Any amateur doctors out there.....i need a diagnosis

[theultimatekcchiefsfan]

For the past few months i have been having some serious feet problems. The bottoms of my feet tingle and burn and and are constantly on my mind. I am almost positive it is some kind of nerve disorder. I cant wslk barefoot any more. Also my upper lip on left side has been going completely numb a few times........i have tried all kinds of shoe inserts and arch supports. Feels like the bottoms of my feet have fallen asleep. Help me please.

[Bob Dole]

Guillain-Barré

[Grim]

diabetic neuropathy?

[Saccopoo]

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[DaFace]

I diagnose you with "need to go to a doctor" syndrome.

[BWillie]

Super Ebol-Aids. That's what you have. Glad I could help.

[Kman34]

Did you walk in anti-freeze?? :shrug:

[Fish]

Rub some honey and lemon juice on it. My neighbor's yoga teacher says it cured his AIDS overnight.

[MTG#10]

Nerve problems aren't something you want to mess around with. Go see a doctor ASAP.

[Perineum Ripper]

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Man the fuck up

[Why Not?]

There's no place I trust more for my medical advice than an online sports message board.

[BigMeatballDave]

diabetic neuropathy?This. I was going ask if he is diabetic.

[ChiTown]

For the past few months i have been having some serious feet problems. The bottoms of my feet tingle and burn and and are constantly on my mind. I am almost positive it is some kind of nerve disorder. I cant wslk barefoot any more. Also my upper lip on left side has been going completely numb a few times........i have tried all kinds of shoe inserts and arch supports. Feels like the bottoms of my feet have fallen asleep. Help me please.

Wait, why are you asking CP and not seeking the help of a Professional? Those are serious problems that need to be diagnosed by a Doctor, not a bunch of smartass nerds on a Football Message Board Site. Dude...........

[Fish]

Have you tried striking the affected area with a hammer?

[SPchief]

Jam an icepick in your eye. Won't feel the pain in your feet anymore

[srvy]

Morton's neuroma possibly read this and see if any symptoms sound like yours. I have this bitch of a nerve problem.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/mortons-neuroma/basics/definition/con-20026482

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton's_neuroma

[KCUnited]

Lisfranc or a tumor on your spine would be my guess.

[Eleazar]

Distant neurological symptoms all on one side and appearing at the same time = go to the doctor.

[BlackHelicopters]

Diabetes

[Dave Lane]

The signs and symptoms of diabetic neuropathy vary, depending on the type of neuropathy and which nerves are affected.

Peripheral neuropathy

Peripheral neuropathy is the most common form of diabetic neuropathy. Your feet and legs are often affected first, followed by your hands and arms. Signs and symptoms of peripheral neuropathy are often worse at night, and may include:

Numbness or reduced ability to feel pain or temperature changes
A tingling or burning sensation
Sharp pains or cramps
Increased sensitivity to touch — for some people, even the weight of a bed sheet can be agonizing
Muscle weakness
Loss of reflexes, especially in the ankle
Loss of balance and coordination
Serious foot problems, such as ulcers, infections, deformities, and bone and joint pain

[Mr. Laz]

diabetic neuropathy?

this


go to the doctor ... now

[srvy]

I didnt read the numbness in lip. Thats odd and disturbing get to a Dr. Better to be safe than sorry dont stroke out.

[ptlyon]

These are all symptoms of being a life long Chiefs fan.

Do you notice irritability about the middle of October as well?

[Gonzo]

Do you have the beetus? If you don't know, go get looked at. This sounds like it could be anything from you thing your shoes too tight to ALS. Go get looked at dumbass.

[Lonewolf Ed]

I agree with the others who said diabetic neuropathy. I have something similar due to chemo and it always feels like I have sand in my socks even if I am barefooted, and I fear it may be permanent. See a doc about this asap.

[Fish]

According to WebMD, you've got about 3 hours to live.

[sd4chiefs]

GET YOUR ASS TO A DOCTOR AND HAVE YOUR BLOOD TESTED NOW!!!!!!!!!:doh!:

[Bwana]

I diagnose you with "need to go to a doctor" syndrome.

Yep

[Hootie]

MS? A family member of mine was having foot issues and they couldn't figure it out until they did a CAT Scan and figured out she had MS ... fortunately, after treatment, it has gone into full remission but it bothered her for over a year and they couldn't figure it out until the CAT Scan

[FlaChief58]

Rub some dirt on it and get back in there

[C3HIEF3S]

There's no place I trust more for my medical advice than an online sports message board.

And CP barely qualifies as that LMAO


Just go see a doctor, OP. I used to always try online diagnosis myself. Didn't end well, made me depressed and put my anxiety through the roof.

[DaNewGuy]

I dropped outta high school so I really can't offer you any advice.... Stay in school?

[FlaChief58]

I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holliday Inn express last night. Hookers and blow will clear that shit right up. Trust me

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Every time I have symptoms like those listed above I guzzle a 12 pack and a half pint of Jim Beam and by golly the symptoms disappear.

Doctors are dumb. Don't waste your time with them.

[scho63]

Lisfranc or a tumor on your spine would be my guess.

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[scho63]

Also this may be your problem

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[Buzz]

Gongarita, chop your ear off and learn to paint. Weed will cure it and ease the pain.

[SAUTO]

Your dick is broken