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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

110-year-old woman drank three beers and a shot every day for years


Published August 04, 2015
·FoxNews.com

The secret to making it to 105 years old is apparently a daily dose of alcohol.

Making it five more years, however, means you may have to cut back.

Those are the lessons coming from Agnes Fenton, who turned 110 on Saturday, when she officially became a supercentarian.

Fenton told ABC in an interview for her 105th birthday that she enjoyed three Miller High Life’s and a shot of Johnnie Walker Blue Label scotch every day for nearly 70 years.

“Her health has been phenomenal…She’s completely, thoroughly amazing”

- Dr. Kenneth Wasserman

Fenton started the regimen, she told ABC, on a doctor’s advice following the removal of a benign tumor.

But Fenton isn’t a spry 105 anymore and she’s had to tone it down since then. She eats little now and her caregivers are reluctant to give her alcohol, according to NorthJersey.com.

Dr. Kenneth Wasserman, who’s cared for Fenton for nearly 20 years, told NorthJersey.com he couldn’t explain how Fenton has been able to stay so healthy for so long.

“The few things she’s had wrong with her have disappeared in ways they should not have,” Wasserman said. “Her health has been phenomenal…She’s completely, thoroughly amazing.”

So is her spirit.

Asked ahead of her birthday if her caregivers would relent and give her a shot of Johnnie Walker, Fenton replied: “They better

[ptlyon]

Livin the high life

[RealSNR]

If she had done boar semen instead, she'd be guaranteed to reach 120, I'll bet.

[DMAC]

I wonder how much water she drank every day along with the alcohol.

[stumppy]

I wonder how many ex-husbands she completely sucked the life out of in order to make it this long.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I wonder if she was a Hottie back in her day

[RippedmyFlesh]

Her Dr must be the Jamaal Charles of MDs.

[88TG88]

Why does anyone want to live that long, cant do shit anymore.

[Chromatic]

yay genetics

[Eleazar]

A shot of blue label every day? She isn't living on social security, is she

[Pablo]

Why does anyone want to live that long, cant do shit anymore.You certainly can do shit. You can shit right in your pants and watch that nurse you don't like clean it up. Eat a bag of Haribo sugar free gummy bears and really ruin her Monday morning.

[ChiTown]

A shot of blue label every day? She isn't living on social security, is she

That's what I was thinking as well - I think that goes for about $180/bottle

[KCrockaholic]

Won't work with me. When I drink 3 beers it turns into 9. When I do a shot of whiskey it turns into 6.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Won't work with me. When I drink 3 beers it turns into 9. When I do a shot of whiskey it turns into 6.

Well, chances are she's a LIAR. She's a binge drinker and a chronic alcoholic. Nobody has checked her ID . She's really 35 years old and looks 105.

[BucEyedPea]

Eatin' my food. Some beer and some red wine—good for ya! With lots of chocolate—your daily fruit. Tastes great with red wine!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Was gonna quit drinkin. Now I have second thoughts.

Yep, mind made up. I think Tequila sounds good !

Back in a little bit.

[eDave]

Won't work with me. When I drink 3 beers it turns into 9. When I do a shot of whiskey it turns into 6.

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[BucEyedPea]

Was gonna quit drinkin. Now I have second thoughts.

Yep, mind made up. I think Tequila sounds good !

Back in a little bit.

I LOVE Tequila. Well, Margaritas that is.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I LOVE Tequila. Well, Margaritas that is.

So are you asking me out ? Is that what you're doing ?

[scho63]

Did you ever notice that EVERY time they profile one of these long living Centenarians they're dead in less than 30 days? :hmmm:

[BucEyedPea]

So are you asking me out ? Is that what you're doing ?

No, not really! Just wanted to say that I love that drink.

Just finished up some wine with dark chocolate tho' so I am a bit tipsy and it may have come out wrong.STFU

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

No, not really! Just wanted to say that I love that drink.

Just finished up some wine with dark chocolate tho' so I am a bit tipsy and it may have come out wrong.STFU

OK! I'll be over in a bit !!!!:thumb:

[BucEyedPea]

Come sail away with me, if my family likes you.

[Clyde Frog]

Damn. I thought this was a thread on Bulgarian Peasant Feces.


http://www.americainwwii.com/articles/getting-inside-hitlers-head/

[Psyko Tek]

I been drinking High Life since I was 13
I AM IMMORTAL

[beach tribe]

I thought this was going to be about keeping a hog from busting a nut too quick.

[eDave]

I thought this was going to be about keeping a hog from busting a nut too quick.

I'm assuming in his business, you want them to cum early and often

[Coochie liquor]

Why does anyone want to live that long, cant do shit anymore.

This!! I pray I tap out much earlier than this lady. I don't even wanna see 90. Can't imagine having to eat tons of pills to make it through the day.

[BWillie]

Funny, I always thought it was bull semen.

[Saccopoo]

A shot of blue label every day? She isn't living on social security, is she

She balances it out by budgeting the beer costs by purchasing High Life instead of a premium brand.

I think she chose well. Blue Label is as good as it gets. If she's a bit judicious, she'll get a month of shots out of a single bottle.

[Coochie liquor]

I LOVE Tequila. Well, Margaritas that is.

Have you tried that Cuervo Cinge? It's cinnamon flavored, VERY dangerous. You literally can't taste any alcohol in it. We drank a half a fifth quickly.

[BucEyedPea]

Have you tried that Cuervo Cinge? It's cinnamon flavored, VERY dangerous. You literally can't taste any alcohol in it. We drank a half a fifth quickly.

No, I have not. Tho' I prefer it with lime usually. Cinnamon doesn't go with lime.