Thanks to Chiefs Planet I (...........)

[Demonpenz]

Now think of a horny penis when I hear the name Randy Johnson.

[KurtCobain]

Handy Johnson

[KC native]

think of an old, dirty vagina when I see the name Rusty Kuntz.

[bevischief]

Then the midgets

[Demonpenz]

Became a top tier poster.

[KC native]

Became a top tier poster.

You, sir, need to report to that thread so I can assign you to the proper tier.

[BigMeatballDave]

know there are people who know less than I do about football.

[loochy]

think "Q" when somebody repeats a story

[Sofa King]

know how to be an insulting, rude, piece of shit to other people but still manage to hold myself above everyone else despite my enormous deficiencies in life. Also, my girlfriend is a 10/10.

[Bowser]

know my wife got fat thanks to Phobia.

[KCUnited]

Remember Dick Curl every time I see a xztop123 post.

[Demonpenz]

I use Fex-Ex so my Big Bertha Driver isn't busted to shit.

[Deberg_1990]

have become an expert at grading mock drafts
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[Bowser]

I use Fex-Ex so my Big Bertha Driver isn't busted to shit.

LMAO

Get the insurance next time. Trust me.

[Bufkin]

hate Mexicans.

[Rain Man]

...feel better about myself and worse about the Chiefs.

[Why Not?]

Spend to much time reading and chiming in on a lot of stuff that doesn't really matter

[Coochie liquor]

… Have learned to enjoy the taste of anti-freeze!

[Perineum Ripper]

Wish EbolAids on random people at the grocery store because the way they push their cart angers me

[Coochie liquor]

… Realized that everyone on this site has a dick the size of Shaquille O'Neill's arm holding a basketball, and is married to e Swedish Bikini model! Well except for me, because I'm the only one who likes fat girls...on this planet.

[The Franchise]

Hate true fans of any team when I meet them in real life.

My brother is a true fan. :facepalm:

[Perineum Ripper]

Hate true fans of any team when I meet them in real life.

My brother is a true fan. :facepalm:

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[KC_Lee]

Am not sure if John Goodman is alive or dead.

[crazycoffey]

Profile black people. I didn't used to be racist, but now I know I am.....

[Lonewolf Ed]

Now think of a horny penis when I hear the name Randy Johnson.

How does the Roman name Maximus Ejaculus grab ya??

[Renegade]

..... look at a bottle of Grape Gatorade the same way

[KurtCobain]

Want to kill Matt Cassel.

[KCTitus]

....have learned that, I too, can break down 'game film'....

[FlaChief58]

I found a remedy for constipation

[FlaChief58]

I know what a sefie stick is (although I wish I didn't)

[Three7s]

Have realized that "true fans" and "realists" can never live together in peace.

[Beef Supreme]

I know that random children at Guitar Center are the future of music.

[FlaChief58]

I know midget's are a wild and crazy bunch of freaks

[FlaChief58]

Learned that some folks like to lick ass

[DMAC]

still frequent a Chiefs board even though I really don't like the NFL or the Chiefs anymore.

[FlaChief58]

found out hogs like to be jerked off

[FlaChief58]

know what a fetzer valve is

[KurtCobain]

Learned from loochy that that's what she said.

[FlaChief58]

know Hometeam has thick skin and the Fisty thread is the funniest shit ever

[Bob Dole]

Enjoy peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[shakesthecat]

Admit it's comb over

[Kman34]

....understand what "Mob Mentality" means....

[Kman34]

...shaved my head and grew a goatee...

[Coochie liquor]

...am less productive at work.

[FlaChief58]

Know some killer strains of weed

[Prison Bitch]

....learned people actually watch sporting events live. Even in the era of DVR

[saphojunkie]

Hate Chiefs fans.

[Coochie liquor]

...know people would rather do some FUCKED UP SHIT, than read a Deberg thread!!

[C3HIEF3S]

Hope Solo no longer has me thinking Arby's.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Don't let my son mow lawns for women.

[Pablo]

....learned people actually watch sporting events live. Even in the era of DVRYou have to be some sort of twisted fuck to DVR sports.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

...learned that chiefs fans know nothing of reality or history, and will continue to support a mediocre product with hopes, wishes, and duct tape.

[BigMeatballDave]

Hope Solo no longer has me thinking Arby's.

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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You have to be some sort of twisted fuck to DVR sports.

Eh, if you work nights, I could see it.

[Demonpenz]

well fuck if you actually do your job correctly they will put you on a normal shift. The suck ass people get put on nights

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

well fuck if you actually do your job correctly they will put you on a normal shift. The suck ass people get put on nights

Mikman is going to show up and whip someone's ass with this kind of talk.

[Prison Bitch]

You have to be some sort of twisted **** to watch advertisements.

FYP

[Donger]

My children now ask, "Did a squirrel eat your brain?" whenever the other does something silly or foolish.

[J Diddy]

cannot take a poop without judging it for girth, coarseness or length.

I have yet to land a perfect 10 but when I do the world will know.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I just realized; Baby Lee is MIA.

?

[hometeam]

know more about hog insemination than I ever thought I would

[stevieray]

Went to the Super Bowl.

[lewdog]

I....tell my wife I have AIDS whenever I don't feel well.

[mdchiefsfan]

know my wife got fat thanks to Phobia.

Boy or a girl? :D

[mdchiefsfan]

....have learned that, I too, can break down 'game film'....

But do you whip out your Big Board come draft season?

[Coochie liquor]

.... know to never go down on Mahi Mikes wife, and never go out partying with Jim Jones.

[Perineum Ripper]

Learned Direckshun has a whore for a mother

[RedandGold]

...tried Q39 the last time I was in KC

[Hammock Parties]

Got a life.

[Marcellus]

look for bullet holes before buying any used refrigerator.

[Bowser]

I just realized; Baby Lee is MIA.

?

So is Direckshun...

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[Renegade]

....try to coast into the garage after hitting the garage door opener. There is a science to achieving this.

[KCTitus]

...have learned that one should avoid applying IcyHot in the gentlemens region...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

STEEL MEN ARE COMING! !!

[sd4chiefs]

have learned that social media is going to destroy the Human race.

[Dartgod]

have made a few lifelong friends. You know who you are.

The rest of you can eat shit. :D

[TimeForWasp]

Thanks to chiefsplanet I PIIHB

[ptlyon]

have made a few lifelong friends. You know who you are.

The rest of you can eat shit. :D

Same here, but dart isn't one of them :)

[Rain Man]

....try to coast into the garage after hitting the garage door opener. There is a science to achieving this.


And when you get a new car all those years of training go out the window. You have to start from scratch.

[Buehler445]

Think of "shower anal" whenever anybody discusses Marty Schottenhiemer.

[saphojunkie]

Got a life.

176,000 posts and counting.

[ExtremeChief]

Have seen Phobia naked... twice