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ChiliConCarnage
08-26-2015, 11:42 AM
In a lengthy profile in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Wilson claims the water, which the company he’s working with sells for $3 a bottle, caused his brain to recover from what could have been a serious injury.

“I banged my head during the Packers game in the playoffs, and the next day I was fine,” Wilson said. “It was the water.”

Wilson insists that the Recovery Water “works well,” and that a teammate used the water to heal a knee injury. And if that makes Recovery Water sound more like a scam than a miracle cure, well, Wilson admits he can’t prove that it works.

Remember, God speaks directly to this man. Get your bottles of Recovery Water now!

“Well, we’re not saying we have real medical proof,” Wilson said.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/08/26/russell-wilson-claims-recovery-water-healed-his-head-injury/
pr_capone
08-26-2015, 11:45 AM
Hope the FDA comes down on him and the company for endorsing the product by stating it was the water that healed his injury and that of his teammate.
Beef Supreme
08-26-2015, 11:48 AM
It's got electrolytes.
MMXcalibur
08-26-2015, 11:49 AM
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bevischief
08-26-2015, 11:51 AM
It's wet...
saphojunkie
08-26-2015, 11:56 AM
This dude is so good at football and so batshit crazy.
The Franchise
08-26-2015, 11:57 AM
Hope the FDA comes down on him and the company for endorsing the product by stating it was the water that healed his injury and that of his teammate.

I don't see why they wouldn't. They went after Kim K. for her tweet about a drug helping pregnancies.
GloucesterChief
08-26-2015, 11:58 AM
This dude is so good at football and so batshit crazy.

It happens in sports. Weird personalities can excel because it is a meritocracy. Look at Rodman and Manny Ramirez.
Titty Meat
08-26-2015, 12:05 PM
Wilson says a lot of crazy shit
Pablo
08-26-2015, 12:10 PM
Wilson says a lot of crazy shitThat's what happens when you're a nutjob.
thabear04
08-26-2015, 12:10 PM
Him and Manny Pacquiao must drink the same water.
ThaVirus
08-26-2015, 12:13 PM
This dude is so good at football and so batshit crazy.


LMAO

Yeah. I'm a fan of the guy on the field but he's obviously a basket case.
BigMeatballDave
08-26-2015, 12:18 PM
Must be Holy water.
BigMeatballDave
08-26-2015, 12:19 PM
Or Jesus juice.
DaneMcCloud
08-26-2015, 12:20 PM
Sounds legit
Fish
08-26-2015, 12:45 PM
Incredible athlete, but he's one dumb son of a bitch......
Chieficus
08-26-2015, 12:52 PM
Was it purple drink?
19now11
08-26-2015, 12:53 PM
i really dont think hes very good but then again i support our qb. what do i know...
KCUnited
08-26-2015, 12:55 PM
Now with twice the horse placenta.
KC_Lee
08-26-2015, 12:55 PM
Going with this....

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pr_capone
08-26-2015, 01:16 PM
i really dont think hes very good but then again i support our qb. what do i know...

Mods should change your user name to Jon Snow.
Fish
08-26-2015, 01:17 PM
Still, there's millions of even dumber sons of bitches that believe that kind of nonsense. Otherwise shit like this wouldn't be possible.....

http://i60.tinypic.com/2rxwvsz.jpg
19now11
08-26-2015, 01:23 PM
who the fuck is jon snow?
loochy
08-26-2015, 01:45 PM
Still, there's millions of even dumber sons of bitches that believe that kind of nonsense. Otherwise shit like this wouldn't be possible.....

http://i60.tinypic.com/2rxwvsz.jpg

:spock:

5.99? WTF? Buy a normal water and 2 pieces of asparagus. Or better yet, get water from the sink and buy 2 pieces of asparagus.
Rain Man
08-26-2015, 01:47 PM
I'm hoping to get Russell Wilson to invest in my new Recovery Air product. I've done numerous scientific studies that show that air is very healthy and prevents death. I'm also negotiating to get a testimonial from David Carradine.
SPchief
08-26-2015, 02:07 PM
Still, there's millions of even dumber sons of bitches that believe that kind of nonsense. Otherwise shit like this wouldn't be possible.....

http://i60.tinypic.com/2rxwvsz.jpg

No way that's real. That has to be photo shopped
Rain Man
08-26-2015, 02:15 PM
No way that's real. That has to be photo shopped

I think it's real. Whole Foods pulled it from the shelves because the Internet was making fun of them.
ThaVirus
08-26-2015, 02:22 PM
i really dont think hes very good but then again i support our qb. what do i know...


Not a fucking thing
ChiliConCarnage
08-26-2015, 02:28 PM
No way that's real. That has to be photo shopped

It's real. From a John Oliver bit you can find on youtube
Fish
08-26-2015, 02:53 PM
No way that's real. That has to be photo shopped

True story. They came under criticism for it, so they started claiming it was actually intended to be broth for soup. Then they pulled the product altogether because nobody believed that bullshit.