-- Do you clean the chalaza jizz-shot out of your eggs?

[Simply Red]

You know the membrane smegma? Well, do you? Do you only do it if you're NOT scrambling them? Do you do it ONLY WHEN you scramble them? Do you just eat that gnarly sperm drop after it's cooked and not worry about it? What is you egg prep protocol w/ regards to that egg loogie 'chalaza?


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In animals[edit]
In the eggs of most birds and reptiles, the chalazae are two spiral bands of tissue that suspend the yolk in the center of the white (the albumen). The function of the chalazae is to hold the yolk in place. For culinary use of eggs, particularly in baking, the chalazae are sometimes removed in order to ensure a uniform texture.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalaza

[Simply Red]

I do tend to clean it out - though it's not critical if I'm pressed on time.

[Donger]

It depends.

[A Salt Weapon]

Lol, I worked with a guy that every time we went to breakfast would order his eggs jizz-free, he then had to explain to every waiter/waitress what he meant. It was quite entertaining. I doubt a single one of them removed it, probably added more, who knows.

[Fish]

The jizz shot tastes delicious...

[ptlyon]

The jizz shot tastes delicious...

This is going on record...

[Bugeater]

Well now that you pointed out the fact that it's in there, yes, I will have to do that.

[58-4ever]

Incredible Edible Jizz

[Simply Red]

Its smoother when removed from scrambled. I've noticed. Although - again, it's not a deal-breaker, I've eaten the chick jizz in the past. Even since I've posted on CP, I think.

[Simply Red]

& here is as good as anywhere to post this - I almost ALWAYS buy medium eggs.

[GloucesterChief]

No. Too much work. I only separate the egg white from the yolk when a recipe calls for it or for just egg whites or yolks.

[Bugeater]

We buy the large, brown, cage-free eggs.

[LoneWolf]

Misleading thread title. No mention of jizz in Wikipedia link posted.

[Simply Red]

No. Too much work. I only separate the egg white from the yolk when a recipe calls for it or for just egg whites or yolks.

You seem nice.

[Simply Red]

Misleading thread title. No mention of jizz in Wikipedia link posted.

I agree. I took it to the street a little.

[58-4ever]

We buy the large, brown, cage-free eggs.

Chickens are the only way to go... Fresh

[Simply Red]

We buy the large, brown, cage-free eggs.

Love that new Jalapeno ketchup on my scrambled, it's by Heinz!

[Simply Red]

Chickens are the only way to go... Fresh

Remove semen or no?

[Bugeater]

Love that new Jalapeno ketchup on my scrambled, it's by Heinz!
I see what you did there.

[Simply Red]

I see what you did there.

So you hadn't yet had it then?

[Simply Red]

Learned it from my Grandpa - Ketchup on the scrambled eggs.

[GloucesterChief]

Learned it from my Grandpa - Ketchup on the scrambled eggs.

Hot sauce is better. I prefer the chipotle cholula.

[Donger]

Learned it from my Grandpa - Ketchup on the scrambled eggs.

Is the ketchup organic? It needs to be organic. Simple Truth or equivalent.

[TimBone]

Well now that you pointed out the fact that it's in there, yes, I will have to do that.
Don't even bother. At this point, you've been unknowingly swallowing jizz all of your life and enjoying it. Don't stop now, bud.

[TimBone]

I am certainly not a ketchup on eggs type of guy. My wife loves it though.

[Simply Red]

I was going to create another thread - but seems I've been taking to metal a lot over the last few weeks - but - how do you feel about Ratt Out of the Cellar? Sorry so random - but srsly!

[Simply Red]

Is the ketchup organic? It needs to be organic. Simple Truth or equivalent.

No - in fact I think it has High Fructose Corn Syrup as the #1 ingredient (which I love - by the way!) - I will entertain the Simple Truth next go around.

[baitism]

It adds flavor.

[Donger]

I was going to create another thread - but seems I've been taking to metal a lot over the last few weeks - but - how do you feel about Ratt Out of the Cellar? Sorry so random - but srsly!

Is that a local fast food chain? If so, we don't have them here.

[Donger]

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[Simply Red]

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Nice. I actually like that.

[kcpasco]

I like my eggs fried and want the yoke held in place. So I guess that's a no.

[Donger]

Nice. I actually like that.

Yes.

[displacedinMN]

I miss Red when he is not around.

[Simply Red]

Yes.

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[Donger]

I never understood Devo.

[Donger]

One of the great mysteries of life: Was Stan being facetious with this or not?

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[Simply Red]

I never understood Devo.

well, Satisfaction rocked for one thing - very overlooked.

[MIAdragon]

Every. fucking. time.

[Simply Red]

Every. ****ing. time.

love the passion - thank you Miadragon.

[Bugeater]

So you hadn't yet had it then?
I think I've made my feelings about ketchup abundantly clear.

[kcpasco]

Just think about where an egg comes from and your worried about the 2 jizz shots.

[Simply Red]

I think I've made my feelings about ketchup abundantly clear.

Ok. Chillax!

[Bugeater]

I was going to create another thread - but seems I've been taking to metal a lot over the last few weeks - but - how do you feel about Ratt Out of the Cellar? Sorry so random - but srsly!
I liked it ok back when it came out, but like most 80s hair metal it has not stood the test of time IMO.

[Simply Red]

see i think that sound is precisely what is coming back right now. That's why I've heated up to the classics - you know me - if it wasn't still 8th grade - I'd never watch headbangers ball again - but now - today - w/ the changing and enough time passed - that I actually crave that genre - lol.

[Bugeater]

see i think that sound is precisely what is coming back right now. That's why I've heated up to the classics - you know me - if it wasn't still 8th grade - I'd never watch headbangers ball again - but now - today - w/ the changing and enough time passed - that I actually crave that genre - lol.
Judas Priest is my go-to when I need a heavy metal fix.

[RobBlake]

i always think about this when making eggs and never know how to describe it lol. Yes, I remove it on the regular.

[Donger]

I never liked "heavy metal," unless it was uranium or plutonium.

[listopencil]

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Not bad. I prefer this version over that one:
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[listopencil]

Or this one, even though the quality of the recording is shit:

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[MIAdragon]

I never liked "heavy metal," unless it was uranium or plutonium.

You don't get truly heavy unless you're rocking osmium.

[cdcox]

I'm pretty sure that in the history of humans eating eggs 99 times out of 100 no one notices when the eat the part in question.

[Perineum Ripper]

Rocky drank a bunch of egg jizz every morning and he beat the Russian..so I'm definitely not going to take it out

[Simply Red]

http://i.imgur.com/DRK8Rfv.gif

[Earthling]

As far as eggs go...whip it. Whip it good.

[ExtremeChief]

I never even noticed it before. Thanks CP for ruining my eggs forever.

[Simply Red]

I never even noticed it before. Thanks CP for ruining my eggs forever.

just de-jizz bud.

[Otter]

We buy the large, brown, cage-free eggs. I demand my eggs come from terrorized, often poked with sticks chickens with no self esteem. You can taste the tears.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Learned it from my Grandpa - Ketchup on the scrambled eggs.

That's gross, man.
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[Earthling]

I had an immaculate conception egg once. My farmer friend swore there was no rooster in the hen house and yet there was that egg. Wish I could remember what it tasted like.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

It gives me clean breakers so nope

[tooge]

I eat it. I can't see it once the yolk turns white, and I can't see it in scrambled eggs either.

[RealSNR]

I actually only eat the jizz. It takes a lot of eggs to make a simple jizz-only omelet, but the taste is worth it!