McDonald's employee fired for putting his mixtapes in happy meals

[Bufkin]

Excuse my language on the Sabbath, but this is some bitch made bullshit. (that he was fired)
http://79t2s2g2fdudz5l.zippykid.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/IMG_6229-0.jpg
CHICAGO – A Chicago teenager named Tyshaun Granger was reportedly fired from his job at McDonalds for allegedly placing his “mixtape” in children’s Happy Meal’s, rather than the usual toy.

Tyshaun apparently included his rap mixtape in the happy meals within a paper disc holder. On the mixtapes was printed the title of the project; “Tales Of A Real N*gga” was printed on the discs with a sharpie marker.
“I bought my son a happy meal and inside came a mysterious cd” says Sarah Platt, “I, like any other parent, would assume the cd was for children. I played the cd in my car for my son while we drove home and lord Jesus have mercy on Tyshaun, the mixtape was dreadful. Not only was it completely inappropriate, but it was also the weakest set of bars I’ve ever heard” finished Platt.

It is believed that Tyshaun has been sneaking his mixtape in happy meals for about 2 weeks already, and can be up to 300 meals. Oddly, no parents before Platt had confronted Tyshaun or even bothered to speak to the store manager about the mixtapes, experts believe the parents and children might have actually enjoyed the trap beats included in the mixtapes. Tyshaun has since been fired from McDonald’s.
http://huzlers.com/mcdonalds-employee-fired-for-placing-his-mixtape-in-childrens-happy-meals/

[Mr. Flopnuts]

When did they start calling this shit bars? I'm officially old now. I get it. What's the reason they're called bars?

[BigMeatballDave]

Mixtape? Is this story from the 80s?

[Why Not?]

People still eat McDonalds?

[ChiliConCarnage]

What a dumbass ROFL

[Why Not?]

What a dumbass ROFL

Oh yeah, this also.

[BossChief]

Gotta be fake

[Bob Dole]

When did they start calling this shit bars? I'm officially old now. I get it. What's the reason they're called bars?

Bars are the two rhyming lines.

And you ARE old, as apparently you've never heard of Google.

[stevieray]

Gotta be fake
hey! tyshaun is a real name...it means...."not a cracka"

[58-4ever]

Gotta be fake

This HAS to be fake. It has Onion written all over it. If it is real, that's a freaking awesome quote from Ms. Platt

[58-4ever]

hey! tyshaun is a real name...it means...."not a cracka"

Good lord. :shake:

[stevieray]

Good lord. :shake:

...you'll survive.

[cabletech94]

i'm lovin' it!

[Chief Roundup]

He should have been fired idiot.

[LoneWolf]

If this story is true, only the colossal idiot Bufkin would think that it is "bitch made bullshit" that this idiot was fired. How this retarded troglodyte was voted NooB of the Year is something I'll never understand.

[Hydrae]

"Huzlers.com is the most notorious urban satirical entertainment website with the most shocking headlines and articles."

[DaneMcCloud]

From the same website:

Kim Kardashian Caught Kanye West Masturbating To A Photo Of Himself; Will File For Divorce

http://huzlers.com/kim-kardashian-finds-kanye-west-masturbating-to-a-photo-of-himself-will-file-for-divorce/

LMAO

[Coochie liquor]

From the same website:

Kim Kardashian Caught Kanye West Masturbating To A Photo Of Himself; Will File For Divorce

http://huzlers.com/kim-kardashian-finds-kanye-west-masturbating-to-a-photo-of-himself-will-file-for-divorce/

LMAO

I could def see Kanye rubbing one out to himself. He prob makes Kim wear a Kanye mask during sex occasionally!

[58-4ever]

...you'll survive.

Dumb joke, that's all. Thanks for letting me know how I'll be.

[gblowfish]

Yeah, it's on the internet so it must be true...

[BlackHelicopters]

Fake

[Demonpenz]

ya'll should checkout peppers.com or whatever that site is that has all those crazy made up stories.

[PizzaDoughz]

If this story is true, only the colossal idiot Bufkin would think that it is "bitch made bullshit" that this idiot was fired. How this retarded troglodyte was voted NooB of the Year is something I'll never understand.

If by voted you mean given the win then sure lol. At least the cspan call gave cp some free press though.

[stevieray]

Dumb joke, that's all. Thanks for letting me know how I'll be.
Thanks for letting me know you feel. I'll survive , too.

[TribalElder]

Would you like to try a Mc40 ounce

[listopencil]

From the same website:

Kim Kardashian Caught Kanye West Masturbating To A Photo Of Himself; Will File For Divorce

http://huzlers.com/kim-kardashian-finds-kanye-west-masturbating-to-a-photo-of-himself-will-file-for-divorce/

LMAO

Are you absolutely sure that this is a fake story?

[Dave Lane]

If this story is true, only the colossal idiot Bufkin would think that it is "bitch made bullshit" that this idiot was fired. How this retarded troglodyte was voted NooB of the Year is something I'll never understand.

No shit retard of the year is totally reserved for you.

[Dave Lane]

From the same website:

Kim Kardashian Caught Kanye West Masturbating To A Photo Of Himself; Will File For Divorce

http://huzlers.com/kim-kardashian-finds-kanye-west-masturbating-to-a-photo-of-himself-will-file-for-divorce/

LMAO

Look just because they got this one right doesn't mean all the stories are true.

[thabear04]

Look like one of the brothers from the ying yang twins.

[Discuss Thrower]

Mickey Dees has no chill fam

[beach tribe]

If this story is true, only the colossal idiot Bufkin would think that it is "bitch made bullshit" that this idiot was fired. How this retarded troglodyte was voted NooB of the Year is something I'll never understand.

I was actually going to make almost the exact same post.

[beach tribe]

lmao from the same site:
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/w16Bh0T0BP4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[loochy]

lmao from the same site:
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/w16Bh0T0BP4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

i dont know whether to laugh or cry

that's funny, but it makes me really sad too

[Graystoke]

lmao from the same site:
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/w16Bh0T0BP4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Jesus knows Kung Fu!
http://whoaskedyoushow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/super-kung-fu-jesus.jpg

[Predarat]

It would be been better if he put them in Grown Up meals, we never get anything once it gets beyond the Happy Meals. People would have appreciated his work more simply for the kind gesture.

[KC native]

LMAO @ bufkin falling for a satire site news story.

[Bufkin]

LMAO @ bufkin falling for a satire site news story.
I knew it was satirical. I know nobody will believe me though.

[Bufkin]

If this story is true, only the colossal idiot Bufkin would think that it is "bitch made bullshit" that this idiot was fired. How this retarded troglodyte was voted NooB of the Year is something I'll never understand.
You're just mad because I stood up for a black guy being persecuted for trying to spread his image. Your vehement hatred for African Americans is predictable and shallow.

[KC native]

I knew it was satirical. I know nobody will believe me though.

No one will believe you because you didn't know it was satirical.

[gblowfish]

This guy needs to call me. I'm in the "mix tape" CD bidness.

[Bufkin]

No one will believe you because you didn't know it was satirical.
Donald Trump was so right about you guys.

[KC native]

Donald Trump was so right about you guys.

says the cult member.

[Bufkin]

says the cult member.
For the last time, I'm not a Catholic.

[Rain Man]

It is believed that Tyshaun has been sneaking his mixtape in happy meals for about 2 weeks already, and can be up to 300 meals. Oddly, no parents before Platt had confronted Tyshaun or even bothered to speak to the store manager about the mixtapes, experts believe the parents and children might have actually enjoyed the trap beats included in the mixtapes. Tyshaun has since been fired from McDonald’s.
http://huzlers.com/mcdonalds-employee-fired-for-placing-his-mixtape-in-childrens-happy-meals/


Experts? What type of experts are they? Are they experts in assessing the impacts of inappropriately offered mixtapes?