**Official Royals @ Chi Sox Game 2 7/17**

[petegz28]

7:10pm CT first pitch

Volquez vs. Danks

Lineups:

Royals

Escobar SS
Hosmer 1b
Cain CF
Morales DH
Perez C
Infante 2b
Rios RF
Orlando LF
Coleman 3b

White Sox

Eaton CF
Beckham 3b
Cabrera LF
Abreu DH
Laroche 1b
Garcia RF
Flowers C
Sanchez 2b
Saladino SS

[RealSNR]

I was totally going to start the second thread.

I guess I'll just wait for the next time I have the courage to do it.

[SPchief]

Wait, separate threads on a double header? :spock:

[petegz28]

Wait, separate threads on a double header? :spock:

aw boo hoo

Apparently you didn't read where the other thread said "Game 1" :doh!:

[lewdog]

Wait, separate threads on a double header? :spock:

What the fuck is this...amateur hour?!?!

[jimidollar]

I hope we can get 7 strong from Ed tonight.

[kstater]

Jesus Pete

[petegz28]

What the **** is this...amateur hour?!?!

http://rsmg.pbsrc.com/albums/v156/FlyerTom/Forum%20Uploads/Panties-in-a-bunch.jpg~c200

[petegz28]

Jesus Pete

What's your problem? A game thread for game 2 a little too taxing on your mouse clicker?

[petegz28]

I was totally going to start the second thread.

I guess I'll just wait for the next time I have the courage to do it.

Sorry, since I waited literally until 2 minutes before the last game to start the last one and we won I thought I'd try to keep the ju-ju rolling....

apparently some are suffering from sandy vag .......not you, but the other 3 crying for no good reason

[lewdog]

Sorry, since I waited literally until 2 minutes before the last game to start the last one and we won I thought I'd try to keep the ju-ju rolling....

apparently some are suffering from sandy vag .......not you, but the other 3 crying for no good reason

And one is suffering from retarditis.

[petegz28]

And one is suffering from retarditis.

You're taking this all wrong. I wouldn't call you a retard, Lew. But if you were you'd be my favorite retard! :evil:

[petegz28]

I hope we can get 7 strong from Ed tonight.

that and a 5 run lead so we can hand it over to morales and hoch

[C3HIEF3S]

Go Cheufs?
You're all lucky I'm going to be there and balance out this fucktarded mojo.

[petegz28]

Go Cheufs?
You're all lucky I'm going to be there and balance out this ****tarded mojo.

or we're blaming you for a loss then :p

where are you sitting?

[C3HIEF3S]

or we're blaming you for a loss then :p

where are you sitting?

Valiant effort, I must say let's take two

Outfield 5 rows up, I believe left center.
Wearing a powder blue Salvy shirsee and a standard blue Royals hat.

[Fairplay]

Anyone know the starting line up?

[jimidollar]

Anyone know the starting line up?

Cain and some othetr dudes.

[lewdog]

Anyone know the starting line up?

OP sucks at threads.

[petegz28]

OP sucks at threads.

dude i'm telling all that sun fucks you up in the head ...go inside for a bit...

[lewdog]

dude i'm telling all that sun ****s you up in the head ...go inside for a bit...

Where are the lineups!!!???

[petegz28]

Where are the lineups!!!???

That's it! I knew I had met you before. You're that guy that goes to McDonald's and stares at the menu with that bovine look on your face going "I'll have uh....I'll have uh...I'll have uh" as you scan the menu like you don't know WTF McDonald's has :D

[ROYC75]

4321 to all of the whiners in this thread!

Let's Go Royals!

A win puts us at 20 games over .500, lets kick some butt!

[DeezNutz]

Can someone yell at this fuck and get him to perform better? If you're not white, such a confrontation might result in multiple "how should I handle it?" threads, so you've been warned.

[KChiefs1]

We are doomed.

[petegz28]

Can someone yell at this **** and get him to perform better? If you're not white, such a confrontation might result in multiple "how should I handle it?" threads, so you've been warned.

We are doomed.

cry a little harder...your tears are tasty treats

[lewdog]

That's it! I knew I had met you before. You're that guy that goes to McDonald's and stares at the menu with that bovine look on your face going "I'll have uh....I'll have uh...I'll have uh" as you scan the menu like you don't know WTF McDonald's has :D

I don't go to McDonald's. I'm not fat and I'm not poor.

[lewdog]

Seriously. Anyone post the lineups since OP sucks at threads. I'm on my phone.

[stonedstooge]

4321 to all of the whiners in this thread!

Let's Go Royals!

A win puts us at 20 games over .500, lets kick some butt!

Man, 20 games over sure has a sweet ring to it. How many other times have we hit that mark?

[petegz28]

Seriously. Anyone post the lineups since OP sucks at threads. I'm on my phone.

MLB has not posted them yet, when they do, I will. Or maybe not since you're being a little twat.

[petegz28]

I don't go to McDonald's. I'm not fat and I'm not poor.

you're fucking sunbaked, bro

[petegz28]

Seriously. Anyone post the lineups since OP sucks at threads. I'm on my phone.

They are posted now you little, whiney-ass, ****

Coleman is playing 3rd base tonight because you rushed Yost in making the lineup. So thanks for nothing

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Why is there a Chiefs logo on this thread? I am befuddled.

[jimidollar]

Not Coleman!!!!

[petegz28]

Why is there a Chiefs logo on this thread? I am befuddled.

That makes 2 of us. I could swear I clicked Royals and eve thought it was showing that way until you said something. Either no one else noticed or no one else cared to add that to their list of complaints.

[petegz28]

Not Coleman!!!!

Yeah, they called up Lamb and not Cuthbert so...... Not sure what the need is to sit Moose?

[Coach]

Yeah, they called up Lamb and not Cuthbert so...... Not sure what the need is to sit Moose?

Oh, maybe because there's a lefty on the mound, and Ned is going on matchups?

[petegz28]

Oh, maybe because there's a lefty on the mound, and Ned is going on matchups?

which is just idiotic since Moose has the highest average against lefties on our team, iirc

[lewdog]

That makes 2 of us. I could swear I clicked Royals and eve thought it was showing that way until you said something. Either no one else noticed or no one else cared to add that to their list of complaints.

ROO-KIE

[Coach]

which is just idiotic since Moose has the highest average against lefties on our team, iirc

Moose is 3-20 against Danks in his career.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/batvspitch/_/id/28508/john-danks

So... no, not idiotic.

[petegz28]

Moose is 3-20 against Danks in his career.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/batvspitch/_/id/28508/john-danks

So... no, not idiotic.

Okay well you said lefties, not Danks specifically. Can't imagine Coleman being much better though

[petegz28]

ROO-KIE

go change your panties before the game starts

[Coach]

Okay well you said lefties, not Danks specifically. Can't imagine Coleman being much better though

Well, I said "lefty" which indicates one left handed pitcher.....

[lewdog]

go change your panties before the game starts

Just got out of the pool. Storm rolling in. Gotta cook dinner here to start. We are still friends. Always and forever.

[petegz28]

Well, I said "lefty" which indicates one left handed pitcher.....

fair enough

[petegz28]

Just got out of the pool. Storm rolling in. Gotta cook dinner here to start. We are still friends. Always and forever.

A storm? WTF does that mean? You got a gray cloud in the sky and it might drizzle for a few minutes? :D

[stonedstooge]

A storm? WTF does that mean? You got a gray cloud in the sky and it might drizzle for a few minutes? :D

Prolly a dust storm

[petegz28]

If that's a strike tonight it's gonna suck

[Coach]

Too high ump....

[lewdog]

A storm? WTF does that mean? You got a gray cloud in the sky and it might drizzle for a few minutes? :D

Prolly a dust storm

Desert thunderstorms with rain for the next 3 days....asshats.

[GloryDayz]

Let's do this thing man!!!!!!!

[KChiefs1]

If that's a strike tonight it's gonna suck


If he calls it both ways no problems.

[stonedstooge]

NIce play Omar

[stonedstooge]

NICE defense that inning

[Coach]

Nice quick inning and good D.

[SPchief]

Well that was a nifty inning

[RollChiefsRoll]

This D makes it look easy as shit.

[lewdog]

Let's do this thing man!!!!!!!

Montana Mule tonight?

[GloryDayz]

Nice quick inning and GREAT D.

FYP

[GloryDayz]

Montana Mule tonight?

Water... I'll get to it...

[RollChiefsRoll]

Some high strikes tonight...

[Coach]

Wow Rios.

That was served in a goddamn golden platter to you, and you let it go?

[KevB]

WTF Rios? It is not often a guy gets a 90 mph fastball right down the middle with 2 strikes and never once considers swinging.

[ROYC75]

Nice quick inning and good D.

It was but all three balls hit we're squared up and solid, that concerns me.

[Deberg_1990]

How much longer must we live with the turd of Rios??

[lewdog]

How much longer must we live with the turd of Rios??

Home run today asshole!

[lewdog]

Where is everyone tonight? It's like it's a Friday night and people have things to do or something.

[petegz28]

Where is everyone tonight? It's like it's a Friday night and people have things to do or something.

They sure showed up to complain but then poof!

[lewdog]

Game.........

[ROYC75]

I told you they were getting good wood on the ball.

[Coach]

Wow. A Escobar walk?

[Fairplay]

A win puts us at 20 games over .500, lets kick some butt!


I don't think even the most optimistic of fans would think we would at at this number at the break.

[stonedstooge]

Wow. A Escobar walk?

He's becoming a man right before our eyes.

[petegz28]

Ump has a fairly generous strike zone tonight

[Fairplay]

Their Davis kinda looks like our Davis.

[petegz28]

damn...just didn't get quite all of it

[petegz28]

Their Davis kinda looks like our Davis.

you man Danks?

[ROYC75]

damn...just didn't get quite all of it

He missed a HR by 3 degrees.

[Fairplay]

Ump has a fairly generous strike zone tonight


As long as it's called the same for both sides it doesn't matter much to me.

It can favor certain pitchers though like Duffy IMO.

[Coach]

Sean Manaea going to NWA. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKKE0uJVAAA2T7Y.jpg

[Fairplay]

you man Danks?

Sorry spellcheck

[Coach]

Nice pitch to get him out.

[Coach]

Well, that got reamed up in his asshole...

Luckly it popped out in time.

[Fairplay]

Didn't years back a father and son at that stadium run out on the field and beat up our third base coach?

[stonedstooge]

Volquez takin a beatin on the mound

[ROYC75]

Damn, Edison is getting drilled tonight, literally getting drilled!

That's going to leave a bruise.

[Coach]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKKLMxZUwAE3tVq.jpg:large

Almonte getting some good work in tonight.

[lewdog]

That one hurts. Not sure he'll be back.

[Coach]

*whistles* Very close to a strike....

[kstater]

That was out of the zone, Orlando shouldn't have fouled that off and fought./

[C3HIEF3S]

Yawn

[KevB]

Soft tossing lefties who stay out of the middle of the plate give us fits

[SPchief]

Jesus

[Captain Obvious]

Soft tossing lefties who stay out of the middle of the plate give us fits

A couple of 12 pitch ABs would be terrible.

[Coach]

Jeez, that was too close to his head.

[Coach]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKKOm8ZUsAExTOt.jpg

[Coach]

Sweet looking 6-4-3 DP.

[stonedstooge]

HAHA. DP BOYS

[GloryDayz]

Now let's get a run or nine...

[RollChiefsRoll]

Seriously? God damn it.

[GloryDayz]

Well poop.

[KevB]

Why would you stop? Only chance you have is the 1st baseman makes a bad throw. Nobody ever gets out of a rundown.

[KChiefs1]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKKLMxZUwAE3tVq.jpg:large

Almonte getting some good work in tonight.


http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/17/2bb2819d36f7f5829561c57bb0b09548.jpg
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/17/814041a9854eab89694a9355ac125d8c.jpg

[Coach]

No chance. He was out by a mile.

[RollChiefsRoll]

SIENTATE CABRON

[SPchief]

Keep being you Ventura

[KChiefs1]

Rios is so worthless.

[Coach]

GODDAMMIT RIOS!

[RollChiefsRoll]

Ugh

[GloryDayz]

Ugh

[KevB]

Please find a replacement for this guy

[Hootie]

Rios is my least favorite royal since Juan Gonzalez and that's saying something

[GloryDayz]

Take that ugly fucking shit off anyway.. You aren't Mr. T..

[RollChiefsRoll]

Nice job by Volquez in this game.

[RollChiefsRoll]

Take that ugly fucking shit off anyway.. You aren't Mr. T..

wut

[Coach]

wut

I imagine he's talking about Rio's necklace/bling.

[SAUTO]

Where is the strike zone?

[C3HIEF3S]

The most boring baseball game I have ever witnessed.

[petegz28]

we just can't string anything together....hopefully we can hold them at 1 and get to their pen.

[lewdog]

Nice tag HOMO.

[stonedstooge]

DAMNIT OMAR

[Demonpenz]

Awesome tag Infante

[GloryDayz]

Out

[Coach]

What the hell Omar?

[kstater]

He got him

[petegz28]

he's out..WTF Ned? what do you have to lose?

BTW that was a shit tag, Omar

[GloryDayz]

Yeah, let's not have that reviewed!

[noa]

What was Infante doing? He didn't even try to tag.

[lewdog]

I'm sorry, calling Omar a Homo is a disgrace to homos everywhere. I have nothing against them. I'm sorry.

FUCK YOU OMAR!!!

[petegz28]

Ned Yost sleeping or WTF?

[stonedstooge]

Omar got himself out of position and couldn't recover

[petegz28]

You have nothing to lose by challenging that in the 6th.

[Hootie]

Nice to see Omar and Rios playing tonight !

[RollChiefsRoll]

WOW CAIN

[stonedstooge]

Lo makes it look so easy

[Hootie]

Royals replay guy clearly saw he was safe Pete calm down lmao

[petegz28]

should be 2 outs, with no runners on....thanks OMAR

[Coach]

Nice play Cain.

[petegz28]

Royals replay guy clearly saw he was safe Pete calm down lmao

yeah, clearly....

[KChiefs1]

Rios & Infante don't fit on this team at all.

[petegz28]

Twins wasting no time...already up 1-0 over the A's

[RollChiefsRoll]

Was Melky shouting at Volquez?

[Hootie]

Twins wasting no time...already up 1-0 over the A's
Omg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stonedstooge]

One of Cain's best by far. Getting back there was something 75

[GloryDayz]

Just pitch...

[kstater]

Someone's getting beaned this weekend

[suzzer99]

Shut up Amish ethnic douchebeard

[lewdog]

Shouting about Volquez taking a huge swing during the last ruckus? Just a thought.

[stonedstooge]

Someone's getting beaned this weekend
We're playing the White Sox right?

[petegz28]

:facepalm:

[Coach]

Next time, keep your yap shut.

[suzzer99]

Nice

[bsroyals54]

NOT WORRIED

[GloryDayz]

Yank him... He's gone mentally...

[noa]

Well that's a bummer. Oh well, still game left to play.

[tk13]

Not sure I've seen that one too many times. Wild pitch that bounces into the stands.

[lewdog]

Next time, keep your yap shut.

Who started it? I wasn't in the room so not sure what happened.

[stonedstooge]

Dusty got a gun

[RollChiefsRoll]

Cmon bats.

[bsroyals54]

Dusty got a gun

he should shoot himself with it

[petegz28]

Omar puts a real tag down and it's not even an issue....

[Dunit35]

Who started it? I wasn't in the room so not sure what happened.

Pete, when he F'd up the game thread.

[Great Expectations]

Solid outing with 6 innings and two runs. Time to score a few moar runs. It's extremely frustrating to see this awful pitcher dominate us.

[stonedstooge]

he should shoot himself with it

Man, what a way to start out in the majors that dude hadLMAO. I felt sorry for him

[Great Expectations]

Chelsor is obviously better, no idea why this dude is playing over him.

[bsroyals54]

Man, what a way to start out in the majors that dude hadLMAO. I felt sorry for him

I don't know that man, but hes a cunt.

[bsroyals54]

take a damn walk rios

[Coach]

Okay, let's see if they can do something about this one then....

[GloryDayz]

He should steal on the first pitch. It's not like if they tag him before he get to the bag that they'll call him out.

[stonedstooge]

A long ball sounds good tonight

[bsroyals54]

the only cheers Danks gets is when he pitches vs the Royals

[RollChiefsRoll]

Pinch run Dyson

[ROYC75]

We need a big inning here, we are just flat tonight.

[petegz28]

Okay, let's see if they can do something about this one then....

haven't moved guys all night so maybe it's gonna happen now? need to send like 7-8 guys to the plate this inning....

[petegz28]

and I'd be sending Moose up for Coleman.....

[bsroyals54]

Pinch run Dyson

srsly get rios out of there

[kstater]

Following a double header up with a 130 game?

[kstater]

Ventura gonna Ventura

[SPchief]

Jesus ump, let em stall much?

[stonedstooge]

DO IT ESKY

[bsroyals54]

time for some clutchscobar

[lewdog]

Following a double header up with a 130 game?

I don't get this either.

[bsroyals54]

SHIT SOUP

[GloryDayz]

Not our night so far...

[petegz28]

damn, not looking good....can't get anything going for shit

[Captain Obvious]

We don't like to swing at strikes with runners on.

[baitism]

Some pathetic swings.

[Hootie]

Dfa everyone

[tk13]

Following a double header up with a 130 game?

The doubleheader wasn't actually in the schedule. It's a makeup game, it was supposed to be a night game followed by day game.

[lewdog]

Dfa everyone

Agreed. Loses in baseball are unacceptable.

[Great Expectations]

We don't like to swing at strikes with runners on.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/stats/byteam?cat=Situational&cut_type=39&sort=722&conference=AL&year=season_2011

[petegz28]

think he was safe....

[baitism]

Lead off hitters getting on a lot.

[petegz28]

wow, that was fucking close but he's out....

[GloryDayz]

Oh, so you can question an call? Who knew?

[stonedstooge]

Shocker. Ump got it right

[lewdog]

Morales got dat dip in.

[Captain Obvious]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/stats/byteam?cat=Situational&cut_type=39&sort=722&conference=AL&year=season_2011

Yeah, they have a high average. But I bet you'd find that they also swing at balls out of the zone pretty frequently.

[SPchief]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/stats/byteam?cat=Situational&cut_type=39&sort=722&conference=AL&year=season_2011

You may want to adjust that to the current year. But your point stands

[SPchief]

Derp de derp de derp derp

[RollChiefsRoll]

Rios is an abortion

[petegz28]

JFC, Rios you really do suck ass...

[stonedstooge]

Alex is like the Godfather of the team. DAMN IT RIOS

[bsroyals54]

MORE RIOS AND COLEMAN WE NEED A STEADY DIET OF BOTH NED

[lewdog]

Melky going to shred us here.

[petegz28]

that's a DP all day if you catch that....

[petegz28]

well that was pretty much our shot at staying in this game and Rios blew it.

Now Morales has to work some magic and get 4 or 5 outs without them scoring

[Hootie]

Can we end this Rios monstrosity?

[Coach]

Honestly, I'm tired of Rios already. It's time to cut your losses and move on.

[bsroyals54]

even his home run last game was meaningless

[lewdog]

Melky going to shred us here.

Reverse mojo jinx.

FUCK you MELKY!

[petegz28]

Big K right there. Now you just have to get Abreu out....no big deal

[Demonpenz]

The Melkman leaveth

[Coach]

Come on Franklin.

One more to get out of this.

[GloryDayz]

The one girl needs to just dance some more!

[stonedstooge]

WAY TO GO FRANKLIN

[SPchief]

WHY IS HE EVEN ON THE TEAM?

[petegz28]

way to pitch around it, Morales.....fuck you Rios

[Coach]

Benjamin Fucking Morales.

Nice recovery.

[bsroyals54]

Thats our bullpen, doing the bases loaded dance

[petegz28]

WHY IS HE EVEN ON THE TEAM?

If Gordon doesn't get hurt he might not be. But once Gordon went down he got a reprieve. They were talking about this after the first game on 610.

[Captain Obvious]

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

[SPchief]

If Gordon doesn't get hurt he might not be. But once Gordon went down he got a reprieve. They were talking about this after the first game on 610.

Oh I'm sure. Clearly they would have kept Blanton over Morales if Gordon hadn't have gotten hurt

[Coach]

Okay Ned, you gotta get out of the clubhouse from pounding Natty Lights with Foxworthy and start chewing some asses on the offense.

[baitism]

We need a right handed bat. We suck bad versus lefties.

[petegz28]

did Hosmer even swing?

[petegz28]

Oh I'm sure. Clearly they would have kept Blanton over Morales if Gordon hadn't have gotten hurt

gfy

[KChiefs1]

did Hosmer even swing?


We need a Bloop & a Blast.

[bsroyals54]

I swear La Roche has pirate DNA or something, looks like hes about to pillage a shitty boat

[bsroyals54]

HOT BATS

[KChiefs1]

Need frenzy hitting.

[petegz28]

another shutout inc....that's like 8 or so on the season...

[Al Bundy]

I just turned the game on.. doesn't look like the Royals are doing much at the plate in game 2.

[lewdog]

I just turned the game on.. doesn't look like the Royals are doing much at the plate in game 2.

They quit at the plate.

[C3HIEF3S]

Offense is sleeping tonight. It happens.

[C3HIEF3S]

It feels like we're losing 8-0.

[siberian khatru]

They quit at the plate.

I hope 610 carries the post game ass-chewing live.

[Great Expectations]

You may want to adjust that to the current year. But your point stands

My iPad had a crappy advertisement blocking the year. This one is moar accurate.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/stats/byteam?cat=Situational&cut_type=39&conference=AL&year=season_2015&sort=722

[SPchief]

They quit at the plate.

Clearly Ned needs to chew some ass

[lewdog]

I hope 610 carries the post game ass-chewing live.

Clearly Ned needs to chew some ass

You guys are being dicks to that other poster who posts this.

[noa]

Hoch looking good at least.

[KChiefs1]

I think we all know how the 9th inning goes.

[Coach]

Nice cutter.

[petegz28]

Perez
Infante
Rios

[SPchief]

You guys are being dicks to that other poster who posts this.

gfy

[Great Expectations]

If Ned gets fired up,and chews some ass will we come back in the 9th?

[GloryDayz]

I think y'all need to calm down.

[lewdog]

Hoch looking good at least.

Very good.

When I was at some workouts this spring some dude was riding his bike out of the players parking lot. Didn't realize until he went past it was Hoch. Everyone else driving Mercendes, BMW, etc.....nope, just a Trek mountain bike for Hoch.

[Al Bundy]

They quit at the plate.

Did they? Very interesting.

[WilliamTheIrish]

I hope 610 carries the post game ass-chewing live.

Unacceptable-19-games-over-500-baseball.