Bill O'Brien: Jadeveon Clowney on track to play in Texans season opener

[Tribal Warfare]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Guys. We finally get to see <a href="https://twitter.com/clownejd">@clownejd</a> play football again. In a regular season game. Week 1! <a href="http://t.co/UsLAf3iX8U">http://t.co/UsLAf3iX8U</a> <a href="http://t.co/zhSPKh4NJT">pic.twitter.com/zhSPKh4NJT</a></p>&mdash; NFL Network (@nflnetwork) <a href="https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/636757716334182400">August 27, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[RealSNR]

Nobody's afraid of his brokedick ass.

[Mav]

If healthy, he's an issue.

[RealSNR]

If alive, Hitler is an issue

[RealSNR]

The dude STILL hasn't done jack shit since his freshman year of college, and even then it was basically ONE FUCKING PLAY that had everybody jizzing themselves rotten.

We don't know if the guy can even ball or if he's just a great athlete who doesn't know how to put it all together.

I think it's stupid to still say, "Once he's healthy, he's a good player." We still don't know that. 4 games and 5 tackles last year says he's more Dee Ford than he is Julius Peppers

[Mav]

The dude STILL hasn't done jack shit since his freshman year of college, and even then it was basically ONE FUCKING PLAY that had everybody jizzing themselves rotten.



We don't know if the guy can even ball or if he's just a great athlete who doesn't know how to put it all together.



I think it's stupid to still say, "Once he's healthy, he's a good player." We still don't know that. 4 games and 5 tackles last year says he's more Dee Ford than he is Julius Peppers


I said issue. I didn't say he's Lawrence Taylor.

[BossChief]

I hope that lazy fuck does play the opener. We should be able to abuse him in coverage.

[Marcellus]

I hope that lazy **** does play the opener. We should be able to abuse him in coverage.

Derek Rose is going to be like "Damn!"

[Mav]

I hope that lazy fuck does play the opener. We should be able to abuse him in coverage.


They said he would probably only be asked to rush.

[TEX]

I hope that lazy **** does play the opener. We should be able to abuse him in coverage.

He hasn't been lazy in the NFL. He's worked his ass off to rehab his injury to get to this point. I'll give u that opinion if you're basing it on his college career though...

[Hammock Parties]

The dude STILL hasn't done jack shit since his freshman year of college, and even then it was basically ONE FUCKING PLAY that had everybody jizzing themselves rotten.

We don't know if the guy can even ball or if he's just a great athlete who doesn't know how to put it all together.

I think it's stupid to still say, "Once he's healthy, he's a good player." We still don't know that. 4 games and 5 tackles last year says he's more Dee Ford than he is Julius Peppers

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[MMXcalibur]

Not worried in the slightest.

[BigMeatballDave]

LOL Clowney has proven nothing at this level, but Clay will hang from his groin. Troll gonna troll.

[ptlyon]

Get Fisher fitted for the clown suit

[RunKC]

They really fucked up passing on Mack and Bridgewater

[Hammock Parties]

LOL Clowney has proven nothing at this level, but Clay will hang from his groin. Troll gonna troll.

The guy showed a lot before his injury last year. Trust me, he's gonna beast.

[The Franchise]

I wonder if they'll line him up on the same side as Watt.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

If healthy, he's an issue.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Halfcan]

With a name like Clowney- how can you take him serious.

He might make a couple of plays-but I doubt he will be a "the" reason if we lose. Lets hope Alex has learned to pick up a Blitz on 3rd down-he has always seemed completely shocked when they throw it at him again and again and again and again for huge sacks. I don't think I have ever seen a QB so befuddled by Blitz plays. If the Texans force a lot of 3rd and longs - it will be a bad day for Alex. I think he might be the worst QB I have ever seen on 3rd down.

[King_Chief_Fan]

With a name like Clowney- how can you take him serious.

He might make a couple of plays-but I doubt he will be a "the" reason if we lose. Lets hope Alex has learned to pick up a Blitz on 3rd down-he has always seemed completely shocked when they throw it at him again and again and again and again for huge sacks. I don't think I have ever seen a QB so befuddled by Blitz plays. If the Texans force a lot of 3rd and longs - it will be a bad day for Alex. I think he might be the worst QB I have ever seen on 3rd down.

at least he is number 1 at something

[RealSNR]

He hasn't been lazy in the NFL. He's worked his ass off to rehab his injury to get to this point. I'll give u that opinion if you're basing it on his college career though...

It must be pretty hard to actually see how Clowney is doing when your head is still lodged up Case Keenum's butthole.

Good lord. Like, I know quite a bit about the Packers and all, and they're a team that consistently goes to the playoffs, and I talk them up maybe HALF of the time that you do about the Houston fucking Texans.

Paul fucking Fanaika could block Clowney. He's nothing.

[BigMeatballDave]

It must be pretty hard to actually see how Clowney is doing when your head is still lodged up Case Keenum's butthole.

Paul fucking Fanaika could block Clowney. He's nothing.LMAO

[TEX]

It must be pretty hard to actually see how Clowney is doing when your head is still lodged up Case Keenum's butthole.

Good lord. Like, I know quite a bit about the Packers and all, and they're a team that consistently goes to the playoffs, and I talk them up maybe HALF of the time that you do about the Houston ****ing Texans.

Paul ****ing Fanaika could block Clowney. He's nothing.


AND you have yours lodged up mine. You don't know shit about anything. You just think you do... Dipshit.

[RealSNR]

You should know. word is you check prostates with your tongue. And you don't know shit about anything. You just think you do. Dipshit. ;)

Oh no the dude who compares everything in life to his local area doesn't think I'm very smart :deevee:

[MotherfuckerJones]

Watt worries me more than Clowney. I just don't wana see Alex throw a bs pick to Watt for a TD

[TEX]

Oh no the dude who compares everything in life to his local area doesn't think I'm very smart :deevee:

To be clear, I think you're a fool and the biggest dipshit wanna-be on this board. You're just like all know-it-alls.

[BigMeatballDave]

To be clear, I think you're a fool and the biggest dipshit wanna-be on this board. You're just like all know-it-alls.

This would apply to Clay and some of his minions.

SNR is solid.

[RealSNR]

To be clear, I think you're a fool and the biggest dipshit wanna-be on this board. You're just like all know-it-alls.

I'm still waiting for Case Keenum to "finish us off" like you said he would.

[Urc Burry]

The guy showed a lot before his injury last year. Trust me, he's gonna beast.

About as much as Dee Ford

[TEX]

I'm still waiting for Case Keenum to "finish us off" like you said he would.

ROFL He did better than you thought he would... And, I NEVER said he'd beat KC, but you don't listen to what people say. Instead, you tell them what you think they said and it becomes your agenda.

I said the Chiefs better NOT take him too lightly because he does not get rattled, can throw on the run, and he was much more mobile than a statue like Matt Schaub. I said if they get sloppy, Keenum could hurt them.

A 17-16 victory, over a QB making his 1st start on the road, against a very stout "D", is NOT something to gloat over. But then there's the whole dipshit thing with you, so I get it.

[TEX]

This would apply to Clay and some of his minions.

SNR is solid.

I respect your opinion, but I have a different one. However, I agree with the part about Calyness and his disciples.

[MMXcalibur]

The guy showed a lot before his injury last year. Trust me, he's gonna beast.

"Trust me, I'll eat that bug any day now."

[Pasta Little Brioni]

"Trust me, I'll eat that bug any day now."

This year it's a shit sandwich

[RealSNR]

ROFL He did better than you thought he would... And, I NEVER said he'd beat KC, but you don't listen to what people say. Instead, you tell them what you think they said and it becomes your agenda.

I said the Chiefs better NOT take him too lightly because he does not get rattled, can throw on the run, and he was much more mobile than a statue like Matt Schaub. I said if they get sloppy, Keenum could hurt them.

A 17-16 victory, over a QB making his 1st start on the road, against a very stout "D", is NOT something to gloat over. But then there's the whole dipshit thing with you, so I get it.If ANY team plays sloppy, ANY QB will hurt them. And I believe you made a post somewhere about how Keenum plays, with something to the effect of, "First he'll chip away at you, then in the 4th quarter HE GOES IN FOR THE KILL!!!!111" You're downplaying how much you actually talked the kid up because you don't even realize how much of a Houston homer you were that week.

I remember when Tyler Thigpen had a lot of "close" victories against good teams as a starting QB. Same story. Teams don't know how to play against new QBs. Even Tyler fucking Palko saw SOME success for a little bit in his first starting action.

And just like Tyler Thigpen, Case Keenum was a shitty gimmick offense QB from a shitty school in a shitty conference who had neither the talent or the ability to even stick around as a prominent backup in the NFL. And just like Thigpen, he's currently sucking shit through a straw instead of playing in the NFL.

[OctoberFart]

Clowney is a bust. The upside to KC fans is he may over take Fisher as the worst number 1 pick overall since Russell.

[Halfcan]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/check-out-jadeveon-clowney-s-reaction-when-told-he-d-be-playing-week-1-152047856.html

Clownys reaction.

[Chiefshrink]

Like Fisher, Clowney is soft. Maybe the two will have simultaneous injuries as they hit each other thus having that ultimate football NFL orgasm injury effect leaving the game together:p

[Chiefshrink]

Clowney is a bust. The upside to KC fans is he may over take Fisher as the worst number 1 pick overall since Russell.

I get your point but no one will be as bad as Leaf or Russell IMO.

[JimBaker48.8]

The dude STILL hasn't done jack shit since his freshman year of college, and even then it was basically ONE ****ING PLAY that had everybody jizzing themselves rotten.

We don't know if the guy can even ball or if he's just a great athlete who doesn't know how to put it all together.

I think it's stupid to still say, "Once he's healthy, he's a good player." We still don't know that. 4 games and 5 tackles last year says he's more Dee Ford than he is Julius Peppers

Coming out of college of course it was silly for his fans to call Clowney a generational player. I watched him play some at Carolina and he was very athletic and long and unusual quicks for a man that big, lots of potential. The guy that he reminded me of was the knuclehead from Mizzou who went to the 49ers and and screwed up his chances and life in the NFL because of dead brain cells and dope. But unlike Aldon Smith Clowney doesn't even like beer and has no off field issues and gets along very well, fits in with his teammates and really likes playing ball.
I have no idea how his NFL career turns out, but no doubt it's tough coming back from this microfracture surgery, just a plain ole ACL is a lot easier to rehab and recover from.

[Simply Red]

They said he would probably only be asked to rush.

Smart to disclose their game-plan - good, solid leadership there.

[Hootie]

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