lackland hooor. :D

Doesn't sound like you did that right.


EDIT: Well fuck. Meant to quote Pestilence.

[J Diddy]

Had one of them once. Looked down and I just seen red. I picked up a Kaiser Blade that was sittin' there by the screen door. Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. It's kindly a wood handle, kind of like an axe handle. With a long blade on it shaped kinda like a bananer. Mhm. Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other. Mhm. It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and whatnot. Well, I went in there, in the house, and I hit that bump upside the head with it, knocked him off my pecker, mhm. I reckon that didn't quite satisfy me. So I hit him again with it in the neck, the sharp edge, and just plumb near cut his head off, killed him.

[MMXcalibur]

Jesus Christ, August can't come soon enough.

[MrGiggity]

McGiggity thought he was a girl until he pissed out of one of his ingrown hair bumps.

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[eDave]

I shave my junk daily. Better than yoga, and no puss filled in-growns.

Clean up fella!

[Saccopoo]

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/984fb099.jpg

[ChiefRocka]

You need to take a very fine needle and run it under hot water first then iodine to sterilize, then gently take the needle to your pubic region and stab yourself in your right eye, rinse and repeat.

[FlaChief58]

Where's couch tater when we need him?

[ChiefRocka]

let it fester, it will pop on it's own.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/addamsfamily/images/c/c6/Festermovie.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20111109220851

[eDave]

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/addamsfamily/images/c/c6/Festermovie.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20111109220851

I had a pimple that looked exactly like this in high school.

[listopencil]

Are you sure it's not your dick?

[A Salt Weapon]

Man I got one of these shortly after my divorce, tried leaving it alone and got a huge fucking bump. Always pussing and shit. I was pissed, it looked bad. Thought it was an std, got tested, nope. Finally caved in and lanced the shit out of the whole area, took bout another two weeks to heal. It's still slightly noticeable and I'm afraid to shave again.

[Coochie liquor]

PIIYB

[ThaVirus]

I don't shave for this reason.

Just take the clippers and put a 1/8" guard on it. Pros: it gives you a relatively close "shave" and no more ingrown hairs. Cons: you then have to shave your head (maybe face?) with dick clippers. Pros again: it's your dick. Cons again: your clippers still touched a dick.

[J Diddy]

I don't shave for this reason.

Just take the clippers and put a 1/8" guard on it. Pros: it gives you a relatively close "shave" and no more ingrown hairs. Cons: you then have to shave your head (maybe face?) with dick clippers. Pros again: it's your dick. Cons again: your clippers still touched a dick.

You do realize you can buy a pair of extra clippers for the purpose of trimming south of the border right?

[ThaVirus]

You do realize you can buy a pair of extra clippers for the purpose of trimming south of the border right?


That's a waste of my hard earned mulah. I just run some alcohol on the blade after I'm finished.

Besides, a little bit of dick residue never hurt nobody.

[Bewbies]

My brother told me he once used beard trimmers to trim up his nether region, then he put the clippers back in the box and returned them to Wal-Mart. LMAO

[WhawhaWhat]

You probably just need some Valtrex.

[WhitiE]

Man I got one of these shortly after my divorce, tried leaving it alone and got a huge fucking bump. Always pussing and shit. I was pissed, it looked bad. Thought it was an std, got tested, nope. Finally caved in and lanced the shit out of the whole area, took bout another two weeks to heal. It's still slightly noticeable and I'm afraid to shave again.

Same.

[scho63]

Trimming your manly bits is acceptable.

Shaving them completely is not unless you are a porn star or gay or both! You got a good reminder why not.

Easy area to get bumps and ingrown hairs with all the friction and rubbing together.