*** Official 2015 MLB All-Star Game Thread ***

[alnorth]

<table border=3 cellpadding = 4>
<tr><td>Final</td> <td> 1 </td> <td> 2 </td><td> 3 </td><td> 4 </td><td> 5 </td><td> 6 </td><td> 7 </td><td> 8 </td><td> 9 </td><td> R </td><td> H </td><td> E </td></tr>
<tr><td> AL (41-43-2) </td><td> 1 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 2 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 2 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 6 </td><td> 7 </td><td> 2 </td></tr>
<tr><td> NL (43-41-2) </td><td> 0 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 3 </td><td> 6 </td><td> 0 </td></tr>
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The American League will have home field advantage for the 2015 world series.

Cain 2/3, 1 2B, 1RBI
Perez 0/2, 2K.... well, he had long AB's
Escobar 1/2
Wade Davis 1IP 0R 2K
Mike Moustakas 0/1, 1K

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/30/American_League_%28crest%29.png/150px-American_League_%28crest%29.png

Dallas Keuchel 2IP 1R 0ER 0BB 1K
Felix Hernandez 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 1K
Win David Price 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 2K
Hold Chris Archer 1⅓IP 1R 1ER 1BB 1K 1HR
Hold Zach Britton ⅔IP 0R 0ER 0BB 1K
Hold Dellin Betances 1IP 0R 0ER 1BB 1K
Wade Davis 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 2K
Glen Perkins 1IP 1R 1ER 0BB 0K

VS.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f8/NL_logo.png/150px-NL_logo.png

Zack Greinke 2IP 1R 1ER 1BB 4K 1HR
Gerrit Cole 1IP 0R 0ER 1BB 1K
Madison Bumgarner 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 1K
Loss Clayton Kershaw 1IP 2R 2ER 1BB 1K
Jacob deGrom 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 3K
Francisco Rodriguez 1IP 2R 2ER 1BB 0K
Mark Melancon 1IP 1R 1ER 0BB 2K 1HR
Aroldis Chapman 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 3K

Home Runs

AL

Mike Trout - Top 1st leadoff homer to right
Brian Dozier - Top 8th solo shot to center

NL

Andrew McCutchen - Bottom 6th solo homer blasted to left

Starting Lineups

AL

1. Mike Trout, CF
1. Brock Holt, pr/LF
2. Josh Donaldson, 3B
2. Manny Machado, ph/3B
2. Mike Moustakas, ph/3B
3. Albert Pujols, 1B
3. Mark Teixeira, 1B
4. Nelson Cruz, DH
4. Prince Fielder, ph/DH
5. Lorenzo Cain, RF
5. J.D. Martinez, RF
6. Adam Jones, LF
6. Brett Gardner, ph/LF/CF
7. Salvador Perez, C
7. Stephen Vogt, C
7. Russell Martin, ph/C
8. Jose Altuve, 2B
8. Jason Kipnis, 2B
8. Brian Dozier, ph/2B
9. Alcides Escobar, SS
9. Jose Iglesias, ph/SS

NL

1. Andrew McCutchen, CF
1. A.J. Pollock, CF
2. Todd Frazier, 3B
2. Nolan Arenado, 3B
3. Bryce Harper, RF
3. Justin Upton, RF
4. Paul Goldschmidt, 1B
4. Adrian Gonzalez, 1B
5. Buster Posey, C
5. Yadier Molina, C
5. Yasmani Grandal, ph/C
6. Anthony Rizzo, DH
6. Troy Tulowitzki, ph/DH
6. Ryan Braun, ph/DH
7. Jhonny Peralta, SS
7. Brandon Crawford, pr/SS
8. Joc Pederson, LF
8. Kris Bryant, LF
9. DJ LeMahieu, 2B
9. Joe Panik, 2B

[C3HIEF3S]

Go Royals

[alnorth]

Weather doesn't look good tonight. When was the last time an ASG was washed out?

[Mama Hip Rockets]

LET'S GO, ROYALS!

[The Franchise]

Still the coolest moment.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Class acts. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HRDerby?src=hash">#HRDerby</a> <a href="http://t.co/EP2ht5l369">pic.twitter.com/EP2ht5l369</a></p>&mdash; Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/620780832790155264">July 14, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Why Not?]

Still the coolest moment.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Class acts. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HRDerby?src=hash">#HRDerby</a> <a href="http://t.co/EP2ht5l369">pic.twitter.com/EP2ht5l369</a></p>&mdash; Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/620780832790155264">July 14, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Say what you what about Pujols, but the dude has been a serious champion for mentally retarded kids.

[Strongside]

Change title to ****OFFICIAL ROYALS VS. NATIONAL LEAGUE ALL-STARS GAME THREAD****

[teedubya]

Cain and Escobar vs. Greinke. Heh.

[KurtCobain]

It'll be a wash for sure.

[chefsos]

Cain and Escobar vs. Greinke. Heh.ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, BELIEVED FICTIONAL, NOW REALITY
Inexplicably limited to Milwaukee

[Bufkin]

As much as I'm pulling for the AL to win this, the NL just seems to take the cake on paper.

[Hootie]

I think they'll tee off on Keuchel in the 1st

[alnorth]

The forecast has significantly improved, the game will probably not get hit by a storm.

However, the wind is now forecast to be ROARING straight out at almost 20 mph, and the park is already small so.... Home Run Derby, day 2.

[C3HIEF3S]

The forecast has significantly improved, the game will probably not get hit by a storm.

However, the wind is now forecast to be ROARING straight out at almost 20 mph, and the park is already small so.... Home Run Derby, day 2.

These guys don't need any help in that bandbox....
This should be interesting.

[WhawhaWhat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Royals coach Don Wakamatsu just finished ASG lineup card w his ever-artistic touch <a href="http://t.co/FcgDaxOFY4">pic.twitter.com/FcgDaxOFY4</a></p>&mdash; Vahe Gregorian (@vgregorian) <a href="https://twitter.com/vgregorian/status/621043078883844097">July 14, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[alnorth]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">And how did you spend your Tuesday? <a href="http://t.co/thSryep76R">pic.twitter.com/thSryep76R</a></p>&mdash; Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) <a href="https://twitter.com/McCulloughStar/status/621065399057170432">July 14, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[C3HIEF3S]

We're set, especially with Ned leading the way

[C3HIEF3S]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ladies and gents, your Kansas City Royals 2015 All-Star players and staff. And you wondered why we needed a charter. <a href="http://t.co/iasdHg6YHm">pic.twitter.com/iasdHg6YHm</a></p>&mdash; Mike Swanson (@Swanee54) <a href="https://twitter.com/Swanee54/status/621067520942993408">July 14, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Rusty!
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The face of The All-Star Game <a href="http://t.co/8Z4nJRPP0w">pic.twitter.com/8Z4nJRPP0w</a></p>&mdash; Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) <a href="https://twitter.com/McCulloughStar/status/621068521347354624">July 14, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[eDave]

Joe Buck

[alnorth]

Wind forecast has calmed down a bit, but its still blowing out

[tk13]

Asking Pete Rose if he regrets running over Ray Fosse in the All-Star game. "Hell no!" LMAO

[BigRedChief]

Say what you what about Pujols, but the dude has been a serious champion for mentally retarded kids.I'm still pissed he left for $40 million. But its worked out for us. That moment reminded me of all the charity work he does.

But, Pujols walks the walk when it comes to charity. Spends almost all his time in the off season with charity fundraisers and events. When he left St. Louis he kept all his charity appearances and money contributions the same.

That moment was unscripted, He had no idea Champ was there on the field or had been interviewed. He met Champ almost a year ago at a fundraiser and remembered him.

[Fairplay]

Say what you what about Pujols, but the dude has been a serious champion for mentally retarded kids.

He found his niche in life, what is important to him in helping humanity.

[GloryDayz]

While I fully support letting Pete back into MLB, they need to keep him off the air, he comes off as a pompous, arrogant, less-literate doofus!

[kstater]

Did Reynolds just say there's no separation in the Central? The royals have the largest lead in baseball.

[alnorth]

I changed the start time in the OP to be more accurate

[stonedstooge]

While I fully support letting Pete back into MLB, they need to keep him off the air, he comes of as a pompous, arrogant, less-literate doofus!

He's like a bad bar comic

[Coach]

Joe Buck.... seriously?

Looks like the TV will be on mute.

[GloryDayz]

Joe Buck.... seriously?

Looks like the TV will be on mute.

If anybody from ISIS scored tickets to this game, I'd be OK with them using a burning AIDS tree and roasting Joe Buck in a cage over said fire.

[C3HIEF3S]

Just start the fucking game

[GloryDayz]

Just start the fucking game

No shit...

[C3HIEF3S]

When they started this franchise four stuff I thought to myself, "there's no way they're doing this for all 30 teams."
It's still going..

[tk13]

I like how all the Nationals guys were Expos.

[C3HIEF3S]

I like this guy, the Reds broadcaster. Very enjoyable to listen to during games.

[Why Not?]

I'm still pissed he left for $40 million. But its worked out for us. That moment reminded me of all the charity work he does.

But, Pujols walks the walk when it comes to charity. Spends almost all his time in the off season with charity fundraisers and events. When he left St. Louis he kept all his charity appearances and money contributions the same.

That moment was unscripted, He had no idea Champ was there on the field or had been interviewed. He met Champ almost a year ago at a fundraiser and remembered him.

Yeah, all my in laws are huge Cards fans(wife is from there)and they feel about the same way you do in this regard.

[eDave]

Brennaman looks like shit.

And of course its Joe Buck.

[C3HIEF3S]

I'm waiting for Pete Rose.

[KChiefs1]

I'm waiting for Pete Rose.


Last

[Bambi]

wow...

[eDave]

Nice reception.

[chefsos]

I hope Joe Morgan has recently had hip surgery or something, because it's sad watching him struggle out there with a cane.

[lewdog]

I gave Pete a standing ovation in my living room. :clap:

[tk13]

There are few cities who love an athlete more than Cincy loves Pete Rose. Especially since he was born there.

[eDave]

I hope Joe Morgan has recently had hip surgery or something, because it's sad watching him struggle out there with a cane.

My dad has now gone to a cane. It breaks my heart watching this man, in every sense of the word, struggle like that now. It really does.

[stonedstooge]

He's paid the price long enough now

[stonedstooge]

I hope Joe Morgan has recently had hip surgery or something, because it's sad watching him struggle out there with a cane.

He said something about his final time getting cheered

[Coach]

Moosetacos!!!

[eDave]

Moosetacos!!!

"moooooose" was audible.

[C3HIEF3S]

"moooooose" was audible.

It was. Definite Moose call in Cincinnati.

[tk13]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Joe Morgan just had knee surgery that&#39;s taking longer to recover than he anticipated, forcing him to use a walking cane. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ASG?src=hash">#ASG</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/usatmlb?src=hash">#usatmlb</a></p>&mdash; Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) <a href="https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/621106816093696000">July 14, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Bambi]

These hats are http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/8.3/256/fire.png

[Discuss Thrower]

Braun got booed.

[tk13]

LMAO Knew that was coming. They hate the Cardinals.

[Discuss Thrower]

ROFL

[C3HIEF3S]

That was awesome LMAO

[C3HIEF3S]

Ned looking great out there

[Pablo]

Everybody hates St Louis scum.

[Coach]

Edgar!!!

[eDave]

Pujols get's it too

[Coach]

Apparently they also hate ex-Cardinals too.

[eDave]

Hope Salvy blows up today.

[C3HIEF3S]

Wish Gordo was there *wipes tear*

[stonedstooge]

Long time coming Esky

[Coach]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="http://t.co/0vsHrDY1F7">pic.twitter.com/0vsHrDY1F7</a></p>&mdash; Wineland (@Wineland27) <a href="https://twitter.com/Wineland27/status/621108706554482689">July 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[eDave]

Frazier owns that town right now

[tk13]

Everybody hates St Louis scum.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/kcQkRI8yKyw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Anyong Bluth]

I'm doing my Keuchel exercises while watching the game.

Gotta keep it tight!

[Discuss Thrower]

Arenado, Rizzo, Cain, Escobar, Greinke, Kershaw, Machado, Holt and Dozier are on my fantasy team.

I also had LeMahieu at one point too.

[lewdog]

Altuve the Leprechaun!!!!

[eDave]

It's Mother Mary!

[chefsos]

Sounds like a frustrated woman right there

[tk13]

The future Mrs. Russell Wilson.

[lewdog]

Jesus. Does Russel Wilson control her voice too?

Garbage.

[eDave]

The future Mrs. Russell Wilson.

Is she a singer IRL? Cause this is an abomination.

[WhawhaWhat]

I had to change the channel for the Anthem. Sounds awful.

[lewdog]

The fact he's also not banging her means he is 100% gay.

[Pablo]

Muted it.

[srvy]

If anybody from ISIS scored tickets to this game, I'd be OK with them using a burning AIDS tree and roasting Joe Buck in a cage over said fire.

^^^ This.

If it wasn't for Daddy that bum couldn't get a job calling T Bones games.

[SAUTO]

Love how they showed the empty outfield while introducing salvy...

[C3HIEF3S]

I had to change the channel for the Anthem. Sounds awful.

I muted 10 seconds in.

[eDave]

The fact he's also not banging her means he is 100% gay.

That other nigga said they prayed after coitus.

[lewdog]

Can Russel pray to God to get her a singing voice? I know they are pretty tight.

[C3HIEF3S]

Love how they showed the empty outfield while introducing salvy...

Yeah, I find it hard to believe they couldn't send one of their 1500 camera men to Salvy catching in the pen.

[siberian khatru]

I remember when they were young.

[Discuss Thrower]

Did someone do a seance with Marge Schott to make sure all these Hebrews were allowed at the ballpark this evening?

[lewdog]

My mother just texted me and said "God she can't sing and obviously isn't good in bed."

ROFL

[chefsos]

There's a lot of stupid hype about it, but that is indeed like Mount Rushmore there.

[WhawhaWhat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">GIF: Albert Pujols joins the crowd in booing the Cardinals <a href="http://t.co/QQrrsdclEY">pic.twitter.com/QQrrsdclEY</a></p>&mdash; The Cauldron (@TheCauldron) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheCauldron/status/621110309437095936">July 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Coach]

Damn, beaten me to it, Whawhawhat.

[chefsos]

"It's hard to pitch to a guy with pigeon shit on his shoulders."

-Bill Lee, on Hank Aaron (one of my favorite quotes ever)

[C3HIEF3S]

Willie Mays Hayes

[Bambi]

This will be know as the geriatric All Star Game.

[C3HIEF3S]

Bring Koufax in for a look?

[tk13]

Koufax can still locate it, sign him up Dayton.

[stonedstooge]

Not many of my old heroes left anymore

[WhawhaWhat]

Did you guys know that Sandy Koufax was still alive?

[lewdog]

Koufax is fucking awesome.

[chefsos]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">GIF: Albert Pujols joins the crowd in booing the Cardinals <a href="http://t.co/QQrrsdclEY">pic.twitter.com/QQrrsdclEY</a></p>&mdash; The Cauldron (@TheCauldron) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheCauldron/status/621110309437095936">July 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[eDave]

Bring Koufax in for a look?

Can throw a football better than Alex. That's for damn sure. :bolt:

[lewdog]

Did you guys know that Sandy Koufax was still alive?

Yes, he's at spring training here every year and people wait hours in line to possibly get an autograph from him. He's bigger than most of the players at Dodgers camp here. People go around trying to spot him.

[KCUnited]

Bench still makes me want to Rust-o-leum some lawn furniture.

[tk13]

Did you guys know that Sandy Koufax was still alive?

Granted he started playing in the 1950s, but he retired when he was only 30 years old. That'd be unheard of today.

[chefsos]

Good lord, Koufax retired almost 50 years ago and looooks mahhhhvelous.

[ChiefsCountry]

Hard to argue with those 4. Nolan Ryan and Barry Bonds, even though that will be very unpopular have to be in the conversation as well IMO.

[siberian khatru]

Koufax can still locate it, sign him up Dayton.

Good news is Yom Kippur won't interfere with the World Series this year.

[WhawhaWhat]

Yes, he's at spring training here every year and people wait hours in line to possibly get an autograph from him. He's bigger than most of the players at Dodgers camp here. People go around trying to spot him.

He looked better than any of the others. Good for him. He retired 15 years before I was even alive.

[lewdog]

Hard to argue with those 4. Nolan Ryan and Barry Bonds, even though that will be very unpopular have to be in the conversation as well IMO.

I Missed it..what are you talking about?

[gblowfish]

So... how much did Pete bet on the National League tonight?

[Coach]

Good news is Yom Kippur won't interfere with the World Series this year.

Outstanding.

[C3HIEF3S]

Fuck you Joe Buck.
The only thing that can possibly make this worse is Tim McCarver

[Coach]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ned Yost ran out to hug Hank Aaron <a href="http://t.co/eePXaJkT6W">pic.twitter.com/eePXaJkT6W</a></p>&mdash; Evan Drellich (@EvanDrellich) <a href="https://twitter.com/EvanDrellich/status/621113128047280128">July 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[WhawhaWhat]

So... how much did Pete bet on the National League tonight?

I figured he would have found some action on the length of his ovation tonight.

[lewdog]

He looked better than any of the others. Good for him. He retired 15 years before I was even alive.

Yea he looks great! I wasn't even close to seeing him play either but man the stories are legend.

[WhawhaWhat]

**** you Joe Buck.
The only thing that can possibly make this worse is Tim McCarver

I would take Tim McCarver if we could get rid of Joe Buck. Yet another thing that St Louis is responsible for.

[ChiefsCountry]

I Missed it..what are you talking about?

The 4 best living players of all time.

[gblowfish]

I'm surprised Joe Buck can even speak tonight. His lips have probably been wrapped around Mad Bums' Johnson for the last 48 hours....

[eDave]

Server is in bad shape tonight.

[lewdog]

I'm surprised Joe Buck can even speak tonight. His lips have probably been wrapped around Mad Bums' Johnson for the last 48 hours....

ROFL

[WhawhaWhat]

I still like Zack Greinke.

[C3HIEF3S]

There's a good start

[tk13]

Welcome to Great American Ballpark! Where the home runs are plenty and the points do matter.

[gblowfish]

That's the Zack Greinke I know and love....

[eDave]

Ova!

[Coach]

Nice shot by Trout.

[stonedstooge]

BOOM

[Discuss Thrower]

PEACE

[kysirsoze]

Yes!

[siberian khatru]

Take that, Zack

[lewdog]

TROUT!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChiefsCountry]

Thanks Trout. Need Game 7 in Kauffman.

[chefsos]

Everyone in the OF on both teams is a centerfielder, except Harper.

Will everybody call everybody off?

And, Fishbomb.

[C3HIEF3S]

There's going to be a lot of fireworks tonight

[Coach]

#Yosted

[lewdog]

This server is performing about as well as Russell Wilson's dick tonight.

[gblowfish]

Hey, that fuckers trying to kill our coach!

[C3HIEF3S]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Josh Donaldson just threw his bat at Mike Jirschele. Welcome to the All-Star Game, kid.</p>&mdash; Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) <a href="https://twitter.com/McCulloughStar/status/621115676950949888">July 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Coach]

Damn, Jirsch almost got impaled.

[kstater]

Well that didn't take long

[Coach]

"Dammit Trout, I told you to bunt!" - Ned

[ChiefsCountry]

Trout hits a homer and all they can talk about is Bo Jackson. Royals world.

[Fairplay]

Woot for Trout hr

[KChiefs1]

I wonder if these idiots will even recognize when LoCain is up vs Greinke about the trade?

[KCUnited]

Unp tight for an ASG

[gblowfish]

I bet Angel fans love clubbing a Dodger pitcher in the ASG.....

[Coach]

Trout's first AB of ASG the last 4 years: 1B, 2B, 3B, HR. That order.

[WhawhaWhat]

Marlins Man!

[Anyong Bluth]

As usual, SALVY is the first one to celebrate his teammates.

Huge man crush for that dude!

[Coach]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Greinke is going to have to call his shrink after that lead off homer. <a href="http://t.co/D7Wc4pCBTv">pic.twitter.com/D7Wc4pCBTv</a></p>&mdash; Wineland (@Wineland27) <a href="https://twitter.com/Wineland27/status/621116114538401792">July 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[lewdog]

4th All star game for Trout already?! Damn.

[C3HIEF3S]

Great pitch

[KCUnited]

Greinke sounding like Martina Hinges out there.

[gblowfish]

Robinson Cano can blow our entire city

[eDave]

4th All star game for Trout already?! Damn.

And he survived the onslaught of Royal voters.

Greinke getting dialed in

[WhawhaWhat]

4th All star game for Trout already?! Damn.

In 4 years.

[Coach]

Greinke v. Cain.

Awesome.

[lewdog]

Greinke sounding like Martina Hinges out there.

And personally I think she also looks more manly!

[Coach]

Damn ump. Need a 1 Wood to hit that.

[stonedstooge]

Advantage Ump

[chefsos]

I wonder if these idiots will even recognize when LoCain is up vs Greinke about the trade?Guess not. It's a good story, too.

[Anyong Bluth]

Fuck you Joe Buck.
The only thing that can possibly make this worse is Tim McCarver
Do they have SAP on Fox for this game? I may just go Español to avoid Buck the ButtFuck

[WhawhaWhat]

Mike Trout has used his four leadoff appearances at the All-Star game to hit for the cycle.
1st AB 2012: Single
1st AB 2013: Double
1st AB 2014: Triple
1st AB 2015: HR

[d3c0y55]

Ugh

[siberian khatru]

Fox: What Cain-Greinke storyline?

[C3HIEF3S]

everybody's heard about the bird

[Anyong Bluth]

Server is in bad shape tonight.
Rumor has it an upgrade was in the works before all the moolah was embezzled.

[alnorth]

We're playing under exhibition rules today, so Keuchel does not have to go 5 innings to qualify for the win, he only needs 1 inning.

[lewdog]

We're playing under exhibition rules today, so Keuchel does not have to go 5 innings to qualify for the win, he only needs 1 inning.

It's knowledge like this that means we don't mind keeping you around!

[big nasty kcnut]

fuck joe buck he a horrible person!

[KCUnited]

Fox: Lorenzo Cain from the Dominican.

[C3HIEF3S]

Easy inning for Keuchel

[Coach]

Nice inning.

[Anyong Bluth]

We're playing under exhibition rules today, so Keuchel does not have to go 5 innings to qualify for the win, he only needs 1 inning.
As far as I'm concerned Ned can gas him as long as he doesn't jeprodize the win.

[GloryDayz]

Gold shoes heavy???? LOL!!!!



Oh, and FUCK ZG!!!!

[ROYC75]

Mike Trout has used his four leadoff appearances at the All-Star game to hit for the cycle.
1st AB 2012: Single
1st AB 2013: Double
1st AB 2014: Triple
1st AB 2015: HR

WOW, what are the chance this happens again?

[Anyong Bluth]

We're playing under exhibition rules today, so Keuchel does not have to go 5 innings to qualify for the win, he only needs 1 inning.
As far as I'm concerned Ned can gas him as long as he doesn't jeprodize the win.

[Anyong Bluth]

Moose would have had him beat by 2 steps...

jus' sayin

[Coach]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ned Yost is managing one helluva game.</p>&mdash; Royals Review (@royalsreview) <a href="https://twitter.com/royalsreview/status/621119606304813056">July 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[d3c0y55]

**** joe buck he a horrible person!

This

[chefsos]

WOW, what are the chance this happens again?0.

Trout's already used up his first 4 appearances.


:)

[Anyong Bluth]

WOW, what are the chance this happens again?
For the remainder of time? Pretty good.

[tk13]

Talking about Sal's contract. Hootie is throwing things at his TV screen.

[Discuss Thrower]

Pay the man.

[ChiefsCountry]

Talking about Sal's contract. Hootie is throwing things at his TV screen.

Joe Buck reads CP.

[KCUnited]

Cheaps

[C3HIEF3S]

Could Salvy walk in the ASG?!?

[kysirsoze]

Fox: What Cain-Greinke storyline?

They talked about it on ESPN radio.

[d3c0y55]

At least they are saying Perez correctly this timr

[tk13]

Joe Buck reads CP.

If he starts talking about how it should be illegal for Tom Brady to take a pay cut for salary cap purposes, we'll know.

[KCUnited]

If Sal walks the AL should get home field in the WS.

[Coach]

Ball 5.

[siberian khatru]

Dammit

[Coach]

Damn. Straight up owned.

[C3HIEF3S]

LMAO

[ChiefsCountry]

Maybe Greinke wants to take a pay cut and come back here next year. :)

[Coach]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ned Yost has a one-run lead and eight All-Star relievers. This is his zone.</p>&mdash; Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) <a href="https://twitter.com/McCulloughStar/status/621121050240229376">July 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[alnorth]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ned Yost has a one-run lead and eight All-Star relievers. This is his zone.</p>&mdash; Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) <a href="https://twitter.com/McCulloughStar/status/621121050240229376">July 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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ROFL

[C3HIEF3S]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ned Yost has a one-run lead and eight All-Star relievers. This is his zone.</p>&mdash; Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) <a href="https://twitter.com/McCulloughStar/status/621121050240229376">July 15, 2015</a></blockquote>
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ROFL

[Anyong Bluth]

X-ray of Ned's head from the dugout :

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/14/a421f634ddb5417dfc14e2ce1002814f.jpg

NL = Yosted

[gblowfish]

Joe Buck is such a shit head. "Zack was rooting for the Giants during the world series last year...."

Fuck you, you bleeding gash. Go back to the Castro and jam a Bumgarner shaped buttplug up your fudge hole, you dick with ears.

[C3HIEF3S]

YESSSS THE PETE ROSE SKETCHERS COMMERCIAL

[ChiefsCountry]

Yankees girl gets to come to Kansas City in October. Thanks Ryan Seacrest.

[C3HIEF3S]

Sick throw

[Coach]

Nice throw Omar Donaldson.

[Discuss Thrower]

... the fuck was that Josh

[chefsos]

Manny woulda got him

[kysirsoze]

MVP

[siberian khatru]

Put in Moose

[gblowfish]

Fucking Canadians. Why are they even allowed in this game?

[siberian khatru]

Put in Moose

[big nasty kcnut]

joe buck is what a fuckface would look like!

[C3HIEF3S]

Server as the AIDS again.

[Dylan]

Oh Jesus ... NBC mentioned the Yankees - Ya will be turning in an EDP445 rant before we get to the next page of this testosterone filled thread.

Hi guys! o:-)

[ROYC75]

Nice play there Donaldson and all of you voting canucks. hey.....

[lewdog]

Only took me 3 minutes to load page 5 of this thread.

[Hootie]

Talking about Sal's contract. Hootie is throwing things at his TV screen.

I'm just enjoying listening to Greinke grunt every pitch

[AustinChief]

Where is the poster who said Donaldson was a better fielder than Moose? F Canada.

[GloryDayz]

Dang....

[Coach]

Damn.....

[big nasty kcnut]

hello dylan my sweet!

[siberian khatru]

I hope Joe Buck chokes to death on live TV so I can savor every moment

[Coach]

Where is the poster who said Donaldson was a better fielder than Moose? F Canada.

Why is our server having AIDS?

[AustinChief]

Let Donaldson hit one more time this inning but take his worthless fielding ass off the field and put Moose in.

[WhawhaWhat]

Worse performance tonight.. Josh Donaldson or the CP Server?

[GloryDayz]

Where is the poster who said Donaldson was a better fielder than Moose? F Canada.

No shit... THAT'S what not stuffing the ballot box enough do!

[AustinChief]

Why is our server having AIDS?

It's not me, I think PatsPlanet is the culprit I'm shutting down threads over there now

[Dylan]

hello dylan my sweet!

Wow! Hello, sweetheart!

Hope life is treating you well!

[big nasty kcnut]

Dylan i'm very well. Just working hard!

[Anyong Bluth]

Pay the man.

Yep.

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/14/c4e28861f8cdcb0347a3939ccf5f86d6.jpg

[siberian khatru]

CAIN

[Coach]

Lo-Cain!

[eDave]

That some serious cocksucking by Buck.

[Anyong Bluth]

Pay the man.

Yep.

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/14/c4e28861f8cdcb0347a3939ccf5f86d6.jpg

[ROYC75]

Cain says FU Madison !

[alnorth]

Its a shame that the CP server is a steaming pile of shit tonight

[Rams Fan]

http://i.gyazo.com/e5372bea70eaa00a9f41390ac6fcb686.png

umad?

[siberian khatru]

Fuck you MadBum

[chefsos]

I posted this Tuesday morning

[siberian khatru]

Fuck you MadBum

[Coach]

WTF you swing at that one for, Sal?

[C3HIEF3S]

lol

[eDave]

Royal way.

Server sucks

Lew - You got dust over there?

[tk13]

That would've been great about 8 months ago.

[lewdog]

Taking minutes to reload this thread.

If I don't make it back....I love you all!

[ChiefsCountry]

How come that couldn't have happened in the World Series.

[C3HIEF3S]

To think that Kershaw was almost not an AS was insane.

and Esky gets a hit off of Kershaw!!

[lewdog]

Royal way.

Server sucks

Lew - You got dust over there?

No, sunny here!

[Coach]

Esky....

[C3HIEF3S]

To think that Kershaw was almost not an AS was insane.

and Esky gets a hit off of Kershaw!!

[Coach]

Mike Trout, you are not #Royal.

[C3HIEF3S]

Mike Trout, you are not #Royal.

neither is the fucking server