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MMXcalibur
07-10-2015, 12:05 PM
You use your pee stream to clean it off, yes?

Trying to settle a debate with a friend that this is a common practice.

Ebolapox
07-10-2015, 12:07 PM
You use your pee stream to clean it off, yes?

Trying to settle a debate with a friend that this is a common practice.

sure, but don't be surprised if you notice a bit of a smell. you're helping to aerosolize said poo particles. there's always a trade off.

C3HIEF3S
07-10-2015, 12:08 PM
It's the opening attack in a bombardment of devastating blows to the poop.

TrebMaxx
07-10-2015, 12:11 PM
Who doesn't? It's just such a natural thing to do.

ModSocks
07-10-2015, 12:14 PM
Oh, of course. I always try wash it down with my fire hose.

Amnorix
07-10-2015, 12:20 PM
Ayup. Sure is. Something to aim at and you're performing a public service! :thumb:

siberian khatru
07-10-2015, 12:24 PM
Every time.

Predarat
07-10-2015, 12:29 PM
Coffee, beer, and other type of pees work well for this, a simple water pee will not.

Deberg_1990
07-10-2015, 12:38 PM
Absolutely!

loochy
07-10-2015, 12:40 PM
Why WOULDN'T you take advantage of a pressurized fluid stream? Use it as an opportunity to multitask. You don't want to go in there and clean it by hand do you?

KCUnited
07-10-2015, 12:42 PM
What are you the shit graffiti police? Someone worked hard on that. I appreciate and move to another empty, if possible.

seclark
07-10-2015, 12:54 PM
if you really want to accomplish something, piss on the roll of toilet paper.
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MahiMike
07-10-2015, 12:56 PM
It's our way of helping out the janitor. Contribute.

BigMeatballDave
07-10-2015, 01:14 PM
I always do.

The Franchise
07-10-2015, 02:22 PM
It's a given.

Dante84
07-10-2015, 02:24 PM
Only if its my own poop.

KCrockaholic
07-10-2015, 02:29 PM
If it was my poop from earlier, yes, I spray. If it was some other fuckers shit, then no, I aim away.

SAUTO
07-10-2015, 02:30 PM
Who doesn't spray the shit?

notorious
07-10-2015, 02:33 PM
Nope.


I will find another toilet.

ping2000
07-10-2015, 02:43 PM
That's called "Hosing down the Bronco"

loochy
07-10-2015, 02:46 PM
If it was my poop from earlier, yes, I spray. If it was some other ****ers shit, then no, I aim away.

yeah, my answer assumed that this was MY poop at MY house.

in public i pee away from the poop to avoid flying poopgerms

Munson
07-10-2015, 02:48 PM
If somebody leaves poop skidmarks in the shower, is it ok to use your pee stream to clean it off?

I'm asking for a friend.

MTG#10
07-10-2015, 02:50 PM
At home, of course. Public restroom, find another toilet.

Lonewolf Ed
07-10-2015, 03:16 PM
If it is closer to the top of the bowl and I am wearing shorts, forget about it.

Lonewolf Ed
07-10-2015, 03:25 PM
If somebody leaves poop skidmarks in the shower, is it ok to use your pee stream to clean it off?

I'm asking for a friend.

I'd try Clorox first.

gblowfish
07-10-2015, 03:34 PM
The off season cannot end soon enough....

Just Passin' By
07-10-2015, 04:19 PM
The off season cannot end soon enough....

The offseason threads are in midseason form.

FlaChief58
07-10-2015, 06:05 PM
If find it to be great target practice for when I'm busting a nut on the girlfriends happy face. For some strange reason the Mrs doesn't like it

listopencil
07-10-2015, 06:06 PM
No.

hometeam
07-10-2015, 06:16 PM
I use my laser to destroy it.

I thought everyone does this.

hometeam
07-10-2015, 06:16 PM
If somebody leaves poop skidmarks in the shower, is it ok to use your pee stream to clean it off?

I'm asking for a friend.

Definitely yes.

stonedstooge
07-10-2015, 06:20 PM
Only if its my own poop.

This

Shaid
07-10-2015, 08:26 PM
You use your pee stream to clean it off, yes?

Trying to settle a debate with a friend that this is a common practice.

Of course. You're a dude and you can aim, if there is something to hit, you hit it.

Shaid
07-10-2015, 08:27 PM
yeah, my answer assumed that this was MY poop at MY house.

in public i pee away from the poop to avoid flying poopgerms

Yep, this is assumed in my answer as well.

Pasta Little Brioni
07-10-2015, 08:38 PM
Wouldn't happen if you shit in the shower

Hog's Gone Fishin
07-10-2015, 09:21 PM
This is Chief Planet , we piss on the walls an floors !

TEX
07-11-2015, 03:05 AM
SITUATION: This is exactly the type of TRASH THREAD that has NO place here. It's a prime example of how the this place has gone down hill over the years...

007
07-11-2015, 03:50 AM
Poop thread disguised as a pee thread. Only CP.

KCinNY
07-11-2015, 04:02 AM
When this inevitable situation occurs, I like to hold my need to piss back as long as I can stand it. Then when I finally let 'er rip at that pesky poo chunk, I have a very high pressure pee stream that removes that chunk very effectively.

Afterwards, I feel a strong sense of accomplishment.

Pasta Little Brioni
07-11-2015, 05:04 AM
SITUATION: This is exactly the type of TRASH THREAD that has NO place here. It's a prime example of how the this place has gone down hill over the years...

Huh? Poop threads have been a CP staple since it's inception.

BlackHelicopters
07-11-2015, 06:42 AM
Hurry up regular season.

ChiTown
07-11-2015, 06:45 AM
Hurry up regular season.

:LOL:

loochy
07-11-2015, 07:09 AM
SITUATION: This is exactly the type of TRASH THREAD that has NO place here. It's a prime example of how the this place has gone down hill over the years...

Why does it have no place here? It seema to me that it DOES have a place here.

I can go start a thread about how alex smith is awesome because of some made up stat if you'd rather have that.

Pasta Little Brioni
07-11-2015, 12:20 PM
Wait till he reads my what are your thoughts on sink poops thread looch

Hoopsdoc
07-11-2015, 12:29 PM
No, I'm always to busy trying to keep my weener from dangling into the water.

aturnis
07-12-2015, 12:05 PM
My home toilet? Yes. Public or other people's toilets? No.