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teedubya
06-24-2015, 02:12 PM
I took my wife to see Smashing Pumpkins in KC a couple of nights ago. This lady 3 rows in front of us, took about 17 different selfie opps during the 2+ hour concert.

I tried to take a picture of her each time... however, I gave up after like 5 times.

However, if you do this. Fuck you. Take one or two pictures, if you must... but more than that, and your and idiot.

http://i.imgur.com/9QZC0X1.png

Detoxing
06-24-2015, 02:15 PM
Concerts where people actually sit down in the front rows? Never been to one...

kcjayhawks5
06-24-2015, 02:18 PM
Selfies are stupid.

Iconic
06-24-2015, 02:18 PM
#oldpeopleproblems

thabear04
06-24-2015, 02:21 PM
At least she didnt carry one of these selfie sticks.

https://qzprod.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/selfie-stick.jpg?w=940

Rausch
06-24-2015, 02:22 PM
Selfies are stupid.

Selfies are fucking girl scout badges.

It's just not enough to do things you enjoy and be happy. No, you need to have the badge on facebook to show off.

"And here's my vacation badge, and my badge for meeting a famous person, and my badge that proves at least 3 people will be seen with me in public, and my..."

mac459
06-24-2015, 02:22 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c6/36/d7/c636d778a2b484c061269a1aaaf4345e.jpg

Bearcat
06-24-2015, 02:29 PM
I don't care as long as they're not blocking something important.... I see people do it on TV at hockey games and it bugs me, much less if I was actually sitting behind them... and some will do it every freakin' time the camera moves over them.

Didn't know they were in town, it was a pretty good show a couple years ago at Sandstone... a good mix of hits and other stuff, since it was the first show in KC since Billy had told the crowd "I'll play whatever I fucking want".

KC native
06-24-2015, 02:37 PM
You should whine about it more on message boards. I'm totally sure that will stop people from taking selfies in the future. :thumb:

Bugeater
06-24-2015, 02:40 PM
I take awesome selfies like this one

Rausch
06-24-2015, 02:40 PM
You should whine about it more on message boards. I'm totally sure that will stop the Chiefs from choking playoff games away in the future. :thumb:

FYP...

-King-
06-24-2015, 02:50 PM
How are you, the guy taking pictures of random people (and then posting them on the internet as a way of shaming them), any better?

KC native
06-24-2015, 02:51 PM
How are you, the guy taking pictures of random people (and then posting them on the internet as a way of shaming them), any better?

bcuz not a selfie. itz a creepshot. itz totally different.

KCUnited
06-24-2015, 02:52 PM
You wouldn't think Wilson Phillips would be that star struck.

DMAC
06-24-2015, 02:54 PM
Where did you watch them? A seminar on logistics or something?

gblowfish
06-24-2015, 02:55 PM
I went to see Frampton/Cheap Trick at Starlight last week. These two women would not STFU. They talked and talked and talked and talked until finally, I turned around and said "Hey, it's a concert, STFU!!"

They got up and left to continue their conversation elsewhere. People are much ruder now in public then they used to be. People talk and use phones in the movies too, and that pisses me off.

Rausch
06-24-2015, 02:56 PM
You wouldn't think Wilson Phillips would be that star struck.

That's Heart dude...

Tribal Warfare
06-24-2015, 02:59 PM
Nope, you are begging to get stuff ripped off and stolen.

Detoxing
06-24-2015, 03:00 PM
"Hey, it's a concert, STFU!!"



Huh?

A concert in which i can hear the conversation behind me sounds like a boring ass concert.

Such a foreign concept to me.

KCUnited
06-24-2015, 03:01 PM
Despite all your rage, hopefully you enjoyed the show.

wazu
06-24-2015, 03:04 PM
You took her picture five times? Weirdo.

DMAC
06-24-2015, 03:07 PM
Despite all your rage, hopefully you enjoyed the show.

:clap:

Iowanian
06-24-2015, 03:36 PM
Despite all your rage you are still just a rat in a cage.

Rausch
06-24-2015, 03:37 PM
Despite all your rage you are still just a rat in a cage.

In truth he should be angry about how $#itty Corgan's vocals are live...

Pitt Gorilla
06-24-2015, 03:40 PM
Sounds like the bitterness of one who's left alone.

Rausch
06-24-2015, 03:44 PM
Sounds like the bitterness of one who's left alone.

Not really.

What self-centered ass wants pics of mostly themselves with some of the event behind them? Really?

The important thing in the picture is you and not what's going on?...

cosmo20002
06-24-2015, 03:48 PM
Huh?

A concert in which i can hear the conversation behind me sounds like a boring ass concert.

Such a foreign concept to me.

This--and the sitting down in the front. WTF?

cosmo20002
06-24-2015, 03:51 PM
Selfies never became annoying until people started calling them selfies.
Having a picture taken with you in it is not actually a new concept.

Donger
06-24-2015, 03:51 PM
I don't go to "concerts" and I've never taken a "selfie," so I'm good in teedubya's eyes.

ping2000
06-24-2015, 03:51 PM
Probably the same bitch who was at a Yes concert years ago that starting at the first song yelled "Play Owner of a Lonely Heart" continuously the entire show.

SAUTO
06-24-2015, 03:53 PM
who really gives a fuck? i mean at least she was taking pictures of someone she actually knows

KC native
06-24-2015, 03:54 PM
I don't go to "concerts" and I've never taken a "selfie," so I'm good in teedubya's eyes.

2 questions.

Why did you put concerts in quotation marks?

Why don't you go to concerts?

Rausch
06-24-2015, 03:55 PM
Selfies never became annoying until people started calling them selfies.
Having a picture taken with you in it is not actually a new concept.

That's not how selfies work.

You need a good 40.

Donger
06-24-2015, 03:56 PM
Probably the same bitch who was at a Yes concert years ago that starting at the first song yelled "Play Owner of a Lonely Heart" continuously the entire show.

https://youtu.be/aQMLuXQCtp8?t=57m4s

cosmo20002
06-24-2015, 03:56 PM
2 questions.

Why did you put concerts in quotation marks?

Why don't you go to concerts?

I was wondering that myself.
In Donger's homeland they must call them something else.

Ceej
06-24-2015, 03:56 PM
I take awesome selfies like this one

Are you looking through an anus?

Donger
06-24-2015, 03:58 PM
2 questions.

Why did you put concerts in quotation marks?

Why don't you go to concerts?

It seemed appropriate.

I don't like crowds, rhythmically moving the human body to music or loud sounds.

Coochie liquor
06-24-2015, 04:10 PM
I usually only take pics of people who are taking pics of people who are taking selfies!!

DaFace
06-24-2015, 04:15 PM
<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Nj-CarSGo-4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rain Man
06-24-2015, 04:15 PM
I can't stand people who smoke marijuana at concerts.

cosmo20002
06-24-2015, 04:16 PM
It seemed appropriate.

I don't like crowds, rhythmically moving the human body to music or loud sounds.

LMAO Donger, you're one odd chap

Rausch
06-24-2015, 04:16 PM
It seemed appropriate.

I don't like crowds, rhythmically moving the human body to music or loud sounds.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/25/article-1268735-094D92B4000005DC-140_468x326.jpg

Coochie liquor
06-24-2015, 04:18 PM
I can't stand people who smoke marijuana at concerts.

So you probably enjoy Michael Bolton comcerts??

Donger
06-24-2015, 04:18 PM
I can't stand people who smoke marijuana at concerts.

Just there? If one more person says to me: "Oh! Rocky Mountain High, eh!?" when they find out I'm from Colorado, I'm going to begin throwing dead midgets at people.

Donger
06-24-2015, 04:19 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/25/article-1268735-094D92B4000005DC-140_468x326.jpg

what are you implying?

Rausch
06-24-2015, 04:21 PM
what are you implying?

Never been to a football match?

Donger
06-24-2015, 04:21 PM
Never been to a football match?

Not a professional one, no.

Rain Man
06-24-2015, 04:33 PM
So you probably enjoy Michael Bolton comcerts??

There are other criteria besides a lack of marijuana smokers, and some of them are even more important. But the non-marijuana thing is up there.

And why do people smoke marijuana at concerts anyway? Aare they really trying to mellow out and have a zen moment in a crowd of 20,000 people? It makes no sense at all. They should be drinking mountain dew.

eDave
06-24-2015, 04:41 PM
There are other criteria besides a lack of marijuana smokers, and some of them are even more important. But the non-marijuana thing is up there.

And why do people smoke marijuana at concerts anyway? Aare they really trying to mellow out and have a zen moment in a crowd of 20,000 people? It makes no sense at all. They should be drinking mountain dew.

Somewhat.

JakeLV
06-24-2015, 04:49 PM
Take one or two pictures, if you must... but more than that, and your and idiot.

I am apparently the only grammar nazi here... I can't help myself in this sort of context.

Queue the "If you do this in threads. **** you." thread

DaFace
06-24-2015, 04:56 PM
I am apparently the only grammar nazi here... I can't help myself in this sort of context.

Queue the "If you do this in threads. **** you." thread

n00b

Rausch
06-24-2015, 05:01 PM
I am apparently the only grammar nazi here... I can't help myself in this sort of context.

Queue the "If you do this in threads. **** you." thread

Never go full n00b...

Deberg_1990
06-24-2015, 05:01 PM
I enjoy leering at all the hot chicks selfies on my Facebook feed.

srvy
06-24-2015, 05:05 PM
Despite all your rage you are still just a rat in a cage.

LMAO

MTG#10
06-24-2015, 05:06 PM
Wow, I didnt even know they were still together. I saw them in the mid 90's, and I can assure you nobody was sitting down.

srvy
06-24-2015, 05:07 PM
In truth he should be angry about how $#itty Corgan's vocals are live...

They were not good recorded either.

jspchief
06-24-2015, 05:07 PM
Selfies are fucking girl scout badges.

It's just not enough to do things you enjoy and be happy. No, you need to have the badge on facebook to show off.

"And here's my vacation badge, and my badge for meeting a famous person, and my badge that proves at least 3 people will be seen with me in public, and my..."
Ha. This sums it up nicely.

listopencil
06-24-2015, 05:23 PM
Just there? If one more person says to me: "Oh! Rocky Mountain High, eh!?" when they find out I'm from Colorado, I'm going to begin throwing dead midgets at people.

Where do you get your dead midgets? I'm running low and my supplier is back logged.

srvy
06-24-2015, 05:31 PM
Probably the same bitch who was at a Yes concert years ago that starting at the first song yelled "Play Owner of a Lonely Heart" continuously the entire show.

Long long time ago went to a Headeast concert. Crowd kept chanting "Never been any Reason" but there was a good reason. Those shitbums didn't have any other material and drug that song out to the last song. They didnt give an encore and no one really wanted one.

Donger
06-24-2015, 05:38 PM
Where do you get your dead midgets? I'm running low and my supplier is back logged.

I'd rather not say, particularly if supply is limited. I trust that you understand.

Radar Chief
06-24-2015, 05:39 PM
I can't stand people who smoke marijuana at concerts and don't share.

Just say'n.

KurtCobain
06-24-2015, 05:55 PM
I take awesome selfies like this one

he really does I'm proud of him for an old guy.

Easy 6
06-24-2015, 06:00 PM
Selfies never became annoying until people started calling them selfies.

This is quite true.

Gonzo
06-24-2015, 06:22 PM
I'm such a rebel. No Facebook and never a selfie.

Rausch
06-24-2015, 06:22 PM
I'm such a rebel. No Facebook and never a selfie.

Ditto.

No cell phone here either...

Easy 6
06-24-2015, 06:26 PM
No cell phone here either...

Now THAT shit is rebel.

I have a cell, but only a flip phone... don't need a computer with me everywhere I go.

MeatRock
06-24-2015, 06:27 PM
Should have just snuck up slowly to the empty seats behind the women and lightly crop dusted the area. They would have likely done 1 of 2 things. Sit down in disgust with hands over noses or clear out.

Problem solved.

Rausch
06-24-2015, 06:32 PM
Should have just snuck up slowly to the empty seats behind the women and lightly crop dusted the area. They would have likely done 1 of 2 things. Sit down in disgust with hands over noses or clear out.

Problem solved.

Or spray some of this (http://www.liquidass.com/liquid-ass) on one of their seats...

MeatRock
06-24-2015, 06:35 PM
ROFL

PHOG
06-24-2015, 07:19 PM
Or spray some of this (http://www.liquidass.com/liquid-ass) on one of their seats...

LMAO

alanm
06-24-2015, 07:26 PM
It's mostly a woman thing. Guys don't much care for such nonsense. Women have to prove that they have somewhat of a life. :shrug:

alanm
06-24-2015, 07:52 PM
I can't stand people who smoke marijuana at concerts.Kevin weren't you ever young once? Didn't you ever go to shows. I was there before it became my job to enforce those laws federally. But I am retired now. And I don't give a shit then or now about what goes on at concerts. Much less a individual enjoying a joint. :shake:

alanm
06-24-2015, 07:58 PM
Ditto.

No cell phone here either...I'm proud of you but I still have to have one because I'm still being consulted. And I do Insurance investigations.

alanm
06-24-2015, 08:00 PM
Long long time ago went to a Headeast concert. Crowd kept chanting "Never been any Reason" but there was a good reason. Those shitbums didn't have any other material and drug that song out to the last song. They didnt give an encore and no one really wanted one.Jefftown Creek?

Psyko Tek
06-24-2015, 08:02 PM
I am apparently the only grammar nazi here... I can't help myself in this sort of context.

Queue the "If you do this in threads. **** you." thread

fuckin' n00b

teedubya
06-24-2015, 08:24 PM
This should be stated... It was "Smashing Pumpkins" with only Billy Corgan playing. He did have a guy playing accompanying for a few songs, but mostly just him. Super melancholy. Not a lot of jamming during this plainsong tour.

Coochie liquor
06-24-2015, 08:59 PM
There are other criteria besides a lack of marijuana smokers, and some of them are even more important. But the non-marijuana thing is up there.

And why do people smoke marijuana at concerts anyway? Aare they really trying to mellow out and have a zen moment in a crowd of 20,000 people? It makes no sense at all. They should be drinking mountain dew.

If you don't smoke the herbs and vibe with the music.... You won't understand!

rocknrolla
06-24-2015, 09:55 PM
This--and the sitting down in the front. WTF?

It looks like a wedding reception,

eDave
06-24-2015, 10:51 PM
Where was this show? Looks like the main stage at a riverboat casino. Not much of a stage show.

Bet Corgan just loves that his show is a selfie background.

Bwana
06-25-2015, 05:27 AM
I was at a concert a few weeks ago and some old hide was doing that crap. It dark and this narcissistic old dry box kept doing the selfie thing two rows in front of us. Every time the flash would go off it was like looking into the sun. She was doing it non-stop and had to have 100 pictures of herself by the time she was done. I could understand a little more if she was 16, but this old battle axe had to be at least 55.

Graystoke
06-25-2015, 06:54 AM
Remember when concerts were fun?
You had a bic lighter and a bowl of reefer.
You danced up front with a girl on your back with her titties on your head?
You vomited all over the place because you drank to much boones farm.
Ya...good times
And fuck selfies.

KCUnited
06-25-2015, 07:04 AM
My concert/show beef happened last weekend when this metal band, playing a small bar, was cool with the sound check but spent 40 fucking minutes trying to get the lights "just right". Then, right when they're getting ready to play they fire up a fog machine in a bar that holds 150 people tops. These assholes thought they were playing Wembley Stadium or something and I had a migraine and a cyst on a lung by their 2nd song.

Pitt Gorilla
06-25-2015, 08:22 AM
Not really.

What self-centered ass wants pics of mostly themselves with some of the event behind them? Really?

The important thing in the picture is you and not what's going on?...It's a line from "Disarm."

Demonpenz
06-25-2015, 10:49 AM
I went and saw the Lead Singer of Forienger play at shawnee mission days last month. I screamed out "IT FEELS LIKE THE 1000 BILLIONTH TIME" when It feels like the first time came on. I drank some nyquil and got high then barfed on the tilt-a-wirl

salame
06-25-2015, 11:46 AM
did you hear the jackass scream like 3 times during landslide?