View Full Version : Life Where the hell do you buy bottle rockets at in Missouri?
bdj23
06-26-2015, 05:31 PM
Riverside doesn't sell them anymore?
The fireworks stands in the West Bottoms are closed?
I thought this was America! Hook your neighbor up!
Deberg_1990
06-26-2015, 05:36 PM
Paging NZoner....,
Pasta Little Brioni
06-26-2015, 06:01 PM
I only sell snakes and sparklers
Chief Roundup
06-26-2015, 06:04 PM
Pyro Joes
Chief Roundup
06-26-2015, 06:06 PM
Oh and if you live in a city or corporate limits it is most likely against the law. It is a $250 fine for shooting fireworks in the city limits or near protected bodies of water such as lakes, rivers and some creeks.
Al Bundy
06-26-2015, 06:09 PM
Crazy Joes in the south part of the metro area..
TribalElder
06-26-2015, 06:10 PM
South side
Kman34
06-26-2015, 06:14 PM
Liberty tents has them.....
bdj23
06-26-2015, 06:15 PM
Oh and if you live in a city or corporate limits it is most likely against the law. It is a $250 fine for shooting fireworks in the city limits or near protected bodies of water such as lakes, rivers and some creeks.
I live in Lawrence, they are illegal everywhere in Kansas. But Riverside used to be the place to smuggle them back from.
Also, Crazy Harry's is gone? :(
ChiefsCountry
06-26-2015, 06:16 PM
I live in Lawrence, they are illegal everywhere in Kansas. But Riverside used to be the place to smuggle them back from.
Also, Crazy Harry's is gone? :(
PM Nzoner. He owns a firework stand.
Kman34
06-26-2015, 06:20 PM
I live in Lawrence, they are illegal everywhere in Kansas. But Riverside used to be the place to smuggle them back from.
Also, Crazy Harry's is gone? :(
Nope.....still there in Liberty...New ownership...think it's called Liberty Fireworks....
Used to work for Crazy Harry back in the day...Great time in my life
bdj23
06-26-2015, 06:22 PM
Nope.....still there in Liberty...New ownership...think it's called Liberty Fireworks....
Used to work for Crazy Harry back in the day...Great time in my life
That's good to hear, we tried to go to the Crazy Harry's in Riverside by the QT (I don't remember the name of the roads). The actual building fireworks stand.. But it looked like it was vacant
Dayze
06-26-2015, 07:04 PM
I bought mine from Nzoner. Bad news is I had to give hime a foot massage. But overall, I'd say it's worth it.
Munson
06-26-2015, 07:13 PM
I only sell snakes and sparklers
The good stuff!
lewdog
06-26-2015, 07:17 PM
Make sure you shoot them out your ass.
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Dayze
06-26-2015, 07:39 PM
LMAO
cosmo20002
06-26-2015, 08:04 PM
Oh and if you live in a city or corporate limits it is most likely against the law. It is a $250 fine for shooting fireworks in the city limits or near protected bodies of water such as lakes, rivers and some creeks.
Thanks, Obama
TribalElder
06-26-2015, 08:31 PM
I live in Lawrence, they are illegal everywhere in Kansas.
Kansas is a shitty place
LMAO @ assrocket
bdj23
06-26-2015, 08:33 PM
Thanks, Obama
Oh, fuck off. Cosmunist2002
Demonpenz
06-26-2015, 08:40 PM
lawrence is quiet and st joseph sounds like bag dad
KC native
06-26-2015, 11:42 PM
Hopefully Missouri didn't go the Texas route.
In Texas, you can only buy "bottle" rockets that have the legit wood dowel (sp?). The old school blue and red ones with the thin stick that you could throw are illegal in the entire state regardless of city ordinances.
eDave
06-27-2015, 12:02 AM
Make sure you shoot them out your ass.
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Way to go SCOTUS.
bevischief
06-27-2015, 08:33 AM
Paging NZoner....,
This. I just bought some there.
Couch-Potato
06-27-2015, 01:13 PM
I only sell snakes and sparklers
bahahaha
alpha_omega
06-27-2015, 09:14 PM
Got a gross of whistlers right here. Crazy joes.
Wish I'd have gotten them from Nzoner though.
KChiefs1
06-27-2015, 09:19 PM
I'm sure if you live in the city limits its illegal.
Valiant
06-28-2015, 12:57 AM
Wait.. Riverside does not have fireworks this year?? They have two permanent AC buildings.. I will look tomorrow.. If not, Platte City has em, Liberty has them, Independence off of 291 has them.
bdj23
06-28-2015, 01:14 PM
Wait.. Riverside does not have fireworks this year?? They have two permanent AC buildings.. I will look tomorrow.. If not, Platte City has em, Liberty has them, Independence off of 291 has them.
They had fireworks and the big bottle rockets on dal rods, but we were looking for the shitty Moon Traveler ones.
lewdog
06-28-2015, 02:03 PM
They had fireworks and the big bottle rockets on dal rods, but we were looking for the shitty Moon Traveler ones.
Whose ass are they going in?
bdj23
06-28-2015, 02:14 PM
Whose ass are they going in?
I'm going to shoot them out of the tip of my dick.
lewdog
06-28-2015, 02:22 PM
I'm going to shoot them out of the tip of my dick.
ROFL
I'm going to shoot them out of the tip of my dick.
Step 1: Tie a string around your dick. Attach very large bottle rockets to the other end of the string.
Step 2: Light bottle rockets and stand back a safe distance.
Step 3: ???????????????????????????????????????????
Step 4: Profit.
Scorp
06-28-2015, 06:33 PM
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chiefqueen
06-28-2015, 08:04 PM
I live in Lawrence, they are illegal everywhere in Kansas. But Riverside used to be the place to smuggle them back from.
Also, Crazy Harry's is gone? :(
You mean they're illegal even in Wyandotte County/KCK?
bdj23
06-28-2015, 08:50 PM
You mean they're illegal even in Wyandotte County/KCK?
I believe so, although I don't know for sure. That's what I've always been told.
oldman
06-29-2015, 05:56 AM
Bottle rockets are illegal in Kansas and it's been that way for quite a long time. Most cities have some kind of rules about what you can and cannot shoot within city limits, but I'm pretty sure you can do just about anything in the county.
penguinz
06-29-2015, 08:51 AM
<iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1nKS1BPD1_w?feature=player_detailpage" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" width="640"></iframe>False advertisement. It wasn't a bomb.
Radar Chief
06-29-2015, 10:34 AM
I only sell snakes and sparklers
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Nzoner
07-01-2015, 05:26 AM
I'm in St joseph right off I-29
Bottle rockets $1.49 gross
Triple whistler rockets $3.99 gross
Titanium Rockets $5.99 gross
Even have adult poppers $1.29 box
Nzoner
07-01-2015, 05:30 AM
Oh and sorry I just saw this I've been so damn busy I haven't had a chance to check in.
If anyone does reply and I can't get to it here please friend me at Pyro Joe on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/pyro.joe.7
and send me a message there,thanks.
Chief_For_Life58
07-01-2015, 08:00 AM
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