Needing deck builder or fence builders.

[Rain Man]

Okay, another rare work thread, but I'm getting killed here.

I need to interview business owners or managers at companies that build decks, fences, or other outdoor structures (e.g. gazebos). I'll pay them $150 for a half-hour interview, and I'll pay you $50 if you'll send them to me. This is real cash, not casino cash.

And I already interviewed phobia, so you don't get money for referring him.

There are a few geographic criteria. I'd prefer interviewing people in the following metro areas, but can consider others.

Atlanta
Austin
Boston
Chicago
Columbus, OH
Dallas
Des Moines
Detroit
Houston
Indianapolis
Los Angeles
Nashville
Miami
New York
Peoria, IL
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Portland
Rochester
Sacramento
San Francisco
San Jose
Seattle
Washington, DC

If you can help me get 23 interviews over the next week, I'll post a picture of my refrigerator magnet collection. And it's a really impressive collection.

[Bugeater]

Des Moines and freaking Peoria but no Omaha?

[Bowser]

You should interview Pink. I think she knows someone that might be a deck builder.

Should I PM my address to you for the finder's fee?

[Donger]

I can't help, so I offer this:

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[Bowser]

Des Moines and freaking Peoria but no Omaha?

Omahanians don't have nice things like "decks" or "gazebos". They blow all their money on those Herbie Husker doll things.

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/003/580/808/66c45f2de5debfcf2d2bf7040788a7dc_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75

Not creepy at all, btw.

[Beef Supreme]

What about upper deckers?

[Rain Man]

Des Moines and freaking Peoria but no Omaha?

Omaha is not on the leading edge of decksmanship.

But if you know someone, let me know. I may be able to bring them into the fold.

[NewChief]

You have the weirdest fucking job.

[srvy]

Omahanians don't have nice things like "decks" or "gazebos". They blow all their money on those Herbie Husker doll things.

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/003/580/808/66c45f2de5debfcf2d2bf7040788a7dc_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75

Not creepy at all, btw.

LMAO

[Perineum Ripper]

http://www.chinahush.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/20100704crushed08.jpg

This guy is really good..he charges a pretty flat rate for all work done

[gblowfish]

I have a buddy in Boston that may work out for you. I sent him an email to see if he's qualified to speak to the interview.

[gblowfish]

In suburbia, a man is measured by the size of his deck.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I may be able to help here. It's been years since I've spoken with these guys but friends of friends and hard cold cash may get you the results you seek. I'll let you know in the next day or so.

Edit: Seattle area btw

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He's going to want to know what's entailed. If it involves his bidding strategy and that type of thing he won't be interested I'm sure. Is he required to give any trade secrets here?

[Bugeater]

Omahanians don't have nice things like "decks" or "gazebos". They blow all their money on those Herbie Husker doll things.

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/003/580/808/66c45f2de5debfcf2d2bf7040788a7dc_crop_north.jpg?w=630&h=420&q=75

Not creepy at all, btw.

You're confusing us with Lincolnians. Here in Omaha we love Creighton.

[KC native]

I've built a deck before.

Am I eligible for the survey fee and referral fee?

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

I hear Billay has reviewed a few. Give him a PM

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I hear Billay has reviewed a few. Give him a PM

ROFL that's a solid memory right there. Whatever I've done to wrong you, I'm genuinely sorry. ROFL

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole has been drunk on a number of high quality decks and would be happy to help with your project.

[Rain Man]

I've built a deck before.

Am I eligible for the survey fee and referral fee?


Do you build at least ten a year? If so, you're in.

[KC native]

Do you build at least ten a year? If so, you're in.

I've built 1 deck in 20 years.

That should be sufficient. My deck expertise is only slightly questionable.

[Holladay]

You come to a KANSAS CITY football board offering money for help but the extensive list doesn't include the Kansas City area?

Must be a Denver fan:)

[Rain Man]

You come to a KANSAS CITY football board offering money for help but the extensive list doesn't include the Kansas City area?

Must be a Denver fan:)


I have a really good contact in the construction business in Kansas City, so I already met that quota. You may know him.

[Rain Man]

I've built 1 deck in 20 years.

That should be sufficient. My deck expertise is only slightly questionable.

You were this close. [Thumb and forefinger an inch apart.]

[Bwana]

Bob Dole has been drunk on a number of high quality decks and would be happy to help with your project.

And I have pissed off several of them if that works?

[Rain Man]

Sometimes I wonder if you people know anybody at all. Are you all hermits or something?

[Bwana]

Sometimes I wonder if you people know anybody at all. Are you all hermits or something?

So what did Phil say?

[patteeu]

Sometimes I wonder if you people know anybody at all. Are you all hermits or something?

Sorry. All my friends build swimming pools.

[Rain Man]

So what did Phil say?

Phil's a prince. I'm sending all my deck people to Phil from now on.

[Rain Man]

Sorry. All my friends build swimming pools.

I'll file that away for future reference.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

I overheard some pretty good looking young gals say that from now on, they won't date a fellow unless they know he has a really big deck.

[Bugeater]

Sometimes I wonder if you people know anybody at all. Are you all hermits or something?
I know a lot of people, but apparently they don't do much of anything.

[lewdog]

No Phoenix? There must be a reason.

[Rain Man]

No Phoenix? There must be a reason.

Do you know somebody? Do you know somebody? I can make an exception.