Who has the best onion rings?

[Hammock Parties]

A simple poll. Don't you dare even bring up any third parties, because you're full of shit if you do.

BRGR:

http://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/Z9RrGnk-whyVZbNgELwsUg/l.jpg

Kansas City Joe's:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/foodspotting-ec2/reviews/2099106/thumb_600.jpg?1342965953

[TimBone]

I need to vote sometime after September 20.

[eDave]

You shouldn't eat that shit.

[KCrockaholic]

Where's BRGR? Never heard of it.

[Hammock Parties]

You shouldn't eat that shit.

I'll eat whatever the hell I want.

[eDave]

Where's BRGR? Never heard of it.

http://brgrkitchen.com/

[Hammock Parties]

Where's BRGR? Never heard of it.

1 in Leawood and 1 in Power and Light.

http://brgrkitchen.com/

[Rain Man]

I don't know these establishments, but I am compelled to write and express my sincere appreciation for onion rings.

[KCrockaholic]

1 in Leawood and 1 in Power and Light.

http://brgrkitchen.com/

83rd and Mission. Got it.

I'll check it out sometime.

I recently went to Blanc burgers at 106th and Mission. Pretty solid. It's gourmet burgers, and gourmet prices, but the owner does a wonderful job with service. As they should in Leawood...

[ThaVirus]

I'll eat whatever the hell I want.

Disgusting fatbody

[Hammock Parties]

Disgusting fatbody

I'M LEAN AND JACKED AND WORK OUT SIX DAYS A WEEK I CAN EAT WHATEVER I WANT TWINK

[BigMeatballDave]

You know, a lot of us don't live anywhere near KC.

[Lonewolf Ed]

More for you guys! I don't like them. I like onions but never have dug onion rings. *shrug*

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Artery cloggers. Fuck that !

[KCrockaholic]

I'M LEAN AND JACKED AND WORK OUT SIX DAYS A WEEK I CAN EAT WHATEVER I WANT TWINK

FUCK YOUR PECS

[BigMeatballDave]

I'M LEAN AND JACKED AND WORK OUT SIX DAYS A WEEK I CAN EAT WHATEVER I WANT TWINK

Yeah, my son is a runner. He eats whatever he wants. He's 16, 5'5'' 110lbs.

[eDave]

More for you guys! I don't like them. I like onions but never have dug onion rings. *shrug*

Can't stand them. And God help a fast food joint who puts on in my fries.

[FlaChief58]

Burger king has the best onion rings,bar none!

[Sully]

Those Joe's look good. I'd say HiBoy, from what I've had.

[ThaVirus]

Yeah, my son is a runner. He eats whatever he wants. He's 16, 5"5' 110lbs.

Things are usually a bit different at 16 as opposed to 30.

[Sully]

Thing is, I HATE onions. One taste of onion will ruin a meal for me. I abhor them.

But a good onion ring is pretty damn good.

[KCrockaholic]

Yeah, my son is a runner. He eats whatever he wants. He's 16, 5"5' 110lbs.

Get him in the weight room with Clay. Pecs for days. Bench press every day for life woo.

[Hammock Parties]

Those Joe's look good. I'd say HiBoy, from what I've had.

Had them. Utter garbage compared to the heavenly magnificence that is BRGR.

[KCrockaholic]

Burger king has the best onion rings,bar none!

lmao

[eDave]

Let's talk about Calamari.

[SAUTO]

Thing is, I HATE onions. One taste of onion will ruin a meal for me. I abhor them.

But a good onion ring is pretty damn good.

This.

I order no onions and lettuce if I ever go to a sonic even though I like lettuce.


They seem to get mixed in there and one little chunk of their onions make a shitty burger absolutely fucking nasty

[Sully]

Had them. Utter garbage compared to the heavenly magnificence that is BRGR.

I need the onions overdone. Those look like they still have the physical characteristics of fresh onions underneath. Therefore, shitty.

[Rain Man]

Let's talk about Calamari.

I'm not into calamari. Too chewy, not enough flavor.

[Sully]

This.

I order no onions and lettuce if I ever go to a sonic even though I like lettuce.


They seem to get mixed in there and one little chunk of their onions make a shitty burger absolutely fucking nasty

YES!!! You know my pain!!!

Any place with shredded lettuce has the same issue.

[BigMeatballDave]

Burger king has the best onion rings,bar none!

LMAO

I suppose you think McDonalds has the best burgers...

[Sully]

Let's talk about Calamari.

Garozzo's

[KCrockaholic]

LMAO

I suppose you think McDonalds has the best burgers...

Best McNuggets, idc idc idc. Sweet and sour sauce, idc idc idc.

[BigMeatballDave]

LOL Look at all these onion-hating pussies...

[Rain Man]

Artery cloggers. **** that !

Well, given their shape I guess you could use them for that, too. Maybe stack them up.

[FlaChief58]

LMAO

I suppose you think McDonalds has the best burgers...

Check your sarcasm meter. It may need claibrating

[eDave]

LOL Look at all these onion-hating pussies...

Your a big dude, right?

[Pablo]

You know, a lot of us don't live anywhere near KC.

Which makes you people less important.

Onion rings kick ass. That's all.

[Pablo]

Onions and garlic in everything. Even cereal.

[eDave]

I'm not into calamari. Too chewy, not enough flavor.

You got crappy Calamari.

[FlaChief58]

You got crappy Calamari.

This

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Onions and garlic in everything. Even cereal.

This.

There's no such thing as "too much" of either.

And the CBGB rings look pretty boss.

[Bugeater]

I've never been wowed by an onion ring. They're all pretty much the same.

[eDave]

This.

There's no such thing as "too much" of either.

And the CBGB rings look pretty boss.

I'd pick CBGB is I were into O-rings. The others look overcooked to me. Might not be but they present themselves that way.

[C3HIEF3S]

Won't touch an onion ring, onion, or anything that is touching an onion in a dish.

[Hammock Parties]

I've never been wowed by an onion ring. They're all pretty much the same.

That's what I said until I had BRGR's.

[hometeam]

gross

[KCrockaholic]

Serious question though. Onion ring with pasta sauce, etc? Or Onion ring with no sauce?

[FlaChief58]

Serious question though. Onion ring with pasta sauce, etc? Or Onion ring with no sauce?

Ketchup

[Bugeater]

That's what I said until I had BRGR's.There's no way an onion ring can live up to this hype.

[Hammock Parties]

There's no way an onion ring can live up this hype.

Dude. It can, trust me.

Like no other. In a class of their own.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Onion rings are fucking delicious. Fries and rings together are magnificent.

I am saddened at the onion hate on CP. It's time for onions to get a flag and a bakery.

[KCrockaholic]

BRGR onion rings are the new Q39

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

There's no way an onion ring can live up to this hype.

What about onion rings with a bacon slice wrapped around them?

On board?

[TimBone]

I'd likely blow a dude for solid calamari. I love it. But there is no good calamari in my area.

[Bugeater]

What about onion rings with a bacon slice wrapped around them?

On board?
How about just a ring of bacon breaded and deep fried.

FUCKING BACON RINGS FTW

[Hammock Parties]

How about just a ring of bacon breaded and deep fried.


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[Sully]

How about just a ring of bacon breaded and deep fried.

FUCKING BACON RINGS FTW

6 to 12

[eDave]

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Good God.

[ThaVirus]

Most anything fried tastes amazing. That said, I don't find that onion rings go well as a side so I rarely ever eat them.

[Bugeater]

Most anything fried tastes amazing. That said, I don't find that onion rings go well as a side so I rarely ever eat them.Really? I'd rather have them with a burger than fries anytime.

[beer bacon]

Serious question though. Onion ring with pasta sauce, etc? Or Onion ring with no sauce?

BBQ sauce.

[Rain Man]

Serious question though. Onion ring with pasta sauce, etc? Or Onion ring with no sauce?

Onion rings should always be eaten in their pure state.

I guess maybe you could use a little ranch if they're the type with the dry wavy breading.

[Bugeater]

That chicken fried bacon does look amazing btw. I hope that's not available anywhere near me. And if it is, I don't need to know about it.

[BigMeatballDave]

Really? I'd rather have them with a burger than fries anytime.

Absolutely

[SAUTO]

YES!!! You know my pain!!!

Any place with shredded lettuce has the same issue.

If I get a to go order and they put raw white onions in there with the tomato lettuce and pickles it ruins my whole meal, not even on the burger either, just in the box.


Yuck

[BucEyedPea]

A simple poll. Don't you dare even bring up any third parties, because you're full of shit if you do.

BRGR:


Kansas City Joe's:



I hate FAT onion rings with thick batter.

Give me skinny ones with thinner crispier batter. That's a good onion ring.

[Hammock Parties]

I hate FAT onion rings with thick batter.

Give me skinny ones with thinner crispier batter. That's a good onion ring.

never trust a woman when it comes to fried foods

[BucEyedPea]

never trust a woman when it comes to fried foods

That grease sits like lead in my belly and makes me sick.

[srvy]

Bates City BBQ in its day was pretty good for rings. The blooming vadelia onion at Texas Road house was good. It looks like the onion in the ring at Brgr is too big for my liking.

[eDave]

I recall Bobby Bell's had great rings. Their mushrooms were grand.

[Hammock Parties]

That grease sits like lead in my belly and makes me sick.

weaker sex

[BucEyedPea]

Bates City BBQ in its day was pretty good for rings. The blooming vadelia onion at Texas Road house was good. It looks like the onion in the ring at Brgr is too big for my liking.

Outback has one of those. Tasted good when I ate it, sick as a dog later. Plus I gained five lbs after one sitting and had to diet it off.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I recall Bobby Bell's had great rings. Their mushrooms were grand.

Our fried food was bomb. Everything was good.

[threebag]

I'll eat whatever the hell I want.

Stop, Chiefs Likes His Onion Rings Off MGMs Hard Cock

[TimBone]

Bates City BBQ in its day was pretty good for rings. The blooming vadelia onion at Texas Road house was good. It looks like the onion in the ring at Brgr is too big for my liking.
I believe in the Q39 thread that we learned to discard your opinion on food.

Edit: and candy, you necco wafer eatin' sumbitch.

[KChiefs1]

Sonic

[srvy]

Our fried food was bomb. Everything was good.

That was in Gladstone to far for Clay and his bike back in the day.

Any of you Northlanders remember Marty's BBQ by Antioch Center? Not a bad ring.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Stop, Chiefs Likes His Onion Rings Off MGMs Hard Cock

You like yours out of Alex's cautious vagina, so....

[eDave]

That was in Gladstone to far for Clay and his bike back in the day.

Any of you Northlanders remember Marty's BBQ by Antioch Center? Not a bad ring.

Oh yeah! Forgot about that place.

[TimBone]

Stop, Chiefs Likes His Onion Rings Off MGMs Hard Cock
Sir, you seem to have an unhealthy hate for Clay.

[Sully]

Bates City BBQ in its day was pretty good for rings. The blooming vadelia onion at Texas Road house was good. It looks like the onion in the ring at Brgr is too big for my liking.

Bates City BBQ has the best french fries in the fucking world. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. (Fuck your 5 guys. Those are average)

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That was in Gladstone to far for Clay and his bike back in the day.

Any of you Northlanders remember Marty's BBQ by Antioch Center? Not a bad ring.

Had a friend who worked there. I never had a chance to eat there though. Wasn't that next to the strip club and the little chili place?

[Hammock Parties]

That was in Gladstone to far for Clay and his bike back in the day.

Dude what the fuck. It's 45 minutes BY CAR. For shitty BBQ. Fuck off.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

All onion rings are terrible

[Sully]

45 minutes to Gladstone? Do you live in Harrisonville?

[dirk digler]

LMAO

Joe's but they aren't the best I ever had but better than BRGR's.

[RunKC]

It's national French fry day and you're talking about onion rings motherfucker??

[KCrockaholic]

45 minutes to Gladstone? Do you live in Harrisonville?

Speaking of Harrisonville...

If anyone is ever from out of town stopping by, check out the trade fair by SE Outer Road. Tons of cool sports memorabilia in there.

[srvy]

Bates City BBQ has the best french fries in the fucking world. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. (Fuck your 5 guys. Those are average)

:thumb:

I would put Rosedale close but your right they were otherworldly.

[Sully]

:thumb:

I would put Rosedale close but your right they were otherworldly.

Were? They still very much are.

[TimBone]

All onion rings are terrible
Is there anything you don't hate?

[Hammock Parties]

45 minutes to Gladstone? Do you live in Harrisonville?

Waldo. Very easily would take me 45 min to get there with stupid ass traffic.

Anyway even 30 min is too long when I can be at Joe's in 15.

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO

Joe's but they aren't the best I ever had but better than BRGR's.

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[srvy]

Had a friend who worked there. I never had a chance to eat there though. Wasn't that next to the strip club and the little chili place?

Right at the NW corner of Antioch and Vivion Rd. Hayes Chilli and I dont remember the strip club just the biker bar.

[srvy]

Dude what the fuck. It's 45 minutes BY CAR. For shitty BBQ. Fuck off.

Its 12 miles from the plaza do you get out of a 5 mile radius? Your tring to convince us of the greatness of these rings and fuck you barely set foot out of your front door?

[SAUTO]

Speaking of Harrisonville...

If anyone is ever from out of town stopping by, check out the trade fair by SE Outer Road. Tons of cool sports memorabilia in there.

I've been multiple times. My ten year old loves going through places like that.

[Hammock Parties]

Its 12 miles from the plaza do you get out of a 5 mile radius? Your tring to convince us of the greatness of these rings and fuck you barely set foot out of your front door?

Furthest I usually go is P&L, sorry. There's nothing worthy of my time north of the river.

[eDave]

Furthest I usually go is P&L, sorry. There's nothing worthy of my time north of the river.

It is interesting how in KC, 30-45 minutes is long. In Phoenix, I drive all over this town with no concerns about time. And it's not about traffic.

[Hammock Parties]

It is interesting how in KC, 30-45 minutes is long. In Phoenix, I drive all over this town with no concerns about time. And it's not about traffic.

It's all about what's available.

Waldo, Brookside, Plaza, Westport, P&L, River Market. That's all you need. Plus random shit in OP/Leawood.

Fuck going to Olathe or fucking north of the River or god forbid Independence.

[SAUTO]

It is interesting how in KC, 30-45 minutes is long. In Phoenix, I drive all over this town with no concerns about time. And it's not about traffic.

I have to drive at least 30 minutes to get anything other than. McDonald's, sonic, or subway for fast food.

Couple diners, couple Mexican places, couple bbq joints, and that's about it.


Oh and a couple marinas.

[srvy]

Dude what the fuck. It's 45 minutes BY CAR. For shitty BBQ. Fuck off.

I bet you ride a little pink scooter dont ya.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/26/article-2150129-13493B23000005DC-321_634x839.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

I bet you ride a little pink scooter dont ya.


I drive a black jeep. Get fucked.

[srvy]

Were? They still very much are.

I thought I had herd new owners and closed. So they are still around?

[TimBone]

I have to drive at least 30 minutes to get anything other than. McDonald's, sonic, or subway for fast food.

Couple diners, couple Mexican places, couple bbq joints, and that's about it.


Oh and a couple marinas.
Same here. Very small town. Couple of fast food joints, and one or two sit down mexican joints. We had TWO Dairy Queens for years though.

[eDave]

Same here. Very small town. Couple of fast food joints, and one or two sit down mexican joints. We had TWO Dairy Queens for years though.

That's odd

[TimBone]

That's odd
Small southern towns, especially in or near Texas, love their Dairy Queens.

Edit: And walmarts. Southern towns love their walmarts.

[SAUTO]

Same here. Very small town. Couple of fast food joints, and one or two sit down mexican joints. We had TWO Dairy Queens for years though.

I would love a Dairy Queen.

[srvy]

It's all about what's available.

Waldo, Brookside, Plaza, Westport, P&L, River Market. That's all you need. Plus random shit in OP/Leawood.

Fuck going to Olathe or fucking north of the River or god forbid Independence.

Dude when I was your age I would run the wheels off to get to food drink and Dollies.

[TimBone]

I would love a Dairy Queen.
Seeing as how options are limited, I enjoy their Blizzards fairly often. If I lived in a city though, I'd probably rarely walk into a Dairy Queen.

[SAUTO]

Seeing as how options are limited, I enjoy their Blizzards fairly often. If I lived in a city though, I'd probably rarely walk into a Dairy Queen.
same here

[SAUTO]

We used to have one but it closed years ago...

[Sully]

Waldo. Very easily would take me 45 min to get there with stupid ass traffic.

Anyway even 30 min is too long when I can be at Joe's in 15.

What?

Then you're a terrible driver.

I'm in far south Lee's Summit and drive to Liberty just today in 30 minutes.

[eDave]

same here

Peanut Buster Parfait FTW. Never had their cooked food.

[srvy]

I drive a black jeep. Get fucked.

What for bet its never touched anything but concrete and blacktop. What a shame.

[Hammock Parties]

What for bet its never touched anything but concrete and blacktop. What a shame.

Sorry I don't partake in your redneck pastimes.

[Sully]

I thought I had herd new owners and closed. So they are still around?

I was there in May. Seemed the same. It's just hard to get out to Bates City that often.

[Hammock Parties]

Dude when I was your age I would run the wheels off to get to food drink and Dollies.

Fortunately we live in 2015.

[eDave]

Getting awfully sick of Clay dissin' the Northland man.

[Hammock Parties]

Getting awfully sick of Clay dissin' the Northland man.

Northland = poverty KC

[eDave]

Northland = poverty KC

You and I are done. DONE!

But no part of KC is better than Phoenix.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Peanut Buster Parfait FTW. Never had their cooked food.

That flame Thrower burger is the poo poo!

[TimBone]

That flame Thrower burger is the poo poo!
Yeah, a freshly cooked flamethrower is decent. Most of their food is garbage though.

And eDave is spot on. That peanut uster parfait is the goods. A while back I ate two or three a week for a straight month. Just couldn't stay away.

[srvy]

Fortunately we live in 2015.

So in 2015 guys dont like food drink and the dollies? Say no more I see what direction Midtown has turned.

Its ok if its food drink and dudes for Clay. News even reached the northland that guys can marry guys.

[srvy]

Sorry I don't partake in your redneck pastimes.

So why did you buy a redneck Jeep. Wannabe?

[Hammock Parties]

So why did you buy a redneck Jeep. Wannabe?

I didn't buy a Jeep for redneck purposes.

I needed a 4x4 for the winter that could haul stuff.

Problem solved.

[Hammock Parties]

So in 2015 guys dont like food drink and the dollies? Say no more I see what direction Midtown has turned.

Its ok if its food drink and dudes for Clay. News even reached the northland that guys can marry guys.

You idiot.

It's 2015. I can get plenty of food drink and "dollies" in a 15 minute radius from my house.

[Buzz]

Aldi onion rings and season fries, I buy them by the bag.

[srvy]

Aldi onion rings and season fries, I buy them by the bag.

Real onion in that bag also and are pretty good. Im not a big seasoned fry guy so will take your word on that.

[TinyEvel]

My vote is for some kind of beer battered/tempura style onion ring. Those rings with the crusty breadcrumbs aren't worth the flesh stalactites hanging from the roof of my mouth afterward. No onion ring is worth several days of Cap'n Crunch mouth.

[srvy]

You idiot.

It's 2015. I can get plenty of food drink and "dollies" in a 15 minute radius from my house.

177244 doesnt leave much time for that now does it.

[srvy]

I didn't buy a Jeep for redneck purposes.

I needed a 4x4 for the winter that could haul stuff.

Problem solved.

So when did they outlaw 2 wheel drive in the snow? My 90 year old mother can drive in snow with 2 wheel drive. Is it to skeery?

[Buzz]

Real onion in that bag also and are pretty good. Im not a big seasoned fry guy so will take your word on that.

Have you ever tried them? If not, you should. One of the better items they carry IMO.

[eDave]

So when did they outlaw 2 wheel drive in the snow? My 90 year old mother can drive in snow with 2 wheel drive. Is it to skeery?

Chicks dig jeeps?

[srvy]

Have you ever tried them? If not, you should. One of the better items they carry IMO.

No havent but have had from Arby's. They make me sick full of MSG its like they poured accent over them.

[Hammock Parties]

So when did they outlaw 2 wheel drive in the snow? My 90 year old mother can drive in snow with 2 wheel drive. Is it to skeery?

So no one should buy a four wheel drive ever. Brilliant.

[Bugeater]

LMAO A Jeep Liberty is far from a redneck vehicle.

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO A Jeep Liberty is far from a redneck vehicle.

Why would anyone want to be a redneck, anyway?

Lowest form of human life.

[srvy]

I have dragged this thread down in the mud enough. I let Clay get back to his poll on best O rings within a 2 1/2 mile radius of his house. ;)

[eDave]

I have dragged this thread down in the mud enough. I let Clay get back to his poll on best O rings within a 2 1/2 mile radius of his house. ;)

OK, that's funny

[TimBone]

I have dragged this thread down in the mud enough. I let Clay get back to his poll on best O rings within a 2 1/2 mile radius of his house. ;)
Thank you.

[Buzz]

No havent but have had from Arby's. They make me sick full of MSG its like they poured accent over them.

Nothing like Arby's, give them a shot and get back to me. You will kick Alrida to the curb.

[Hammock Parties]

BRGR is actually only 2.3 miles from my house.

[srvy]

So no one should buy a four wheel drive ever. Brilliant.

Sure ya should I have a 4x4 pickup for hunting and shooting coyote's good old redneck shit. Also my worktruck 4x4 but I survived for 15 years in a 2 wheel drive suburban in every condition imaginable.

[Hammock Parties]

Sure ya should I have a 4x4 pickup for hunting and shooting coyote's good old redneck shit. Also my worktruck 4x4 but I survived for 15 years in a 2 wheel drive suburban in every condition imaginable.

http://ridehardandpray.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rhap-redneck-games.jpg

[srvy]

http://ridehardandpray.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rhap-redneck-games.jpg

Is he some of your relation? I have never seen anyone that looked like that in redneckville. But seen plenty like that loitering around the QT on Main near the Art Institute. Probably seen you to and never knew it.

[srvy]

Thank you.

Oh come on like you have never dragged a thread in a different direction. Get off your high horse airs thin up there.

Clay needs some of his own medicine. The Chiefs thread are unbearable with him steering them in the tired old AS hate bs.

[TimBone]

Oh come on like you have never dragged a thread in a different direction. Get off your high horse airs thin up there.

Clay needs some of his own medicine. The Chiefs thread are unbearable with him steering them in the tired old AS hate bs.
Relax, old man. I was just fucking with you.

[CoMoChief]

I had Hi-Boy tonight.....love dem raaaaaaangs!!!!

[Brock]

LMAO A Jeep Liberty is far from a redneck vehicle.

He bought a liberty? Jesus. A 4 wheel drive pt cruiser.

[srvy]

Relax, old man. I was just fucking with you.

Just protecting my lawn Bud. ;)

[alpha_omega]

Never had either.

[Hammock Parties]

He bought a liberty? Jesus. A 4 wheel drive pt cruiser.

Who the fuck cares? It fills my needs. Stop caring so much about what another man drives.

[Brock]

Who the fuck cares? It fills my needs. Stop caring so much about what another man drives.

I will when you stop caring what other people like to eat, shithead.

Now get in your grandma jeep and go get your shinebox.

[Hammock Parties]

I will when you stop caring what other people like to eat, shithead.

People can feel free to eat whatever shitty onion rings they want. :harumph:

[listopencil]

I believe in the Q39 thread that we learned to discard your opinion on food.

Edit: and candy, you necco wafer eatin' sumbitch.

I still have a fondness for the Necco wafers even though they taste like a nickel that was lost in a couch for thirty years. But sugary.

[Pablo]

He bought a liberty? Jesus. A 4 wheel drive pt cruiser.
LMAO

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Right at the NW corner of Antioch and Vivion Rd. Hayes Chilli and I dont remember the strip club just the biker bar.

Hayes Chili! That was it.

You and I are done. DONE!

But no part of KC is better than Phoenix.

Are you out of your fucking mind? No wonder you want to bet me on Trump; the sun has baked your brain.

Dude, Phoenix fucking BLOWS. And I don't care if you live in Mesa or Tempe or Scottsdale either.

BLOOOOOOOWWWWWWS.

Thank God I no longer live in that dump-ass part of the world.

[BigMeatballDave]

Sonic still has good onion rings. Not the best overall, but certainly the best over the usual fast food places.

[patteeu]

That was in Gladstone to far for Clay and his bike back in the day.

Any of you Northlanders remember Marty's BBQ by Antioch Center? Not a bad ring.

Was it right under a gay bar?

[MGM]

Fucking A I want an onion ring!

[Predarat]

Chicken Annies Marys has the best in the world.

[srvy]

Was it right under a gay bar?

Weatherbees started out a biker bar then the dude up and sold and overnight it became a lesbian bar. Marty's shared a party wall next to it I believe.

[patteeu]

Weatherbees started out a biker bar then the dude up and sold and overnight it became a lesbian bar. Marty's shared a party wall next to it I believe.

That's the place. I just remember seeing the rainbow flag. I never ate at Marty's even though I lived in the area for quite a while. My wife likes BBQ more than I do (sacrilege, I know), and she always wanted to go to Smokehouse on North Oak. My favorite Chinese place was on the corner of Vivion and Chouteau (North Bowl).

[MGM]

Hayes Chili! That was it.





I moved from Gladstone in 1989 and I still remember Hayes. That was some good shit.

Anyone ever eat Miller's Grill in St. Joe?

How about the Mustache Cup in Olathe?

Those places had good rings 25 years ago.

[srvy]

Sonic still has good onion rings. Not the best overall, but certainly the best over the usual fast food places.

They are ok if the have changed out the oil.

[srvy]

Hayes Chili! That was it.



Are you out of your fucking mind? No wonder you want to bet me on Trump; the sun has baked your brain.

Dude, Phoenix fucking BLOWS. And I don't care if you live in Mesa or Tempe or Scottsdale either.

BLOOOOOOOWWWWWWS.

Thank God I no longer live in that dump-ass part of the world.

Hayes is still cranking out chilli and one of the best burgers in town. I still give Town Topic the edge though.

[Graystoke]

I don't live anywhere near these establishments but want to contribute.
Here are some fascinating facts about Onion Rings.

1. The first recipe for Onion Rings was a Crisco ad in a 1933 issue of the New York Times Magazine.

Rumor is Paula Dean took out the ad.

2. Eating parsley will help get rid of onion breath.

Finally a use for the decorative tiny tree!

3. Fastest time to eat raw onion was 43.53 seconds by Guyism favorite, Furious Pete.

Equally entertaining LA Beast attempted, and failed, to break the record.



4. A&W is credited for popularizing onion rings in the 1960s

This proves they’re good for more than just frosty mugs full of amazing draft root beer.

5. The fastest time to peel 50 pounds of onions is 2 minutes 39 seconds

This was accomplished by Bob Blumer, and also happens to be the same amount of time it takes me to peel one onion.

6. Outback Steakhouse’s Bloomin’ Onion has 1948 cal and 160g fat.

It supposedly serves six, but we all know this deconstructed onion ring is meant for two.

7. Funyons appeared in Breaking Bad

In S02E09 (torrent much?) of Breaking Bad, Jesse heads to the desert to cook some meth and brings along three bags of Funyuns. When Walt criticizes the choice, Jesse responds, “Funyuns are awesome!”



8. General Ulysses S. Grant told the federal government, “I will not move my army without onions!”

The man got his onions. Rumor has it (not really) that the Confederacy deep fried theirs (obviously), and the soldiers were so sluggish afterwards that it resulted in them losing the war.

9. One onion ring ends up in every Burger King order of fries.*

This serves to remind customers that the BK Lounge offers more options than McDonald’s.

10. US produces more than 2 million metric tons of onions annually.

Americans consumer 20 pounds per person annually.

11. Spaceballs: The Animated Series produced an episode called “Lord of the Onion Rings.”

It was a parody of Lord of the Rings in which Barf finds the One Onion Ring stuck in an old couch inside the Eagle 5.

[srvy]

That's the place. I just remember seeing the rainbow flag. I never ate at Marty's even though I lived in the area for quite a while. My wife likes BBQ more than I do (sacrilege, I know), and she always wanted to go to Smokehouse on North Oak. My favorite Chinese place was on the corner of Vivion and Chouteau (North Bowl).

The chinese bowl finally bit it this past winter and up for sale or lease. It really ran down for many years. I would drive by the open sign would be up and not a sole in the parking lot.
The Chinese Buffet Foo Kee killed it when it opened in the Antioch Mall.

[Hootie]

Fucking A I want an onion ring!
Ask ur uncle

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Gross, disgusting, poverty food

[Graystoke]

Gross, disgusting, poverty food

http://img.pandawhale.com/77070-thats-not-true-thats-impossibl-J5n6.jpeg

[srvy]

I don't live anywhere near these establishments but want to contribute.
Here are some fascinating facts about Onion Rings.

1. The first recipe for Onion Rings was a Crisco ad in a 1933 issue of the New York Times Magazine.

Rumor is Paula Dean took out the ad.

2. Eating parsley will help get rid of onion breath.

Finally a use for the decorative tiny tree!

3. Fastest time to eat raw onion was 43.53 seconds by Guyism favorite, Furious Pete.

Good info. Parsley also works for garlic breath to.

Equally entertaining LA Beast attempted, and failed, to break the record.



4. A&W is credited for popularizing onion rings in the 1960s

This proves they’re good for more than just frosty mugs full of amazing draft root beer.

5. The fastest time to peel 50 pounds of onions is 2 minutes 39 seconds

This was accomplished by Bob Blumer, and also happens to be the same amount of time it takes me to peel one onion.

6. Outback Steakhouse’s Bloomin’ Onion has 1948 cal and 160g fat.

It supposedly serves six, but we all know this deconstructed onion ring is meant for two.

7. Funyons appeared in Breaking Bad

In S02E09 (torrent much?) of Breaking Bad, Jesse heads to the desert to cook some meth and brings along three bags of Funyuns. When Walt criticizes the choice, Jesse responds, “Funyuns are awesome!”



8. General Ulysses S. Grant told the federal government, “I will not move my army without onions!”

The man got his onions. Rumor has it (not really) that the Confederacy deep fried theirs (obviously), and the soldiers were so sluggish afterwards that it resulted in them losing the war.

9. One onion ring ends up in every Burger King order of fries.*

This serves to remind customers that the BK Lounge offers more options than McDonald’s.

10. US produces more than 2 million metric tons of onions annually.

Americans consumer 20 pounds per person annually.

11. Spaceballs: The Animated Series produced an episode called “Lord of the Onion Rings.”

It was a parody of Lord of the Rings in which Barf finds the One Onion Ring stuck in an old couch inside the Eagle 5.


Parsley works for garlic breath also.

[dirk digler]

Sonic still has good onion rings. Not the best overall, but certainly the best over the usual fast food places.

Arby's, Hardees or Dairy Queen are much better IMO.

[gblowfish]

I love onion rings. Sonic has decent fast food rings, although sometimes they're really good, sometimes not so good, depending on who's cooking them. Hi-Boys in Independence has great onion rings, and of the BBQ joints, Jack Stack actually makes some pretty great rings too.

The calorie count on that bloomin' onion from Outback is pretty staggering.

[BigMeatballDave]

I think the best rings I've had were from Red Robin.

[BigMeatballDave]

Arby's, Hardees or Dairy Queen are much better IMO.No Dice, Chino

[Titty Meat]

Winsteads

[Nzoner]

My go to rings are at 54th Street Grill and bar

[Hammock Parties]

Winsteads

Pathetic.

[sedated]

I've never been wowed by an onion ring. They're all pretty much the same.

Wha? Onion rings have, in my experience, the biggest variation from restaurant to restaurant. Beer batter? Egg or buttermilk wash? Flour or panko breading?

[eDave]

Hayes Chili! That was it.



Are you out of your ****ing mind? No wonder you want to bet me on Trump; the sun has baked your brain.

Dude, Phoenix ****ing BLOWS. And I don't care if you live in Mesa or Tempe or Scottsdale either.

BLOOOOOOOWWWWWWS.

Thank God I no longer live in that dump-ass part of the world.

Take the bet!!!!! Or get off Trumps dick.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Was it right under a gay bar?

Weatherbees! I couldn't remember the name. Clay, does Marty's have your attention now? :D

Hayes is still cranking out chilli and one of the best burgers in town. I still give Town Topic the edge though.

Hayes is awesome. Glad to hear they are still at it. My favorite Northland places were Alfredos, In a Tub, and that burger joint at Vivion and Brighton, the green and yellow place.

Take the bet!!!!! Or get off Trumps dick.

BLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWS.

Thank you.

[HonestChieffan]

Where's BRGR? Never heard of it.


Its the suck.

[lewdog]

BLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWS.

Thank you.

Where do you live now that is so awesome?

[dirk digler]

Looks like I won Clay so you owe me lunch

[Hammock Parties]

Looks like I won Clay so you owe me lunch

I'll throw up in your mouth.

[eDave]

Where do you live now that is so awesome?

505 suggests western he was in New Mexico. LMAO

[dirk digler]

I'll throw up in your mouth.

That's not nice

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Where do you live now that is so awesome?

ABQ, and it is LIGHT YEARS more awesome than PHX ever was.

All seasons, mountains, RAIN, and an un-congested population.

WIN.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Arby's, Hardees or Dairy Queen are much better IMO.

I didn't know any of those places served onion rings. I thought Arbys and Hardees just had the curly fries

[lewdog]

ABQ, and it is LIGHT YEARS more awesome than PHX ever was.

All seasons, mountains, RAIN, and an un-congested population.

WIN.

Well as much as I'd like I can't bag on where you live. ABQ is nice. Some of us hate seasons though. You either love Phoenix or hate it, no in between. We love the access to sports, sunshine and ability to swim 6 months of the year here. Not sure why you think congestion here though? It's about as spread out as you can get here, probably too much.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Well as much as I'd like I can't bag on where you live. ABQ is nice. Some of us hate seasons though. You either love Phoenix or hate it, no in between. We love the access to sports, sunshine and ability to swim 6 months of the year here. Not sure why you think congestion here though? It's about as spread out as you can get here, probably too much.

Dude, have you been on the 10 in rush hour?

[BucEyedPea]

Well as much as I'd like I can't bag on where you live. ABQ is nice. Some of us hate seasons though. You either love Phoenix or hate it, no in between. We love the access to sports, sunshine and ability to swim 6 months of the year here. Not sure why you think congestion here though? It's about as spread out as you can get here, probably too much.

I can swim 9 months out of the year. Na-nah! o:-)

[lewdog]

Dude, have you been on the 10 in rush hour?

No. I don't commute that way. Winning.

[keg in kc]

ABQ, and it is LIGHT YEARS more awesome than PHX ever was.

All seasons, mountains, RAIN, and an un-congested population.

WIN.Not to mention Walter's Blue Sky.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

the BRGR ones look just like Red Robin's.

They suck.

[MGM]

This made me hungry for onion rings yesterday. I tried Sonic's for the first time and they sucked ass. It's like a sugary batter. Like onion rings in funnel cake batter or something.

/horrible

[ModSocks]

This made me hungry for onion rings yesterday. I tried Sonic's for the first time and they sucked ass. It's like a sugary batter. Like onion rings in funnel cake batter or something.

/horrible

Hey something we agree on.

Best Onion Rings i ever had though came from my hometown.

They only come in one serving size, they're salty, hella greasy, large enough to stick your fist through and are served in a brown paper sack.

They're even better as a hangover food when left out and nuked the next morning.

[patteeu]

Save me a seat on the anti-Sonic onion ring bus.

[ModSocks]

Save me a seat on the anti-Sonic onion ring bus.

Worst onion rings ever.

[eDave]

Well as much as I'd like I can't bag on where you live. ABQ is nice. Some of us hate seasons though. You either love Phoenix or hate it, no in between. We love the access to sports, sunshine and ability to swim 6 months of the year here. Not sure why you think congestion here though? It's about as spread out as you can get here, probably too much.

Coming into ABQ out of the mountains at night is always quite a sight. Just beautiful. ABQ is PHX lite. 10 does suck though. And you are being conservative on the 6 months, IMO.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Not to mention Walter's Blue Sky.

"Walt's" house is less than 2 miles from my own.

[eDave]

ABQ, and it is LIGHT YEARS more awesome than PHX ever was.

All seasons, mountains, RAIN, and an un-congested population.

WIN.

Can't believe you allow yourself to live amongst so many Hispanics. And the Indians. Good God, the Indians.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Can't believe you allow yourself to live amongst so many Hispanics. And the Indians. Good God, the Indians.

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.

Living among Hispanics beats the ever living piss out of my time living on the east side of KC.

Hispanics, by and large, in this region at least, have good Catholic and family values pounded in to their consciousness. Excellent spiritual social conditioning!

The natives just like to drink and scream at things indiscriminately, but generally keep to themselves. When you have all that good casino money, government check, and free tribal healthcare, who wants to upset the apple cart?

[SAUTO]

Can't believe you allow yourself to live amongst so many Hispanics. And the Indians. Good God, the Indians.

What? I have tons of Hispanic friends and lived right around tons of them. Why wouldn't you want to?

[eDave]

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.

Living among Hispanics beats the ever living piss out of my time living on the east side of KC.

Hispanics, by and large, in this region at least, have good Catholic and family values pounded in to their consciousness. Excellent spiritual social conditioning!

The natives just like to drink and scream at things indiscriminately, but generally keep to themselves. When you have all that good casino money, government check, and free tribal healthcare, who wants to upset the apple cart?

It appears I've misjudged you a bit. I'd invite anyone to ABQ, PHX or Tuscan to see some racial harmony. We all blend in well here in PHX.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

It appears I've misjudged you a bit. I'd invite anyone to ABQ, PHX or Tuscan to see some racial harmony. We all blend in well here in PHX.

Southwest is on chill.

Once Trump builds his wall and deports the gang-bangers, won't be no problems. :D

[eDave]

Southwest is on chill.

Once Trump builds his wall and deports the gang-bangers, won't be no problems. :D

Ching, ching motherfucker.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Ching, ching motherfucker.

Better to pay me than Hillary. After we're through, Trump's policies will help you invest in your financial future!

[lewdog]

What? I have tons of Hispanic friends and lived right around tons of them. Why wouldn't you want to?

It appears I've misjudged you a bit. I'd invite anyone to ABQ, PHX or Tuscan to see some racial harmony. We all blend in well here in PHX.

Jason, it was Dave's humor. He was actually complimenting them in a weird way. I love living among the Hispanics. They are very friendly, usually cheerful and have a damn good work ethic. Phoenix is very chill for cultural blending. I love that about it here.


Better to pay me than Hillary. After we're through, Trump's policies will help you invest in your financial future!

One thing I dislike about the Southwest is the extreme political takes to the right. BARF.

[eDave]

What? I have tons of Hispanic friends and lived right around tons of them. Why wouldn't you want to?

Hold up. Did I **** up and respond to you? My apologies if so as it was not my intention. But now I suspect 505 is your mult. J/K

And thank you Dog. Yes, it's a compliment and i was being wirey. I truly believe that and your explanation is far superior, my young rabbit.

Sorry Jason.

[DaneMcCloud]

I can take or leave onion rings but those BRGR rings look tasty.

But onions? I couldn't imagine eating hotdogs without chopped onions and dark mustard or red onions on a burger and yellow onions on grilled chicken or carne asade tacos.

How is possible to dislike onions?

[eDave]

I can take or leave onion rings but those BRGR rings look tasty.

But onions? I couldn't imagine eating hotdogs without chopped onions and dark mustard or red onions on a burger and yellow onions on grilled chicken or carne asade tacos.

How is possible to dislike onions?

I just fucking do man!

[Hammock Parties]

I can take or leave onion rings but those BRGR rings look tasty.


The people who voted against them are ignorant savages.

[DaneMcCloud]

I just fucking do man!
I can't imagine having a Dodger dog without onions and a beer. Even my little girls love onions on their hot dogs and tacos.

Then again, I eat just about any and all foods. I don't think I have an aversion to anything specific.

[DaneMcCloud]

The people who voted against them are ignorant savages.

For me, onion rings are best shared. While I enjoy them occasionally, I wouldn't be able to eat a large order like that alone.

[eDave]

I can't imagine having a Dodger dog without onions and a beer. Even my little girls love onions on their hot dogs and tacos.

Then again, I eat just about any and all foods. I don't think I have an aversion to anything specific.

See, my first and only Dodger Dog (I made a pilgrimage, happened to catch The Police there) was with ketchup only. Wanted to taste that mofo. It was meh. Police were great.

[lewdog]

I love onions on or cooked in everything. All varieties. I rarely get onion rings though. Too much of a load on the old gut and not many places do them right. Both of these looks pretty damn legit Should I be looking at onion rings as a BBQ thing? I guess I've never tried to classify what type of restaurant would have great onion rings.

[DaneMcCloud]

See, my first and only Dodger Dog (I made a pilgrimage, happened to catch The Police there) was with ketchup only. Wanted to taste that mofo. It was meh. Police were great.

Yeah, I can't imagine that being too flavorful. Hot dogs aren't very tasty in their own IMO, especially the boiled or steamed variety, which is why I cover them in onions, mustard and jalapeño peppers, if available.

Bacon wrapped Street dogs can be pretty awesome though with everything - mustard, mayo and grilled peppers.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

One thing I dislike about the Southwest is the extreme political takes to the right. BARF.

As I said, I love it here.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

As I said, I love it here.

What are your thoughts on Styx?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

What are your thoughts on Styx?

They are the Al Davis of rock bands.